Albert The River's is smashing Paige

[I Heart Cena]

So it's confirmed that they are an item. What are yall's thoughts

 

[BaconBits]

I don't care whatsoever. What is extremely funny to me, though, is the sweaty neckbeards on the internet getting upset about it.

 

[ABMorales787]

Fuck. I was like totally gonna bang her.

 

[Bagpipes]

Si.

 

[nightmare]

There is a joke somewhere in there about Mexico's greatest export being imported into Britain. Connect your own comedy dots.

 

[TJ Matics]

"He's too old ewwww!"

"Shut up as long as she's happy who cares??"

She's caused quite the stir.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I must be one of the few people on earth who doesn't give a flying fuck what celebrities do in their personal lives because I read this and the first thing that popped into my head was Who?

Then I realized OP was talking about Del Rio and failing at being funny by putting his name in English.


Then I went on with my life not caring who is fucking who.

 

[rbv13]

One time I smashed a Paige. Later it burned when I pissed. I had to get a very painful scraping. On the plus side there was a delicious sandwich shop right next door to the clinic. I enjoyed a spicy Italian. It had specialty peppers that also burned.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

There is a joke somewhere in there about Mexico's greatest export being imported into Britain. Connect your own comedy dots.

I believe their Brangelina name is Chicharito.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

ADR is an absolute stud. If the E actually had some brains as to how to develop good stars instead of just waiting for who people cheer for after saddling them with shit gimmicks that they came up with as a last resort, maybe you all would know.

You fuckin gimps.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

One time I smashed a Paige. Later it burned when I pissed. I had to get a very painful scraping. On the plus side there was a delicious sandwich shop right next door to the clinic. I enjoyed a spicy Italian. It had specialty peppers that also burned.

I will mail you a check for 5 grand if you can say something that's not insanely stupid.

I read the LD so I'm confident my money is safe

 

[ヒュー　G.　レックション]

I certainly wouldn't expect them of all people to be together. For some reason I imagined Del Rio to already have a wife and kids lol

I've really enjoyed Del Rio since he came back to beat Cena. In his initial run i found him too boring, but he seems to have stepped it up in the ring.

 

[Navi]

I thought he was married with kids as well. Didn't he do a PSA with his son reading to him about monsters or something?

Anyhow I don't give a crap what they do out of the ring.

 

[ShinChan]

 

[Wally Dangerously]

Hopefully a disastrous in-ring wedding is in the works that includes a drugging, an abduction, Billy and Chuck, and a live-sex celebration.

 

[rbv13]

I will mail you a check for 5 grand if you can say something that's not insanely stupid.

I read the LD so I'm confident my money is safe

Damn five grand. Let me get to work on this. Might take me a week or so. Actually give me until mid June.

 

[Good Golly It's Ollie]

Good for them.

Seen too many creepers obsessing over this though.

 

[Stone Cold Tea]

I wanna see them have a kid so we can check the complexion.

 

[BringThePain834]

I don't understand how people are losing their shit over this, yet don't seem to notice or care that 90 year old Hugh Hefner is married to some 26 year old.

 

[Alex]

Gimmick infringement

As to them dating. I also thought Del Rio was married and Paige was seeing the guitarist from A Day To Remember.

 

[ShinChan]

Gimmick infringement

As to them dating. I also thought Del Rio was married and Paige was seeing the guitarist from A Day To Remember.

She had even engaged that guitarist.

 

[Rayne]

Right? We all saw it on a television show produced by the WWE, but it wasn't RAW or Smackdown so it has to be true.

 

[OYDK]

So, people are getting upset about this why? Because of a 15 year age difference? Do people live under a fucking rock or are wrestling fans just the douchiest douchebags around... fuck it never ends with this fanbase...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

They're an odd looking couple to be fair

 

[Messiah]

Why the fuck would any of us have any thoughts on this?.. I don't know either of them.

This is like me being concerned about 2 random people on the street holding hands.