Your Porn Name

[TheOneBigWill]

THIS THREAD CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE, & THEME -- IF YOU FEEL IT WOULD OFFEND, OR YOU AREN'T OF PROPER AGE - TURN AWAY:



Okay, so basically the topic of this thread, is to create your own porn character. If you were to become a porn star, what would you name be? Add as much as you'd like, or simply just a name. Its your call.

This would be my entire outlay.

Name: Long Dong Silver "Seamen of 69 Lakes"

Hobbies Include: Diving, Exploring, & commanding groups into battle

Turn Ons: Flotation Devices, Uncharted Islands, & Buried Treasure

Turn Offs: Sea Moss, Ship Wrecks, & Whales

 

[Melon Farmer]

Bill Cunting Ham!!!

I dont know where I got the Bill from lol.

 

[Freedom 35]

I named my junk the punisher



thats all

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I named my junk the punisher



thats all

Okay, if you're actually refering to real life.. my "junk" (as you call it - mine isn't junk, so much as treasure lol) is refered to as.. "The Sexicutioner."

 

[Freedom 35]

Okay, if you're actually refering to real life.. my "junk" (as you call it - mine isn't junk, so much as treasure lol) is refered to as.. "The Sexicutioner."

I like that see I tried out The Big and Tasty but The Punisher gets straight to the point

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I like that see I tried out The Big and Tasty but The Punisher gets straight to the point

LOL I don't like to express the size, through name.. as thats normally what smaller men do. And I'm up front about not being "huge." lol However, that doesn't mean the quality is poor.

 

[Melon Farmer]

eeeyea....how about we stp talking about dicks....perfect!!!

 

[TheOneBigWill]

eeeyea....how about we stp talking about dicks....perfect!!!

It takes a real man to be able to stand up in front of a forum & talk about his 'member' to another man. See, Peanut, thats why all you think about is chocolate.. until you can name your penis, you'll never be a man. lol

 

[Colamania]

eeeyea....how about we stp talking about dicks....perfect!!!

Tell you what, here's a better idea. We stop talking to you. Then, we'll stop talking to A dick.

That help?

 

[Uncle Phatso]

yea ummm im not really afreid to say it but mines named deinnis and the boys are names ben and jack i dont no why ive named them that but i have lol and my porn name would be big stank lol great name

 

[Disasterpiece]

Lol Will, did you know there has already been a method developed on how to figure what your pornstar name would be? What you do is, take your middle name and then the name of your first pet, or the name of the street you grew up on or spent the longest at as a child. Put those 2 together and you get your pornstar name.

So, in my case, my middle name is John. My first pet was a dog named Sweety, and the street i grew up on was Fox lane. So . . .

John Sweety
or
John Fox

would be mine. I like John Sweety better. it sounds more pornstar-ish. A buddy of had a middle name of maxwell and the name of his street was Ironwood lol. So his was Max Ironwood LMAO!

 

[TheOneBigWill]

So . . .

John Sweety
or
John Fox

LOL John Fox, man, he's the Head Coach of my Pro Football team. (Carolina Panthers) No wonder we suck. He should be off doing porno that I'd never wanna watch, instead of trying to coach a Pro team.

And mine would be something along the lines of...

Lee Bruno or Lee Summer LOL Not the best choices.. I like Long Dong Silver. hahaha

 

[Loveless Chulita]

If I had a porn name I think it would be.. Candy Stroke.. lmao.
That just popped into my head while reading this post.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

If I had a porn name I think it would be.. Candy Stroke.. lmao.
That just popped into my head while reading this post.

Thats a good name though. You could have a gimmick.. "Sweet & Delicious" like Skittles. "Taste the Rainbow - Feel the Rainbow." lol

 

[Loveless Chulita]

Thats a good name though. You could have a gimmick.. "Sweet & Delicious" like Skittles. "Taste the Rainbow - Feel the Rainbow." lol

Hmm.. I like that, I like that, lol or I could say that old school line: "Melts in your Mouth, not in your hands" lol

 

[Disasterpiece]

Hmm.. I like that, I like that, lol or I could say that old school line: "Melts in your Mouth, not in your hands" lol

lol omg, i think if a good looking girl ever said that to me i would have her in the bed with a quickness!

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Hmm.. I like that, I like that, lol or I could say that old school line: "Melts in your Mouth, not in your hands" lol

NO! Then all I'd see when I thought of you was something thats all wet & goo.. wait, wait.. nevermind, that'd work to, for a pornstar I suppose. lol

 

[TheOneBigWill]

lol omg, i think if a good looking girl ever said that to me i would have her in the bed with a quickness!

There is NO SUCH THING as a "Good Girl" saying THAT phrase. hehehe My Wife won't even say phrases like that. I'm so deprived. hahahahaha

 

[Disasterpiece]

There is NO SUCH THING as a "Good Girl" saying THAT phrase. hehehe My Wife won't even say phrases like that. I'm so deprived. hahahahaha

Yes there is because I have met more than one. Just the luck of the draw =)

 

[Loveless Chulita]

So if your wife said that to you would that mean she's not a good girl?

I personally have NEVER used that line, it's just funny to say, lol.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Yes there is because I have met more than one. Just the luck of the draw =)

The closest I think I've come is dating a stripper. She wasn't a stripper when I dated her though, she was psycho. lol

My Wife is the best thing I've ever had, & more than likely ever would have.. even if she left me, I doubt there would be another to top her.

Although, if she'd learn a couple simple, basic really, things.. such as the Melina splits.. stipper dancing.. & sexy outfits are completely okay (in the bedroom) than we'd be on such a higher level. lol

 

[TheOneBigWill]

So if your wife said that to you would that mean she's not a good girl?

I personally have NEVER used that line, it's just funny to say, lol.

She'd never say anything like that, I doubt even joking. My sense of humor & her's are slightly modified. lol She gets me, she gets my humor, but she's nowhere NEAR as open, as I am.

She loves being shy in public. I love being.. public. lol She's kinda secretive of our behind closed doors life.. to me, its open to the world. lol

 

[Loveless Chulita]

I guess that's what makes relationships unique that you and her are opposite, but you never know one day she might surprise you with a split, sexy lingire, M&M's, or whip cream lol

 

[mossy]

lol omg, i think if a good looking girl ever said that to me i would have her in the bed with a quickness!

so does that mean if i said that you would have me in bed then or dont i have to say that lol

 

[TheOneBigWill]

so does that mean if i said that you would have me in bed then or dont i have to say that lol

Am I seeing a love connection being made in my thread? lol I barely understood this post.