Would You Fart....

[A.J.]

Would you fart in public if you had to toot no matter if it was a silent one or one that makes some noise??

I say ya i mean damn a mans gotta do what a man gotta do...anyways it easier to blame others

 

[HBK-aholic]

Is anyone really going to say no? LOL

 

[A.J.]

You never know i knew a few girls who wouldnt

 

[HBK-aholic]

Lmao idiots.

 

[A.J.]

I agree but they said it was "unlady like" pshh its a natural thing we all do it so why hide it

 

[HBK-aholic]

Gosh I can be such a guy

 

[justinsayne]

Why in the hell would you ever want to hold it in, that can't be healthy...just let it fucking rip

 

[A.J.]

haha that why you rock Becca like RVDgurl you ladies are a guy girls

 

[HBK-aholic]

Lol yay

 

[Moon Knight]

I have farted in the middle of class once, Just let it rip in college and one guy called me a sick bastard and the teacher laughed.

 

[justinsayne]

haha that why you rock Becca like RVDgurl you ladies are a guy girls

Indeed

 

[A.J.]

Hey DIAR when you gotta go you gotta go I mean holding it does not feel good.

 

[Melon Farmer]

OMG!! lmao...I am remembering something that happened to me in the 8th grade. The teachers desk was in front of the 3rd row, in between the 2nd and 5th row.

So I sat in the 2nd row, 2nd seat. We were taking a test and I finished early. So I put my head down, and by mistake I farted. This wasn't no ordinary fart. This was a 5 second really loud fart and everyone was laughing their asses off. I quickly sat up, and looked behind me blaming the other guy. I couldn't even finish the sentence because I was laughing SO HARD.

So some asshole was like "Ew Leore!!" I'm dying of laughter, trying to deny it, nowadays I fucken rip one, even if it is silent I say "Yup...that was me." Anyways, so I'm dying of laughter everyone is like EW! And I say "IT WASN'T ME!!" And the teacher said, "HEY!! GROW UP!!!!!!" The teacher was a woman who was like 40 something. Fucken hilarious!!

 

[Moon Knight]

Hey DIAR when you gotta go you gotta go I mean holding it does not feel good.

I just laughed and went on with my work.

 

[Derf]

The best farts are in church. Trust me, I know.

 

[RVDgurl]

I enjoy farting. And yes, it is still funny at my age. Especially in public.

 

[Meilichia]

I'm gonna be the one to say No... I have nothing against burping in public, which is just as rude I suppose, but I could never bring myself to fart in public...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

If you were my woman I'd fart in bed then pull the covers up.