ALIENS are coming in September 2017!!

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

http://www.inquisitr.com/3656426/alien-ufo-invasion-fleet-will-reach-earth-in-september-2017-obama-warns-putin-after-nasa-detected-miles-wide-armada-of-spaceships-that-entered-our-solar-system-video/

There you have it folks. Complete that bucket list because you have one year until a fleet of alien ships hit the earth. %50 chance the aliens are peaceful. I'm going to attach my chainsaw to a shotgun and start working on defenses around my house.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Damn, I thought this was an announcement for another Aliens movie.

 

[Dirk]

...on mah tits, whaaaaaaat?!

 

[Spidey Revivey]

They're here to pay us back for Independence Day: Resurgence.

 

[therockiswwf]

I always avoid inquisitr because their articles are shit.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I always avoid inquisitr because their articles are shit.

You don't say.

 

[therockiswwf]

They write their alien articles like they do with their wrestling ones.

Title: Aliens! Omg something is definitely happening!
Article: *starts off with useless info* then something may or may not be happening.

Title: Is John Cena Dead?
Article: *useless info* then he may or may not be dead. He also might be an alien but we cannot confirm that. Also Undertaker is retiring! Click here for more. *clicks* idk if he is retiring. But we have also heard he is a deadman meaning he may or may not be a man that is dead.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

They're here to pay us back for Independence Day: Resurgence.

And Signs. Oh god what we did to them in Signs is unforgivable.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

And Signs. Oh god what we did to them in Signs is unforgivable.

Have you tried using water people of Earth?

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Have you tried using water people of Earth?

Or pantry doors constructed by his holiness, Mel Gibson?

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

So...water and -Red Dust- from the original V television series. Protect yourself people.

 

[nightmare]

Why cant these things ever be a Last Starfighter situation? Always with the anal probes. You mean none of them need help defending their world from evil alien *****? All these hours of video games gone to waste...

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I hope they arrive soon. Advanced medicine, technology, extermination of people like Trump, etc.

 

[Starkist]

Nope, I am good. Time to go out on my aluminum foil helmet.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I have to say, I've always loved how the crazy ones are those who believe that somewhere, among the infinite number of stars in the universe, intelligent alien life is (obviously) a real thing. It's especially great when the eye-roll comes from a Christian...