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Imagine for a moment if you were given access to a copy of every single match in wrestling history. Everything from indy feds to the NWA's glory years to last night's ECW, including foreign companies. You're allowed to make a theme DVD consisting of 7-10 matches. It can be any theme you'd like, ranging from tag wrestling to cage matches to the Best of Squash Matches. Anything you'd like as long as it has a common theme is legal. So what would you make? Make sure to try to include the dates of the matches and why you would choose them. Be creative with the name, host, etc. if you'd like to.
A final thing: these would be the matches that YOU would want. They may not be the best of their kind, they may not be well known, but maybe they're matches you've always liked. Just try to give your reasoning, even if it's something fairly simple.
Excuse Me, Do You Have a Chair I Could Borrow?
In wrestling history, there have been matches where it looks as if one of the wrestlers might be taken out of the arena on a stretcher because they have absolutely had the hell beaten out of them. Sometimes they bleed, but other times it seems that they've had every bone in their bodies broken. These matches are often the most emotional to watch as the brutality in them is often off the charts. This collection is, if you haven't already guessed it, the most brutal wrestling matches of all time.
May 4, 1981-Alley Fight, Madison Square Garden, Sgt. Slaughter vs. Pat Patterson
I know most of us remember Pat Patterson as the stooge along with Gerald Brisco, but back in the 70s and early 80s, this guy was the shit. These two had feuded since Slaughter signed with the company, and this match blew the whole thing off. It was what we would now call a hardcore match with no rules and weapons use encouraged. They beat the living hell out of each other and the crowd heat is off the charts. This was WAY ahead of its time.
November 24, 1983-Dog Collar Match, Greensboro Coliseum, Roddy Piper vs. Greg Valentine
Holy shit. I just saw this match on the Starrcade DVD and they nearly kill each other. Roddy Piper's ear is still injured because of this match and it's clear why. Valentine beats the hell out of his ear with blood flowing everywhere out of it. You really believed that these two hated each other and it showed really well. They made an agreement before the match to hold nothing back and damn if they didn't live up to it.
November 28, 1985-I Quit Steel Cage, Greensboro Coliseum, Magnum T.A. vs. Tully Blanchard
Now I know all of us have seen Bret vs. Austin, but this is where they completely stole the idea from. We have Redneck Rage himself Magnum TA vs. the "Wrestler's Wrestler" Tully Blanchard. These two go at it for months before they absolutely can't stand each other anymore, so they say that one has to quit to end this. What follows was one of the most bloody, violent, intense matches that I have ever seen and without a doubt the greatest Starrcade match of all time.
November 15, 1989-I Quit Match, Houston Field House, Terry Funk vs. Ric Flair
This isn't the most famous match between the two, but it's by far the better one to me. Flair and Funk tore the fucking house down at the Great American Bash as Flair was almost at the peak of his powers but everyone thought Funk might just be a crazy enough son of a bitch to take the title from him. It was Flair's ultimate test of his figure four, and it showed a side of his that we rarely saw, but I'd like to have seen more often.
April 17, 1993-Atlanta, Vader vs. Cactus Jack
When did I become IC?
You can have the Texas Death Match, you can have the ear match, give me this one. These two nearly killed each other and it looked amazing. If you've never believed what Vader was capable of, watch this match. If you can find the uncensored match which is on Foley's DVD, you can hear his nose get shattered by a Vader right hand. 27 stitches and buckets of blood later, this may be the most brutal beating ever shown on free tv.
June 16, 1996-Falls Count Anywhere, Baltimore Arena, Chris Benoit vs. Kevin Sullivan
I talked earlier about two guys that seemed like they hated each other. These two actually did hate each other. This is one of the most brutal hardcore matches I have ever seen and many, including me, believe this was a total shoot with a finish at the end. These two absolutely beat the living hell out of each other and I was lucky enough to find the VHS at a flea market a few weeks ago. Amazing stuff all around.
March 23, 1997-I Quit Match, Rosemont Horizon, Bret Hart vs. Steve Austin
This match solidified Austin as the big deal in wrestling and it holds up amazingly well today. The images in this match are legendary and the crowd is on fire the whole time. THis match defines not only Austin's career, but the entire era, as the old dog is trying to beat the young stallion into submission but no matter what it just doesn't work. The best match in the history of Wrestlemania and perhaps the best match of all time.
April 1, 2001-TLC 2, Houston Astrodome, Hardys vs. Dudleys vs. Edge and Christian
You've seen ladder matches, you've seen TLC matches, you've seen brutaility, and then there's this. These six men plus three other people absolute attempt to kill each other for the right to be called Tag Team Champions. Edge was launched into the stratosphere on this night with one move: a spear from a twenty foot ladder. These guys were destined for greatness and while it took 3 years off the back end of their lives, sweet damn it was fun to watch.
June 24, 2001-Street Fight, Continental Airlines Arena, Shane McMahon vs. Kurt Angle
To anyone that says Shane can't go with anyone, watch this match. he and Kurt Angle, perhaps the best wrestler in the world, nearly murder each other in this match and it's one of the funnest things I've ever seen. The brutality in this match is off the charts and it's as fun as hell all over. They go all over and throw each other into and off of everything in sight. great long match and worth every second of it.
April 18, 2004-Hardcore Match, Rexall Place, Randy Orton vs. Mick Foley
I debated on either this, Foley vs. Edge or Vader vs. Hansen, but this match is just so much fun. It got Orton over as the in ring star that he was destined to be and further cemented his status as the Legend Killer. FOley showed the true Cactus Jack in this match as he nearly kills Orton's cocky ass. While Edge and Foley may be better for the time it had, this was almost twice as long and just as brutal. Great fight and a great way to close us out.
think i missed something? What would you add/change/subrtact? Also, would you buy this DVD?
A final thing: these would be the matches that YOU would want. They may not be the best of their kind, they may not be well known, but maybe they're matches you've always liked. Just try to give your reasoning, even if it's something fairly simple.
Excuse Me, Do You Have a Chair I Could Borrow?
In wrestling history, there have been matches where it looks as if one of the wrestlers might be taken out of the arena on a stretcher because they have absolutely had the hell beaten out of them. Sometimes they bleed, but other times it seems that they've had every bone in their bodies broken. These matches are often the most emotional to watch as the brutality in them is often off the charts. This collection is, if you haven't already guessed it, the most brutal wrestling matches of all time.
May 4, 1981-Alley Fight, Madison Square Garden, Sgt. Slaughter vs. Pat Patterson
I know most of us remember Pat Patterson as the stooge along with Gerald Brisco, but back in the 70s and early 80s, this guy was the shit. These two had feuded since Slaughter signed with the company, and this match blew the whole thing off. It was what we would now call a hardcore match with no rules and weapons use encouraged. They beat the living hell out of each other and the crowd heat is off the charts. This was WAY ahead of its time.
November 24, 1983-Dog Collar Match, Greensboro Coliseum, Roddy Piper vs. Greg Valentine
Holy shit. I just saw this match on the Starrcade DVD and they nearly kill each other. Roddy Piper's ear is still injured because of this match and it's clear why. Valentine beats the hell out of his ear with blood flowing everywhere out of it. You really believed that these two hated each other and it showed really well. They made an agreement before the match to hold nothing back and damn if they didn't live up to it.
November 28, 1985-I Quit Steel Cage, Greensboro Coliseum, Magnum T.A. vs. Tully Blanchard
Now I know all of us have seen Bret vs. Austin, but this is where they completely stole the idea from. We have Redneck Rage himself Magnum TA vs. the "Wrestler's Wrestler" Tully Blanchard. These two go at it for months before they absolutely can't stand each other anymore, so they say that one has to quit to end this. What follows was one of the most bloody, violent, intense matches that I have ever seen and without a doubt the greatest Starrcade match of all time.
November 15, 1989-I Quit Match, Houston Field House, Terry Funk vs. Ric Flair
This isn't the most famous match between the two, but it's by far the better one to me. Flair and Funk tore the fucking house down at the Great American Bash as Flair was almost at the peak of his powers but everyone thought Funk might just be a crazy enough son of a bitch to take the title from him. It was Flair's ultimate test of his figure four, and it showed a side of his that we rarely saw, but I'd like to have seen more often.
April 17, 1993-Atlanta, Vader vs. Cactus Jack
When did I become IC?
You can have the Texas Death Match, you can have the ear match, give me this one. These two nearly killed each other and it looked amazing. If you've never believed what Vader was capable of, watch this match. If you can find the uncensored match which is on Foley's DVD, you can hear his nose get shattered by a Vader right hand. 27 stitches and buckets of blood later, this may be the most brutal beating ever shown on free tv.
June 16, 1996-Falls Count Anywhere, Baltimore Arena, Chris Benoit vs. Kevin Sullivan
I talked earlier about two guys that seemed like they hated each other. These two actually did hate each other. This is one of the most brutal hardcore matches I have ever seen and many, including me, believe this was a total shoot with a finish at the end. These two absolutely beat the living hell out of each other and I was lucky enough to find the VHS at a flea market a few weeks ago. Amazing stuff all around.
March 23, 1997-I Quit Match, Rosemont Horizon, Bret Hart vs. Steve Austin
This match solidified Austin as the big deal in wrestling and it holds up amazingly well today. The images in this match are legendary and the crowd is on fire the whole time. THis match defines not only Austin's career, but the entire era, as the old dog is trying to beat the young stallion into submission but no matter what it just doesn't work. The best match in the history of Wrestlemania and perhaps the best match of all time.
April 1, 2001-TLC 2, Houston Astrodome, Hardys vs. Dudleys vs. Edge and Christian
You've seen ladder matches, you've seen TLC matches, you've seen brutaility, and then there's this. These six men plus three other people absolute attempt to kill each other for the right to be called Tag Team Champions. Edge was launched into the stratosphere on this night with one move: a spear from a twenty foot ladder. These guys were destined for greatness and while it took 3 years off the back end of their lives, sweet damn it was fun to watch.
June 24, 2001-Street Fight, Continental Airlines Arena, Shane McMahon vs. Kurt Angle
To anyone that says Shane can't go with anyone, watch this match. he and Kurt Angle, perhaps the best wrestler in the world, nearly murder each other in this match and it's one of the funnest things I've ever seen. The brutality in this match is off the charts and it's as fun as hell all over. They go all over and throw each other into and off of everything in sight. great long match and worth every second of it.
April 18, 2004-Hardcore Match, Rexall Place, Randy Orton vs. Mick Foley
I debated on either this, Foley vs. Edge or Vader vs. Hansen, but this match is just so much fun. It got Orton over as the in ring star that he was destined to be and further cemented his status as the Legend Killer. FOley showed the true Cactus Jack in this match as he nearly kills Orton's cocky ass. While Edge and Foley may be better for the time it had, this was almost twice as long and just as brutal. Great fight and a great way to close us out.
think i missed something? What would you add/change/subrtact? Also, would you buy this DVD?