You know what's really depressing?

[Jonnie Walker]

I wish I could find a fat chick with a pretty face. I always get stuck with the fat ones who are also ugly. I takes what I can gets. I did used to fuck a halfway decent lookin chick who was 4'6. Somewhat chubby Mexican but he had the most amazing poop chute ever.

So, you fucked a mexican midget?

 

[Nate DaMac]

I'd fuck the shit out of Rey Rey.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

I'd fuck the shit out of Rey Rey.

 

[thrilla11]

A fat girl with a pretty face? Myth. Like the yeti. And Shake having a brain.

Show me proof of all three and I'll rep you everyday for the rest of your life.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

So, is it the weight that depresses you, or is it the fact that these women still won't fuck you even with their super-sized muffin tops?

 

[The Dewbliners]

It depresses me that I lost my "No Fat Chicks" T-Shirt. Ironically, never offended a single fat chick.

 

[MWats]

Let's be honest, the real reason we aren't stepping anywhere near that BBW is because that pussy stank.

For lack of a better term.