Who Would You Write About?

[CH David]

So I'm currently trying to write an obituary for my Journalism class on Ozzie Guillen. The assignment is to do it for someone living so we can't cheat and look up a dead person's obituary and use it.

So what famous person would you want to write an obituary for?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Jebus.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

My second would be Marylin Manson. My first choice got me bant.

 

[jmt225]

That sounds like a fun and easy assignment.

Anyway... Mike Tyson. Definitely Mike Tyson. I did at least around 5 reports on him throughout my childhood/teenage years for Black History Month. And I didn't cheat either; they were different every single time. I just loved the man.

 

[The Todd]

Emile Heskey. The finest footballer England has ever produced.

 

[Lee]

Miyamoto

 

[Y 2 Jake]

That sounds like a fun and easy assignment.

Anyway... Mike Tyson. Definitely Mike Tyson. I did at least around 5 reports on him throughout my childhood/teenage years for Black History Month. And I didn't cheat either; they were different every single time. I just loved the man.

He's not even my favorite celeb rapist to be honest.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Kobe, Jake?

 

[The Doctor]

Billy Mays.

 

[Dexter]

The assignment is to do it for someone living

Billy Mays.

 

[CH David]

 

[The Doctor]

WELL GEE FINE ASSFACE

RAAAAH MOTHERFUCKER PREPARE TO DIE

Come on, you guys have known me long enough to know I can't read.

 

[Coco]

David Gregory

How long is the box they burry that guy in gonna be?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Kobe, Jake?

Who he? Forgive me if my sex assumption is wrong.

 

[a0161613]

Kobe Bryant?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I had nothing and you gave me nothing. Yeah, I could Google, but I refuse.

 

[CH David]

Jake, Kobe Bryant is a basketball player for the Los Angeles Lakers who was accused of rape in Colorado like 4-5 years ago I think, maybe longer. Probably not the one you are thinking of.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

John Lesley might play baseball these days, I really don't know.

 

[CH David]

No idea.