Scene opens in a backstage locker room at the site of Redemption. Showtime David Cougar steps into view and sits down. He is still dressed in his ring attire, sporting a blood soaked towel around his neck and holding a bottle of water. He is watching a TV that is off camera. Copeland and Cohen can be heard and it is apparent that Showtime is watching the closing minutes of the EurAsian title match he competed in. He wipes his forehead, blood is still slowly trickling from his wound. He takes a sip of water and continues watching the TV. Copeland can be heard describing Big Dave lifting Showtime on his shoulders on the turnbuckle and the load crash that came after, followed by the 3 count. Big Dave is announced as the winner and Showtime lowers his head in disappointment. He places the bottle down on the ground and throws the towel on the bench. He takes off his pads and grabs a second towel and goes off to shower off the blood. The blood soaked towel hangs over the water bottle and a drop of blood is seen falling from the towel into the bottle. Leon Kensworth walks into the locker room and looks around.
Leon: Showtime, Showtime? Darn it it all, hes in the shower. Why can I never get an interview with that guy? Next time Myles tells me to go interview him and should tell him to... to... well... I guess to do it himself. Its frustrating, thats for sure.
Leon looks around; he is in desperate need of a drink. He sees the water bottle on the floor and picks it up.
Must be Showtimes. It has his face on the bottle.
Leon turns the bottle to face the camera. Sure enough, Showtimes smiling face is on the label. A caption flashes at the bottom, promoting, Showater Quenches Your Thirst Like No Other!
Well I guess I could just take his water, given all the humiliation hes put me through.
Leon takes a long sip of the water.
Ahh, thats not bad.
He takes another sip as he walks out of the locker room.
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Scene opens on the set of The Show. Showtime is already seated behind his desk. He is wearing a more casual suit attire and sporting a pretty noticeable sized bandage on his forehead.
Good evening and welcome to The Show. I am as always your host, Showtime David Cougar, and while normally I would be thrilled to sit here and shower you all with jokes and puns and promises of exciting things to come, this past week have not been the best for me. This past Sunday at Redemption I let myself down in my match verse Big Dave. More than that, I let you all down. I let each and everyone of you down when I said that I would stand before my rival and beat him two times to regain what I had felt was robbed from me. I could use the excuse that I threw away my chance at Kingdom Come when I went for the kill instead of the pin, and I could use the excuse that Dave, Big Bad OlDave, picked up a chair and carved a big dent into it with my skull. I could tell you all this, but at the end of the day when I look in the mirror, I know that I all I have to blame for it is myself. Big Dave has my number it seems, and I have yet to beat him in any shape or form. People have pat me on the back, told me how valiantly I had fought back and how close I came to pulling the impossible out and winning... the impossible they said.
Showtime pauses for a moment. The word impossible has definitely seem to struck a cord with him.
I thank you all for your support and encouraging words. Without you the fans, we wouldnt be here doing what were doing, but I want you all to know that nothing, and I mean nothing, is impossible. The Phillies won the World Series. The US elected a black president. Doug Crashin won a match here in WZCW, and Leon is a blood sucker.
A picture flashes on the large screen behind Showtime that shows Leon with his arm around a goulash vampire. The audience laughs
Leon enjoyed my blood so much he ordered 5 cases, but I want to assure you all that Showater contains zero blood and only healthy and natural ingredients designed to lead a well balanced diet. And you can only order it on the new and improved WZCW.com, but for everyone here tonight we have a free bottle under each of your seats for your tasting pleasure.
The audience looks under their chairs and all pull out the specially designed Showater.
But enough of that shameless plug, the point is nothing is impossible. Big Dave has my number now, and he has been pound for pound the best wrestler in WZCW in the past few months, but he can and he will be beaten sooner or later. People with guaranteed title shots may claim that there time is now, but I want them and all of you to know that me and Big Dave are far from finished. Dave, I dont care if the EurAsian title is up for grabs or not; this battle between you and me is now more personal than any title could ever mean. It has damaged peoples lives, destroyed careers, and has led to some of the most brutal encounters ever witnessed inside that ring. One way or another Dave, I want another match verse you and this time the impossible will happen. I will beat you because nothing is impossible.
The audience applauds and Showtime thanks them.
Now what better way to prepare for the task of beating Dave, the man I have yet to beat, than competing in a match against another man I have yet to beat. Thats right, tune your televisions to Ascension this week where you will witness Showtime Cougar facing off against his old bitter rival, Ty Burna, in what will surely be another epic encounter. A lot has changed since me and Ty first met inside the ring. I can credit Ty for stretching me to my limits in our first encounters. He was a foe unmatched by many inside the ring. He took me to my limits and in doing so has helped me become stronger than I was before. I have ascended up the ranks of WZCW since fighting Ty and have beaten many challengers since then. Ive beaten technical experts and bar room brawlers. Ive beaten backstabbing punks and convicts... Ive beaten the monsters, the tough guys, the champions, and now Im ready to beat you Ty. I know you and I, and each and everyone of these viewers, felt the electricity from the Megashow, weve been waiting for this for a long while, I know especially that you have. Since our encounters you know your career has been in a bit of a rut, your challengers havent been up to standard, theyre frustrating, they havent been worth your time you say. Thats why youve had such trouble with Lars where I steam rolled over him, thats why you lost to Payne, and the title shot that came with it.
Well Ty Im here, ready to fight you, and Ive been ready for a long while. This match is the culmination of two new wrestlers transformation to main event. This will not be the last battle you and I will have, I assure you there will be many more encounters between the two of us and I for one look forward to each and every one. Nobody has given me the challenge that you have and I am ready to give you the fight you have been long waiting for. Im not blinded by the light like I once was, Im not the same delusional superstar that broke into this business. I know now its not about light verse darkness, good verse evil, right verse wrong, no, inside the ring its only about me verse you, no Dave, no Lars, just us. My mind is focused, my body is strong, I have the fans behind me, and Im ready for you Ty. At Ascension, I will fight you with everything I have because... hell... Ill be egotistical for a while, I am the human highlight reel, Mr. Prime Time, the scene making, show stealing, turn it up real loud cause He is talking, the highest rated superstar, Showtime, and you can call me blinded, I dont care. Grind my bones to dust, ripe my heart out and drink my blood, say a poem, chant a verse, whatever you think will scare me off, I'm here to tell you it won't. I know Im ready to fight you and if youre not aware of that now youll find out soon enough inside the ring. Ladies and Gentleman, I am the Show, and Ty Burna is a dead man, literally. Goodnight.
Showtime stands up and the screen behind flashes a graphic of Showtime Cougar and Ty Burna hyping their match at Ascension. Showtime walks off stage to the audience and shakes many of their hands as they chant his name.