You know you watch too much wrestling when...

[dirtyshubb]

You ever feel that over the years you have watched a bit too much wrestling? Has it affected your everyday life, if so give us youe examples.

For me i would have to say whenever i watch soaps on tv (gf sometimes likes to watch eastenders) i cant help but view the shows booking as if it was a wrestling fed, heels and faces, people getting pushed and others getting moved down the cards, mid-carders and headliners. I will think to myself "seems like they are pushing so and so" just something i found myself doing, lol.

 

[speedy316]

U know when you watch two much wrestling when you plan to come down the aisle to your favourite WWE Superstars theme music and you plan for your bride to come down to a your favourite diva's theme music

 

[Enigmania]

You know when you watch too much wrestling when you point out odd facts will watching tv shows. Caught myself talking about WrestleMania I during the Snickers advert and everytime The Apprentice is on it's a field day!

 

[Jonny B]

The starter of this thread deserves to have his balls attached to a battery for over five days.

 

[C.M.]

The starter of this thread deserves to have his balls attached to a battery for over five days.

Indeed

 

[Total Impact]

You know when you watch too much wrestling when you pick up your nephew and give him an F-5 and start bouncing around like a ******.

 

[Jonny B]

******.

Thats all I read

 

[Eternal Dragon]

When you start making threads like these?

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Jonny B]

When you start making threads like these?

That'd be... "You know you have too few brain cells when..."

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Frighteningly enough, this same type of thread was started a few months back. The other one was funnier and read like a Jeff Foxworthy list. This is a cheap imitation.

 

[Lil Wes]

Lame.

 

[HBK-aholic]

My life revolves around Shawn Michaels. Ya I think I watch too much wrestling

 

[the_phenomenal1]

You know you watch too much wrestling when you write new world order using little n & o nWo.....

I've seen these before somewhere

 

[TheOneBigWill]

You know you watch too much wrestling when you write new world order using little n & o nWo.....

I've seen these before somewhere

I just like to try and be as grammar correct as I can be, when explaining anything wrestling. Thats why I write n.W.o.

Not only using the lower case "n" and "o" but also the periods in between. That doesn't mean I'm obsessed with wrestling, it just means I'm picky about how my typing looks. (I am obsessed with wrestling though, my huge cabinet full of V.H.S. tapes of Pay Per View's, iMPACT!'s, Raw's, Nitro's, Thunder's, and HeAT's prove that. )

 

[Lil Wes]

My life revolves around Shawn Michaels. Ya I think I watch too much wrestling

My life revolves around money, tits, ass and football.

What does that have to do with wrestling?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

My life revolves around money, tits, ass and football.

What does that have to do with wrestling?

Money = Ted DiBiase
Tits = Divas
Ass = Billy Gun
Football = XFL

 

[Total Impact]

I just like to try and be as grammar correct as I can be, when explaining anything wrestling. Thats why I write n.W.o.

Not only using the lower case "n" and "o" but also the periods in between. That doesn't mean I'm obsessed with wrestling, it just means I'm picky about how my typing looks. (I am obsessed with wrestling though, my huge cabinet full of V.H.S. tapes of Pay Per View's, iMPACT!'s, Raw's, Nitro's, Thunder's, and HeAT's prove that. )

I'm the same with tapes, I got old RAW's, PPV's and WWE specials. I kind lack on the TNA tapes, as once you watched a TNA show, you kind of done. Its like porn, you move on to next sceneafter a couple of minutes.

TNA like porn, terrible acting, but great action. And like porn TNA brings in new actors and actress. What the fuck am I talking about?

 

[Colamania]

Porn?

 

[Lil Wes]

Money = Ted DiBiase
Tits = Divas
Ass = Billy Gun
Football = XFL

Funny you said that, I'm a huge DiBiase mark.

 

[Colamania]

DiBiase is my new favourite superstar, following my aquiring of the RR box set.

Still only got as far as 1994. By God, Undertaker pulled off the best promo ever after that casket match. If you havn't seen it, find it now. That's some amazingly powerful shit. "The spirit of the Undertaker shall not Rest... In Peace!"

 

[Total Impact]

DiBiase is my new favourite superstar, following my aquiring of the RR box set.

Still only got as far as 1994. By God, Undertaker pulled off the best promo ever after that casket match. If you havn't seen it, find it now. That's some amazingly powerful shit. "The spirit of the Undertaker shall not Rest... In Peace!"

Its 2008 and your now a fan of the Million Dollar Man. So I guess even in 2008, everybody has a price for the Million Dollar Man and yours was whatever it cost for a the RR set.

Million Dollar Man, greatest heel of ALL TIME!

 

[Colamania]

I aint gonna argue with that. I love his entrance too, the evil laugh at the start. That was amazing.

Everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man! (Including at RR 1989 when he bought number 30, great angle right there)

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I aint gonna argue with that. I love his entrance too, the evil laugh at the start. That was amazing.

Everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man! (Including at RR 1989 when he bought number 30, great angle right there)

I always thought DiBiase was underrated and deserved a single's Championship. (one that was acknowledged, as legit, anyways) I think they could've at least let him win. Didn't Big John Studd win the Royal Rumble in 89? Which what on earth was the point to that?

I think it would've worked even better for him to have not only bought #30, (like he did) but ended up winning because of it. Although back then, it was a rarity for heels to win anything major, what with Hulkamania holdin' them down, brother.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Funny you said that, I'm a huge DiBiase mark.

Random thing that I don't believe I've ever mentioned. Ted DiBiase came to our town to speak for one of the local churches. I seen it as a lot of half and half to be honest. I'm not gonna say he didn't mean what he said, but he called wrestling basically "sinful" for a lot of things.. and made a couple remarks about how he'd never return to it. (all the while, he had JUST signed on with the Smackdown brand to be on the creative team, or some type of road agent)

After everything, we got to "meet and greet" and I asked him about what I should do, to get involved with writing storylines for Professional Wrestling. He told me to get into writing for Soap Operas! Outside of that, he was basically useless in information.. I think he probably was "high" on himself, which I found disrespecting because that sorta thing is something I'd take very highly and respectfully because I'd see it as a definate career opportunity.

EDIT: To clearify, I understand it greatly helps to write Soaps first.. but he gave next to no information on exactly where to go, or how to start. His reply was basically.. "If you really want to, I suggest finding a way to write for a soap opera show first, for a few years."