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First of all, that title isn't quite as catchy as the Kanyon version.
I thought now was the appropriate time to make this thread considering Cena is now the WWE champion. Which isn't something I hate, i just want to take an in-depth view into seeing if he does have all the right tools to be the number one guy in the company.
It's likely to be a long thread. Just an warning in advance.
John Cena has been the main guy for almost a decade, and people expect him to be on top, he is almost a dynasty now. The best are supposed to be on top. You expect the Lakers to succeed in NBA. You expect Barcelona to succeed in 'soccer', and..my intelligence on MLB and NFL is so limited that I won't even attempt to continue this analogy. The conclusion is, the world would just feel wrong without John Cena at the top.
Now let us examine the 5 aspects that should make someone the pinnacle of Sports Entertainment, and see if John Cena is the best option available.
In Ring Ability
Personally, I am not a fan of his style, but that doesn't make him 'the worst wrestler ever!' or call for the many suggestions that he can't wrestle at all.
My rating for this would be a bit lower if I hadn't of watched Tough Enough recently. That show truly shows how talented 99% of the WWE roster are. Every match, every move, requires absolute concentration and trust. And it's very rare you see John Cena make a mistake in the ring. He is technically sound. If he couldn't wrestle, he would be a danger to others inside the ring. He may botch a minimal amount because his ring style is very basic, but his ring style gets a reaction. Therefore I give him a 4/5
Appearance
Physique wise, John Cena has the look. He looks like a champion. You fully believe he has the strength to kick someones arse. Or five people's arse at the same time. Hi Nexus.
But the one aspect that let's Cena down, in my opinion, is his attire. Jorts? Bright colored shirts? Baseball caps? Sweatbands? He looks like he is going down to the beach for a lovely game of volleyball, not like he is going down to a wrestling ring to beat some bitches up.
Overall another 4/5 Quite generous, but his physique balances out the attire from making him look too..dorkish. Which i am not even sure is a word.
Mic. Ability
Probably his strongest point.
When I say Mic. ability, I am leaning more toward his ability to speak on the microphone, rather than actual context. The scripting of promo's makes it really hard to really judge that side.
Speaking on a microphone, in front of tens of thousands of people is actually really harder than it looks. Especially when they are booing you.
So he may say something shockingly corny lines, but he says them with gusto! You believe him when he speaks, he is able to express emotion well. Although sometimes he slides into the territory of 'shouting makes my words seem more important. Please react to my words before i burst a vain!'
Overall Cena has had enough quality promo's in his career to rightfully get a 5/5
Marketability
Cena is a media ****e. I say that in the nicest possible way. Unlike Paris Hilton, who most likely literally ****es herself out to the media.
Cena can attract to all entertainment aspects. He is perfect for the WWE. He can slide into music, tv films, chat shows. No other person can claim to be able to do that. The closest is probably The Miz, but I have little faith in his ability to sing. Or if he would make a believable action hero. I am choosing to discount The Rock because..he would completely ruin my argument. And I can't self sabotage my own theory.
Cena is marketable 5/5
And finally..
Crowd Reaction
Number one face of the company. That means at least 90% cheers, adoration and love. Right? No.
I don't buy into the concept that the face needs for you to cheer for them. Their role in a feud/match is to make you care. To get you invested in the entire thing. Who cares if people are booing the face? It's proof that people are paying attention to the match. Who cares if the heel is being cheered by a minority of the crowd? When a crowd is reacting to the action, it completes the match. A silent crowd with no atmosphere would be awful.
Cena is the best at drawing a reaction. You may find him stale, but you are still watching his matches, if only to see him lose. He gets viewers. He is doing his job. 5/5
Before typing all this up, I wasn't pro-Cena at all. My initial reaction to him winning at Extreme Rules was 'Oh..So this is happening? Okaaay' But a 23/25 Score suggests that he is on top, because he deserves it.
Does anybody else in the WWE score any higher than that? And deserve to replace him? If so Who? and explain why.
It will be interesting if any Cena haters can find a better alternative to the problem, rather than moaning about it.
I thought now was the appropriate time to make this thread considering Cena is now the WWE champion. Which isn't something I hate, i just want to take an in-depth view into seeing if he does have all the right tools to be the number one guy in the company.
It's likely to be a long thread. Just an warning in advance.
John Cena has been the main guy for almost a decade, and people expect him to be on top, he is almost a dynasty now. The best are supposed to be on top. You expect the Lakers to succeed in NBA. You expect Barcelona to succeed in 'soccer', and..my intelligence on MLB and NFL is so limited that I won't even attempt to continue this analogy. The conclusion is, the world would just feel wrong without John Cena at the top.
Now let us examine the 5 aspects that should make someone the pinnacle of Sports Entertainment, and see if John Cena is the best option available.
In Ring Ability
Personally, I am not a fan of his style, but that doesn't make him 'the worst wrestler ever!' or call for the many suggestions that he can't wrestle at all.
My rating for this would be a bit lower if I hadn't of watched Tough Enough recently. That show truly shows how talented 99% of the WWE roster are. Every match, every move, requires absolute concentration and trust. And it's very rare you see John Cena make a mistake in the ring. He is technically sound. If he couldn't wrestle, he would be a danger to others inside the ring. He may botch a minimal amount because his ring style is very basic, but his ring style gets a reaction. Therefore I give him a 4/5
Appearance
Physique wise, John Cena has the look. He looks like a champion. You fully believe he has the strength to kick someones arse. Or five people's arse at the same time. Hi Nexus.
But the one aspect that let's Cena down, in my opinion, is his attire. Jorts? Bright colored shirts? Baseball caps? Sweatbands? He looks like he is going down to the beach for a lovely game of volleyball, not like he is going down to a wrestling ring to beat some bitches up.
Overall another 4/5 Quite generous, but his physique balances out the attire from making him look too..dorkish. Which i am not even sure is a word.
Mic. Ability
Probably his strongest point.
When I say Mic. ability, I am leaning more toward his ability to speak on the microphone, rather than actual context. The scripting of promo's makes it really hard to really judge that side.
Speaking on a microphone, in front of tens of thousands of people is actually really harder than it looks. Especially when they are booing you.
So he may say something shockingly corny lines, but he says them with gusto! You believe him when he speaks, he is able to express emotion well. Although sometimes he slides into the territory of 'shouting makes my words seem more important. Please react to my words before i burst a vain!'
Overall Cena has had enough quality promo's in his career to rightfully get a 5/5
Marketability
Cena is a media ****e. I say that in the nicest possible way. Unlike Paris Hilton, who most likely literally ****es herself out to the media.
Cena can attract to all entertainment aspects. He is perfect for the WWE. He can slide into music, tv films, chat shows. No other person can claim to be able to do that. The closest is probably The Miz, but I have little faith in his ability to sing. Or if he would make a believable action hero. I am choosing to discount The Rock because..he would completely ruin my argument. And I can't self sabotage my own theory.
Cena is marketable 5/5
And finally..
Crowd Reaction
Number one face of the company. That means at least 90% cheers, adoration and love. Right? No.
I don't buy into the concept that the face needs for you to cheer for them. Their role in a feud/match is to make you care. To get you invested in the entire thing. Who cares if people are booing the face? It's proof that people are paying attention to the match. Who cares if the heel is being cheered by a minority of the crowd? When a crowd is reacting to the action, it completes the match. A silent crowd with no atmosphere would be awful.
Cena is the best at drawing a reaction. You may find him stale, but you are still watching his matches, if only to see him lose. He gets viewers. He is doing his job. 5/5
Before typing all this up, I wasn't pro-Cena at all. My initial reaction to him winning at Extreme Rules was 'Oh..So this is happening? Okaaay' But a 23/25 Score suggests that he is on top, because he deserves it.
Does anybody else in the WWE score any higher than that? And deserve to replace him? If so Who? and explain why.
It will be interesting if any Cena haters can find a better alternative to the problem, rather than moaning about it.