WZ Battle Royale

[Uncle Sam]

I gave myself the idea. I'm a fucking unadulterated genius some of the time. I lie. Most of the time. Instead of getting friends or even *********ing, I sit around thinking about inventive thread topics. Aren't I a trooper?

Anyway, if we were all dumped onto an island and it was kill or be killed with a time limit - a la Battle Royale, the motion picture - which member or members would you kill off first? Which members do you think would form a short-lived clique that would quickly collapse in a hail of bullets?

Personally, I'd kill Jake, Jonny and Luther off first. You can't trust those shifty British, don't you know. I'd use Becca as a meat shield until the very end, should I survive long enough. She seems trusting, so obviously I'd kill her last.

 

[Ty Burna]

You ever read the manga that the movies were based off of Sam? Those were sicker and crazier than the movies, but if we had a WZ Battle Royale, I'd just kill whoever got in the way, machete, knives, frying pans, machine guns, whatever was necessary.

 

[Gelgarin]

As I recall, the stipulation dictated that if 24 hours passed without a death, everyone got exploded.

Now, aside from superior intelligence, I have absolutely nothing going for me in a battle royal situation. I'm also a pretty bitter person, so I'd most likely find myself a hiding place and stay there, safe in the knowledge that I was taking everybody else with me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Unless they have the locator.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Sam would kill me last! I think all my Christmases just came at once.

 

[Jane]

Me

 

[OIL]

I'd kill all of you at once. Pretty simple.

 

[Coco]

I would talk everyone into a cult/mass-suicide. I'm that good.

The survivors would be so busy questioning their faith that they'd be easy targets.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sam would kill me last! I think all my Christmases just came at once.

Because you're the best meat shield.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I have a feeling I should know what a meat shield is.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Essentially a shield - typically made out of meat - that one can use to absorb bullets.

 

[Father:_Polley]

I'd kill Sam. He's too scheming to be allowed to survive too long

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd kill you with the crossbow I'd inevitably be dealt, Irish boy. Being English, I'm more efficient with the long bow, but hey, whatever.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Don't kill Sam, he's saving me until the end! After which I can kill him. Somehow.

 

[Father:_Polley]

I'd kill you with the crossbow I'd inevitably be dealt, Irish boy. Being English, I'm more efficient with the long bow, but hey, whatever.

Being Northern Irish, I'm a dab hand with a baseball bat. Try shooting with broken hands

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

I would kill whomever would get in my way, but if i had a choice I think i would have to go with Brad the Great first, hes an annoying little shit so i would hunt him down and kill him, I would then nourish myself by eating sam (have to stay alive) then hunt down every mod i could find and take out the rest whilst your all huddle in a little hut praying to stay alive mwahahaha

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I'd try my best to convince people to turn against NorCal. He's simply too dangerous to be left alive long. If that failed, I'd hide. There isn't a chance that I'd last long in a fight.

 

[Murfish]

In a battle royale I'd inspire the numbers to take out FTS, Norcs, IC, Ricky, and any other big people.

 

[Spunky]

the logical thing to do is gang up and take out anyone with any real training.

 

[Mr. TM]

prim k dface makes a great point. Kill him.

 

[Spunky]

its Spunky you fucker.

i dont have any real training, but i have picked up some stuff lol

 

[Mr. TM]

prim k dface brings up a great point. Will weapons be involved freely? If I wanted a Saiga-12 Shotgun, can I find one underneath a rock?

 

[Spunky]

shoot you in the face with something else

 

[Mr. TM]

some spunk, prim k dface?

 

[Spunky]

No, a bazooka.