Richie Cult
Dark Match Winner
You have seen bad ones and you have seen great ones. Is there a recipe?
01) BIG NAMES: I am sure some pure wrestling fans (and independent wrestling fans) will disagree with me on this but I like superstars. I do occasionally enjoy a superstar vs. jobber squash match like the WWF in the 80's to build a character up, but then pit them vs. other superstars in the weeks to follow.
02) FEUD VS. DREAM MATCH: Some people call dream matches matches that could never take place (Andre vs. Big Show or Lou Thesz vs Kurt Angle for example) so maybe I am not calling it by the right name. When Hulk Hogan vs. The Rock took place for the first time (dream match), I thought it was so special that I was extremely excited to see it. On the flip side, Steve Austin vs. The Rock or Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker for the umpteenth time (feud) does not excite me as much. A little, but you feel that if you accidentally missed a Triple H vs. Mankind / Mick Foley / Dude Love match, you would be OK in life.
03) FINISHING MOVES: I am not saying that a finishing move always has to "finish the match" or even that a finishing move has to be properly executed, but I do get excited when I see at least an attempt. Same thing applies to signature moves.
04) GIMMICK MATCHES: Should be rare. Should be special. Should be rarely on free TV. Should be utilized to end feuds. I am not a fan of making a gimmick match a "theme for a PPV". I was a little forgiving with TNA Lockdown because their cage took a long time to assemble, but even then, the cage implied that all feuds were coming to a head at this PPV.
05) LENGTH OF MATCH: Are we more liberal when we view a match on free T.V. to it's length as opposed to purchasing a ticket and expecting a longer match? Or is there a good time parameter for a match?
Matches that are too short usually suck, but I can forgive them in rare cases such as:
a) One of the wrestlers came into a promoted match injured and cannot go the distance. I would rather see a short match with a "superstar" than a couple of "no names" wrestling a 20 minute match.
b) For some reason, I was sort of OK with Ultimate Warrior destroying Honky Tonk Man before he could even get his outfit off just to prove a point that Ultimate Warrior was "that damn powerful" and it made for a more impressive match vs. Hogan at WM 6. I do however wish that Ultimate Warrior did it to a "transitional champion" as opposed to the "longest reigning I-C Champion" AND I wish there was a rematch in which Honky Tonk Man got to wrestle a full match (but still lose).
c) I was totally OK with King Kong Bundy destroying S.D. Jones at WM 1 for the same reason of building Bundy up vs. Hogan at WM 2. At least this one did not come at the expense of a superstar like Honky Tonk Man.
d) I think a descent match length is 8-15 minutes for a non-main event and 15-25 minutes for a main event, UNLESS endurance is part of the angle, like a 60 minute iron man match (and those should be rare and special)
06) SPECIAL SPOTS: Mankind flying off of a Hell in a Cell cage is a good example, but I am actually more compassionate to wrestlers so I hope that really dangerous acts like that are very rare and I thank God that Mick Foley is "O.K." after that. Side note: I used to enjoy chair shots to the heads, but they are starting to bother me since the Benoit tragedy and Christopher Nowinski retirement due to concussions. Only do it if the wrestler can protect themselves (hands, arms) better.
07) PSYCHOLOGY: I like when a wrestler attacks a certain body part over an over in an attempt to weaken it. It seems to show intelligence instead of just beating up an opponent. In my opinion, it becomes a cool factor for the match.
08) BLOOD: Not a big fan of blood. Ric Flair would always bleed in his bleached white hair for a cheap effect. I think bleeding should be rare, but not as rare as gimmick matches. Maybe 1 in 16 matches should involve bleeding. What is your blood/match ratio? (LOL)
09) CLEAN VS. DIRTY FINISHES: I like both, but I must say that I enjoy A.J. Styles as a face to a heel because he does less "phenomenal moves" when he is a heel.
10) FACE / HEEL TURN DURING THE MATCH OR IMMEDIATELY AFTER: Usually makes for a special event. I remember The Dream Team breaking up and Greg Valentine & Dino Bravo leaving Brutus Beefcake abandoned, Mr. Wonderful turning on Hogan and piledriving him after the match. Shawn Michaels superkicking Hogan was also cool.
Did I miss anything?
Please contribute your thoughts, agreements, and disagreements.
(coming soon: What makes a Great Wrestling Card / Event?)
01) BIG NAMES: I am sure some pure wrestling fans (and independent wrestling fans) will disagree with me on this but I like superstars. I do occasionally enjoy a superstar vs. jobber squash match like the WWF in the 80's to build a character up, but then pit them vs. other superstars in the weeks to follow.
02) FEUD VS. DREAM MATCH: Some people call dream matches matches that could never take place (Andre vs. Big Show or Lou Thesz vs Kurt Angle for example) so maybe I am not calling it by the right name. When Hulk Hogan vs. The Rock took place for the first time (dream match), I thought it was so special that I was extremely excited to see it. On the flip side, Steve Austin vs. The Rock or Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker for the umpteenth time (feud) does not excite me as much. A little, but you feel that if you accidentally missed a Triple H vs. Mankind / Mick Foley / Dude Love match, you would be OK in life.
03) FINISHING MOVES: I am not saying that a finishing move always has to "finish the match" or even that a finishing move has to be properly executed, but I do get excited when I see at least an attempt. Same thing applies to signature moves.
04) GIMMICK MATCHES: Should be rare. Should be special. Should be rarely on free TV. Should be utilized to end feuds. I am not a fan of making a gimmick match a "theme for a PPV". I was a little forgiving with TNA Lockdown because their cage took a long time to assemble, but even then, the cage implied that all feuds were coming to a head at this PPV.
05) LENGTH OF MATCH: Are we more liberal when we view a match on free T.V. to it's length as opposed to purchasing a ticket and expecting a longer match? Or is there a good time parameter for a match?
Matches that are too short usually suck, but I can forgive them in rare cases such as:
a) One of the wrestlers came into a promoted match injured and cannot go the distance. I would rather see a short match with a "superstar" than a couple of "no names" wrestling a 20 minute match.
b) For some reason, I was sort of OK with Ultimate Warrior destroying Honky Tonk Man before he could even get his outfit off just to prove a point that Ultimate Warrior was "that damn powerful" and it made for a more impressive match vs. Hogan at WM 6. I do however wish that Ultimate Warrior did it to a "transitional champion" as opposed to the "longest reigning I-C Champion" AND I wish there was a rematch in which Honky Tonk Man got to wrestle a full match (but still lose).
c) I was totally OK with King Kong Bundy destroying S.D. Jones at WM 1 for the same reason of building Bundy up vs. Hogan at WM 2. At least this one did not come at the expense of a superstar like Honky Tonk Man.
d) I think a descent match length is 8-15 minutes for a non-main event and 15-25 minutes for a main event, UNLESS endurance is part of the angle, like a 60 minute iron man match (and those should be rare and special)
06) SPECIAL SPOTS: Mankind flying off of a Hell in a Cell cage is a good example, but I am actually more compassionate to wrestlers so I hope that really dangerous acts like that are very rare and I thank God that Mick Foley is "O.K." after that. Side note: I used to enjoy chair shots to the heads, but they are starting to bother me since the Benoit tragedy and Christopher Nowinski retirement due to concussions. Only do it if the wrestler can protect themselves (hands, arms) better.
07) PSYCHOLOGY: I like when a wrestler attacks a certain body part over an over in an attempt to weaken it. It seems to show intelligence instead of just beating up an opponent. In my opinion, it becomes a cool factor for the match.
08) BLOOD: Not a big fan of blood. Ric Flair would always bleed in his bleached white hair for a cheap effect. I think bleeding should be rare, but not as rare as gimmick matches. Maybe 1 in 16 matches should involve bleeding. What is your blood/match ratio? (LOL)
09) CLEAN VS. DIRTY FINISHES: I like both, but I must say that I enjoy A.J. Styles as a face to a heel because he does less "phenomenal moves" when he is a heel.
10) FACE / HEEL TURN DURING THE MATCH OR IMMEDIATELY AFTER: Usually makes for a special event. I remember The Dream Team breaking up and Greg Valentine & Dino Bravo leaving Brutus Beefcake abandoned, Mr. Wonderful turning on Hogan and piledriving him after the match. Shawn Michaels superkicking Hogan was also cool.
Did I miss anything?
Please contribute your thoughts, agreements, and disagreements.
(coming soon: What makes a Great Wrestling Card / Event?)