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Recently on WWE television, especially on this past Raw in the John Laurinaitus/Punk segment, they've been really harping on the term "unpredictablity" in the product. Unpredictability in an episodic show, when used properly, can really help the product and boost ratings. I say "when used properly" because frankly being illogical and just downright crazy might be unpredictable, but probably would leave a lot of viewers thinking WTF? But other things, if done right can work very well. Hogan heel turn in 96 did wonders for the business. Nexus debut last year generated a lot of buzz. Even Punk's worked promo this summer received mainstream attention. But HOW unpredictable should professional wrestling be? Where do we draw the lines? And where exactly in the product do we place unpredicability?
DISCLAIMER: I am not an Attitude Era mark (something quite clear if you've paid attention to the posting I do on here). I will refer to it soley because it was a time that drew some of the best ratings in professional wrestling. Also, any example storylines I give will be theoretical in nature and serve only to prove a point. They are by no means something I am trying to push.
Storylines: The first thing someone's going to think of regarding an unpredictable show is storylines. Personally, I find the current WWE product fairly predictable. Part of that goes towards how they push the wrestler's personas, but I will divulge into that later. First off, let's compare professional wrestling to another episodic show. I choose Burn Notice only because I watch it regularly and it can push some slight boundaries because of it's nature of being a show based around spies. Feel free to compare my thoughts against whatever show you like. Burn Notice, I say, can push slight boundaries because it's based on something that is relatively unknown. How many people reading this are professional spies? They're using an element that is foreign enough to most that they may take a few "liberties" in reality and get away with it. But it's still all based on a REALITY. A show like Friends is something that most people can completely relate to so is relatively normal.
This is why I feel professional wrestling could help it's unpredictability by taking more liberties than it already does. It's NOT based on reality. The word kayfabe exists for a reason. Everyone (or most) already know it's fake. This allows the writers to do things that aren't exactly normal. I'm not saying we need another pair mating, resulting in the birth of a hand. That would be an example where I think we should draw the line. BUT, after the Punk/Laurinitus segment ended, why not have a backstage scene where Drew McIntyre is running away from Mason Ryan, who happens to be wearing a pink dress? So Mason Ryan has a crossdressing "issue." So do a lot of people in the world. I use those 2 names because it would give them something to do on TV for one, and two, storylines like that should be reserved for the lower card. Keep the upper card and ME pretty normal. Also, I think the general audience attracted by professional wrestling is more open to these kinds of concepts. Aside from children and conservative parents, I think most wrestling fans could accept a story involving a musclebound crossdresser. Even the presence of a leprechaun (though UNentertaining to me) is within sensical enough boundaries due to the fact that they're so widely used and accepted in the rest of the world. Yes, my ideas might be dumb to some or most, but the point is in professional wrestling boundaries should be pushed.
Heels vs. Faces: There will always be heels. There will always be faces. But where the hell are the tweeners? Tweeners are the hardest to pull off because it takes the right person, but they're also the most unpredictable. One of the biggest wrestler's during the Attitude Era was SCSA and he is generally known as a tweener. Yes, he's had his heel and face days, but he has gotten over best as a tweener. He Stun's heels, faces, commentators, Tough Enough winners, you name it. Just don't get on his bad side. And that's the biggest element of the tweener.
Faces are so predictable it's not even funny. I'm not saying I don't like them. I even like John Cena. But I can completely see why so many peolpe hate him. Most of what he does is exactly the same as he did before. And heels, while a little less predictable, aren't much better. Occasionally you get CM Punk(face) getting punted so he can't defend his title and Orton(heel) getting it because they had to have a title match. Or Edge spearing a someone out of an Elimination Chamber match so he can take his spot and win the title himself. Those are good examples. But they happen far too seldom. Otherwise it's heel fights face, and if he wins it's in a shady manner. They won't let a heel go over a face clean anymore. Tweeners can do some of these things and still get cheered, but would anyone EXPECT them to do it to a face? No. But they still can.
The thing about tweeners, though, is there can only be one or two otherwise it stale. Too much "unpredictability" get's predictable, and even farfetched. Orton was tweener briefly before they turned him completely face. CM Punk, before they turned him completely face, looked as though he had potential to be as good as SCSA was as a tweener. I think it's still early enough for him to be turned back. He would need a feud with a face though and that's unlikely as he's probably going to be challenged by a returning heel Jericho. And I know some of you might try to argue that he is still a tweener, but my opinion is that he's lost that already. Hating authority (Laurinaitus) when they're a heel does not make one a tweener.
Also, a lot of people have been pining for Cena to turn heel, but why couldn't they use this storyline with Kane (that seems to be heading towards some change in personality) to turn him tweener instead of full-fledged heel? Why not just have him start saying, "look fans; love me or hate me, I don't care anymore and I'm gonna do what I wanna do." That tweener don't fuck with me attitude that people seem to love so much. I just feel that wrestlers' personalities and boundaries as heels and faces today are WAY too cut and dry.
So what are your thoughts on WWE's unpredictability?
Where should they draw the line?
What other ways can they make it more unpredictable?
Also, I already stated why I used the Attitude Era as my example. Let's not make this a PG vs TV-14 debate please.
DISCLAIMER: I am not an Attitude Era mark (something quite clear if you've paid attention to the posting I do on here). I will refer to it soley because it was a time that drew some of the best ratings in professional wrestling. Also, any example storylines I give will be theoretical in nature and serve only to prove a point. They are by no means something I am trying to push.
Storylines: The first thing someone's going to think of regarding an unpredictable show is storylines. Personally, I find the current WWE product fairly predictable. Part of that goes towards how they push the wrestler's personas, but I will divulge into that later. First off, let's compare professional wrestling to another episodic show. I choose Burn Notice only because I watch it regularly and it can push some slight boundaries because of it's nature of being a show based around spies. Feel free to compare my thoughts against whatever show you like. Burn Notice, I say, can push slight boundaries because it's based on something that is relatively unknown. How many people reading this are professional spies? They're using an element that is foreign enough to most that they may take a few "liberties" in reality and get away with it. But it's still all based on a REALITY. A show like Friends is something that most people can completely relate to so is relatively normal.
This is why I feel professional wrestling could help it's unpredictability by taking more liberties than it already does. It's NOT based on reality. The word kayfabe exists for a reason. Everyone (or most) already know it's fake. This allows the writers to do things that aren't exactly normal. I'm not saying we need another pair mating, resulting in the birth of a hand. That would be an example where I think we should draw the line. BUT, after the Punk/Laurinitus segment ended, why not have a backstage scene where Drew McIntyre is running away from Mason Ryan, who happens to be wearing a pink dress? So Mason Ryan has a crossdressing "issue." So do a lot of people in the world. I use those 2 names because it would give them something to do on TV for one, and two, storylines like that should be reserved for the lower card. Keep the upper card and ME pretty normal. Also, I think the general audience attracted by professional wrestling is more open to these kinds of concepts. Aside from children and conservative parents, I think most wrestling fans could accept a story involving a musclebound crossdresser. Even the presence of a leprechaun (though UNentertaining to me) is within sensical enough boundaries due to the fact that they're so widely used and accepted in the rest of the world. Yes, my ideas might be dumb to some or most, but the point is in professional wrestling boundaries should be pushed.
Heels vs. Faces: There will always be heels. There will always be faces. But where the hell are the tweeners? Tweeners are the hardest to pull off because it takes the right person, but they're also the most unpredictable. One of the biggest wrestler's during the Attitude Era was SCSA and he is generally known as a tweener. Yes, he's had his heel and face days, but he has gotten over best as a tweener. He Stun's heels, faces, commentators, Tough Enough winners, you name it. Just don't get on his bad side. And that's the biggest element of the tweener.
Faces are so predictable it's not even funny. I'm not saying I don't like them. I even like John Cena. But I can completely see why so many peolpe hate him. Most of what he does is exactly the same as he did before. And heels, while a little less predictable, aren't much better. Occasionally you get CM Punk(face) getting punted so he can't defend his title and Orton(heel) getting it because they had to have a title match. Or Edge spearing a someone out of an Elimination Chamber match so he can take his spot and win the title himself. Those are good examples. But they happen far too seldom. Otherwise it's heel fights face, and if he wins it's in a shady manner. They won't let a heel go over a face clean anymore. Tweeners can do some of these things and still get cheered, but would anyone EXPECT them to do it to a face? No. But they still can.
The thing about tweeners, though, is there can only be one or two otherwise it stale. Too much "unpredictability" get's predictable, and even farfetched. Orton was tweener briefly before they turned him completely face. CM Punk, before they turned him completely face, looked as though he had potential to be as good as SCSA was as a tweener. I think it's still early enough for him to be turned back. He would need a feud with a face though and that's unlikely as he's probably going to be challenged by a returning heel Jericho. And I know some of you might try to argue that he is still a tweener, but my opinion is that he's lost that already. Hating authority (Laurinaitus) when they're a heel does not make one a tweener.
Also, a lot of people have been pining for Cena to turn heel, but why couldn't they use this storyline with Kane (that seems to be heading towards some change in personality) to turn him tweener instead of full-fledged heel? Why not just have him start saying, "look fans; love me or hate me, I don't care anymore and I'm gonna do what I wanna do." That tweener don't fuck with me attitude that people seem to love so much. I just feel that wrestlers' personalities and boundaries as heels and faces today are WAY too cut and dry.
So what are your thoughts on WWE's unpredictability?
Where should they draw the line?
What other ways can they make it more unpredictable?
Also, I already stated why I used the Attitude Era as my example. Let's not make this a PG vs TV-14 debate please.