What Are They Unlocking?

[Papa Pillman]

Ignoring accusations of its phallic nature, I have decided what I feel the new Impact Wrestling logo really looks like:

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A giant fucking KEY.




So, clever people of Wrestlezone...

What are they trying to unlock??

 

[Starkist]

Their biased fans minds and giving them another shot?.

 

[nightmare]

The ratings door.


Too bad they are stuck in the obscure cable channel floor of the building & some of their wrestlers climbed the fire escape to ROH\NJPW.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

A door to getting more than barely double the veiwers of a regional indy promotion who shoots their shows out of a building that also hosts youth indoor soccer. Sometimes, concurrently.


no shit.

300+ thousand veiwers for TNA, 165 thousand for said indy promotion.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

The key to better booking.

 

[Starkist]

The key to success.

The key to reopen the IMPACT! Zone

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Abyss' release clause so they can get him the fuck off TV.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Did I mention that regional program did 164 thousand viewers at 4am?

Yea. (to be fair, not really a competitivie time slot )

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Achievements. Of any kind.

 

[klunderbunker]

Dixie Carter's box.

Or that box with the Knockouts Title. Because that's how TNA decided a title one time.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

They had Starman though. Starman wrestles in a onezie, with a star on it. How can you not be sports entertained by that?

 

[nightmare]

Dixie Carter's box should never be unlocked. Her offspring would just make TNA worse.



Who am I kidding, TNA wont be around by the time they were out of diapers anyway.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Rockstar Spud's closet... It has to be. The guy just has "IT" as far as suits go.

 

[Dirk]

Lockdown?

Dixie Carter's box.

Oh snap!

 

[Alex]

The Truth

 

[Skuzzy]

something disappointing thats for sure

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Dear Penthouse Forums

 

[mrppv420]

Damn, I knew I left the bathroom key someplace..... I hope them bastards give it back

 

[BaconBits]

An expansion pack DLC.