Why I'm The Best Poster In The History Of WZ Forums. Period.

[Y 2 Jake]

It was my idea to create the prison.

I make all the good prison threads.

I have made at least a quarter of all the threads on the whole forum.

I moderate when drunk.

I don't give a shit what you think of me.

I'm the only admin who's seen a naked woman.

I give out more infractions than anybody.

I create all the decent threads.

I keep discussion going.

This forum would be dead without me.

I rock.

I'm better looking that Jonny B.

The Shockaster sucks compared to The J-Man.

I could pull your mum.

I've probably slept with your sister.

I make more money than you.

I've watched 5 series' of The X-Files in a week.

I don't care if you flame me.

You can't upset me.

I don't get all soppy over girls *cough* Will *cough*.

You post because of me.

Everything good about this forum is Jake related.

I can ban you any time I want.

I only stay on as admin so Luther doesn't get the job.

I think Chris Cash is a waste of space.

I would slep with Wills 16 year old.

If I ever met you I would probably pick on you.

You wouldn't like me if you met me. I wouldn't care.

This forum was a dump until I injected a bit of Jake into it.

Talking in the third person only works if you are as cool as Jake.

Jake doesn't give a shit if he can't spell. I don't read my posts. Therefore it's your problem.

Jake is watching Location, Location, Location.

This forum would die without Jake.

Jake thinks Koalamania is as cute as a button.

Jake hates posters who don't talk wrestling.

Jake has a book of wrestling thread ideas. It contains over 500 ideas.

Jake is bored of writing now.

Discuss.

EDIT: I tell people to read the rules. Yet I've never read them myself.

 

[C.M.]

^f A C T

 

[RVDgurl]

Good points. Very well thought out.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Took me 3 minutes.

 

[BooCocky]

Jake's a genius....

 

[RVDgurl]

Plenty of time to make it clear. Although, you didn't have to make a list. Simply stating "I've watched 5 series' of the X-files in one week" is sufficient proof that you are the best poster.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Jake's a genius....

Stop it, you.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Plenty of time to make it clear. Although, you didn't have to make a list. Simply stating "I've watched 5 series' of the X-files in one week" is sufficient proof that you are the best poster.

I have a lot of time on my hands. I also hate The X-Files now though.

 

[Uncle Sam]

True dat.

 

[RVDgurl]

I have a lot of time on my hands. I also hate The X-Files now though.

I've never really watched the X-files. Although I did see the movie. I think that Scully and Mulder should have hooked up. Did they ever? They should've have.

 

[BooCocky]

Stop it, you.

what did I do?

 

[IrishCanadian25]

It was my idea to create the prison.

Neat. It's been hours of fun so far!

I have made at least a quarter of all the threads on the whole forum.

Probably true. I hope to catch up by the year 2032.

I moderate when drunk.

I post drunk. Touchee.

I don't give a shit what you think of me.

Then why create this thread? I think you do care...

I'm the only admin who's seen a naked woman.

Now there's a candidate I can get behind.

I create all the decent threads.

Ouch.

I keep discussion going.

Fact.

This forum would be dead without me.

Ok, not sure what to say here...

I rock.

Wow.

I'm better looking than Jonny B

Hence the naked woman thing.

I could pull your mum.

Not with a pick up truck and a chain.

I've probably slept with your sister.

I have 2. WAIT A MINUTE!

I make more money than you.

In dollars, euro, or pounds?

I've watched 5 series' of The X-Files in a week.

I am sorry I ever doubted you.

I don't care if you flame me.

Wish I'd known that after the sister comment.

You can't upset me.

Why would I want to upset you? Your face. Upset yet? No? Hmmm...

I don't get all soppy over girls *cough* Will *cough*.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You post because of me.

I can ban you any time I want.

Yes, I know that.

I only stay on as admin so Luther doesn't get the job.

That's very noble of you.

I think Chris Cash is a waste of space.

Don't hold back so much. Tell us how you REALLY feel.

I would sleep with Wills 16 year old.

Who wouldn't?

If I ever met you I would probably pick on you.

Maybe.

Jake doesn't give a shit if he can't spell. I don't read my posts. Therefore it's your problem.

The Konnan rule.

This forum would die without Jake.

Haven't we covered this already?

Jake thinks Koalamania is as cute as a button.

What does that button do?

Jake hates posters who don't talk wrestling.

IC25 agrees. Wait, was that 3rd person? Am I qualified to speak in 3rd person? I am so confused.

Jake has a book of wrestling thread ideas. It contains over 500 ideas.

I think we've seen 50 of them in the last 2 weeks.

Jake is bored of writing now.

IC25 is as well. That was also 3rd, DAMMIT!

 

[Jonny B]

All true, except I'm definitely better looking than you.

Emo > Chav

 

[Y 2 Jake]

All true, except I'm definitely better looking than you.

Emo > Chav

I was better looking from 1995-2002. Broken noses do not rule.

FACT.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Ah I always wondered why I loved Jake, now I know why..


Wait, you want to sleep with me?!
IC25 does?!

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Wait, you want to sleep with me?!
IC25 does?!

Hey, I was the bartender, not the best man at the e-wedding. As a result I have less e-loyalty.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Hey, I was the bartender, not the best man at the e-wedding. As a result I have less e-loyalty.

Well ya that is true. Lol

 

[Jonny B]

Ah I always wondered why I loved Jake, now I know why..


Wait, you want to sleep with me?!

He only wants to sleep with you because your 16.

 

[HBK-aholic]

He only wants to sleep with you because your 16.

Surprised he hasn't already ticked a 16 year old off his list lol.
I always thought it was because I'm 'involved' with Will

 

[Jonny B]

Surprised he hasn't already ticked a 16 year old off his list lol.

He probably has, or will claim to have.

I always thought it was because I'm 'involved' with Will

Nah, that'd be Luther's reason for wanting to bed you.

 

[HBK-aholic]

He probably has, or will claim to have.

Thought so.

Nah, that'd be Luther's reason for wanting to bed you.

Woah what?!
I'm losing track of people who want to sleep with me now. I don't know if that's a good thing.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Hey, I was the bartender, not the best man at the e-wedding. As a result I have less e-loyalty.

I thought we were friends?! What the hell man?!

Surprised he hasn't already ticked a 16 year old off his list lol.
I always thought it was because I'm 'involved' with Will

I love the sound of that a lot. Can't say I'm too thrilled with this long list of guys, all coming out of nowhere wanting to "bed" you though.

Woah what?!
I'm losing track of people who want to sleep with me now. I don't know if that's a good thing.

No, its definately NOT a great thing. competition sucks, I'm not good with it.

 

[Derf]

It was my idea to create the prison.

I make all the good prison threads.

I have made at least a quarter of all the threads on the whole forum.

I moderate when drunk.

I don't give a shit what you think of me.

I'm the only admin who's seen a naked woman.

I give out more infractions than anybody.

I create all the decent threads.

I keep discussion going.

This forum would be dead without me.

I rock.

I'm better looking that Jonny B.

The Shockaster sucks compared to The J-Man.

I could pull your mum.

I've probably slept with your sister.

I make more money than you.

I've watched 5 series' of The X-Files in a week.

I don't care if you flame me.

You can't upset me.

I don't get all soppy over girls *cough* Will *cough*.

You post because of me.

Everything good about this forum is Jake related.

I can ban you any time I want.

I only stay on as admin so Luther doesn't get the job.

I think Chris Cash is a waste of space.

I would slep with Wills 16 year old.

If I ever met you I would probably pick on you.

You wouldn't like me if you met me. I wouldn't care.

This forum was a dump until I injected a bit of Jake into it.

Talking in the third person only works if you are as cool as Jake.

Jake doesn't give a shit if he can't spell. I don't read my posts. Therefore it's your problem.

Jake is watching Location, Location, Location.

This forum would die without Jake.

Jake thinks Koalamania is as cute as a button.

Jake hates posters who don't talk wrestling.

Jake has a book of wrestling thread ideas. It contains over 500 ideas.

Jake is bored of writing now.

Discuss.

EDIT: I tell people to read the rules. Yet I've never read them myself.

No argument that your the best jake, but anyone that sleeps with MY sister is simply lowering themselves to dog level. Other than that, Good Job!!!

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I thought we were friends?! What the hell man?!

Oh we are, I never said I was GOING to tag your e-wife, I just said "who wouldn't?" I then went on to explain my position of significantly less guilt in case it every did happen.

MY MY someone's a little possessive all of a sudden. That's a sure sign of an abusive relationship.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The e-wedding shit's still being discussed? WTF?