You guys saying you would understand why Big Show would win...you know he's not actually Andre's son, right? Why the hell would they book him to win this?
I also hate that today's fans are so against filler matches. Everything has to be a main event to a lot of you and it's sad. I see a lot of your reviews of PPVs of the 80s and you piss on matches that aren't legendary...as if every match ever has to be memorable. As a wrestling fan, I hated that Batista won the Royal Rumble. As someone who hates the jerks on this forum that take these things so personally, I loved that it pissed you off for over a month.
I loved that they used Hulk to bring mention of Andre and that they are honoring the king of battle royals with a memorial match in his honor. (Between Andre/Battle Royal and the excessive use of "uh oh" by Lawler and Bradshaw last night, I thought I was watching WrestleMania 2)
So, you people hate that "part-timers" come back (Rock, Brock, Batista, some Taker) because they "take the spot of someone who has been there all year". THEN, you bitch that the ones "who have been there all year" get put in a battle royal. I swear you idiots have no idea what you want.
Being left off of the WrestleMania card bothers wrestlers. A 30-man battle royal (and like a previous poster mentioned, maybe 20 would be better) gets a ton of guys on the card, lets them be part of a monumental WrestleMania and can give a young star a nice lift. Big Show and Mark Henry are terrible choices to have win this battle royal; so, I was not surprised at all that people were calling for them to win. Ugh...same terrible ideas from the same clueless people.
WrestleMania IV started with a battle royal. It got a lot of guys on the card. Also, it not only gave the win to a new heel in the WWF, but they booked it in a way to get him huge heat by double-crossing a fellow heel. Not just any heel, but a heel that was ready to burst into a face turn...and this battle royal moment accomplished all of that beautifully. So many fans knew that wrestlers they liked (Hillbilly Jim, Junkyard Dog, even Ken Patera) had no business anywhere near the WWF title tournament. But, this gave the fans a chance to see the wrestlers they enjoyed throughout the year compete on the grandest stage.
Speaking as a wrestling fan, I love that Kofi, Ryback, etc. will have a chance to be a part of history now. I love that Andre is being honored. I love that WWE found a way to involve so many deserving people without spending a lot of time....there will obviously be quick eliminations. So what?? They will be part of it...forever.
Speaking as a guy who can't stand the people on this forum who hate one thing and then hate the solution, I love that something I appreciate so much pisses you off. It's a bonus.
All you guys do is bitch and complain. I bet you think that WWE "listened to you" and put Bryan in the main event because of your whining and bitching. Haha! That is laughable! Bryan being in the main event was the plan all along and the way they have handled his underdog role, culminating at WMXXX is very well done. We true wrestling fans saw this a mile away. You whiny-baby puppets who need everything spoonfed to them were throwing hissy fits every time Bryan would lose or get screwed....like it wasn't leading to a bigger payoff. Idiots.
This battle royal is a great idea. The fact that you people are so negative about it just proves what I already knew. This is not a forum for wrestling fans. It is a forum for bitches. By the way, every single time you jerks make a "Cole will now tell us how to download the WWE app" or "whatever > TNA" or "Bret Hart ranked this in his top 1000..." joke, it just gets funnier and funnier. Keep those original ideas coming! And those who laugh and say things like "you won the internet" or "best comment of the night", keep upvoting these original ideas. It makes you look really clever because you understand where these new ideas are coming from. A wonderful group you are...
To the wrestling fans, enjoy the PPV. I am glad the battle royal has been announced and am glad Bryan has his shot at the main event. Both things make sense....to those of us with a clue.