What Else Has Hogan done?

[CleverName51]

from the main site page; http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/249145-hogan-says-he-nearly-joined-metallica-more-on-codygoldust

Hogan Claims He Nearly Joined Metallica
According to NME.com, TNA Impact Wrestling star Hulk Hogan claimed, to The UK Sun, that he almost became the bassist for Metallica. The following is an excerpt:

He [Hogan] told The Sun: "I used to be a session musician before I was a wrestler. I played bass guitar. I was big pals with Lars Ulrich and he asked me if I wanted to play bass with Metallica in their early days but it didn't work out."

What else has Hogan (not) done?

I'll start.

Hulk Hogan could have stopped the Great Depression before it started, but he didn't want to put Herbert Hoover over.

 

[This Is My Name Thank You]

Hulk Hogan could of stopped his son from crashing his car. But he didn't.

 

[shattered dreams]

The first iPhone was invented to be put in Hogan's back.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Hogan could have won a gold medal in the Olympics but he wanted to give Keri Strug a chance even though she had that bad ankle.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Hulk Hogan could have made a more clever thread, but he decided to give you the push....

 

[xoxo French Kiss xoxo]

Hulk Hogan was the first human to go into space, but decided Yuri Gagarin and Russia should get the rub

 

[ABMorales787]

At least, he's really a bassist.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

At least, he's really a bassist.

SAANAAAAP RIAKU!


Hogan wanted to fuck Stephanie, but decided to give Macho Man the rub-ber.

 

[ABMorales787]

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I KNOW HE CAN PLAY!

 

[The Bearded One]

Hulk Hogan stopped Mark Wahlberg from stopping 9/11.

 

[Alex]

Hulk Hogan could've been your father, but your dad needed the rub

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Hulk Hogan saved Jesus, he took his spotlight, so he was buried.

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

Chuck Norris hopes to be Hulk Hogan one day but Hulkamania is still running wild... Chuck Norris really sympathizes with Prince Charles.

 

[Coco]

He totally could have hit this.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

He could have saved the world... But he took an arrow to the knee.

 

[Alex]

He totally could have hit this.

Wish I could

 

[Mustang Sally]

I can't believe you people are poking fun at the man who killed Osama bin Laden.

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

I can't believe you people are poking fun at the man who killed Osama bin Laden.

And Col. Gaddafi!

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

He wasn't made humble, that's a feather in a cap right there.

 

[DirtyD79]

There are no more dinosaurs because Hulk Hogan bodyslammed them all before bodyslamming Andre the Giant.