The alternate universe...the bizarro world...the twilight zone. In the world of wrestling, they are all quite real, if only in the mind of GoatfaceKiller. This is not the WWF...this...is the WW"iF"!
Ok, let's say that Scott Hall and Kevin Nash DON'T jump ship and join Ted Turner's WCW back in the summer of 1996. At that time, the WWF was starting to usher in a new wave of talent that would later go on to springboard the company into its famed "Attitude Era". The other guys down south were beginning to sign big talents that made their marks in Japan, Mexico and a little known northeastern promotion based out of south Philly called ECW.
"Uncle" Eric Bischoff was wheeling and dealing like nobody's business, while Vince "Grapefruits" McMahon was starting to languish in mediocrity, as the past few years had produced nothing but various scandals within his company, sad and cartoony gimmicks that would send even Hulk Hogan into a tailspin that he'd never recover from, and a noticable decrease in the Nielsens and PPV buyrates for his shows.
Enter two rather sizeable players in the WWF scheme of things...Scott Hall, aka Razor Ramon...and Kevin Nash, aka Diesel. Both of them were much larger than the average man, or even wrestler. They both had unique styles and a decent repetoire of moves to hit opponents with. Razor had held the Intercontinetal Title 4 times, which was unheard of back then...and Diesel had been a 3 time WWF Champion, also no small feat. They both drew crowds and their merchandise was a hot commodity among folks of all ages.
Now, I don't know if they become disenfranchised with the direction the company was moving in...not really my place to say one way or the other. I just know that Turner's money was guaranteed, while McMahon's was anything but. It's not like he was bouncing checks as if his name was Paul Heyman or anything, but to wrestlers that work grueling schedules and have families to support, it was basically impossible to turn down guaranteed dough. So they signed with WCW, ended up forming the New World Order, turned the wrestling world literally upside down...and the rest, as they say, is history.
But what if they had decided to remain loyal to the Genetic Jackhammer and stay at Titan Towers up north? Well, let's just say that even the hardcore bingo hall would have felt massive ripple effects...well, ok, not massive...but damnit, they wouldn't have been able to give us the phenomenon that was the bWo! *sigh*
Anyway, so Razor and Diesel go on to have good years in 1996. Razor doesn't get caught up in the web of drugs and alcohol, because Vince cracks down on the shinanegans...speaking of which...the Kliq's "hug heard round the world" never takes place either. We'll get to the after-effects of that in a minute. Razor, not Ahmed Johnson, goes on to regain his Intercontinental Title from Goldust at the King of the Ring PPV. Diesel enters the tournament, but ends up losing to eventual champion, Stone Cold Steve Austin in the finals...as he doesn't just "injure" Jake Roberts, but he pins him as well.
Diesel then starts a feud with the new friend of Shawn Michaels, Ahmed Johnson. Johnson never gets his kidneys "blasted in" by Faarooq, but he does take 3 Jacknifes at Summerslam and gets 4 months leave for "massive back spasms". When he comes back, he joins up with Faarooq and the Nation, and they, along with D'Lo Brown and The Rock, enter the Attitude Era as the dominant faction in the company. Michaels, wanting revenge for the vicious attack by Big Daddy Cool on his new buddy, puts his newly won WWF Title up for grabs against Diesel in a "Hair vs Career" match at Survivor Series. Yes, this pushes Sycho Sid out of the title picture...I neglected to mention that Nash had started throwing his weight around backstage...not that that's a surprise to most of you.
Diesel loses, Shawn moves on to Bret Hart and him and HHH do their thing with the Canadian flag, and that outstanding feud goes on for about another year. Bret does NOT go to WCW, as him and Vince are able to iron out a different paper deal. Bret, while unsatisfied with how things are in the locker room, would rather stay loyal as long as possible and keep busy, than move to an unfamiliar territory and wrestle for a company that caters to the old farts.
Razor keeps his winning ways alive, and staves off challenges from Mankind, Austin and Owen Hart for his Intercontinental Title. At the December In Your House PPV, he loses the Title in a shock, as Triple H counters the Razor's Edge and Sunset Flips the Bad Guy for the pin. One month later, Razor comes into the Royal Rumble at #27 and wins it, miraculously eliminating both Steve Austin and Rocky Maivia. He marches on to Wrestlemania, and in one of the most stunning matches of the '90s decade, he edges out Shawn Michaels with a Razor's Edge off the 5th rung of a ladder in...yep, you guessed it, a Ladder "Rubber" Match!
Transitional champion? Perhaps, but the fans are behind this title change...and so begins the "Attitude" Era, with some new faces, new champions and perhaps a new "hope"...HEH. Vince and Turner go back and forth winning TV ratings on both weekly shows and PPVs, and fans just about lose their heads turning the channels back and forth on their TVs, trying to catch each product just as its show is peaking. There is no Monday Night War, no WWF buying out of WCW...oh, but there IS one last thing. Paul Heyman and ECW suffer a great loss. Tommy Dreamer dies in a match at the ECW Arena when Raven gets a bit too "strong" on one of his Evenflow DDTs...he hit 3 of them in the match...but the straw that broke the camel's back came on the outside of the ring, on the unprotected, cold concrete floors. The wrestling world is aghast, saddened, and bitter. In response, both WWF and WCW hike up their wrestler safety and security...and Owen Hart never falls out of that harness and to his death at the Kemper Arena.
And that's the way things go...in the WW"iF"!