I love the way the Stus camera hovers around the giant Ws right before Seth Rollins comes through the curtain. It gives me a warm, safe feeling. It reminds me that Im watching WWE, and WWE is safe and familiar. Its the safest you can feel in this cruel, unpredictable world. Its like being held to your mothers bosom every Monday night. And some Thursday nights. And the occasional Sunday night. Thats a lot of warm safety.
You know what else I love? I love the way WWE cuts to commercial in multi-segment matches after a spot that lays someone out on the floor. I like not having to stress out about the safety of the guy on the floor. I know hell be able to valiantly gut it out through the commercial break and contribute to a competitive, equitable finish to the match. Its a similar warm, safe feeling. Its the kind of safety that comes with trusting that your father is really working late and isnt out banging his secretary. Its the warm, safe feeling your mother gets from that fourth glass of wine on the aforementioned long nights. Its a healthy routine that tells me everything is okay even when I cant see the wrestlers and my mother cant see my father.
You know what else I love? I love how in a big WWE main event match, youll get plenty of finisher kick-outs. Just like your parents wont give up on their perfectly healthy and salvageable marriage, John Cena isnt going to give up on that match until absolutely necessary. Even though Cenas relentless kick-out-fests diminish the finishers of all competitors involved, similar to the way your fathers work schedule is diminishing your parents love for one another, its still safer than the alternative.
What are your favourite aspects of the familiar WWE format and formula?
You know what else I love? I love the way WWE cuts to commercial in multi-segment matches after a spot that lays someone out on the floor. I like not having to stress out about the safety of the guy on the floor. I know hell be able to valiantly gut it out through the commercial break and contribute to a competitive, equitable finish to the match. Its a similar warm, safe feeling. Its the kind of safety that comes with trusting that your father is really working late and isnt out banging his secretary. Its the warm, safe feeling your mother gets from that fourth glass of wine on the aforementioned long nights. Its a healthy routine that tells me everything is okay even when I cant see the wrestlers and my mother cant see my father.
You know what else I love? I love how in a big WWE main event match, youll get plenty of finisher kick-outs. Just like your parents wont give up on their perfectly healthy and salvageable marriage, John Cena isnt going to give up on that match until absolutely necessary. Even though Cenas relentless kick-out-fests diminish the finishers of all competitors involved, similar to the way your fathers work schedule is diminishing your parents love for one another, its still safer than the alternative.
What are your favourite aspects of the familiar WWE format and formula?