When I was a kid, I loved The Simpsons. I remember when Burger King put these dolls on sale of each character, I pleaded and pleaded until I finally got a Homer and Bart Simpson doll. During the summer, I would go to my mom's job, and her assistant Tony every day would take me to the arcade and we'd play the Simpsons game there non-stop. I absolutely adored this show and everything associated with it..
... and then, I found out Bart's voice was played by a girl. I know it's really, really stupid, but that ruined the show for me forever. When I found that out, I stopped caring about the Simpsons. I would watch it every now and then, but it just wasn't the same. But, I guess it was for the best anyway, since I've heard nothing except how much this show has declined since the nineties.
Married...with Children, on the other hand, I've remained a fan of since I first saw it. It's to this day one of my all-time favorite shows. It remained spectacular throughout its entire 11 year run. How many other shows can claim something like that? Not many, and I would bet anything that had the show lasted and was still going on today like The Simpsons, it would still be awesome. Al Bundy, Peg, Bud, Kelly, Marcy, Jefferson... these kinds of characters never get old. They were played and written so well and funny that's it truly hard to believe, when considering how much other sitcom shit we've had to sit through throughout our lifetime.
So, of course, Married...with Children is my choice here and it wasn't close in the least bit. I respect The Simpsons, but that show hasn't given me any near the enjoyment and laughter Married...with Children has over the years, which is what makes this such an easy choice for me.