Your Savior Tells You What To Think

[ZeroVX]

Hello WZCW fanbase. My name is Chris Jones, your Savior and Hero, here to, as the title will tell you, tell you what to think.

The concept is simple. You, the idiotic slime that can barely be called fans, will send me e-mails with questions in regards to the goings-on here in WZCW. I will, in turn, respond to them while spewing hatred onto you for whatever evil or pathetic actions you've done or will do.

And if you ask me anything in regards to my personal life, I will teach you how to someone can be tortured with a napkin, an ice pick, and the latest issue of MAD Magazine. Comprende?

Hop to it.

 

[Blade]

The KillJoy as Mayhem champion and all his potential challengers from John Smith to yourself as Apocalypse gets closer. Your thoughts?


Anonymous Fan.

 

[ZeroVX]

The KillJoy as Mayhem champion and all his potential challengers from John Smith to yourself as Apocalypse gets closer. Your thoughts?


Anonymous Fan.

My thoughts are that this is nothing surprising. The Mayhem division is the most chaotic division in this company, so having multiple challengers gunning for the belt at the same time is nothing new. Killjoy was aware of this when he became champion, I'm sure. If he wasn't, he'd be an insult to the belt he carries, which I doubt is something he'd want.

Incidentally, do you think you're hiding from me by not posting your name? Don't worry, once I find your IP address, I'll find something on you. Just wait.

-Your Savior