Which Hardy Brother dies first, and how?

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Matt Hardy. Whacked by a ghost in The Ballroom with the Candlestick.

 

[Alex]

Well at the rate he's going it'll be Matt.

Jeff it seems doesn't get fucked up unless he's working.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Problem solved. Nobody book Jeff Hardy, it'll benefit me and him.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Jeff Hardy literally returns this coming week, so there is that idea gone.

And Matt will die first through suffication, attempting to fit into a large sized t-shirt.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Matt's dying first by the was of Mama Cass Elliot, choking on a ham sandwich.

Jeff's gonna die from drinking paint thinner as all other drugs aren't "doing it" for him.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Jeff Hardy literally returns this coming week, so there is that idea gone.

Fucking TNA. It's like they're trying to lose fans. And on that bombshell I think I've come to realize Russo is a kind of genius. Surely it's immense talent to get so many people to dislike you and still have a job.

It'd be like if Gordon Brown actually managed to win the election.

 

[Coco]

Matt's probably gonna die first as a result of not following the rules on his tour of a chocolate factory. Yeah, those Oompa-Loompa's sure have gotten trigger-happy.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Fucking TNA. It's like they're trying to lose fans. And on that bombshell I think I've come to realize Russo is a kind of genius. Surely it's immense talent to get so many people to dislike you and still have a job.

Until he was fired, Matt had that same talent. And from this evenings reports, he also thought he could fly down stairs.

Wrong again MATTHEW.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Sickening. If this was a family member of yours, would you be making a stupid ass thread betting on when they die? You don't have to like him, but god damn, outside of the stupid shit he has said and done, he's still human.

 

[Coco]

You don't have to like him, but god damn, outside of the stupid shit he has said and done, he's still human.

Some might even argue that he's never not been human. But Slyfox just enjoys being contrary.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

FUCKING LOL!

 

[shattered dreams]

Sickening. If this was a family member of yours, would you be making a stupid ass thread betting on when they die? You don't have to like him, but god damn, outside of the stupid shit he has said and done, he's still human.

+1

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I'm just dicing with probability. Time for this:

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[Vintage Nick]

Matt Hardy, choking on sour grapes.

No, seriously. He chokes on grapes.

 

[Murphy]

Matt will be found dead with his pants down next to a picture of Lita.

 

[The Crock]

Matt will be found dead with his pants down next to a picture of Lita.

If you were semi-funny I'd let this go, but this was an abortion. Now, before you retort with the usual drivel, stop and think... If only for the first time in your life. You will be amazed at how just one moment of thinking can make you seem significantly less stupid.

 

[Burnout]

Agree with Monkey.

Just because you don't have a close connection to them, doesn't give you the right to say shit about them. Get a life.

 

[Murphy]

What am I expected to do from here? Beg for your forgiveness? Well I'm sorry I didn't live up to your standards, and I'm sorry I answered the question the thread asked. There's no need to get so worked up over a post.

 

[The Crock]

Agree with Monkey.

Just because you don't have a close connection to them, doesn't give you the right to say shit about them. Get a life.

Spoiler

What am I expected to do from here? Beg for your forgiveness? Well I'm sorry I didn't live up to your standards, and I'm sorry I answered the question the thread asked. There's no need to get so worked up over a post.

Unbelievable.

 

[Coco]

Jesus. Is white-knighting for Matt Hardy on the internet going to get him to put down the meth? If not, feel free to do something proactive and fly out to North Carolina to give him a proper hug.

 

[The Crock]

Jesus. Is white-knighting for Matt Hardy on the internet going to get him to put down the meth? If not, feel free to do something proactive and fly out to North Carolina to give him a proper hug.

I'm not THAT committed to the cause.

 

[Coco]

Well at least try to engage him in some proper cyber sex and entertain me.

 

[The Crock]

The Becca/KB thread is in the GSD, Coco.

 

[772Attitude]

LMAO The artist formerly known as Prince Iaukea is gonna die first.

 

[Sully]

They're both going to die at the same time, after the ghost get's em.

I don't know why that ghost keeps bugging them...you think he'd be to busy travelling around for Smackdown and picking fights with Mark Henry.