Ah, yes, wrestling; the only "sport" where you can still be kicking it at seventy, and no one would say a damn thing to you. The sad thing is, I'm actually only half kidding; Abdullah the Butcher is only going to be a spry 69 this year, and will turn seventy in 2011. He still goes about his business, and no one has said a thing about it on these forums, I believe. Consider that for a second, he's currently 69. Pardoning the obvious sexual jokes to come from this, I want you to consider this for me for a second; Everyone knows Bobby Cox, right? Currently, the plan is that Bobby Cox, after 26 years of managing, is going to call it quits after this year. He's considered an old man by all accounts, and people describe his career as one of the longest stints of managing in the history of baseball. His exploits have put him next to names like Bowdon and Paterno (different sport) in terms of staying in a place for a very lonf frickin time. Abdullah the Butcher is the same age, still wrestles, and has 18 more years of experience in his profession than Bobby Cox does.
Of course, Abby has really let himself go over time. Wait, sorry, I mean he's always let himself go. But there are some wrestlers out there who have aged, and aged with grace. Some were still able to put on exceptional matches, long after the age of forty. Of course, there are some that haven't aged so well....
I mean... Maybe I feel a little guilty about mocking a man with ailing health... Ah, who am I fucking, I don't at all. Still, unlike some wrestlers, there are plenty that have aged well, and have done quite well for themselves in the business, past their assumed "prime". Hell, some even defined a new prime for themselves, and molded out new careers. That said, who, to you, carved out the best business past their baby boomer ages? Which wrestler has done the best job putting on excellent matches, and being draws, beyond the age of forty? What is the best case of elderly smackdown?
Which wrestler performs the best at an old age?
I'll give a top five run down, personally. Of course, I'm going to give some qualifications, which are basically, the wrestler had to have performed past the age of forty, and be regularly competing beyond that age. Giving me Vince McMahon coming every now and then for matches isn't going to cut the mustard. I want someone who made the same sacrifices as his younger counterparts, and never missed a step... Context wise...
5. Booker T
Who better to go onto this list than the 5 Time WCW Heavyweight Champion. What's often lost on people was that Booker T was 35 when he won his first WCW Heavyweight Championship. New Blood, huh Vince Russo? Anyway, the man then turned in another good ten years on the road, and quite frankly, by Wrestlemania 23, the man was 42. That itself is shocking, and made even more so that only one year earlier, he had his perhaps best reign with a World Heavyweight Championship, as King Booker. I've always been a Booker mark, but even I was shocked that he would find his greatest noteriety in the business as an elder man. Booker T, just as good in the business as he was ten years earlier. Kinda makes you forget, you know, he's old.
4. Hollywood Hogan
Yes, yes, shock and awe, shock and awe. Look, just because Hogan's ring work wasn't great, doesn't mean we can't deny the draw the man is to the wrestling business, especially with the nWo, where he was a young 43 years old upon joining. Let's not get confused, Hogan is solely on this list because of his ability to sell tickets, even with his age. Even in 2002, how many people lined up to now see a 48 year old Hogan tkae the WWE Title, and have one last run of glory. It may have been a victory lap, yes, but you can't deny that even at an advanced age, the man still sold tickets. Granted, he goes to #4, because he couldn't work as well. Then again, I think that has more to do with the formulas of his matches, and little to do with his actual ability.
3. Shawn Michaels
His return to the ring back in 2002 was miraculous, not just for the fact that he had broken his back four years ago, but because, but because when he returned to the business, he was a light hearted, 38 year old man. He'd procede to go out, and usually have the best matches of the night. Of course, I have two problems with Shawn. First of all, I feel as though Shawn could have used this time to actually put over others in the ring, which, well, he didn't really. Second, he didn't exactly have the same schedule all the boys did. That said, his work past the age of forty is to commended, and quite frankly, may have been the best in ring product for his geezer status. But those two things about him have to knock him down to #3.
2. Ric Flair
Forget the Ric Flair that was a caricature of himself in the 2000s, though I did like some of his work. Remember his work in the early forties, either with WWE or WCW. Hell, when he was forty, he had arguably the best Wrestlemania match of all time with Randy Savage at Wrestlemania VIII. His work in WCW from 1993-1998 just defies logic, really, it really does. No one should be that good at that age. Even in WWE, he probably worked better than 75% of the roster at the time, well at the age of fifty. Flair is the most widely accepted old man in the business, and while he may not be the best, he's damn near the top.
And the Number one choice on my list....
I mean, my God, take a look at his before and after pictures:
I've said before how much I hate how his Hardcore Wrestling has impacted the way people view him, as some now view him as nothing more than a "Hardcore Wrestler". That said, Terry Funk didn't just outperform everyone on this list, he redefined himself with his work past forty. What is it, Middle Aged and Crazy? That's the Funker right there. Though I lament that his technical skills are long forgotten, it takes a lot of guts to redefine your career, at a point in wrestling in which you may not be sure what to do with yourself. Hell, Terry Funk should really be viewed on the same level as a pioneer in wrestling as someone like a Hulk Hogan, or a Ric Flair. Paul Heyman credits Terry Funk for keeping ECW alive, and though I have my doubts, I can definitely see that being the case. Whether or not I like to admit it, Funk's hardcore antics at the age. Still, it's pretty evident that Terry could still go in the ring as a technician, still far better than just about any other worker for his age. Here, let's watch one of his "retirement" matches, against Bret Hart. Mind you, this was Terry Funk as the age of 53
Terry Funk; Middle Aged and Crazy? No. Middle Aged and Awesome.
Anyway, that's just me. Which wrestler worked the best past forty?
Of course, Abby has really let himself go over time. Wait, sorry, I mean he's always let himself go. But there are some wrestlers out there who have aged, and aged with grace. Some were still able to put on exceptional matches, long after the age of forty. Of course, there are some that haven't aged so well....
I mean... Maybe I feel a little guilty about mocking a man with ailing health... Ah, who am I fucking, I don't at all. Still, unlike some wrestlers, there are plenty that have aged well, and have done quite well for themselves in the business, past their assumed "prime". Hell, some even defined a new prime for themselves, and molded out new careers. That said, who, to you, carved out the best business past their baby boomer ages? Which wrestler has done the best job putting on excellent matches, and being draws, beyond the age of forty? What is the best case of elderly smackdown?
Which wrestler performs the best at an old age?
I'll give a top five run down, personally. Of course, I'm going to give some qualifications, which are basically, the wrestler had to have performed past the age of forty, and be regularly competing beyond that age. Giving me Vince McMahon coming every now and then for matches isn't going to cut the mustard. I want someone who made the same sacrifices as his younger counterparts, and never missed a step... Context wise...
5. Booker T
Who better to go onto this list than the 5 Time WCW Heavyweight Champion. What's often lost on people was that Booker T was 35 when he won his first WCW Heavyweight Championship. New Blood, huh Vince Russo? Anyway, the man then turned in another good ten years on the road, and quite frankly, by Wrestlemania 23, the man was 42. That itself is shocking, and made even more so that only one year earlier, he had his perhaps best reign with a World Heavyweight Championship, as King Booker. I've always been a Booker mark, but even I was shocked that he would find his greatest noteriety in the business as an elder man. Booker T, just as good in the business as he was ten years earlier. Kinda makes you forget, you know, he's old.
4. Hollywood Hogan
Yes, yes, shock and awe, shock and awe. Look, just because Hogan's ring work wasn't great, doesn't mean we can't deny the draw the man is to the wrestling business, especially with the nWo, where he was a young 43 years old upon joining. Let's not get confused, Hogan is solely on this list because of his ability to sell tickets, even with his age. Even in 2002, how many people lined up to now see a 48 year old Hogan tkae the WWE Title, and have one last run of glory. It may have been a victory lap, yes, but you can't deny that even at an advanced age, the man still sold tickets. Granted, he goes to #4, because he couldn't work as well. Then again, I think that has more to do with the formulas of his matches, and little to do with his actual ability.
3. Shawn Michaels
His return to the ring back in 2002 was miraculous, not just for the fact that he had broken his back four years ago, but because, but because when he returned to the business, he was a light hearted, 38 year old man. He'd procede to go out, and usually have the best matches of the night. Of course, I have two problems with Shawn. First of all, I feel as though Shawn could have used this time to actually put over others in the ring, which, well, he didn't really. Second, he didn't exactly have the same schedule all the boys did. That said, his work past the age of forty is to commended, and quite frankly, may have been the best in ring product for his geezer status. But those two things about him have to knock him down to #3.
2. Ric Flair
Forget the Ric Flair that was a caricature of himself in the 2000s, though I did like some of his work. Remember his work in the early forties, either with WWE or WCW. Hell, when he was forty, he had arguably the best Wrestlemania match of all time with Randy Savage at Wrestlemania VIII. His work in WCW from 1993-1998 just defies logic, really, it really does. No one should be that good at that age. Even in WWE, he probably worked better than 75% of the roster at the time, well at the age of fifty. Flair is the most widely accepted old man in the business, and while he may not be the best, he's damn near the top.
And the Number one choice on my list....
I mean, my God, take a look at his before and after pictures:
I've said before how much I hate how his Hardcore Wrestling has impacted the way people view him, as some now view him as nothing more than a "Hardcore Wrestler". That said, Terry Funk didn't just outperform everyone on this list, he redefined himself with his work past forty. What is it, Middle Aged and Crazy? That's the Funker right there. Though I lament that his technical skills are long forgotten, it takes a lot of guts to redefine your career, at a point in wrestling in which you may not be sure what to do with yourself. Hell, Terry Funk should really be viewed on the same level as a pioneer in wrestling as someone like a Hulk Hogan, or a Ric Flair. Paul Heyman credits Terry Funk for keeping ECW alive, and though I have my doubts, I can definitely see that being the case. Whether or not I like to admit it, Funk's hardcore antics at the age. Still, it's pretty evident that Terry could still go in the ring as a technician, still far better than just about any other worker for his age. Here, let's watch one of his "retirement" matches, against Bret Hart. Mind you, this was Terry Funk as the age of 53
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Anyway, that's just me. Which wrestler worked the best past forty?