Who are you to doubt El Dandy? - The funniest promos thread
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IrishCanadian25
Going on 10 years with WrestleZone
I have to track down the video, but the La Parka promos with Ed Ferrara's dubbing was classic. Having a serious luchador in the ring with subtitles explaining that a big fan he was of skeletor was a riot and a half.
The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh
Tell me what's on ur so called mind
More of a segment than a promo, but....
I'll try and find a video later, but my favourite promo was probably about a year ago. It was at a PPV where Candice was the Women's champion still and i think Matt was the US champ and Jeff won as well. Anyway, the Hardy's were backstage patting each other on the back for winning, when Candice comes along says 'Hi guys' and then grabs a bottle of water from a barrell and then starts pouring it on herself, and doing that twirl thing she used to do when she nothing but eye candy. The camera shot keeps switching from her doing that, to the Hardys struggling to keep themselves from drooling all over the place, when suddenly Ron Simmons appears, he looks at the Hardy's with an expression on his face that says 'what's their problem?' and then he turns, sees Candice and his eyes widen, and he, typically says 'Damn!'. But rather than say it angrily like he used to, he says it in a really weak, voice that sounded like the blood was rushing from his head (which it probably was).
This segment went on for about 5 minutes, and i'm thinking 'yeah, she's happy to be exploited. And?' and then Ron cropped up and i laughed my ass off, and then even harder when he said 'Damn' the way he did.
I'll try and find a video later, but my favourite promo was probably about a year ago. It was at a PPV where Candice was the Women's champion still and i think Matt was the US champ and Jeff won as well. Anyway, the Hardy's were backstage patting each other on the back for winning, when Candice comes along says 'Hi guys' and then grabs a bottle of water from a barrell and then starts pouring it on herself, and doing that twirl thing she used to do when she nothing but eye candy. The camera shot keeps switching from her doing that, to the Hardys struggling to keep themselves from drooling all over the place, when suddenly Ron Simmons appears, he looks at the Hardy's with an expression on his face that says 'what's their problem?' and then he turns, sees Candice and his eyes widen, and he, typically says 'Damn!'. But rather than say it angrily like he used to, he says it in a really weak, voice that sounded like the blood was rushing from his head (which it probably was).
This segment went on for about 5 minutes, and i'm thinking 'yeah, she's happy to be exploited. And?' and then Ron cropped up and i laughed my ass off, and then even harder when he said 'Damn' the way he did.
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
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There you go.
There you go.
agentmichaelscarn
Old School
I don't know if you would call this a promo or just a segment but I thought it was hilarious. Pretty much anything E&C did were gold even if some of the stuff was a bit childish. I love how you can hear the crowd crack up after Christian punks out K-Kwik.
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scott steiner verbally smacking samoa joe as usual:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHJp_DFKGug
"seriously, take ur clothes off and sit on that bench"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHJp_DFKGug
"seriously, take ur clothes off and sit on that bench"
Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
*sigh*
I see I need to open your minds to the funniest promo maker of all time. Here's three of his best.
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I see I need to open your minds to the funniest promo maker of all time. Here's three of his best.
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Afro-Ameri-Spawn
Houston's Hometown Hero
And yet, it STILL pales in comparison to the funniest promo of all time.
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FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
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They should unleash some more Kane comedy magic.
They should unleash some more Kane comedy magic.
slimymeteor
Wellness Policy Violator
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Slyfox edit - Hope that is what you want.
Slyfox edit - Hope that is what you want.
Shadowmancer
I am The Last Baron
always been a fan of this one
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I actually thought about this one earlier. And then after I got the El Dandy one, I forgot about it.
This one cracks me up. As does the Scott Steiner "Numbers" promo. I wish I could find that again.
agentmichaelscarn
Old School
Gotta throw a Kurt Ange promo in here.
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