Why in this era of the bigger, badder & arguably better wrestler has no one picked up the torture rack for their finishing move ?
Let's just imagine for a moment that a guy like Vladimir Kozlov used the Torture Rack rather than his dumb ass head butt finisher !! I know WWE has played the head butt up as a Russian staple, that all warriors are trained to use their heads as weapons, but seriously... anyone buying it ??!!
What about the Big Show ? He needs a great repackaging idea to sell his sheer dominance. The punch certainly isn't doing it for me, even though if Show hit me or any other normal human being with his right frying pan, I'd die -- but so would half of the WWE roster !! So I ask, is it believeable ??
Let's look at the "other" show in town -- TNA.
How much more impressive could a guy like Matt Morgan be if he used the Torture Rack ?? Genetically jacked, athletically stacked, piece of crap WWE reject in my opinion. He's terrible on the mic. He IS impressive physically, but does he really strike fear inside you when you see him or do you think he's going to dominate when he hits the ring ?? Let him run in a few matches and throw a couple of guys in the Rack -- just think what would have happened if he'd have thrown Petey Williams in the Rack this past Thursday.
The thought crossed my mind after reading an interview about Lex Luger in a Carolina newspaper a few days ago. It had absolutely nothing to do with wrestling, but rather 'roids, medical problems and his newfound life in Christ.
Either way -- when I was a kid and watched Luger throw a guy in the Torture Rack, it truly looked painful. Any chance at all to rekinder that sentiment with kids and adults alike in todays wrestling world ??
Let's just imagine for a moment that a guy like Vladimir Kozlov used the Torture Rack rather than his dumb ass head butt finisher !! I know WWE has played the head butt up as a Russian staple, that all warriors are trained to use their heads as weapons, but seriously... anyone buying it ??!!
What about the Big Show ? He needs a great repackaging idea to sell his sheer dominance. The punch certainly isn't doing it for me, even though if Show hit me or any other normal human being with his right frying pan, I'd die -- but so would half of the WWE roster !! So I ask, is it believeable ??
Let's look at the "other" show in town -- TNA.
How much more impressive could a guy like Matt Morgan be if he used the Torture Rack ?? Genetically jacked, athletically stacked, piece of crap WWE reject in my opinion. He's terrible on the mic. He IS impressive physically, but does he really strike fear inside you when you see him or do you think he's going to dominate when he hits the ring ?? Let him run in a few matches and throw a couple of guys in the Rack -- just think what would have happened if he'd have thrown Petey Williams in the Rack this past Thursday.
The thought crossed my mind after reading an interview about Lex Luger in a Carolina newspaper a few days ago. It had absolutely nothing to do with wrestling, but rather 'roids, medical problems and his newfound life in Christ.
Either way -- when I was a kid and watched Luger throw a guy in the Torture Rack, it truly looked painful. Any chance at all to rekinder that sentiment with kids and adults alike in todays wrestling world ??