January 4th 2007
The show starts off with the video clips on what happened on raw and how the rosters turned out.
Tazz: Ohh well I guess were off to a huge start to the year and we will have our first match I am being told now and its between Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler.
Tony Chimmel: Making her way to the ring Torrie Wilson.
(Crowd goes wild
.)
Tony Chimmel: And Making her way to the ring Stacy Keibler
The two WWE divas look at each other and Torrie runs at Stacy with a clostline and knocks her down.
Torrie tries to lift her up but she gets pushed back by stacy.
Stacy gets up and slaps her in the face.
Cole: Thats gotta hurt.
Tazz: SHHhh divas.
Stacy slaps her again and kicks her in the gut.
She gets her into the corner and she gets punched and kicked.
A few seconds later the music of RVD hits and he makes his way down to ringside to watch the match he is standing outside the ring and watching it the crowd looks baffled.
In the mean time Stacy had waved to the crowd as if she had taken Torrie out for a while. Torrie had gotten up behind her and had connected with a school boy pin roll up and only gets a two count.
Tazz: What in the blue hell is RVD doing out here?
Cole: I have no idea.
Stacy gets up and kicks her in the gut and DDTs her face first on the campus and she is hurt.
The reff starts counting
1
RVD is getting the crowd behind torrie for her to get up.
2
.
Stacy picks her up and she connects with a painful neckbreaker.
She goes for the pin.
She gets a three count
.
Tony Chimmel: And the Winner of the match Stacy Keibler.
While Stacy walks to the back, RVD is in the ring helping Torrie up to her feet and carries her to the back locker rooms.
She gets a good ovation by the crowd.
*Backstage in Sandmans locker room*
You see Sandman with a cigarette in his mouth smoking and with a Singapore cane in his hands and he clenches the cane with his fists and stares at the cane up to his face and hits himself a few times in the head with it.
Tazz: What is he doing?
Coel: He is warming up for the match later with the big show and its an ECW rules match up.
Tazz: Ive known Sandman for almost a decade and he is nearly unbeatable in this sort of match I cant wait to see it.
Match 2 Ecw Rules match The Big Show vs. The Sandman.
Cole: Hear that Tazz I just have been informed that tonights ECW rules match will determine a spot into the rumble so the winner gets a spot into it.
Tazz: Thats huge news and the winner has a chance to headline Wrestlemania.
The Big Shows musics hits and the crowd gives him a huge boo. They hate him with a passion as he walks towards the ring.
Tazz: This is a 500 pound 7ft giant and he is my usual pick to win everything though dont ever count out the Sandman and this match will be a close one I can guarantee you that.
Cole: Now where is he the man the Sandman the Singapore cane swinging ECW representing smoking alcohol drinking son of a gun?
Sandmans music hits and all audience members are on their feet.
Camera angles look all around the arena and the music entrance of Sandman is still going but he is not visible yet.
Cole: This is classic Sandman.
Tazz: Which angle is he coming from?
Cole: Look There he is (points at a spot in the audience), there is the man who is fighting the Big show who is inpatient in the ring.
The Sandman makes his way over the crowd barrier and enters the ring with his cane.
He face to face man to man right up to the Big show and stares right at him as the bell rings.
Sandman swings the cane at him and hits him in the top of the head and he wobbles a few steps backwards.
He hits him again and he is leaning against the ropes groggily.
He drops the cane on the canvas mat and runs at him and knocks both men over the top rope.
Sandman gets to his feet first and he gets a huge crowd response.
Tazz: Sandman is doing really good.
Cole: yes, but never count out the 7ft 500pound former WWE champion and former ECW champion and former WCW champion the Big show.
The Sandman goes under the ring, he lifts up the ring apron and looks to what weapons he can find to use.
He spends a few seconds looking and he takes out a table.
He tries to set it up but Big show from behind hits him and knocks him down and he finishes to set it up himself.
The Big show goes under the ring and grabs out a steel trash can and puts it on the head of The Sandman.
He punches the can rattling the brains of the Sandman and he falls back down.
Big Show Roles him back into the ring, and lifts him up he chokes lames him in the middle of the ring and puts one foot on his chest and the reff counts for the pin.
The count only gets to a two count and the big show gets back to the outside and takes the top off the announce table of the smackdown commentators Tazz and the King
He takes the television monitor and takes it into the ring with him.
He swings at sandman but sandman ducks out of it and low blows him.
and goes outside of the ring.
The Sandman gets a box of matches from his pocket and lights the table that was set up before on fire.
Cole: OH My God!
Tazz: This match has just got a bit more exciting.
Cole: How can you call that exciting its brutal?
Sandman goes back into the ring and tries to pick the big show up and take him towards the table but he is too heavy he only gets him to about the ropes.
Sandman goes back outside and picks up his Singapore cane and the crowd goes nuts.
He hits the big show a few times in the back with it until he gets shoved away by the big show.
The Sandman runs at the big show but the big show lifts him up for a gorilla press slam like maneuver but throws him over the top rope to the outside.
The big show goes back to the outside after him and once he is there lifts him up and chokeslames him into / through the burning table.
Cole: My god Im not surprised if his back is broke in half.
Tazz: Thats what you call ECW.
Big show pins him and gets the three count in a very good back and forth match.
Backstage: In Booker Ts Locker room Booker is screaming his head off Tell Me he didnt just do that, tell me he didnt just do that!
As we go to our third match for the night
Rey Mysterio vs. Chris Benoit for the vacated united states championship
once both men are in the ring the match begins. (they shake hands.)
Benoit runs at Rey but he ducks and Rey keeps running at the ropes and rebounds back at Benoit.
He Hurricaranas Benoit and Benoit is in the 619 position.
He waves to the crowd and runs at the ropes as if to perform the 619 early in the match.
Benoit grabs him legs and lifts him up and slams him to the mat.
Benoit goes straight to an arm bar and locks it in perfectly.
The arm bar is in for a good 2 minutes and it looks like Reys arm is really getting hurt once he was forced to let go off it.
Rey gets picked up by Benoit and gets snap suplexed hard onto the mat.
He goes for the pin and only gets a two count.
He goes straight back to the arm of Rey.
Tazz: Thats a good wrestler doesnt let the other person breathe.
Cole: Thats why he is one of the best in the business today.
Rey gets to his feet and throws him at the ropes.
Rey clostlined by Benoit / knocked over when benoit comes back.
Benoit picks him up and throws him out of the bottom rope.
Benoit goes right out after him and throws him at the steel steps with authority.
He goes back in and out of the ring to break up the ten count.
Benoit Tries to German suplex him on the outside but Rey lands on his feet and Drop kicks him from behind.
Rey than gets onto the top rope and dives at Benoit and hits him.
Both men are down and the reff begins to count.
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
Both men slowly get into the ring.
When both men are at their feet Benoit Throws the first right hand punch than a kick to the gut and a than grabs the hurt arm and pulls down on it.
He gets him near the mat and goes for a crippler cross face.
He has it in for a few seconds though Rey gets the bottom rope.
Rey throws him to the outside and than leaps over the top rope at him.
Again both men down outside and the referee start to count.
Though this time he gets to a 6 count and both men are in the ring.
Rey is the first man in the ring to his feet and than two feet Drop kicks him away at the ropes and he is in position for another 619.
Tazz: Not again.
Cole: Will it work this time?
He runs at the second rope and than back at Benoit.
Benoit gets hit badly with the 619 and benoit for flying back,
To the middle of the ring.
He is behind the ropes about to do the west coast pop.
He jumps onto the top rope and than at Benoit but Benoit caught him and powerbombs him in the middle of the ring and gets the 3 count.
Cole: Benoit is the United States champion.
Tazz: That was a great match.
Both men at their feet shake hands and raise each others hands.
A bit later King bookers musics hits and he storms to the ring.
Tazz: Were is his crown and robe and etc..
Cole: Who cares, what is he doing out here anyway he isnt scheduled to be in a match here tonight?
Booker T: That Rouge Eddie Guerrero I know is here tonight and I know he took my stuff, I demand in fact the king demands you to come down here right now and return my stuff and maybe I will let you get off the hook.
Eddie is on the tron smiling and the crowd is going wild.
Eddie: Ollale Homes I am not coming out there you see I know you and you will want to hurt me but you see I am a nice guy I did return your stuff It was all in an act of good will joke go back to your room and see its all there.
Booker: Ahh I see you are not as dumb as you look.
Booker goes back to his locker room.
A few minutes later on the tron you see booker opening the door to his room but dont see anything.
He looks around a bit but still nothing though eventually he does find a card.
He reads it and it says: I LIE I CHEAT I STEAL HOMES!
Booker screams at the top of his lungs and vows that next week he will get them back.
MAIN EVENT KURT ANGLE VS. THE ROCK
(Fast forward to the last few moments of the match)
The rock has Kurt in position of the rock bottom and he tries to do it he pulls the elbow pad off and throws it at the audience.
He runs from one end to another though when he came back Kurt was playing possum and grabbed his leg, tripped him over and put him into an ankle lock.
The rock Taps out and smack down goes off the air.
(sorry bout the last match but i seriously didn't feel like doing another page and a half on word pad for this.)
