Where in the blue "shell" is Shark Boy? And who the shell cares?

[Marty2Hotty]

He has completely vanished off the face of the TNA world. I went to shoptna.com and his shirt is STILL on the top 10 top sellers.

So, when is TNA going to start using this guy again? They put Curry Man in Team TNA for the World X Cup, yet they won't put a guy who's been at TNA since pretty much the beginning - Shark Boy...

Are they planning on letting stomp mudholes in people's "basses" anytime soon? I still don't understand why they stopped using him. Is it due to some people online complaining? If that's the case, TNA has got to grow some balls. He got one of the biggest pop, sold shirts, and TNA is not using him?

I hope he is on this week's iMPACT!. Comeon...

Does anyone else here know where he is?

[PS: I tried to add some more thoughts on this post rather than saying "where is he?" so they won't ban me again for spamming, haha]

 

[mstaken]

I feel your pain on the spamming deal. I had that happen to me on my second post ever! Oops! Maybe they are saving Shark Boy for house shows? They are keeping Abyss off of television to avoid over exposure and to use him as an "attraction". Maybe, TNA is doing the same with Shark Boy? It has been a pattern with TNA lately that if you disappear off the television for awhile, you are finished with the company. I make that assumption based on the company parting ways with Judas Mesias, James Mitchell, Rellik, Elix Skipper, etc. I was wondering where Black Reign and Crystal Louthan went off to? TNA seems to have a Bermuda Triangle in the backstage that makes performers disappear without warning and explanation. I read someplace that Shark Boy was working on a television show pilot. Maybe, he is off filming his show? I honestly don't think that TNA will cut Shark Boy. He has been selling merchandise but, after the demise of James Mitchell, anything is possible with TNA.

 

[andremt9]

i asked for Sharky this week,but i don't got a answer.

If GG is saying that is coming great stuff to Sharky's fans,lets see it on Impact


I continue thinking that Shark Boy could pair with Daffney in Shark Girl Gimmick,a weird couple and some funny segments and popularity rises again .

I hated Shark Boy in his past,and i don't like copied caracters,but TNA did the right thing in make him "Stone Cold" Shark Boy,cause Sharky played it so good and now i'm a Shark Boy's Fan

 

[TheOneBigWill]

great stuff for shark boy fans coming up on this week's shows.

Your gonna have him defeat Petey Williams for the X-Division Championship aren't you? I knew it.

If you do this, you at least MUST pair him and Taylor Wilde together. You can call it "The Adventures of Sharkboy and No-Name Girl!"

Give the fans sets of 3-D glasses with the lens cut out. See if they notice the difference or actually think they're seeing them in 3-D!!!!

That'll help Sharky get a bit of revenge for that movie that was made with his name.

Seriously though. I hope Sharkboy isn't about to win the X-Division Championship. I don't believe hes right for the title, unless the message you're trying to send out to everyone is colorful gimmicks equal Championships.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Ouch...you'd almost think he named you in an article or something Will. lol

As for sharkboy, it's a fact that fans hate things being shoved down their throats (ala John Cena title reign)...they're saving him so people won't bitch about him.

And I've said it before, do you really think that TNA care what a small portion of fans care if it sells things, stop whining about the internet and trust the TNA creative you worship for giving you Stone Cold Sharkboy.

In all seriousness though, they've enough storylines at present so have some patience and let them develop other characters. I mean, the World X-Cup, Beautiful People/Gail Kim, AJ/Angles, Joe/Nash/Booker. Hell, Sting isn't even getting on television lately and I'm not sure they're going to release him any time soon so relax and watch the rest of the show...there's more to life than sharkboy

 

[Kfabe]

From what I've been seeing, Sharkboy has been off Impact but has been heavily involved with the online stuff like "The Spin Cycle."

And might I add that the more I hear Shark Boy on the mic, the more I'm realising how foooooking great he is!
Honestly, he may not be the best wrestler but he's amazing on the stick!!! Plus he's freaking hillarious!

Could very well be the answer to the 3rd announcer debate !

Anyway... Thats where Shark Boy is

 

[Kyphael]

Where in the blue shell is Shark Boy, you ask?

Not on my television and I hope it stays that way! But in all seriousness, he'll never be anything but a jobber and with the Steve Austin gimmick, he was a glorified jobber. Like Gilberg! And like Gilberg and all other glorified jobbers, he'll soon fade and probably come to Wrestlezone and write some articles... like Disco Inferno!

 

[doublej_TNA]

I have been wondering where good ol Sharkboy 24-7 is myself!!
He really is THE most under rated guy today.. look at his resume, MULTIPLE champ in every indy promotion he has been in.
This guy is GREAT on mic.. and only needs 1 X-division title run to solidify him forever!
1 single nationally recognised championship. and then yes he may make a great great anouncer, but i hope to see him back really soon!!

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Sharkboy is currently hosting a piece on the Spin Cycle net show called "Dirty Laundy" . it seems as it he may be taking a role as a backstage interviewer or something. This would be very good as he has the skills to work a mic on the small scale (no pun intended). He also might be good if thy let him sit in as a third on the announcing team from time to time. Sharkboy still has a few endless possibilities and should not be thought of as merely a jobber. Every dedicated jobber in a company gets a reward for their loyalty with a run every now and then. it happened with Barry Harowitz, it happened with Steve Lombardi, and it even happened with Duane Gill.

I think that Sharkboy ranks tail and fin above that list by far and probably should get a mini-run with the tag titles or something as it would just add another level of entertainment to the run that this TNA original has been on during his career. And that's the fishing li-iiine, because old Spawn said so.

 

[Marty2Hotty]

Originally Posted by gg inferno
great stuff for shark boy fans coming up on this week's shows.

Is this for real? I read the spoilers and didn't see any mention of Shark BOy, so I"m guessing it's just a few minutes of pre-tapes.. he needs longer segments. If so, I can't wait for Stone COld Shark Boy to freakin stun the hell out of Jim Cornette. He can play the disgruntled guy who never got TV time for the past two months. Cornette can blame someone else "We didn't have anything for you".

"IF you want to see SHark Boy stomp a mudhole in Jim Cornette's Bass, give me a shell yeah"

(once the segment gets really heated, and the fans really cheer for Shark Boy)..

Cornette can say Shark Boy will be in a match to possibly get the X TItle. Shark Boy will go, "so you're gonna give Shark BOy a chance to get the title.. I just want to say thank you..." Cornette smiles. "Thank you for being a dumb son of a bitch" STUNNNER

"NEVER TRUST A SHARK" " AND THAT"S THE FISHIN LINE BECAUSE SHARK BOY SAID SO"

Theme starts.. he gets the water...

A great segment like that will bring the buzz back to Shark Boy!!!!

His shirt is still on the top 10. I dont konw if shoptna.com has fake info or not but it's still a top 10 seller as of yesterday

If Gilbertti says there are great stuff lined up for Shark Boy, can he explain why they didn't use him for the past 5 months when he sold the most shirts at house show, is still in the top 10, and gets the huge pops at house shows....

I think if Russo writes him in segments like he used to do Stone Cold, it'd be great...

Damn, when's someone going to stun Cornette.... That's the first thing I"d write if TNA gave me creative control. I'd put this guy on the air a little more.. while pushing all the top guys on TNA

aGain, can someone tell me when glenn made that quote about shark boy getting some air time this week

 

[finoj05]

I think if Russo writes him in segments like he used to do Stone Cold, it'd be great...

Damn, when's someone going to stun Cornette.... That's the first thing I"d write if TNA gave me creative control. I'd put this guy on the air a little more.. while pushing all the top guys on TNA

So the first thing you would do if you were given creative control, is to spoof what has been done before? So that is control, not creative control.

In all seriousness though, i am glad they are keeping Shark Boy off TV. He is a GREAT comedy act and will sell T-shirts and sustain ratings if he wins or loses, but in a time where they are pushing toward Bound For Glory and are trying to push a slightly more serious product, Shark Boy is better off saved for House Shows and till he is needed on TV.

They won't get rid of him though, he is an asset. Mitchell has nothing more he could do in TNA. His gimmick has run its course and for Abyss to turn a corner and move on, Mitchell needed to go. Elix Skipper, while useful, didn't have much value to him. Rellik was a jobbing monster. Comparing Shark Boy to those other characters is no the same. He has so much more value as an act.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

The better question is "Who The Hell Cares."


He bores the hell out of me. I like TNA but they were spending too much time spoofing something that never should have been spoofed in the first place. You know the reason why Stone Cold does not care, it's because he knows it will not amount to anything. It's pretty much "Hey look at what those little kids over here are doing, ain't that adorable."

For all I care they could have Shark Boy get eaten by a guppie. It would probably be more entertaining in the long run.

 

[TNAw00t]

The better question is "Who The Hell Cares."

you mean who the SHELL cares

He bores the hell out of me. I like TNA but they were spending too much time spoofing something that never should have been spoofed in the first place. You know the reason why Stone Cold does not care, it's because he knows it will not amount to anything. It's pretty much "Hey look at what those little kids over here are doing, ain't that adorable."

For all I care they could have Shark Boy get eaten by a guppie. It would probably be more entertaining in the long run.

i dont really like the stone cold sharkboy either...he didnt really do athletic stuff like he would before, and i watched TNA cause i liked it more than WWE...i didnt want to see more WWE in TNA