Seriously, just look at that face and tell me that doesn't scream "douchebag". What the fuck? Seriously.
We have Michael Cole going around calling debuting wrestler's moves vintage, Jerry Lawler still stuck in 1997 mode by hitting on all the divas on-air, Jim Ross still thinking that "slobberknockers" should mean something besides my spit on a woman's tit, Taz needing a step ladder to get on his high horse, and Matt Striker pretending he's gay. Or, maybe he doesn't pretend, I don't know.
Seriously, what happened to the good ole days when announcers weren't douchebags?