What went wrong? Pt 1...

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This is the first in what will hopefully be a long line of in depth reviews of what went wrong in the careers of several promising Superstars...Now i know your all holding your breath in anticipation of who the 1st Superstar is...well i will announce that after this commercial from...

LIGHT STRIKE!!!!!!

Anywho...my first look will be at David "A-List" Otunga...

I remember the day like it was last year...I was "there" in "attendance" (on my couch, right here, in Portsmouth, England watching a downloaded copy) and you could hear the deafening Pop from the crowd as one of the most anticipated Debuts in WWE history was unfolding before our very eyes on the Grandest Stage of them all...David Otunga dominated John Cena (who clearly fell asleep on the tan bed that day) and we all could see this man was destined for greatness....

On February 16, 2010, it was announced that Otunga would be wrestling on the first season of WWE NXT under his real name, with R-Truth as his storyline mentor. He made his debut on the inaugural episode of NXT on February 23, quickly defeating Darren Young (really? thats not John Cena??).

OK so what happened NXT (see what i did there?) didnt quite go according to plan, Otunga didnt win the competition, but then we all know he didnt need that rub, this man was clearly a future Hall of Famer, who couldnt see that???

But...there was a saving grace, on June 7th, the debut of the greatest faction (well, shudve been anyway) ever to grace the WWE Ring ended an all round dissapointing Raw, still leaving an impression that would spark the IWC into a frenzy. The man behind all this?? surely David Otunga, after all he outpromoed Wade Barrett, outwrestled Daniel Bryan Danielson Bryan and outflew Justin Gabriel.

But no, once again Otunga was overlooked for Wade Barrett, but again, surely so this was only so Otunga could turn on him down the road and branch out from the group, he was going to be the biggest face, the man that could finally allow John Cena to turn face...but no...

Now we are down to this rediculous, demeaning lawyer gimmick. I mean come on, Otunga only did that degree because he was bored one night!! stop going on about it!!

Well i have looked at all the evidence, and its clearly not Otungas impressive performances which have let him down...the only thing i can think of is...

JENNIFER HUDSON!!!

That coat tail riding, money grabbing, two bit hoe is costing David Otunga his shot at greatness!!! After all, who would she be without Otunga??? This barely average "singer" has been gifted award after award just so the organisers can get David Otunga to their ceremonies!!! Punk alluded to it on Raw...type in David Otunga and all you get is Jennifer bloody Hudson!!! WWE dont want to be associated with someone like that...i mean if she was worth anything then surely she wouldve guest hosted Raw by now???

Otunga needs to ditch her...Morrison is a shining example of what a bad apple of a partner can do to your career, for David sake, for Vinces sake, for the WWE Universes sake, FOR THE FUTURE OF WRESTLINGS SAKE...Ditch Jennifer Hudson and become the star your destined to be!!!!

Thoughts?
 
So having an incredibly successful and famous wife is bad for a wrestler?

Haha, fuck no.

EDIT: I didn't read it all. He's a troll. Great. I feel like a fool of a took.
 
So having an incredibly successful and famous wife is bad for a wrestler?

Haha, fuck no.

EDIT: I didn't read it all. He's a troll. Great. I feel like a fool of a took.

LOL not trolling, just a bit of saturday night sarcasm...if i wanted to get an angry response id post some crazy Chris Benoit conspiracy theory..oh thats already been done today...DOH!!
 

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