Will of all Trades

[TheOneBigWill]

A Sam inspired thread.

List of Will's jobs: (not in any order)

1. Fast Food worker
2. Video Rental Clerk
3. Front Desk Host/Hotel
4. Waiter
5. Telemarketer
6. Gas Station Attendant
7. Photo Lab Tech
8. Electronics Associate
9. Janitor
10. Housekeeping
11. Free Lance Writer/Photographer
12. Home Healthcare Provider
13. Pizza Delivery Driver
14. Karate Assistant (Sensei's assistant)

Possibly more that I've forgotten.

 

[C.M.]

CM's jobs so far:

Fast food worker
Stocker
Restaurant Host

The last two is my current job

 

[Uncle Sam]

What do you host? Men's penises? Oh, BURN!

 

[C.M.]

 

[TheOneBigWill]

CM's jobs so far:

Fast food worker
Stocker
Restaurant Host

The last two is my current job

Way to drop in and steal my thunder, jackass.

EDIT: Its also a good thing you ain't not put English Teacher on that list.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Spawn's Jobs since the age of 13

In Texas
Bus Boy
Short Order Cook
Babysitter
Drive Through Cashier
Waiter

In Minnesota
Landscaper
Freezer Worker
Bar Bouncer
Stocker
Pizza Delivery Driver
Construction Worker
Strip Club Bouncer
Maintanance man for department store
Security Guard for Turkey Plant
Pizza Delivery Driver
Phone Sales Associate
Shift Manager
Assistant Manager
General Manager
PSP for Adult Foster Care
Production Worker for a cabinet factory
Assistant Restaurant Manger at a casino
Mental Health Rehabilitation Worker

The last job I have had for the past 3 years.

 

[Dark Blaze]

Spawn's Jobs since the age of 13

In Texas
Bus Boy
Short Order Cook
Babysitter
Drive Through Cashier
Waiter

In Minnesota
Landscaper
Freezer Worker
Bar Bouncer
Stocker
Pizza Delivery Driver
Construction Worker
Strip Club Bouncer
Maintanance man for department store
Security Guard for Turkey Plant
Pizza Delivery Driver
Phone Sales Associate
Shift Manager
Assistant Manager
General Manager
PSP for Adult Foster Care
Production Worker for a cabinet factory
Assistant Restaurant Manger at a casino
Mental Health Rehabilitation Worker

The last job I have had for the past 3 years.

I find that last one just a tad ironic.

 

[FOTH 3:16]

Me too. Spawn a mental health rehabilitation worker? I find that a lil weird.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Maybe he can rehabilitate you.

 

[FOTH 3:16]

I don't need rehab. I have known a couple people who have needed rehab(they got over their problems). So Spawn's current job is of no use to me.

 

[Dark Blaze]

Maybe he can rehabilitate you.

Not even Spawn can't cause THAT miracle.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

I find that last one just a tad ironic.

Ironic why? I torment the mentally ill too. lol

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Maybe he can rehabilitate you.

I'm not Jesus dude. I don't perform miracles. lol

 

[FOTH 3:16]

Spawn don't you think the people you work with would want somebody else if they saw some of the things you have said to the prisoners.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

I don't need rehab. I have known a couple people who have needed rehab(they got over their problems). So Spawn's current job is of no use to me.

Bullshit

Spawn don't you think the people you work with would want somebody else if they saw some of the things you have said to the prisoners.

Nope

 

[Father:_Polley]

that was spawn though...i'm sure in real life he doesn't go by that gimmick

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Spawn don't you think the people you work with would want somebody else if they saw some of the things you have said to the prisoners.

Actually I'm a bigger asshole offline than I am online. My boss doesn't give a shit. She has the hots for me. lol

And BTW, I show the clients that I work with the shit that I say to the prisoners. They bust a gut over it. Then I tell em to go sit their pussy asses down somewhere and to get the fuck away from me.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

that was spawn though...i'm sure in real life he doesn't go by that gimmick

Well I go by my real name, but the gimmick is pretty much the same. I tone it down for online though. With the kiddies and such. lol