What do I believe in?

[Slyfox696]

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.



Goodnight.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.



Goodnight.

I agree about the designated hitter.

 

[PlayTheGame]

And you say I'M gay. "Not that there's anything wrong with that".

 

[Slyfox696]

And you say I'M gay.

This post of yours all but proves it.

 

[Mr. TM]

I like the DH, though I am an American league fan.

 

[Milkyway!]

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.



Goodnight.

Simple, yet amazing.

 

[klunderbunker]

Sounds like the speech from Bull Durham.

 

[BooCocky]

It is

 

[Murfish]

Are you a strict constructionist? Are you prescriptivist or descriptivist?

 

[My$terio_Fan]

And you say I'M gay. "Not that there's anything wrong with that".

Damn right skippy! If he called you gay(which if he did, is that the best he could come up with?)he basically just called you a great dresser, so take it as a compliment, and move on

 

[Murfish]

Damn right skippy! If he called you gay(which if he did, is that the best he could come up with?)he basically just called you a great dresser, so take it as a compliment, and move on

Orientationist, I suppose all gay people fit into your neat little stereotype. Hmm?

 

[My$terio_Fan]

Orientationist, I suppose all gay people fit into your neat little stereotype. Hmm?

Not gonna lie, totally just had to look up "orientationist". And hell naw, some gay men dress horribly(ick). And I'm sorry if I try to "spin" gays in a positive light. But when someone calls someone gay to try and hurt them, I try to make people see it as a positive more than a negative.

 

[Murfish]

lol

I was kidding. Maybe...

 

[My$terio_Fan]

lol

I was kidding. Maybe...

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