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[Sparky]

So, I went to zoo Doo today, Tasmania's fucking crappy idea of a zoo. All thats in it is Native animals. Oh, and a lion or two and a horny, Female tiger that wants to make tigions.

I took some photo's Manley out of boredom, And thought I would post them on here, So you can see just how Vicious these animals are...

Look, So vicious that they have to be behind a cage...

This one here, Caused a bit of Jeoulasy between the two. This was taken just after they got into a boxing match. Fuck they are fast hitters.

That one, Is a something Something white Wallaby. So in other words, Rocko Off of Rocko's modern life. See the resemblance?

(Oh look, Spunky is in that photo. Hey Spunky!.)

More to come...

 

[Sparky]

Ok, So this photo, Ruins the fun of how Scary they are. But, anyway, this is my friend ( MSN Jess's BF for those keeping count) Patting a Wallaby.

Ha, now look This is a real scary Koala, don't let them get their hands on you...

Oh shit.

Well that just about fucks everything up.

Now any Questions?

Edit: There will be more when I get my friends Camera.

 

[Jane]

The koala is awesome

 

[Sparky]

We managed, to be there, during one of the four hours a day that they are awake.

 

[Blade]

But what do they actually do during those 4 hours...?

 

[Sparky]

Eat, Shit, Eat and move to a different Limb on the tree. Lucky Bastard.

 

[Sparky]

Eat, Shit, Eat and move to a different Limb on the tree. Lucky Bastard.

Forums.

 

[Spunky]

Hi!

I love koala's.

 

[Rusty]

Man, Adelaide Zoo's are better than that

 

[Sparky]

Didn't know you guys had a Zoo... Did i not mention the Horny fucking Tiger???

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Bit racist Sparky, we have Kangaroos as well.

 

[Rusty]

I went bowling tonight, beat that!

Seriously, it was the first time I've been in years.

 

[Sparky]

Bit racist Sparky, we have Kangaroos as well.

You do??????

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yes.

 

[Spunky]

I went and sucked off a horse, Can you claim that?

 

[Sparky]

I went bowling tonight, beat that!

Seriously, it was the first time I've been in years.

Horny Tiger > Bowling.

 

[Spunky]

Yes we do, But they are called Walla wallas.

 

[Sparky]

Not Native though.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Native to England, Sparky.

 

[Sparky]

Well, I got lied too. Whether it was in Kindergarten, Today, Last year, year before, Primary school or by my parents Or even by you tonight I got lied too.

 

[Jane]

We have polar bears. And tyrannosauruses.

 

[Spunky]

we have slag's, And blackpool...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Blackpool is a haven for slags. And slot machines.

 

[Spunky]

And turd's.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I bury them in the sand.