The scene fades into a small television studio. As studio heads and runners scramble around, a news desk is lit brightly in the centre, and Scott Hammond and Wasabi Toyota are seen sitting behind the desk. They are both suited, with what appears to be stuck on moustaches and sideburns. They appear to be engaging in witty banter as a studio executive alerts them to his presence
Guys we are on in two minutes.
Fantastic. You ready for this?
Yeah, I guess.
All you have to do is stick to the script.
But why do I need to apologise?
I'm not asking you to apologise for the match, I just want you to say sorry for your comments on Ascension.
Guys, one minute.
There is an awkward silence between the tag team champions. The studio executive counts the Brothers In Arms down from ten, and as he reaches zero, more lights go up and a typical news theme hits the air
My name, as you all know by now is Scott Hammond, and my partner sitting next to me is Wasabi Toyota. We are the WZCW World Tag Team Champions, and we wear these belts proudly. Last week on Meltdown, before our scheduled match against Dr Alhazerd and James King, my partner got a little ahead of himself and decided that our match was already a foregone conclusion. I will hand over to my partner now, one half of the tag team champions, Mr Wasabi Toyota.
Ladies and gentlemen...my comments last week before our match, were cocky, and out of line, and it so came to pass that karma had its way and, well, Scotty tapped to James King's Amnesia Strikes.
Hey whoa, don't make this about me, you tempted fate. I was an innocent victim
Hammond composes himself a moment, before realising that the camera is still on air
My apologies. What will now become of the tag team champs after such a shocking defeat to such new competition I hear you all ask? Not a whole lot really. We have taken last week on Meltdown as a shock to the system, and we are now ready to move forward as champions to ensure that it never happens again.
That's right Scotty, and thus, this brings us to this coming week on Meltdown. The Brothers In Arms face the almighty challenge of taking on DK Wilton in a handicap match.
We have learnt the lessons of previous issues, and will be preparing for DK Wilton the same way we prepare for all our opponents. Wilton has had a couple of weeks on the shelf because of some dispute with management, but he does have incentive going into this match. A shot in the Mayhem Battle Royal is up for grabs if he can somehow win the match. But we are the Brothers In Arms, and we take great pride in being the very best. DK Wilton, our message to you is simple. There will be no reprieve for you on your return. We are not going to take it easy on you because your by yourself, we have the biggest point to prove this week, and unfortunately, you just happened to be the first guy in the line of fire. Prepare to become just another member of the walking wounded.
And we are out! Good work guys.
The Brothers In Arms smile at each other and congratulate on a job well done as the scene fades out
The scene fades back into the BIA dressing room, still wearing the fake moustaches and sideburns, they are sitting comfortably playing Mario Kart on a Wii console
You know, I don't think you could have beaten Alhazerd at Mario, you're terrible at this.
Hey, I'm just rusty.
You remember that chick out in the studio, Roxy?
What, the one who had rather large...
Eyes, yes. She was giving me the eye and I think I should move in.
Hammond shuffles over to his dresser and pulls out an aftershave bottle in the shape of the head of a black panther
Is that what I think it is?
Yup, Sex Panther for men. 60% of the time, it works every time.
I think I've heard of that before.
But of course you have, I have used this particular aftershave before. Its made from parts of real panther. Stings the nostrils wouldn't you say?
I could swear this is plagiarism, seriously.
I don't know what your talking about.
Now who has taken his eye off this weeks match, hey? See how easy it is to assume we will beat Wilton?
Listen Wasabi, we are not going to make that mistake again. Its just like you have always taught me. Never take an opponent with a pinch of salt. Always take them as a legitimate threat. This week on Meltdown, DK Wilton stands in the way of the Brothers In Arms getting back to winning ways on the lead up to the damn Crashin Movement, and one thing I can promise you, is that I am as focussed as I have ever been on walking into Meltdown, and proving a point at the expense of DK Wilton. Now come on, lets go get taco's, they're on me tonight.
Wasabi Toyota stands up with a giddy smile on his face as he follows Hammond out of the dressing room as the scene fades to black