Wrestling Isn't Fake, It's Painfully Real

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Rokitka

Brian Rokitka, Wrestling Fan
A look in to the history of performance enhancing drugs, pain pills, Vince McMahon's role and the controversy today.

Ask any non wrestling fan about wrestling and without a shadow of doubt they'll say it's fake. Ask any wrestling enthusiast or expert about wrestling and they'll respond with an "It's fake but...," umming and arring because they have to once again explain that it's predetermined, but it hurts.

I'm personally not happy with calling wrestling fake whatsoever. I hate to regurgitate this, but looking at the Benoit tragedy and the death of Eddie Guerrero wrestling isn't fake, it's painfully real; real to the deceased wrestler's friends, their family and to an accepting portion of wrestling's followers.

Once upon a time wrestlers were slow paced portly sons of guns that certainly looked like they could knock you the fluff out, could get a crowd screaming with a good series of back and forth solid action, but didn't look like a jumbo jet. In the 60's and 70's it was hard to pick out a wrestler that was cut and had a six pack and if they did they were probably playing a pretty boy who would get put in his place by a legitimate bad ass male.

For a while I've been slightly on the defensive with Vince McMahon and his role in a lot of the recent controversy. Can one man really be held responsible for all of wrestling? Surely personal choice has something to do with it. It's up to the wrestlers if they enhance their performance with drugs right? It's just bad life decisions.

Then I began to look in to the period when wrestlers began to get bigger looking. Leading the pack was a Mr. Hulk Hogan. In the 80's the Hulkster was part of a new breed of wrestler that were well in to the 6ft range and a good 300 plus pounds in weight. Maybe they saw something in Hollywood or in the body building boom but guys like Hulk Hogan didn't want to be bad ass anymore they wanted to be big and good looking cereal box material.

It was grapplers like Hogan that caused promoters to change their booking methods. Many felt that to give the impression of a realistic bout they needed to get similar sized wrestlers to face him.

At this time a Mr. Vince McMahon JR who would later try to start a body building federation was on his world domination spree and saw these big, now money making men, snapped them all up, grabbed some celebrities and created Wrestlemania. Yes Vince was just being a good business man but there were many times he could and should have realized a change was needed. Sports Entertainment was born but so was scandal and controversy that went dangerously further than the mafia like NWA business deals.

Vince molded celebrity and wrestling together, secured closed circuit television and took PPV to new heights. Wrestling was being watched by everyone but less care was given towards the ideology of the wrestlers themselves, leading the public to believe bigger was better.

It's at this time that a strong message was sent to Pro Wrestlers. If you want to be in the main event, if you want that magazine cover and if you want to make the serious money you have to be huge, ripped and not necessarily a great worker. So they began to pack on the pounds and to the majority of wrestlers this became second nature and just part of the business.

Along with this new culture came increased work schedules, with touring and house shows. As a Pro Wrestler you were expected to remain in great shape, work every day and then party with the boys at night. There's only so much of this the human body can take so when getting in the ring began to hurt, pain pills were prescribed. When getting in to bed after partying was hard, downers were introduced. When getting up the next day to make your flight uppers were suggested and to cope with the loneliness and the road recreational and harder drugs were taken. As the years passed so did the style of wrestling. One night you take two bumps, the next night three, the night after that a chair shot, the week after that a suplex on the concrete. You may be bruised, a bit achy, times that be 5-10 years and you can't walk. Pop a pill and you feel great, the money's still rolling and you still have a job. 5 more years later and your dead. Heart attack, enlarged heart, overdose, suicide.

The schedule is a big problem and I also believe concussions and constant bumps are also a major problem. Look at UFC those guys get concussed, those guys take legitimate punches and kicks to the head but they don't die. That's because the don't fight every single night.

In the early 90's Vince McMahon was indicted for giving wrestlers, most publicly Hulk Hogan steroids. He missed a jail sentence and shortly after created a drugs policy. Smaller wrestlers like Shawn Michale's and Bret Hart were pushed to the top but as the media attention died down the policy was scrapped. Experts claim that WWE had to drop the policy as WCW had a competitive advantage and this is where Vince is not entirely to blame with the way the industry was going. But fast forward to today and history seems to be repeating itself. Only this time WWE has no major competition.

On numerous occasions, on his website and in his interviews Ken Kennedy has stated that steroids and drugs WERE a problem in the wrestling business but aren't now, not in his era. Mr Kennedy, your era is the era that Eddie Guerrero died, that Kurt Angle nearly died before handing in his notice, that Benoit killed two innocent people. Your in the era that has Bobby Lashley, John Cena, The great Khali, Batista and Triple H on top, behemoths, freaks of nature. Most of the WWE roster looks more roided up than the generation that is dying.

If you're telling me that in just a couple of years the Wellness policy has changed all the problems in wrestling then lets at least wait 5, 10 years down the line before you start plugging its results. How many of your friends will be dead then? 10 more grueling years of the WWE schedule Ken might change your outlook. maybe you hit 40 and you need a few uppers and downers to continue? When Mr. Perfect, Rick Rude, Bossman and so on were your age they were probably in the same enthusiastic mind set. And who are you to say the policy is working. You don't know if some wrestlers have problems, you aren't with them 24/7. Look at Benoit nobody thought he was the loose cannon he was.

Kennedy is also one of these people that say drugs and steroids are in all walks of life and that's just something people do. Right this is to the readers, ask your friends, parents or bob next door if in their industries jacked up freaks walk around and a good proportion of them die before the age of 50. Is Jason at the gas station taking steroids on his lunch break? Maybe a little pot or alcohol but he and his buddies at McDonald's aren't dying and astronomically alarming rates.

The fact of the matter is that WWE is biased towards big guys, they seemingly always have been and always will be. When Randy Orton lost his muscle mass Triple H laughed because he couldn't fill a suit. In a recent WWE Magazine Triple H says "somebody must have put him in the dryer," referring to Bobby Lashley in a college photo. Triple H is the most influential wrestler in the locker room and if that is his mindset then it must be a good proportion of the other's as well.

Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero were midgets when they first started in wrestling. It took them until their mid 30's to make it big and that's big as in their achievements but also big in terms of muscle mass. If they hadn't pumped themselves with performance enhancing drugs throughout their careers they may have never been noticed by WCW or WWE, but they did and a few short years after embracing each other at Wrestlemania they're dead.

When ever WWE decides to push a smaller star they piss their pants and pull the rug out from under them. Take Rey Mysterio probably one of the most exciting smaller guys in wrestling history. The fact that he is so different to most WWE stars makes him that much more unique, but even he has bulked up a lot since his early years and was even named in a recent steroid sting. We could have seen some of the freshest matches ever seen, but instead he was jobbed to everybody and then creative wondered why it was a disaster.

Lets get real now. Wrestling is no different from 10 years ago. Big men are still on top, wrestlers are still dying and smaller guys are still looking for a way to break the glass ceiling. What message is TNA sending their talent when Scott Steiner, Test, Tomko, Angle, Abyss, Sting, Matt Morgan...Are given more TV time than them? The same message WWE has been giving wrestlers for years. God bless congress for looking on to both of these promotions.

It's not hard to have an off season or cycle wrestlers. Its not hard to give your stars training programs and introduce personal trainers and experts to help gain muscle. Its not hard to push smaller more athletic guys. What's hard is seeing another wrestler die. Wrestling isn't fake it's painfully real.
 
wow that really got to me i never looked it at from that angle and the whole thing itself. i mean yeah your right how can they say that the wellness policy will stop WWE superstars from taking drugs and dying. i mean as you said all the big guys john cena, bobby lashley, triple h, the great kahli, big show are always on top and the little or average sized wrestlers are not pushed whatsoever and put in mid-card and if it were me of course i'd get jealous of them being big and being famous and me being not. i mean look at freakin' bret hart he has all these sicknesses he can barely walk, after years of taking drugs and steroids and being the main man really puts a toll on your body and cuts about 10-20 years off your life so all these big guys right now are all reasonably young and fit and healthy but IF they live to be 60-70 they will be withered probably strapped to machines and everything. what happened to working out in the gym, pushing yourself and eating healthy.
 
First, how old is that article?

Second of all, I'm tired of people blaming Vince McMahon for "pushing roided up mosters". For those unaware, Vince McMahon does not determine who is in the main-event. He does not determine that at all. You know who does?

The fans.

Time and again wrestling fans have shown that bigger wrestlers draw. Time and again, fans have shown that, while the occassional cruiserweight like Mysterio may draw decently, the biggest draws in wrestling are heavyweights.

This is not a new trend, but rather one that goes back many decades. Does the name Bruno Sammartino ring a bell? No? How about Andre the Giant? And, it's not just in wrestling, but almost all professional sports. We remember heavyweight boxers like Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano, Muhammed Ali, Evander Holyfied, and even Mike Tyson. We watch our NBA or NFL to see the biggest, baddest, strongest athletes collide heads. The only real sport to have bucked that trend seemingly has been MMA, with UFC in particular. Otherwise, fans want to see bigger athletes.

So, Vince McMahon does what every smart business man would do. He gives the fans what they want. Vince McMahon is the only surviving wrestlng promoter from the old days for a reason. He knows what makes money, and isn't afraid to ditch tradition in order to make that money. If the market for small wrestlers were to boom, and everyone wanted to see main-events between guys who weigh 200 pounds, then Vince McMahon would be the first to showcase that prominently. But, that's not what is happening.

Look at the biggest draws in the last two decades. Right now, you have Undertaker, John Cena and Triple H. John Cena is the smallest of those three guys at 6'2" 250 pounds and more powerful than a train. Go back to the Attitude Era and you see guys like Steve Austin and The Rock, with Austin coming in at 6'2" 240, and the Rock bigger than that. Then you have the nWo in the mid 90s, who were clearly the biggest draws in wrestling. Hogan at 6'5" 280 pounds, Kevin Nash at 7' 300 pounds and Scott Hall at 6'7" 280 pounds. And, who was the main agonist to the nWo? Sting. 6'2" 250. Notice a trend yet? Go back to the early 90s and look who was dominating the drawing then. Ric Flair at 6'1" 230 (which makes him the "smallest" major draw in two decades), Hulk Hogan, and Ultimate Warrior.

So, quit blaming Vince McMahon. He does what a business man is supposed to. Don't tell me he is responsible for guys taking steroids so they can get pushed to the main-event.

If fans want to point the finger at someone, then I highly suggest they look in a mirror.
 
Sometimes among OTHER wrestling fans, in occasions I can be heard claiming wrestling is fake. However, with anyone else I refuse to admit wrestling is fake. When I'm asked what's my favorite sport, without hesitation I will say professional wrestling.

Really, what's the point ranting and going out of your way explaining wrestling is fixed/scripted when in the 00's everyone piratically knows it? Of course, among non-wrestling fans, they speak full of garbage with one assumption after another on how the action is performed which is pretty much ironic but sadly it's their right courtesy of freedom of speech.

In the past couple months, I truly feel that the industry of professional wrestling (in a way) is being seen as a more serious industry. For the past couple months (and still going on), almost every news channel local and cable channels with majority of the world watching explaining how serious professional wrestling is in reality with the tough road schedule/lack of days off, constant injuries, etc. as well as explaining that the performers the people would call "clowns" and "fake athletes" are real performers that proves to be tougher athletes than the typical so called "real" athlete such as a football player.

Of course just because wrestling being fixed has more disclosure than basketball or any other sports being fixed makes wrestling the number one target, the industry will be attacked regardless of anything and anyone will use any excuse to attack professional wrestling, such as steroid use.

Right now I feel wrestling might be in a all-time low, however a process is currently taking place that will make a huge difference. Of course the WWE will do anything to keep their star power, drugged or not. It's where the money is and money is ALWAYS the key term when the word business is thrown on the table. It's common sense. The way I see things, in a future generation the WWE and hopefully wrestling overall will be a much better, yet, cleaner industry with better athletes seeing that a new policy is in effect that you now must pass a drug test in order to be employed.
 
Sometimes among OTHER wrestling fans, in occasions I can be heard claiming wrestling is fake. However, with anyone else I refuse to admit wrestling is fake.
The answer I almost always give, when people ask me if I know it's fake or whatever, is that I tell them that it is scripted.

"Wrestling is scripted".

If they continue to hound me to say it's fake and they say they don't understand how I can watch something that's fake, I calmly ask them. "What's your favorite TV show?" They'll say something...CSI, for example. I then calmly inform them that the show they are watching is fake too, and that I don't understand how they can watch something that is fake.

That usually shuts them up.

Just remember, wrestling is scripted, just like all other TV shows. So, if someone has a problem with wrestling being scripted, just ask what their favorite show is and point out their hypocrisy.
 
"If they continue to hound me to say it's fake and they say they don't understand how I can watch something that's fake, I calmly ask them. "What's your favorite TV show?" They'll say something...CSI, for example. I then calmly inform them that the show they are watching is fake too, and that I don't understand how they can watch something that is fake."

Hah I personally go with "oh...damn you're right...oh yeah! You know that the governor of california isn't REALLY a robot sent from the future meant to protect edward furlong from robert patrick right?"


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Wrestling is fake!!!! So what's real then? I wish sometimes that it wasn't scripted cuz it gets mundane and phony. Seriously, like I'm supposed to believe matt hardy can beat mvp at that much stuff...NEway I watch becuz I have so much respect for the guys who are traveling 300+ days of the year to entertain us. Somethings u can't fake tho, like when Rock unloaded on Mick Foley during that I quit match, or falling of a cell(they learn how to tumble..still).
 
When I'm confronted with that, I say, "Let me punch you in the jaw. Now, when I punch you, you fly into the wall, and act like I'm Robocop." That bruise on their face is real. The outcome isn't. Hell, between the NBA ref, Belichek's camera man, and Bonds, Maguire, Sosa, Conseco, etc, athletic sports are under alot of scrutiny for authenticity too.
 
The answer I almost always give, when people ask me if I know it's fake or whatever, is that I tell them that it is scripted.


Likewise. Also when someone talks crap about how the WWE is just a soap opera, I invite them to view my indy and old TNA (weekly PPVS) tapes. I've turned many a nay-sayer into not only a fan, but a mark.
 
wow, it ticks me off when people say wrestling is fake. it is planed out. I have been a wrestling fan since i can remember. I was there when Ted Turners WCW went against WWE. i had been a fan since day one. when people say its fake. i tell them what happen to Hardcore Holly or Joey Mercury. I HATE WHEN THEY CALL WRESTLING FAKE
 
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