WELCOME HOME MACIOS - A Tie-Optional Gala

[Coco]

To update those of you who haven't been following "As The Prison Turns," KB has agreed to let Macios out of prison if Rayne and CAW (yeah, I dunno either) agree to serve the remainder of his sentence.

This thread is for celebration purposes only. Party poopers will be run out of town on a rail. Just as soon as someone provides me with a rail.

Catering will be provided by D-Man's Tasty-Things-To-Put-In-Your-Mouth Inc.

Entertainment will be provided by J-Glass doing stand-up comedy in the style of Jay Leno, accompanied by Doc filling the role of an entire late-night band using only a kazoo.

Welcome back, old friend. We've missed you!

 

[JGlass]

So Aaron Hernandez was arrested for murder... have you heard about this? So Aaron Hernandez, former New England Patriots tight end was arrested for murdering his fiance's sister's boyfriend...

I don't have a punchline. Jay Leno sucks.

And why the fuck would Rayne sacrifice himself for Macios. I like Rayne. I don't particularly care about Macios one way or the other.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

CAW is reading this thread. I call bullshit

 

[cawsnallthis]

My name isn't CAW. I'm not a crow. We are doing it because he deserves to be out, the sooner, the better. He made the offer, we accepted. Simple as that.

 

[Coco]

So Aaron Hernandez was arrested for murder... have you heard about this? So Aaron Hernandez, former New England Patriots tight end was arrested for murdering his fiance's sister's boyfriend...

I don't have a punchline. Jay Leno sucks.

Doc, that's your cue!

 

[Uncle Sam]

As someone who was mocking Macios only yesterday, welcome back.

 

[The Crock]

Isn't he banned from the Bar Room?

 

[Harthan]

The bright side - the prison's activity will drop drastically, and I will no longer be subjected to a barrage of annoying threads.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

The bright side - the prison's activity will drop drastically, and I will no longer be subjected to a barrage of annoying threads.

And we will have to deal with less whiny threads from you. It's a win-win.

 

[Bernkastel]

And we will have to deal with less whiny threads from you. It's a win-win.

Hey, whiny Harthan = draw. Even if his threads always turn into a Dagger hate clusterfuck.

 

[Harthan]

And we will have to deal with less whiny threads from you. It's a win-win.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I care so little about things that I take time to let others know sometimes too.

 

[Lowdown]

Just passing through. Shout out to the Eskimos and submarines.

 

[Dirk]

Finally...

 

[The Butcher]

Doc, that's your cue!

The one time I forget to enter the password... unless you were talking to the other one. Does he post in the bar?

Congrats Macios. Count yourself lucky KB didn't ask me, though.

 

[The Doctor]

Doc, that's your cue!

Shit, you're right!

 

[The Butcher]

Shit, you're right!

Well that answers my question. From now on I'm just going to assume people are talking to you. Probably would have helped if had I read the OP more thoroughly.

I'm wearing a tie, though.

 

[Miko]

And we will have to deal with less whiny threads from you. It's a win-win.

I'd like to agree but I am sure he'll think of something else.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Me-ow! You kitties are in heat lately, huh?

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

As randy as the randy goats

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Me-ow! You kitties are in heat lately, huh?

You're fat.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Gotta love a welcome home party where the person being welcomed doesn't show up