Y'all post like...

[Luther_Hull]

You weren't allowed to be honest in the Bar Room.

 

[Sparky]

It's the fact that it has to stay in here. If I called you a ******** you cold call me whatever you wanted as long as it remained in here. if you was honest in the barroom it would lead into the rest of the forums..

 

[Uncle Sam]

Some people's posts honestly concern me. Particularly the ones advising me to rape, murder and burn a thirteen year old girl.

 

[Jane]

Some people's posts honestly concern me. Particularly the ones advising me to rape, murder and burn a thirteen year old girl.

Did you do it?

 

[Blade]

People seem to confuse "allowed to" and "encouraged to"

 

[Uncle Sam]

No. She was very pretty. I've decided I'm going to become exponentially more obsessed with her over the next three years until she's legal. Seems the sensible thing to do.

 

[Coco]

Has anyone made that documentary yet? If not, you should certainly give it a shot.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Alright, but I can't imagine I'd be one of those interestingly creepy stalkers. I'd be one of those sad, pathetic ones that hangs himself immediately after getting knocked back.

 

[Coco]

No possibility of a sequel then?

 

[Uncle Sam]

The sequel could start off with me grabbing onto a cupboard with my feet and struggling free of the noose. Not like I haven't done it before.