Mr. Artistic guy
Better Off This Way
As follows. It's all true except I've tied up some of his spelling and grammar.
Some guy said:This is soo stupid. They gave Brodus Clay that gimmick to bury him.
Me said:Wait, what? You think the WWE intentionally gave one of their big future prospects who is on the rise a bad gimmick to internally sabotage his career? Honestly?
Some guy said:Yeah but the WWE doesn't like self-made guys.
Me said:Right. Sorry, what company did Brodus work for before he got to the WWE? How long his he slave and salvage money whilst going from pillar to pillar in the indys? Brodus Clay is about as WWE made a guy as you could find.
And even if that assertion was true, which of course it isn't, you picked a really bad time to raise it. CM Punk = WWE champ, Bryan = world champ, your theory = sinking.
Some guy said:Daniel Bryan?
Me said:Erm, yeah. Y'know. 10 year indy career previous to the WWE, internet darling, 'American Dragon' Bryan Danielson. The exact opposite of Brodus Clay. They couldn't be pushing a non-WWE guy any higher right now.
Some guy said:Daniel Bryan is being pushed? Are you serious BrO?
Me said:Is he...I'm fucking speechless. HE IS THE WORLD FUCKING CHAMPION. He is the B-show world champ and thereby the second most important man in wrestling. What is it that you consider a push?
Some guy said:No wait see we had Daniel Bryan losing to Cody Rhodes one week and then next week he's world champion. How is that being pushed.
Me said:Yes. I think, and forgive me if this thought has already passed you by and you were so deep in meditation you didn't think it appropriate to even offer a second glance but... maybe that's what they were going for? Yeah, maybe they wanted to look weak whilst holding the briefcase so when he won he could look like a physically inferior champion who used classic heel tactics to cheat and retain the belt. Maybe.
Some guy said:You an asshole.