Let's see - Tensai was a massive flop, Khali's been groan-worthy at best, Brodus Clay... is Brodus Clay, Slater's made a gimmick out of being shit, Del Rio's blandness has been complimented by the fact that he's been given nothing to work with, and Devon... Devon? Fuck you people, Devon doesn't deserve to be on this list. In fact, by my count, Alberto Del Rio has had about two good matches this year, so he probably doesn't deserve to be here either. "One of the best in-ring performers in WWE" is certainly going a bit far, mind you.
Honorary mentions go to R-Truth and Sin Cara who are both shite in their own unique ways. Bless. I should probably bring up Matt Morgan for Tastycles' sake.
My vote - a write-in, I suppose - goes to Jeff Hardy. What a colossal piece of shit this guy is. What a total lack of humility this guy has. I've never seen him quite this self-indulgent either. At least we were supposed to boo him before he screwed up last time. He hits about half a dozen twists of fates a match, paints his fucking eye lids, and even has his fucking dumb fucking face on that dumb fucking belt again. He could ask to paint his dick neon green and slap toddlers in the face with it - Dixie would probably still give the A-OK. Fuck. CM Punk has "Best in the World" written on his back, Austin Aries has "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" on his and yet somehow neither seem as undeservedly arrogant as this rainbow-coloured twat. Probably because they're a) good and b) not colossal fuck-ups. What's worse, Hardy's promo skills are non-existent. Why is Jeff Hardy forgiven? Why is he redeemed? Please, Jeff, tell us. "Oh, well, you see-- CREEEEEEECHAAAAS!" And then all the tweens put down Twilight for a moment and squeal with glee. How I hate young girls! Where's Shockmaster? He'd agree with my vitriol.
Jeff Hardy is such a cunt.