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*No Chance In Hell*
Before the RAW's entrance has even begun, here comes Vince McMahon to a HUGE pop! He does his strut down to the ring. When getting up to the apron, Lillian Garcia holds the ropes for him to walk in. She gives him the mic.
WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW! This gets a loud roar from the crowd. Now I am here to announce some very big news. So I need to ask every superstar or diva in the back to get your asses out here! Vince waits until the superstars get to the ramp until speaking once more. Now, as all of you think by now, the brand extension has pretty much ended! Well, I am here to tell you, that you all are completely wrong! Because here tonight, we are having a DRAFT LOTTERY! The crowd seems torn, half booing, and half cheering their asses off! Now not all of the superstars get picked tonight. Thats because of two reasons. 1. We will be having the lottery on this weeks SMACKDOWN as well. And 2. Those that are seen are not the only superstars. Because you see, I have signed new, and in some cases, better superstars! The crowd pops.
Now to start, I must introduce the two general managers who will be picking for each show. Booker T and AJ Lee come out to a mild cheer. What the Hell do you think you are doing in my ring? I didnt mean you when I said general managers. Booker is now a commentator, while AJ, you are a diva again. Because the general managers I choose are . The light goes out for a second, adding to the suspense. RIC FLAIR for RAW! Huge ovation for the Nature Boy! And for Smackdown I choose my son! Shane McMahon! A little less pop for Shane, but still a big one. They both come down to the ramp together, though announced separately.
Each general manager will get to choose one superstar to start of their show, those two superstars will compete in a match, where the winning brand will receive 1 random picked, and one hand-picked superstar. While the losing brand gets one random pick. Then the manager will get to pick one of the then-current superstars to fight. And then it continues until all 30 superstars are picked. So Shane, who do you pick?
I pick John Cena! Boos from men are outweighing the cheers of the woman and children.
*My Time is Now*
Cenas music hits and he comes down to the ring, shakes hands with Shane, and puts on a smackdown shirt!
Well I pick a more up and coming superstar, and who I'm sure will by my future WWE Champion, DOLPH ZIGGLER! Zigglers music hits while he and Vickie walk down to the ring. Wait right there Dolph! I said I picked Dolph Ziggler! Not Vickie Guerrero! She will not be on my brand! Vickie screams and looks at Dolph. Dolph looks at her, then walks to Ric as Vickie tries to follow. Security! Escort this freak out! Ric says as Vickie looks pissed. She lunges at Dolph while security grabs her. Dolph turns and walks to Flair.
Lets get started! Clear the ring, then ring the bell!
Match One: Dolph Ziggler (w/Ric Flair) vs. John Cena
Ric quickly gets up once he hears Zigglers music and starts clapping. They both head up to the ramp where the tumblers for the draft were. Shane was already standing at the top to get his 1, random pick.
First things first, for Dolph Ziggler winning against Cena, Raw hand-picks Big show! Ric then pulls out his random pick , he opens the ball. WOO! Welcome the newest member of Raw, the now former WWE Champion! CM Punk! CM Punk comes out with the WWE Championship around his waist.
Wait Ric, did you just say the former WWE Champion?
All titles are vacant now Punk! So give me the belt, or you are fired. CM Punk tosses up the belt to Flair, but when Ric catches it, Punk hits Ric in the face with a mic!
Welcome to MY show Ric! Punk does a quick pipe-bomb, and leaves.
Yay. My turn! Shane pulls out a random ball. He reads it into the mic. Matt Morgan! Your match starts now!
*Sleeping Giant*
The giant in Matt Morgan comes out to a semi-mild pop. Morgan walks onto the ramp and pyro explodes as he punches the air. He quickly walks to the ring and gets in.
Meanwhile, Ric Flair is starting to get up. He grabs a microphone. "Punk! Youre going to pay for that! You are my pick to go up against Matt Morgan! So get your ass to the ring! WOO!
Match Two: CM Punk vs. Matt Morgan
*Cult of Personality*
I will be filling in for Ric Flair, as he is trying to settle issues within his brand. Vince sticks his hand in the tumbler. he reads Rey Mysterio!
*Booyaka*
Rey comes out and runs into the ring. He sits on the top turnbuckle, while Morgan is pacing in the ring.
Shane, still at the tumbler, grabs a mic. Smackdowns hand-picked superstar is The World Heavyweight Champion, Sheamus!
*Written In My Face*
Sheamus comes out to a huge pop! He shakes Shanes hand, and then puts on a Smackdown shirt. Shane puts his hand in the tumbler. Mark Henry! You are Smackdowns newest superstar. And buddy, I know you want a shot at the World title, so you can show me that you deserve it in a match, next.
Commercial break.
We come back to see Morgan in the ring, while Henry, with a mic, enters the ring. Get out of my ring. Henry says, while Matt gets in Marks face. You dont scare me. All you are is a big, dumb, formerly stuttering giant. Morgan turns away and starts walks out of the ring.
Match Three: Mark Henry vs. Rey Mysterio
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Commercial break.
We come back up to the ramp with Vince and Shane at their respective tumblers. Shane is grabbing a mic. Smackdown chooses the Tag Team Champion(S) Daniel Bryan as our hand-picked superstar! Bryan comes out, shakes Shane AND Vinces hands, then puts on a Smackdown shirt! Shane lets Bryan reach in and pick which other superstar is on Smackdown. Also welcomed to Smackdown Kane! Daniel Bryan looks shocked as team Hell No is still united! Kane comes out as Bryan is screaming NO! NO! NO! NO!
Alright boys, cut that out and Bryan go to the ring for our main event! Your opponent will be (Vince sticks his hand into the tumbler and pulls out a ball. He opens it up and reads) SHELTON BENJAMIN!
*Ain't No Stopping Me*
Benjamin's music plays across the arena as Shelton Benjamin makes his return to the WWE! The older fans in the crowd roar as the kids sit a little more quietly. Shelton runs into the ring, but not before slapping hands with the WWE fans!
Match 4: Shelton Benjamin vs. Daniel Bryan (w/ Kane)
We join Vince and Shane at the ramp for the final time for the night. Vince motions to Shane telling him to go first. Please welcome our newest Smackdown superstar
Antonio Cesaro! Antonio comes out and puts on a Smackdown jersey before boasting to the fans.
Vince is next. Vince uses his random pick first. Welcome the Miz to RAW! Boos erupt through the crowd.
*I came to Play*
Miz comes out. He puts on a Raw shirt. Miz grabs a mic. Im going to stay out here to welcome the hand-picked member to the Mizs new show! This brings big heat to the Miz. Vince takes back the mic.
The hand-picked member of Raw is one that I am sure that everyone else has forgotten about. But I know I wouldnt forget him. Welcome Dwayne The Rock Johnson! The crowd completely marks out as The Rock returns to the WWE! The Miz just stands at the ramp, applauding. The Rock stares at the crowd. Miz walks up to Rock and extends his hand. Rock takes it. But Rocky pulls him in and hits Miz with the Rock Bottom! Rock is standing over the Miz as Raw comes to an end.
Before the RAW's entrance has even begun, here comes Vince McMahon to a HUGE pop! He does his strut down to the ring. When getting up to the apron, Lillian Garcia holds the ropes for him to walk in. She gives him the mic.
WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW! This gets a loud roar from the crowd. Now I am here to announce some very big news. So I need to ask every superstar or diva in the back to get your asses out here! Vince waits until the superstars get to the ramp until speaking once more. Now, as all of you think by now, the brand extension has pretty much ended! Well, I am here to tell you, that you all are completely wrong! Because here tonight, we are having a DRAFT LOTTERY! The crowd seems torn, half booing, and half cheering their asses off! Now not all of the superstars get picked tonight. Thats because of two reasons. 1. We will be having the lottery on this weeks SMACKDOWN as well. And 2. Those that are seen are not the only superstars. Because you see, I have signed new, and in some cases, better superstars! The crowd pops.
Now to start, I must introduce the two general managers who will be picking for each show. Booker T and AJ Lee come out to a mild cheer. What the Hell do you think you are doing in my ring? I didnt mean you when I said general managers. Booker is now a commentator, while AJ, you are a diva again. Because the general managers I choose are . The light goes out for a second, adding to the suspense. RIC FLAIR for RAW! Huge ovation for the Nature Boy! And for Smackdown I choose my son! Shane McMahon! A little less pop for Shane, but still a big one. They both come down to the ramp together, though announced separately.
Each general manager will get to choose one superstar to start of their show, those two superstars will compete in a match, where the winning brand will receive 1 random picked, and one hand-picked superstar. While the losing brand gets one random pick. Then the manager will get to pick one of the then-current superstars to fight. And then it continues until all 30 superstars are picked. So Shane, who do you pick?
I pick John Cena! Boos from men are outweighing the cheers of the woman and children.
*My Time is Now*
Cenas music hits and he comes down to the ring, shakes hands with Shane, and puts on a smackdown shirt!
Well I pick a more up and coming superstar, and who I'm sure will by my future WWE Champion, DOLPH ZIGGLER! Zigglers music hits while he and Vickie walk down to the ring. Wait right there Dolph! I said I picked Dolph Ziggler! Not Vickie Guerrero! She will not be on my brand! Vickie screams and looks at Dolph. Dolph looks at her, then walks to Ric as Vickie tries to follow. Security! Escort this freak out! Ric says as Vickie looks pissed. She lunges at Dolph while security grabs her. Dolph turns and walks to Flair.
Lets get started! Clear the ring, then ring the bell!
Match One: Dolph Ziggler (w/Ric Flair) vs. John Cena
Ziggler and Cena circle each other around the ring until Cena comes at him with a headlock. He powers Dolph to the mat. Ziggler tries to kick up, but Cenas strength stops him, as they go to commercial. Ziggler punches Cena until he is forced to break the hold. They both quickly get up, before Cena hits a low dropkick. Cena runs off the rope, and hits a shoulder block. He follows with his 2 additional shoulder blocks. Dolph, dazed and confused, tries to throw a clothesline but Cena ducks and hits a spin-out powerbomb. He gets to his feet, and puts his hand in the air. The crowd is coming alive! You cant see me comes from the crowd as Cena taunts the downed Ziggler. Cena runs off the rope, but he turns into a picture perfect dropkick by Dolph! Dolph covers.
1 Cena kicks out.
Dolph gets to his feet, and brings Cena up with him. Dolph holds Cenas head. Dolph jumps up, trying another dropkick. But Cena knocks Dolphs feet out of the air. Cena quickly grabs him and hits a fishermans suplex. Cena quickly gets up and sets up the Attitude Adjustment. He lifts Dolph to his shoulders and he hits it! Cena goes for the cover.
1 2 No! Flair put Zigglers legs on the ropes!
Cena quickly puts Dolph onto his stomach and goes for the STF. Dolph panics. Dolph starts crawling towards the ropes, and reaches them before Cena can lock in the hold. Ric comes over to Dolph, as Ziggler rolls outside of the ring. They talk for a few seconds until the camera notices Flair slipping Dolph brass knuckles. Cena slides outside the ring and starts running towards Dolph. Dolph realizes this, and shoves Flair in his way. Cena cant slow down and knocks Ric to the ground. Both Ziggler and Cena run into the ring. The ref moves to the side to check on Ric. While the ref is checking on Ric, Ziggler uses the brass knuckles! Cena is down! Ziggler going for the pin! The ref sees this and gets back into the ring.
1 2 3! Dolph Ziggler is your winner! Raw will now get 2 draft picks, while Smackdown gets one!
1 Cena kicks out.
Dolph gets to his feet, and brings Cena up with him. Dolph holds Cenas head. Dolph jumps up, trying another dropkick. But Cena knocks Dolphs feet out of the air. Cena quickly grabs him and hits a fishermans suplex. Cena quickly gets up and sets up the Attitude Adjustment. He lifts Dolph to his shoulders and he hits it! Cena goes for the cover.
1 2 No! Flair put Zigglers legs on the ropes!
Cena quickly puts Dolph onto his stomach and goes for the STF. Dolph panics. Dolph starts crawling towards the ropes, and reaches them before Cena can lock in the hold. Ric comes over to Dolph, as Ziggler rolls outside of the ring. They talk for a few seconds until the camera notices Flair slipping Dolph brass knuckles. Cena slides outside the ring and starts running towards Dolph. Dolph realizes this, and shoves Flair in his way. Cena cant slow down and knocks Ric to the ground. Both Ziggler and Cena run into the ring. The ref moves to the side to check on Ric. While the ref is checking on Ric, Ziggler uses the brass knuckles! Cena is down! Ziggler going for the pin! The ref sees this and gets back into the ring.
1 2 3! Dolph Ziggler is your winner! Raw will now get 2 draft picks, while Smackdown gets one!
Ric quickly gets up once he hears Zigglers music and starts clapping. They both head up to the ramp where the tumblers for the draft were. Shane was already standing at the top to get his 1, random pick.
First things first, for Dolph Ziggler winning against Cena, Raw hand-picks Big show! Ric then pulls out his random pick , he opens the ball. WOO! Welcome the newest member of Raw, the now former WWE Champion! CM Punk! CM Punk comes out with the WWE Championship around his waist.
Wait Ric, did you just say the former WWE Champion?
All titles are vacant now Punk! So give me the belt, or you are fired. CM Punk tosses up the belt to Flair, but when Ric catches it, Punk hits Ric in the face with a mic!
Welcome to MY show Ric! Punk does a quick pipe-bomb, and leaves.
Yay. My turn! Shane pulls out a random ball. He reads it into the mic. Matt Morgan! Your match starts now!
*Sleeping Giant*
The giant in Matt Morgan comes out to a semi-mild pop. Morgan walks onto the ramp and pyro explodes as he punches the air. He quickly walks to the ring and gets in.
Meanwhile, Ric Flair is starting to get up. He grabs a microphone. "Punk! Youre going to pay for that! You are my pick to go up against Matt Morgan! So get your ass to the ring! WOO!
Match Two: CM Punk vs. Matt Morgan
*Cult of Personality*
Cm Punk's music plays, but Punk is nowhere to be seen. The music plays for 2 minutes before the crowd gives up. Vince McMahon comes out. As a result to Cm Punk no-showing for RAW, Smackdown is rewarded two picks!
I will be filling in for Ric Flair, as he is trying to settle issues within his brand. Vince sticks his hand in the tumbler. he reads Rey Mysterio!
*Booyaka*
Rey comes out and runs into the ring. He sits on the top turnbuckle, while Morgan is pacing in the ring.
Shane, still at the tumbler, grabs a mic. Smackdowns hand-picked superstar is The World Heavyweight Champion, Sheamus!
*Written In My Face*
Sheamus comes out to a huge pop! He shakes Shanes hand, and then puts on a Smackdown shirt. Shane puts his hand in the tumbler. Mark Henry! You are Smackdowns newest superstar. And buddy, I know you want a shot at the World title, so you can show me that you deserve it in a match, next.
Commercial break.
We come back to see Morgan in the ring, while Henry, with a mic, enters the ring. Get out of my ring. Henry says, while Matt gets in Marks face. You dont scare me. All you are is a big, dumb, formerly stuttering giant. Morgan turns away and starts walks out of the ring.
Match Three: Mark Henry vs. Rey Mysterio
The official rings the bell. Rey makes the first move, attacking Henry with straight kicks to the legs. Henry doesnt look very phased by the kicks at first, but Henry eventually drops to a knee. Mysterio quickly capitalizes on this and kicks henry hard in the head. Rey goes for the pin.
1 Henry throws Rey off him, and quickly gets up.
They both get back to their feet. Rey charges at Mark, but gets back body dropped for his effort. Henry runs off the ropes and hits an elbow drop on Rey. He gets up and goes to the ropes again. Rey swiftly gets to his feet and hits a hurricanrana!
1 2 Henry kicks out!
Henry starts to stir as Rey is already at his feet. Henry gets to a knee as Mysterio tries a kick to the head. Henry ducks! He shoves Rey into the corner and runs at him. Henry hits a huge corner splash! Rey goes to his knees, but Mark lifts him back up. Henry hits the gorilla press! Mark doesnt look back as he runs off the ropes and hits a big splash right onto Reys back! Henry isnt finished. He lifts up Rey and puts him in a devastating bearhug!
*Tap Tap Tap* Mark Henry wins by submission! Smackdown will now get 2 draft picks, while Raw gets one!
The crowd cheers! The crowd actually is cheering after Henry won! Henry grabs a mic. Yeah! Its about damn time you respected me! Thats right! Cheer for your king! Henry puts his hands up victoriously. He turns around and finds out why the crowd was really cheering. CARBON FOOTPRINT! Morgan hits an amazing bicycle kick on Henry! Morgan helps Mysterio off the ground and stands above Mark Henry
1 Henry throws Rey off him, and quickly gets up.
They both get back to their feet. Rey charges at Mark, but gets back body dropped for his effort. Henry runs off the ropes and hits an elbow drop on Rey. He gets up and goes to the ropes again. Rey swiftly gets to his feet and hits a hurricanrana!
1 2 Henry kicks out!
Henry starts to stir as Rey is already at his feet. Henry gets to a knee as Mysterio tries a kick to the head. Henry ducks! He shoves Rey into the corner and runs at him. Henry hits a huge corner splash! Rey goes to his knees, but Mark lifts him back up. Henry hits the gorilla press! Mark doesnt look back as he runs off the ropes and hits a big splash right onto Reys back! Henry isnt finished. He lifts up Rey and puts him in a devastating bearhug!
*Tap Tap Tap* Mark Henry wins by submission! Smackdown will now get 2 draft picks, while Raw gets one!
The crowd cheers! The crowd actually is cheering after Henry won! Henry grabs a mic. Yeah! Its about damn time you respected me! Thats right! Cheer for your king! Henry puts his hands up victoriously. He turns around and finds out why the crowd was really cheering. CARBON FOOTPRINT! Morgan hits an amazing bicycle kick on Henry! Morgan helps Mysterio off the ground and stands above Mark Henry
Commercial break.
We come back up to the ramp with Vince and Shane at their respective tumblers. Shane is grabbing a mic. Smackdown chooses the Tag Team Champion(S) Daniel Bryan as our hand-picked superstar! Bryan comes out, shakes Shane AND Vinces hands, then puts on a Smackdown shirt! Shane lets Bryan reach in and pick which other superstar is on Smackdown. Also welcomed to Smackdown Kane! Daniel Bryan looks shocked as team Hell No is still united! Kane comes out as Bryan is screaming NO! NO! NO! NO!
Alright boys, cut that out and Bryan go to the ring for our main event! Your opponent will be (Vince sticks his hand into the tumbler and pulls out a ball. He opens it up and reads) SHELTON BENJAMIN!
*Ain't No Stopping Me*
Benjamin's music plays across the arena as Shelton Benjamin makes his return to the WWE! The older fans in the crowd roar as the kids sit a little more quietly. Shelton runs into the ring, but not before slapping hands with the WWE fans!
Match 4: Shelton Benjamin vs. Daniel Bryan (w/ Kane)
The referee rings the bell as the match begins. Benjamin charges at Bryan, and Bryan quickly slides under the bottom rope to the outside of the ring. He stares at Kane, who is looking disgusted with Bryan being afraid of Benjamin. Kane points to the ring while Shelton leaps over the top rope and hits a somersault plancha! Bryan was launched into the announce table! Shelton starts boasting to the crowd! The ref is counting!
1!
2!
The crowd is excited! Shelton runs into the ring and listens to the ref count.
3!
4!
Bryan is still down on his stomach, obviously hurt.
5!
6!
7!
Kane gets up from his seat at the announce table and gets near Bryan. He quickly brings Bryan up to his feet and throws him into the ring. Bryan gets up, only to be blasted by a superkick! Shelton goes for the cover!
1 2 No! Bryan kicks out!
Shelton moves Bryan up and Irish whips him into the corner. Shelton is running towards Bryan. Shelton leaps, but misses his attack! Bryan moves out of the way! Benjamin lands on his feet though! Benjamin landed on the top turnbuckle! He turns and sees Daniel. He leaps back and hits a crossbody! Cover!
1 2 NO! Bryan barely kicked out!
Shelton cant believe it! He stands in the corner. He is preparing for something. Bryan slowly is getting up. Bryan turns, Benjamin runs at him. Paydirt! A jumping reverse STO hits as Benjamin covers!
1 2 Bryans foot is on the ropes! The ref sees this and stops the count.
Benjamin stares at Bryans foot. Benjamin gets up, and stays in the corner again. Bryan uses the ropes to get up, as Benjamin runs towards him. Benjamin is going for more paydirt! But no! Bryan holds the ropes as Benjamin hits hard on the mat! Benjamin gets to both knees. Bryan kicks him straight in the head! Cover!
1 2 NO! Benjamin powers out!
Bryan doesnt waste time. He goes for the NO! Lock! Its locked in! Benjamin is in the center of the ring! There is no choice but tap or snap! Suddenly, a man gets on the apron. Its Charlie Haas! Charlie Haas back in WWE! The ref gets distracted by Haas. Shelton taps! The ref is focused on Haas though! Bryan releases the hold and goes to talk to the ref. Kane runs around the ring and knocks Haas out after pulling him down from the apron and hits a chokeslam! Bryan turns around and Benjamin goes for a superkick! Bryan blocks it, but Shelton hits the Dragon Whip instead! Pin!
1 2 3! Shelton Benjamin wins! Raw will now get 2 draft picks, while Smackdown gets one!
1!
2!
The crowd is excited! Shelton runs into the ring and listens to the ref count.
3!
4!
Bryan is still down on his stomach, obviously hurt.
5!
6!
7!
Kane gets up from his seat at the announce table and gets near Bryan. He quickly brings Bryan up to his feet and throws him into the ring. Bryan gets up, only to be blasted by a superkick! Shelton goes for the cover!
1 2 No! Bryan kicks out!
Shelton moves Bryan up and Irish whips him into the corner. Shelton is running towards Bryan. Shelton leaps, but misses his attack! Bryan moves out of the way! Benjamin lands on his feet though! Benjamin landed on the top turnbuckle! He turns and sees Daniel. He leaps back and hits a crossbody! Cover!
1 2 NO! Bryan barely kicked out!
Shelton cant believe it! He stands in the corner. He is preparing for something. Bryan slowly is getting up. Bryan turns, Benjamin runs at him. Paydirt! A jumping reverse STO hits as Benjamin covers!
1 2 Bryans foot is on the ropes! The ref sees this and stops the count.
Benjamin stares at Bryans foot. Benjamin gets up, and stays in the corner again. Bryan uses the ropes to get up, as Benjamin runs towards him. Benjamin is going for more paydirt! But no! Bryan holds the ropes as Benjamin hits hard on the mat! Benjamin gets to both knees. Bryan kicks him straight in the head! Cover!
1 2 NO! Benjamin powers out!
Bryan doesnt waste time. He goes for the NO! Lock! Its locked in! Benjamin is in the center of the ring! There is no choice but tap or snap! Suddenly, a man gets on the apron. Its Charlie Haas! Charlie Haas back in WWE! The ref gets distracted by Haas. Shelton taps! The ref is focused on Haas though! Bryan releases the hold and goes to talk to the ref. Kane runs around the ring and knocks Haas out after pulling him down from the apron and hits a chokeslam! Bryan turns around and Benjamin goes for a superkick! Bryan blocks it, but Shelton hits the Dragon Whip instead! Pin!
1 2 3! Shelton Benjamin wins! Raw will now get 2 draft picks, while Smackdown gets one!
Vince is next. Vince uses his random pick first. Welcome the Miz to RAW! Boos erupt through the crowd.
*I came to Play*
Miz comes out. He puts on a Raw shirt. Miz grabs a mic. Im going to stay out here to welcome the hand-picked member to the Mizs new show! This brings big heat to the Miz. Vince takes back the mic.
The hand-picked member of Raw is one that I am sure that everyone else has forgotten about. But I know I wouldnt forget him. Welcome Dwayne The Rock Johnson! The crowd completely marks out as The Rock returns to the WWE! The Miz just stands at the ramp, applauding. The Rock stares at the crowd. Miz walks up to Rock and extends his hand. Rock takes it. But Rocky pulls him in and hits Miz with the Rock Bottom! Rock is standing over the Miz as Raw comes to an end.
Note(This is not apart of the Book This!)* Please, even if you didn't like this RAW, then just read my Smackdown that will be posted shortly, it is much better than this!