Your favorite phrases

[Slyfox696]

What are your favorite phrases to use, either in real life or online?

"I don't give a flying fuck"

"Piss bucket"

"Pissing match"

"...your IQ is smaller than my shoe size"

"I rate your intelligence somewhere between a rock and a couch".





What are some of yours? Because I plan to shamelessly rip off any ones that I like.

 

[Ryukuma]

I Didn't think Intelligent people used the internet, and I guess i was right

Blitznak

I think I rate you a bit higher then a midget

 

[Papa Shango]

What do ya want, a medal? (interchangeable with cookie)

Every time you talk, I die a little inside.

Good Lord, son, you're as useless as a cock-flavored lolly-pop.

 

[Derf]

"You, my friend, are an idiot."

WTF? Lol? BBQ?!?!

 

[Papa Shango]

What is that, metric?

I don't mean to embarrass you, but you are mistaken. You've confused me for someone who actually gives a crap.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'm Ronry, so ronry, so ronry and sadry arone

I like using that one, but no one is ever around o see it.

 

[Slyfox696]

I don't mean to embarrass you, but you are mistaken. You've confused me for someone who actually gives a crap.

Replace "crap" with the F-bomb, and you're golden.

 

[Slyfox696]

"You're golden."

 

[Papa Shango]

I couldn't give a shit if you gave me Ex-lax and a bran muffin.

 

[Father:_Polley]

I believe you're confusing me with someone who cares...it's ok though, it happens a lot

 

[Papa Shango]

If Alan Alda were dead he'd be spinning in his grave right now.