Harrys: The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall, introducing first, from Fresno, California, weighing in at 220 pounds, “The Headliner” Jesse Walters!!
When “Who Made Who” by AC/DC starts to really get going, Jesse makes his way to the stage, holding up his fists before walking down the ramp and sliding into the ring, while holding up his fists.
Harrys: and, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 280 pounds, Jeremy Lapalme!!!
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me by U2 plays over the speakers as the lights dim and turn a shade of purple. Jeremy emerges through the curtains to a chorus of boos. Milenko follows Jeremy out. Brushing off the crowd, Jeremy walks towards the ring with a slight swagger in his step. Upon getting in the ring, he glancing around the area and raises his fist in the air, extending his pinky finger as the crowd continues to boo.
Jesse and Lapalme lock up in the middle of the ring, Lapalme outweighs Jesse by 60 pounds, and pushes Jesse into the corner, the ref counts 1...2...3...4...Jesse shoves Lapalme off of him, and raises his hands if to say, What the Hell, then Lapalme goes for a cheap shot, Jesse ducks in hit’s an enzuiguri Jesse then goes for a quick cover, 1...2... Lapalme kicks out
Copeland: Jesse almost won his first match here in WZCW
Cohen: It’s gonna take a lot more than a kick to the head to derail Lapalme.
Jesse looks at the ref, then picks up Lapalme, Jesse goes for a quick Back in Black, but Lapalme counters it into a spine buster, planting Jesse back first on the mat. Lapalme stomps on Jesse’s ribs, and Jesse yelps in pain, Lapalme then picks up Jesse, and goes to lock in the Koji Clutch, but Jesse counters it into The Razor’s Edge, cover, 1...2... Kick out from Lapalme
Copeland: Jesse is very quick with these moves, he wants this win.
Cohen: It doesn’t matter how much he wants it, he’s got to earn it.
Jesse stands up and waits for Lapalme to get to his feet, Jesse goes for a head scissors DDT, but Lapalme grabs Jesse by the throat and hits Jesse with a sit out face buster. Lapalme walks into the ropes and sits on the middle one, Milenko walks over and tells Lapalme something, and Lapalme stands up and walks over to Jesse, and locks in the Camel Clutch, Jesse is screaming in pain as Lapalme really pulls back on Jesse’s neck, Jesse is trying to break out of it, but Lapalme has it in really tight.
Copeland: I think Jesse’s gonna tap
Cohen: No blaming the ref when you tap!
Jesse is being asked by the ref if he wants to quit, Jesse says no, and tries to fight out harder, Jesse manages to get his foot to hit the rope, he then manages to get his foot on the rope. 1...2...3...4...Lapalme releases it, pulls Jesse into the middle of the ring, and locks in The Triangle Choke.
Copeland: You gotta be kidding me, now the Triangle Choke?
Cohen: Great submission skills by Lapalme here, its over now.
Jesse reaches his free hand, and grabs Lapalme’s throat, and squeezes, the ref tells Jesse to release, 1...2...3...4...Jesse releases, but is still in the Triangle Choke, Jesse chokes Lapalme again, this time Jesse releases on his own, and falls in a slump inside the Choke, the ref raises Jesse’s hand, and drops it, again, it drops again, a third time, it falls, but Jesse raises it right as it hits, Jesse then chokes Lapalme some more, but Lapalme torques the choke, and Jesse slumps down again
Copeland: I think he killed him
Cohen: Oh my god
The ref raises Jesse’s hand, it falls, again it falls, but then Lapalme releases the triangle choke, and Jesse lays in a slump in the ring, Lapalme goes into a cover, 1..2...Jesses foot is under the rope, Lapalme moves it, 1...2...Jesse puts it back under, this time Lapalme hooks the leg, 1...2...Jesse kicks out
Copeland: I thought he was dead, yet alone still competing
Cohen: This kids got heart, that’s for sure.
Jesse struggles to stand, one of his eyes is completely red, the blood vessels popped in it, Lapalme picks up Jesse in a Military press, but Jesse struggles out of it, and on the way down, he hit’s a hurracarana on Lapalme, sending him head first into the mat. Jesse climbs up to the top rope, and goes for The Encore, but Lapalme moves out of the way.
Copeland: That was almost it
Cohen: I doubt it, a little frog splash wont finish Lapalme
Jesse holds his ribs, Lapalme grabs him and goes for the LapDance, connecting, Jesse is down in the middle of the ring, cover, 1...2...kick out form Jesse, Lapalme gets up, and climbs to the top rope, and goes for the LapBomb, Jesse rolls out of the way, and then hit’s a Dragon DDT on Lapalme leaving him in the middle of the ring, Jesse then grabs Lapalme’s ankle and locks in The Ankle Lock, Lapalme is screaming in pain in the middle of the ring, Lapalme reaches to tap, but Milenko is there to grab his hand and prevent him form tapping, Jesse releases and hit’s a suicide plancha over the top rope onto Milenko, then gets back in the ring, Jesse goes for an irish whip, but Lapalme counters, and Jesse hit’s a head scissors DDT, and Lapalme gets right back up, and Jesse hit’s the Back in Black,
Copeland: a great offensive wave by Jesse
Cohen: Can he finish off Lapalme though?
Lapalme gets up though, Jesse looks stunned, Jesse kicks Lapalme in the stomach, and hit’s a DDT, Laplame gets back up, Jesse rolls his shoulders in a circle before hitting Lapalme with a spear, this time he stayed down, Jesse hops to the top rope, and hit’s the Encore.
1...2...3 Ding ding ding
Harrys: Here is your winner, JESSE!!!
Jesse is celebrating in the ring when Milenko grabs a microphone and jumps into the ring
Milenko: Great match kid, and don’t worry, that red eye will go away in a week or two, but hey, I have a proposition for you, that was your first win in WZCW, and if you follow me, like Lapalme here, I can guarantee you many, many more.
Jesse grabs the microphone from Milenko, rubs his chin, and raises the mic to speak, when Alex Bowen makes his way to the ring,
Alex: No! Jesse, don’t follow him, listen, come with me, that guy is a scum bag, trust me, come on dude, follow me into the back.
Alex slides into the ring and urges Jesse to leave, Jesse obliges and follows Alex to the back, Milenko looks stunned.