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Monday
Smackdown got a 1.95, about the same as last week.
Monday Night Raw
Date: September 24, 2012
Location: Times Union Center, Albany, New York
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jim Ross
There are two top stories tonight and both of them involve health issues. First and foremost we have Jerry Lawler's first interview since having his heart attack two weeks ago. This should be a feel good moment which is always cool to see. Other than that we have the recently operated on John Cena talking about his timetable for a return to the ring. Let's get to it.
Punk and Heyman are in the ring to start. Punk is in a chair and Heyman says that the show won't be going on until justice is served. We get a clip from the end of last week's show with the referee missing Punk having his foot on the ropes. Heyman asks Brad Maddox, the referee and former FCW wrestler, to come out here, apologize, and tender his resignation.
Maddox comes out and says that it was his first main event match and he was nervous. He admits he was wrong but he isn't going to resign. Punk pops out of the chair and yells at Maddox, asking how he got this job. Maddox says that AJ called him when Raw expanded to three hours. Heyman goes into an NFL-inspired rant about how Maddox is a replacement and pulls out an eye cover with the WWE and NFL logos on them.
This brings out AJ who says that Heyman needs to stop making assumptions. Punk goes on a huge rant against AJ, talking about how he's the reason she has a job. He accuses AJ of hating him because of the whole jilting storyline from over the summer. After a clip of Punk turning down her proposal, Punk talks about how AJ sent him a bunch of texts and wore his shirt all the time. Punk implies that AJ skips because of how good the sex was with him.
Heyman asks if he can take over and drops to a knee in front of AJ.....and asks her to marry him. He talks about how powerful of a couple they would be, even outranking HHH and Stephanie. Heyman will come up with all of the ideas and AJ can take credit for all of the brilliance. She smiles a bit and slaps him in the face before leaving.
Post break Maddox talks to AJ who says that if what happened last week happens again, Maddox will never work in this business again. AJ says this while looking on the verge of another nervous breakdown. She stops responding to him while looking off into the distance.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Kofi Kington
Another Twitter induced match here. Truth is here with a soda and popcorn. Vickie makes fun of Little Jimmy and the end result is Vickie taking the soda to the face. Vickie and Truth get ejected before the match starts. Kofi knocks Dolph to the floor quickly and hits a BIG flip dive to take Ziggler out as we take a break. Back with Ziggler in control and avoiding a charge in the corner. A reverse powerslam gets two for Dolph.
Ziggler dropkicks Kofi down and hooks on the chinlock. It's so much nicer to have Cole being neutral here like he was last week. It's making a notable difference. Ziggler misses a splash in the corner and the comeback is on. The Boom Drop hits but the kick is caught. SOS is countered but Kofi hits the pendulum kick in the corner. Springboard right hand gets two as does the springboard crossbody. Kofi misses a shot and there's the Fameasser for two for Dolph. This is getting good. Zig Zag is blocked and the SOS gets a VERY close two.
Kofi goes to the corner but jumps into a dropkick. Ziggler's feet are caught in a catapult to send Ziggler into the corner. He jumps at Kofi but Kingston rolls away into the corner, coming off the top with a HUGE spinning crossbody for an even closer two. The kick misses again and the Zig Zag FINALLY gets the pin at 11:04.
We get a recap of the awesome ending to Smackdown with Kane and Bryan having their psycho bonding moment resulting in a pile of bodies around them.
Earlier today, Bryan and Dr. Shelby had lunch and Shelby has an idea for how to build trust with Kane and Bryan. Kane comes up and is apparently the waiter. Bryan orders the steamed vegetable platter and a tag partner who isn't a freak. Shelby says this isn't Kane, but rather Gerald the friendly waiter. Gerald says there's a new cook because the old one got on his nerves. Apparently the old cook had his face dipped in a deep fryer and his beard was sprinkled over every meal served today. Shelby asks Kane if he's serious, but Kane says his name is Gerald.
You get to name the team name for Bryan and Kane.
Prime Time Players vs. Santino Marella/Zack Ryder
See how easy it is to get people on the roster doing stuff? This is where a tag division can help you: you can get people on the show and you can get a lot of them at once. Ryder and Young start things off with the former getting caught in a flapjack for two. Ryder misses a cross body and hits the ropes, followed by a Young chinlock. Zack fights up and dives into a tag to Santino, who hits his usual stuff and gets two off a headbutt. Things break down for a second and Titus gets a blind tag. He blocks the Cobra and the Clash of the Titus gets the pin at 1:54.
There's a special guest here tonight.
Here's Mick Foley who is indeed the special guest. He's here as a member of the WWE Universe who occasionally sees things on Raw that move him. A year ago, he saw the emergence of CM Punk. Foley talks about how Punk was the voice of the voiceless and here's the champ to interrupt him. Punk tells Foley not to grandstand out here and asks for respect.
Foley talks about how a year ago, he sent a text to Punk after Punk won the title, asking how it felt to be the biggest star in the business. Two minutes later, Punk replied saying that it meant a lot to hear that coming from Foley. Foley believes he's one of the only people that Punk responded to that night, so as someone Punk has deemed relevant, Foley is concerned about Punk's change of attitude and his alignment of Paul Heyman.
Punk yells at the fans and tells Foley that Foley has no idea what he's talking about. Foley says he used to be a Paul Heyman guy until he stopped listening to Heyman, which is when he finally became something in this business. Foley thinks Punk has been listening to Heyman for a lot longer than a month. Punk doesn't but it but Foley says that he isn't accusing Heyman of lying through his teeth, but rather of looking out for himself instead of Punk.
Foley asks a very interesting question: why would one of the best talkers of all time need a mouthpiece? Punk has to decide if he's going to be an inspiration or a Kool-Aid drinker. If Punk doesn't want to talk about that, Foley can talk about something he certainly knows about: Hell in a Cell. Fourteen years ago Foley was thrown off the Cell and since then, he hasn't had to earn any kind of respect. He lists off some names that have earned respect in the Cell like Shawn, Undertaker and HHH, but Punk doesn't seem impressed.
Punk asks if Foley wants the old CM Punk. Foley says he wants Punk to show that he's the best in the world by stepping inside the Cell with John Cena. The fans want it too but Punk talks about how he's heard this speech from Foley and Cena and Hart and look where he is now: in the ring with someone else beneath him. Punk has done everything that everyone has told him he had to do to earn respect but he hasn't gotten it yet. He talks about Foley jumping off a house and setting himself on fire and all those things, but Punk isn't going to lower himself to that.
Punk talks about the amount of days that he's been world champion, whereas Foley says the important number is 29. That's the amount of time that Foley held the title in his three reigns. It's not stats and numbers that make you a legend but the moments that you have in the ring. Foley has talked to AJ and even though Cena has had elbow surgery, he should be ready for the PPV. It's up to Punk if he wants to fight Cena in the Cell. Great segment here as Foley can still talk with the best of them. Punk looks a little shaken.
The Miz vs. Ryback
Non-title here. Miz gets in a single shot to start and is launched across the ring. Ryback misses a charge into the corner but Miz's neckbreaker is countered into a powerslam. Ryback slams the champ's head into the mat and Miz bails to the floor. Miz manages to kick him into the barricade and hits some kicks to the head and the low DDT back in the ring for one. A powerbomb kills Miz and we've got a fan in the ring. There's the clothesline to take Miz's head off. Shell Shock and Miz is done at 2:56. Basically a squash which is a great sign for Ryback.
Back to Kane and Bryan who are now eating lunch together. Kane says they'll never be friends and Bryan agrees. They reminisce over making eight people scream with Kane pounding the table like he hit the guys and Bryan shouting YES over and over. Mae Young pops up and says she'll have what they're having, ala When Harry Met Sally. These two are pure gold together right now and this was another hilarious segment.
AJ talks to the referees in the back and reenforces the fact that there won't be instant replay in the WWE. She says that it's ok to make mistakes and go have a great rest of the show. They leave and here are Alberto and company. Tonight it's Alberto/Otunga/Ricardo vs. Sheamus/Sin Cara/Mysterio. AJ leaves and Ricardo is all fired up about this.
Wade Barrett vs. Tyson Kidd
Kidd fires off some dropkicks to start but gets kicked in the ribs to slow him down. Barrett puts him in the ropes and kicks him in the face and out to the floor. I'm digging this slower pace from Barrett and the beard is a great touch. Back in and Kidd gets his sunset rollup for two but walks into the Boss Man Slam for two. The forearm/elbow to the head which is called the Souvenir knocks Kidd out for the pin at 2:20.
It's time for the interview with Lawler who is sitting on a freaking throne. That's awesome. Lawler gets a huge ovation. His voice isn't sounding right but it's because he had a ventilator down his throat for so long. Lawler says he remembers Hart and Punk having their confrontation but he doesn't remember anything after that. He doesn't even remember his match that night. When he woke up, he thought he was in Aruba with his girlfriend where he had been two weeks before the heart attack.
Lawler is overwhelmed by the response and thanks the fans for their love. Cole asks the big question: when is Lawler going to be back? Jerry says this was a long time coming, as he had to sit by Cole for three hours every week and anyone would have a heart attack from that. He'll be back as soon as his doctors say it's ok for him to do so. This was an awesome moment.
Ricardo Rodriguez/David Otunga/Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio/Sheamus/Sin Cara
Ricardo introduces himself in a funny spot. This is joined in progress after a break with Otunga getting beaten up by Sheamus. Cara and Mysterio hit big dives through the ropes to take out Alberto and Ricardo, but it seems to have hurt Rey's knee. Cara comes in and speeds things up against Ricardo who is wrestling in a tux. Rey is back on the apron now. A shot to the back of Cara's head gets two and it's off to Del Rio.
Alberto kicks Cara in the ribs and hits a Rollins Blackout for two. Ricardo comes back in and goes for Cara's mask, only to get arm dragged down. Hot tag brings in Rey who speeds things up and hits his kicks to the head for two. Rey goes up but gets caught by a running enziguri to the head for two. The Prime Time Players are watching in the back. Back to Ricardo who gets some basic stomps and brings in Otunga. Make that Alberto as the heels are tagging in and out very fast as is the custom in WWE anymore.
Del Rio hits another running enzugri for another two and it's off to a chinlock with a knee in the back. Rey fights up and hits a dropkick and makes the tag to Sheamus. Otunga escapes White Noise and ducks the Brogue Kick before tagging in Rodriguez. There are the ten forearms and one more after the shirt is ripped open. 619 takes out Ricardo but he has to beat up Alberto. Sin Cara comes in with a springboard Swanton for the pin on Ricardo at 7:46 shown.
Otunga takes a Brogue Kick post match.
Back to the diner with Shelby, Kane and Bryan all at the table now. The waitress brings a plate of vegetables and a plate of meatballs and puts them in front of the opposite person that would usually eat either. Both take bites to learn how the other half lives. Kane belches loudly and Bryan says it wasn't as bad as he thought it would be before vomiting on Shelby's lap. Kane of course bends over to look and says check please.
Cole gives us the options for Kane and Bryan's team name:
Team Teamwork
Team HELL NO
Team Friendship
The team is officially named.......Team HELL NO by a pretty wide margin. That's the name I was hoping for. As they stand there though, Sandow and Rhodes run in and jump the champions. Cody names their team Team Rhodes Scholars.
We recap Heyman proposing to AJ earlier as well as Foley and Punk.
Layla/Alicia Fox vs. Eve Torres/Beth Phoenix
Layla and Beth start but it's quickly off to Alicia for a sunset flip out of the corner for two. Beth powerslams her down and hits a slingshot suplex as she tags in Eve for the neckbreaker and the pin at 1:30.
Post match Kaitlyn comes out and says she found the security footage of her attack. The face couldn't be seen, but it was a blonde. Eve accuses Beth but she says no. Eve decks Beth and lays her out with the neckbreaker.
Brodus Clay vs. Tensai
They charge at each other and fight over a tieup. Brodus headbutts him down and hits the suplex but the splash misses. Tensai's backsplash misses....and here's Big Show. Tensai gets knocked out for the DQ at 1:48.
Brodus charges into a knockout punch too.
Orton vs. Big Show on Friday.
Here's Cena to close things out. The fans are mostly booing him even though his arm is in a sling at the moment. He wasn't supposed to be here but he needed to be here to thank the fans personally. He thanks the fans for their support of the cancer research support which is very cool. Cena says it's been a rough week and it sounds great to hear those boos again. We get a Cena chant and there isn't any sucking involved.
Cena wants to apologize to Chad Patton and Brad Maddox, the referees that have been in trouble. He says consider the source, and also apologizes for Punk. Punk has misquoted Cena by saying that leaving Night of Champions as champion would be a moment. Cena goes into a PG tirade which makes me chuckle for some reason. He also wants to apologize for the sling he's in. Cena can't guarantee anything other than he's going to walk into HIAC as a fighter.
That brings out Punk and Heyman with the champ saying that Cena should be a politician. There's one CM Punk and he beat Cena at Money in the Bank last year and back to back years at Summerslam. Punk isn't about to lose to a one armed man, so Cena says why don't you just fight me in the Cell and see what happens. The champ says no with a reason being that Cena keeps getting title shots.
That's not the top reason though. Cena isn't going to be medically cleared because of what Punk is going to do to him. Punk says run because if Cena is around when Punk turns back around, he's going to hurt John like he hasn't been hurt in a long time. Punk turns around and counts but Cena pulls out a lead pipe. Heyman runs and Cena hits Punk in the ribs with the pipe. Cena: REAL MEN WEAR PINK! John says that's a pipe bomb as Punk crawls away to end the show.
Actually scratch that as Punk is shown in the back walking by a line of people. Foley looks at him but Punk keeps walking. Punk turns around and kicks Foley in the groin. He turns around and sees RYBACK. Punk backs away terrified to really end the show.
Results
Dolph Ziggler b. Kofi Kingston Zig Zag
Prime Time Players b. Santino Marella/Zack Ryder Clash of the Titus to Marella
Ryback b. The Miz Shell Shock
Wade Barrett b. Tyson Kidd Souvenir
Sheamus/Sin Cara/Rey Mysterio b. Ricardo Rodriguez/David Otunga/Alberto Del Rio Springboard Swanton Bomb to Rodriguez
Eve Torres/Beth Phoenix b. Layla/Alicia Fox Swinging Neckbreaker to Fox
Tensai b. Brodus Clay via DQ when Big Show interfered
Tuesday
Raw got a 2.7, the lowest rating of the year.
Wednesday
TNA has officially vacated the TV Title. Samoa Joe, Mr. Anderson, Magnus and Garrett Bischoff will have to convince Hogan to give them a shot tomorrow night on Impact.
NXT
Date: September 26, 2012
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Byron Saxton, William Regal
Back to Florida for another NXT today. The main story now is Ohno vs. Steamboat which has been building up for a few weeks now. Other than that we have the Usos vs. Ascension in the main tag feud which may wind up being for a spot on the main rosters, which the Usos already have. Hopefully NXT can get its spark back tonight. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Ohno attacking Richie Steamboat a few weeks back as well as the events of last week with the sparring session where Ohno destroyed a jobber until Steamboat made the save.
Michael McGillicutty vs. Bo Dallas
Regal tells a cool story about Dallas' grandfather (Blackjack Mulligan) and McGillicutty's grandfather (Larry Hennig) fighting each other decades ago. Dallas starts by tossing Michael into the air for a crash landing to take over. Some clotheslines in the corner have McGillicutty in even more trouble and an elbow knocks him to the floor. Dallas pounds away even more on the outside and they barely beat the count back in.
The referee tries to pull Dallas off of McGillicutty allowing the man that should be called Joe Hennig to get in a right hand and send Dallas' shoulder into the post as we take a break. Back with McGillicutty pounding away on Dallas' head and putting on a hammerlock. The fans chant YOU TAPPED OUT at one of the guys. I can't tell which because I don't remember either of these guys tapping out recently. Did Dallas tap out to Mahal in the tournament? That's a long time ago to reference something if he did.
Dallas comes back in off the apron with a sunset flip for two but McGillicutty takes out the arm again to take over. Dallas comes back with some clotheslines and a bulldog with the bar arm for no cover. He loads up something but McGillicutty drops to the mat to keep Dallas from trying it. Dallas walks into a forearm and the McGillicutter gets the pin at 8:12 shown of 11:42.
Video on Paige.
Raw ReBound.
Jake Carter vs. Leo Kruger
Kruger crouches in the corner before charging straight at Carter and stomping away in the corner. He sends Carter to the floor and stalks him before stomping even more back inside. I'm digging Kruger as the psycho big game hunter. He puts on a very modified STF and pulls on Carter's hair and ears. A middle rope shoulder gets two for Leo and Carter comes back with some basic offense. He pounds away in the corner but misses a splash, letting Kruger hit his twisting cutter, apparently called Kruger's End, for the pin at 3:56.
Ryback vs. Francis Rene Dorian/Aiden English
Ryback's singlet is torn partially in the opening of the match. Other than that it's the usual destruction with the high powered offense from Ryback. English gets powerbombed, Dorian gets killed with the clothesline, and it's a double Shell Shock for the pin at 2:27.
Kassius Ohno vs. Richie Steamboat
JR jumps in on commentary as he does with most main events on this show. Feeling out process to start until Steamboat hits a cross body and some shoulders for two each. A backdrop puts Kassius down and it's off to a chinlock from Richie. Ohno fights up and sends Richie out to the apron and then into the buckle, knocking him to the floor.
We take a break and come back with Ohno holding a cravate across the ropes which gets two. They chop it out in the corner and it goes to a standoff. Ohno charges at Steamboat but Richie takes over with some forearms to the head. Ohno rolls through a middle rope cross body for two and hits a top rope dropkick for two. A big boot puts Richie down for two but he snaps off a superkick for two of his own. Steamboat misses a moonsault and Ohno pounds away in the corner but misses the knockout elbow, allowing Richie to small package him (fitting given his father) for the pin at 8:42 shown of 12:12.
Ohno lays out Steamboat with the forearm post match and hooks that arm trap reverse cravate hold of his until referees pull him off to end the show.
Results
Michael McGillicutty b. Bo Dallas McGillicutter
Leo Kruger b. Jake Carter Kruger's End
Ryback b. Francis Rene Dorian/Aiden English Shell Shock
Richie Steamboat b. Kassius Ohno Small Package
Smackdown got a 1.95, about the same as last week.
Monday Night Raw
Date: September 24, 2012
Location: Times Union Center, Albany, New York
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jim Ross
There are two top stories tonight and both of them involve health issues. First and foremost we have Jerry Lawler's first interview since having his heart attack two weeks ago. This should be a feel good moment which is always cool to see. Other than that we have the recently operated on John Cena talking about his timetable for a return to the ring. Let's get to it.
Punk and Heyman are in the ring to start. Punk is in a chair and Heyman says that the show won't be going on until justice is served. We get a clip from the end of last week's show with the referee missing Punk having his foot on the ropes. Heyman asks Brad Maddox, the referee and former FCW wrestler, to come out here, apologize, and tender his resignation.
Maddox comes out and says that it was his first main event match and he was nervous. He admits he was wrong but he isn't going to resign. Punk pops out of the chair and yells at Maddox, asking how he got this job. Maddox says that AJ called him when Raw expanded to three hours. Heyman goes into an NFL-inspired rant about how Maddox is a replacement and pulls out an eye cover with the WWE and NFL logos on them.
This brings out AJ who says that Heyman needs to stop making assumptions. Punk goes on a huge rant against AJ, talking about how he's the reason she has a job. He accuses AJ of hating him because of the whole jilting storyline from over the summer. After a clip of Punk turning down her proposal, Punk talks about how AJ sent him a bunch of texts and wore his shirt all the time. Punk implies that AJ skips because of how good the sex was with him.
Heyman asks if he can take over and drops to a knee in front of AJ.....and asks her to marry him. He talks about how powerful of a couple they would be, even outranking HHH and Stephanie. Heyman will come up with all of the ideas and AJ can take credit for all of the brilliance. She smiles a bit and slaps him in the face before leaving.
Post break Maddox talks to AJ who says that if what happened last week happens again, Maddox will never work in this business again. AJ says this while looking on the verge of another nervous breakdown. She stops responding to him while looking off into the distance.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Kofi Kington
Another Twitter induced match here. Truth is here with a soda and popcorn. Vickie makes fun of Little Jimmy and the end result is Vickie taking the soda to the face. Vickie and Truth get ejected before the match starts. Kofi knocks Dolph to the floor quickly and hits a BIG flip dive to take Ziggler out as we take a break. Back with Ziggler in control and avoiding a charge in the corner. A reverse powerslam gets two for Dolph.
Ziggler dropkicks Kofi down and hooks on the chinlock. It's so much nicer to have Cole being neutral here like he was last week. It's making a notable difference. Ziggler misses a splash in the corner and the comeback is on. The Boom Drop hits but the kick is caught. SOS is countered but Kofi hits the pendulum kick in the corner. Springboard right hand gets two as does the springboard crossbody. Kofi misses a shot and there's the Fameasser for two for Dolph. This is getting good. Zig Zag is blocked and the SOS gets a VERY close two.
Kofi goes to the corner but jumps into a dropkick. Ziggler's feet are caught in a catapult to send Ziggler into the corner. He jumps at Kofi but Kingston rolls away into the corner, coming off the top with a HUGE spinning crossbody for an even closer two. The kick misses again and the Zig Zag FINALLY gets the pin at 11:04.
We get a recap of the awesome ending to Smackdown with Kane and Bryan having their psycho bonding moment resulting in a pile of bodies around them.
Earlier today, Bryan and Dr. Shelby had lunch and Shelby has an idea for how to build trust with Kane and Bryan. Kane comes up and is apparently the waiter. Bryan orders the steamed vegetable platter and a tag partner who isn't a freak. Shelby says this isn't Kane, but rather Gerald the friendly waiter. Gerald says there's a new cook because the old one got on his nerves. Apparently the old cook had his face dipped in a deep fryer and his beard was sprinkled over every meal served today. Shelby asks Kane if he's serious, but Kane says his name is Gerald.
You get to name the team name for Bryan and Kane.
Prime Time Players vs. Santino Marella/Zack Ryder
See how easy it is to get people on the roster doing stuff? This is where a tag division can help you: you can get people on the show and you can get a lot of them at once. Ryder and Young start things off with the former getting caught in a flapjack for two. Ryder misses a cross body and hits the ropes, followed by a Young chinlock. Zack fights up and dives into a tag to Santino, who hits his usual stuff and gets two off a headbutt. Things break down for a second and Titus gets a blind tag. He blocks the Cobra and the Clash of the Titus gets the pin at 1:54.
There's a special guest here tonight.
Here's Mick Foley who is indeed the special guest. He's here as a member of the WWE Universe who occasionally sees things on Raw that move him. A year ago, he saw the emergence of CM Punk. Foley talks about how Punk was the voice of the voiceless and here's the champ to interrupt him. Punk tells Foley not to grandstand out here and asks for respect.
Foley talks about how a year ago, he sent a text to Punk after Punk won the title, asking how it felt to be the biggest star in the business. Two minutes later, Punk replied saying that it meant a lot to hear that coming from Foley. Foley believes he's one of the only people that Punk responded to that night, so as someone Punk has deemed relevant, Foley is concerned about Punk's change of attitude and his alignment of Paul Heyman.
Punk yells at the fans and tells Foley that Foley has no idea what he's talking about. Foley says he used to be a Paul Heyman guy until he stopped listening to Heyman, which is when he finally became something in this business. Foley thinks Punk has been listening to Heyman for a lot longer than a month. Punk doesn't but it but Foley says that he isn't accusing Heyman of lying through his teeth, but rather of looking out for himself instead of Punk.
Foley asks a very interesting question: why would one of the best talkers of all time need a mouthpiece? Punk has to decide if he's going to be an inspiration or a Kool-Aid drinker. If Punk doesn't want to talk about that, Foley can talk about something he certainly knows about: Hell in a Cell. Fourteen years ago Foley was thrown off the Cell and since then, he hasn't had to earn any kind of respect. He lists off some names that have earned respect in the Cell like Shawn, Undertaker and HHH, but Punk doesn't seem impressed.
Punk asks if Foley wants the old CM Punk. Foley says he wants Punk to show that he's the best in the world by stepping inside the Cell with John Cena. The fans want it too but Punk talks about how he's heard this speech from Foley and Cena and Hart and look where he is now: in the ring with someone else beneath him. Punk has done everything that everyone has told him he had to do to earn respect but he hasn't gotten it yet. He talks about Foley jumping off a house and setting himself on fire and all those things, but Punk isn't going to lower himself to that.
Punk talks about the amount of days that he's been world champion, whereas Foley says the important number is 29. That's the amount of time that Foley held the title in his three reigns. It's not stats and numbers that make you a legend but the moments that you have in the ring. Foley has talked to AJ and even though Cena has had elbow surgery, he should be ready for the PPV. It's up to Punk if he wants to fight Cena in the Cell. Great segment here as Foley can still talk with the best of them. Punk looks a little shaken.
The Miz vs. Ryback
Non-title here. Miz gets in a single shot to start and is launched across the ring. Ryback misses a charge into the corner but Miz's neckbreaker is countered into a powerslam. Ryback slams the champ's head into the mat and Miz bails to the floor. Miz manages to kick him into the barricade and hits some kicks to the head and the low DDT back in the ring for one. A powerbomb kills Miz and we've got a fan in the ring. There's the clothesline to take Miz's head off. Shell Shock and Miz is done at 2:56. Basically a squash which is a great sign for Ryback.
Back to Kane and Bryan who are now eating lunch together. Kane says they'll never be friends and Bryan agrees. They reminisce over making eight people scream with Kane pounding the table like he hit the guys and Bryan shouting YES over and over. Mae Young pops up and says she'll have what they're having, ala When Harry Met Sally. These two are pure gold together right now and this was another hilarious segment.
AJ talks to the referees in the back and reenforces the fact that there won't be instant replay in the WWE. She says that it's ok to make mistakes and go have a great rest of the show. They leave and here are Alberto and company. Tonight it's Alberto/Otunga/Ricardo vs. Sheamus/Sin Cara/Mysterio. AJ leaves and Ricardo is all fired up about this.
Wade Barrett vs. Tyson Kidd
Kidd fires off some dropkicks to start but gets kicked in the ribs to slow him down. Barrett puts him in the ropes and kicks him in the face and out to the floor. I'm digging this slower pace from Barrett and the beard is a great touch. Back in and Kidd gets his sunset rollup for two but walks into the Boss Man Slam for two. The forearm/elbow to the head which is called the Souvenir knocks Kidd out for the pin at 2:20.
It's time for the interview with Lawler who is sitting on a freaking throne. That's awesome. Lawler gets a huge ovation. His voice isn't sounding right but it's because he had a ventilator down his throat for so long. Lawler says he remembers Hart and Punk having their confrontation but he doesn't remember anything after that. He doesn't even remember his match that night. When he woke up, he thought he was in Aruba with his girlfriend where he had been two weeks before the heart attack.
Lawler is overwhelmed by the response and thanks the fans for their love. Cole asks the big question: when is Lawler going to be back? Jerry says this was a long time coming, as he had to sit by Cole for three hours every week and anyone would have a heart attack from that. He'll be back as soon as his doctors say it's ok for him to do so. This was an awesome moment.
Ricardo Rodriguez/David Otunga/Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio/Sheamus/Sin Cara
Ricardo introduces himself in a funny spot. This is joined in progress after a break with Otunga getting beaten up by Sheamus. Cara and Mysterio hit big dives through the ropes to take out Alberto and Ricardo, but it seems to have hurt Rey's knee. Cara comes in and speeds things up against Ricardo who is wrestling in a tux. Rey is back on the apron now. A shot to the back of Cara's head gets two and it's off to Del Rio.
Alberto kicks Cara in the ribs and hits a Rollins Blackout for two. Ricardo comes back in and goes for Cara's mask, only to get arm dragged down. Hot tag brings in Rey who speeds things up and hits his kicks to the head for two. Rey goes up but gets caught by a running enziguri to the head for two. The Prime Time Players are watching in the back. Back to Ricardo who gets some basic stomps and brings in Otunga. Make that Alberto as the heels are tagging in and out very fast as is the custom in WWE anymore.
Del Rio hits another running enzugri for another two and it's off to a chinlock with a knee in the back. Rey fights up and hits a dropkick and makes the tag to Sheamus. Otunga escapes White Noise and ducks the Brogue Kick before tagging in Rodriguez. There are the ten forearms and one more after the shirt is ripped open. 619 takes out Ricardo but he has to beat up Alberto. Sin Cara comes in with a springboard Swanton for the pin on Ricardo at 7:46 shown.
Otunga takes a Brogue Kick post match.
Back to the diner with Shelby, Kane and Bryan all at the table now. The waitress brings a plate of vegetables and a plate of meatballs and puts them in front of the opposite person that would usually eat either. Both take bites to learn how the other half lives. Kane belches loudly and Bryan says it wasn't as bad as he thought it would be before vomiting on Shelby's lap. Kane of course bends over to look and says check please.
Cole gives us the options for Kane and Bryan's team name:
Team Teamwork
Team HELL NO
Team Friendship
The team is officially named.......Team HELL NO by a pretty wide margin. That's the name I was hoping for. As they stand there though, Sandow and Rhodes run in and jump the champions. Cody names their team Team Rhodes Scholars.
We recap Heyman proposing to AJ earlier as well as Foley and Punk.
Layla/Alicia Fox vs. Eve Torres/Beth Phoenix
Layla and Beth start but it's quickly off to Alicia for a sunset flip out of the corner for two. Beth powerslams her down and hits a slingshot suplex as she tags in Eve for the neckbreaker and the pin at 1:30.
Post match Kaitlyn comes out and says she found the security footage of her attack. The face couldn't be seen, but it was a blonde. Eve accuses Beth but she says no. Eve decks Beth and lays her out with the neckbreaker.
Brodus Clay vs. Tensai
They charge at each other and fight over a tieup. Brodus headbutts him down and hits the suplex but the splash misses. Tensai's backsplash misses....and here's Big Show. Tensai gets knocked out for the DQ at 1:48.
Brodus charges into a knockout punch too.
Orton vs. Big Show on Friday.
Here's Cena to close things out. The fans are mostly booing him even though his arm is in a sling at the moment. He wasn't supposed to be here but he needed to be here to thank the fans personally. He thanks the fans for their support of the cancer research support which is very cool. Cena says it's been a rough week and it sounds great to hear those boos again. We get a Cena chant and there isn't any sucking involved.
Cena wants to apologize to Chad Patton and Brad Maddox, the referees that have been in trouble. He says consider the source, and also apologizes for Punk. Punk has misquoted Cena by saying that leaving Night of Champions as champion would be a moment. Cena goes into a PG tirade which makes me chuckle for some reason. He also wants to apologize for the sling he's in. Cena can't guarantee anything other than he's going to walk into HIAC as a fighter.
That brings out Punk and Heyman with the champ saying that Cena should be a politician. There's one CM Punk and he beat Cena at Money in the Bank last year and back to back years at Summerslam. Punk isn't about to lose to a one armed man, so Cena says why don't you just fight me in the Cell and see what happens. The champ says no with a reason being that Cena keeps getting title shots.
That's not the top reason though. Cena isn't going to be medically cleared because of what Punk is going to do to him. Punk says run because if Cena is around when Punk turns back around, he's going to hurt John like he hasn't been hurt in a long time. Punk turns around and counts but Cena pulls out a lead pipe. Heyman runs and Cena hits Punk in the ribs with the pipe. Cena: REAL MEN WEAR PINK! John says that's a pipe bomb as Punk crawls away to end the show.
Actually scratch that as Punk is shown in the back walking by a line of people. Foley looks at him but Punk keeps walking. Punk turns around and kicks Foley in the groin. He turns around and sees RYBACK. Punk backs away terrified to really end the show.
Results
Dolph Ziggler b. Kofi Kingston Zig Zag
Prime Time Players b. Santino Marella/Zack Ryder Clash of the Titus to Marella
Ryback b. The Miz Shell Shock
Wade Barrett b. Tyson Kidd Souvenir
Sheamus/Sin Cara/Rey Mysterio b. Ricardo Rodriguez/David Otunga/Alberto Del Rio Springboard Swanton Bomb to Rodriguez
Eve Torres/Beth Phoenix b. Layla/Alicia Fox Swinging Neckbreaker to Fox
Tensai b. Brodus Clay via DQ when Big Show interfered
Tuesday
Raw got a 2.7, the lowest rating of the year.
Wednesday
TNA has officially vacated the TV Title. Samoa Joe, Mr. Anderson, Magnus and Garrett Bischoff will have to convince Hogan to give them a shot tomorrow night on Impact.
NXT
Date: September 26, 2012
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Byron Saxton, William Regal
Back to Florida for another NXT today. The main story now is Ohno vs. Steamboat which has been building up for a few weeks now. Other than that we have the Usos vs. Ascension in the main tag feud which may wind up being for a spot on the main rosters, which the Usos already have. Hopefully NXT can get its spark back tonight. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Ohno attacking Richie Steamboat a few weeks back as well as the events of last week with the sparring session where Ohno destroyed a jobber until Steamboat made the save.
Michael McGillicutty vs. Bo Dallas
Regal tells a cool story about Dallas' grandfather (Blackjack Mulligan) and McGillicutty's grandfather (Larry Hennig) fighting each other decades ago. Dallas starts by tossing Michael into the air for a crash landing to take over. Some clotheslines in the corner have McGillicutty in even more trouble and an elbow knocks him to the floor. Dallas pounds away even more on the outside and they barely beat the count back in.
The referee tries to pull Dallas off of McGillicutty allowing the man that should be called Joe Hennig to get in a right hand and send Dallas' shoulder into the post as we take a break. Back with McGillicutty pounding away on Dallas' head and putting on a hammerlock. The fans chant YOU TAPPED OUT at one of the guys. I can't tell which because I don't remember either of these guys tapping out recently. Did Dallas tap out to Mahal in the tournament? That's a long time ago to reference something if he did.
Dallas comes back in off the apron with a sunset flip for two but McGillicutty takes out the arm again to take over. Dallas comes back with some clotheslines and a bulldog with the bar arm for no cover. He loads up something but McGillicutty drops to the mat to keep Dallas from trying it. Dallas walks into a forearm and the McGillicutter gets the pin at 8:12 shown of 11:42.
Video on Paige.
Raw ReBound.
Jake Carter vs. Leo Kruger
Kruger crouches in the corner before charging straight at Carter and stomping away in the corner. He sends Carter to the floor and stalks him before stomping even more back inside. I'm digging Kruger as the psycho big game hunter. He puts on a very modified STF and pulls on Carter's hair and ears. A middle rope shoulder gets two for Leo and Carter comes back with some basic offense. He pounds away in the corner but misses a splash, letting Kruger hit his twisting cutter, apparently called Kruger's End, for the pin at 3:56.
Ryback vs. Francis Rene Dorian/Aiden English
Ryback's singlet is torn partially in the opening of the match. Other than that it's the usual destruction with the high powered offense from Ryback. English gets powerbombed, Dorian gets killed with the clothesline, and it's a double Shell Shock for the pin at 2:27.
Kassius Ohno vs. Richie Steamboat
JR jumps in on commentary as he does with most main events on this show. Feeling out process to start until Steamboat hits a cross body and some shoulders for two each. A backdrop puts Kassius down and it's off to a chinlock from Richie. Ohno fights up and sends Richie out to the apron and then into the buckle, knocking him to the floor.
We take a break and come back with Ohno holding a cravate across the ropes which gets two. They chop it out in the corner and it goes to a standoff. Ohno charges at Steamboat but Richie takes over with some forearms to the head. Ohno rolls through a middle rope cross body for two and hits a top rope dropkick for two. A big boot puts Richie down for two but he snaps off a superkick for two of his own. Steamboat misses a moonsault and Ohno pounds away in the corner but misses the knockout elbow, allowing Richie to small package him (fitting given his father) for the pin at 8:42 shown of 12:12.
Ohno lays out Steamboat with the forearm post match and hooks that arm trap reverse cravate hold of his until referees pull him off to end the show.
Results
Michael McGillicutty b. Bo Dallas McGillicutter
Leo Kruger b. Jake Carter Kruger's End
Ryback b. Francis Rene Dorian/Aiden English Shell Shock
Richie Steamboat b. Kassius Ohno Small Package