What's boner etiquette in a sauna

[latino World order]

Like you're in a sauna and you get a boner. What is the accepted, proper thing to do?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Wank it.


What else is there to do?

 

[Hawkeye]

Wank it.


What else is there to do?

That's hot.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I'm hoping your surrounded by the ladies in this sauna, and if that's the case, a proper women would willingly take care of that problem, with her mouth and throat. You, continue to enjoy the sauna, as if nothing is happening.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

just ask them if they want to see a magic trick and then stand up

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

What the fuck are you getting a boner in a sauna for? Anyway, if they allow to bring in towels, cover yourself.

 

[Via Armbar]

Most of the boners I know are rude assholes, so I doubt they have any sense of etiquette. Whether it's in a sauna or not.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I'm hoping your surrounded by the ladies in this sauna, and if that's the case, a proper women would willingly take care of that problem, with her mouth and throat. You, continue to enjoy the sauna, as if nothing is happening.

 

[Super Hans]

Put down the Muscle and Fitness magazine and cross your legs like a girl.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Oh, well before you go in, you check you aren't 13 years old.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

You're just full of surprises aren't you LWO?

 

[Rizza]

I suppose trying to hide it is in order. If you can't do that, and its clearly visible you might as well not say anything about, or try to explain it. There is nothing you can say in this case that will help. Just hope your the only one in there with a boner.

 

[Razor]

If you're gay and you're with a gay buddy, ask him to help you out.

If you identify as heterosexual, well, you might want to rethink that.

 

[latino World order]

I was thinking I should issue some sort of warning.

 

[Hawkeye]

So you really got a boner in a sauna?

 

[latino World order]

 

[LitasRevenge79]

just ask them if they want to see a magic trick and then stand up

Ask them if they want to see a magic trick. you first make the limp wand go rock solid. Then you can make 'mayonaise' appear from the magic wand.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

I don't know about etiquette but get your ladies friend (if she is in the pool) to rub it out for you.

If not........ Well it's just going to get abit awkward for you. Hey atleast you don't have a boner in the sp........... don;t worry.