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Monday
Monday Night Raw
Date: August 4, 2014
Location: Frank Erwin Center, Austin, Texas
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, John Bradshaw Layfield
This is a very dull time for WWE as so much of the Summerslam build is already done and there are still four weeks to go before the show. They're already running out of things to put on the shows so you can expect a lot of filler instead of interesting ideas. Also you can see the Network plugs coming from here. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Orton attacking Reigns last week.
Here's the Authority in full force to open things up. HHH talks about how we can watch Summerslam in two weeks on the WWE Network for just $9.99. He lists off a few more matches and mentions the Network price three or four more times. As for tonight, there's going to be a Beat the Clock Challenge between Rollins (vs. Van Dam) and Ambrose (vs. Del Rio) with the winner picking the stipulation for the match at Summerslam (“Available on the WWE Network for just $9.99!”
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Stephanie talks about signing the contract with Brie tonight and how that's going to be on the Network for....well you know the idea by now. So does the crowd as they're finishing HHH's lines for him. Lawler is cracking jokes about it as well, even though HHH is clearly hammering it home to play up the heel heat.
Orton says that what he did last week was nothing compared to what he's going to do to him at Summerslam. This brings out Reigns who says that he wants to fight tonight, but HHH has another idea. They'll fight at Summerslam (“On the WWE Network for just $9.99!” but tonight, it's Reigns vs. Kane in a last man standing match.
Kane vs. Roman Reigns
Last man standing. Reigns hammers away to start as the announcers talk about the Network even more. They head outside with Reigns being hammered up against the barricade and then sent into the steps for a five count. Reigns is sent into the post a few more times as the announcers continue to hammer the $9.99 joke into the ground to the point where I'm laughing at it.
We take an early break and come back with Reigns reversing Kane into a chair wedged into the corner. Some charges into the corner have Kane in even more trouble and Roman hammers away with right hands. There's the apron boot but Kane blocks a spear. A table is brought in and Kane counters a Superman Punch into a quick chokeslam to put Reigns through the wood for nine.
Kane is frustrated and sets up a chair in the middle of the ring. The tombstone is countered and Reigns hits a DDT onto the chair. Reigns hits the Superman Punch but charges into another chokeslam. Reigns slips out again and nails a bad spear to keep Kane down for the ten count at 15:16.
We get a LONG (as in about five minutes) video on Brock vs. Cena, with sitdown promos from both guys, talking about how awesome they are and saying this is going to be the fight of their lives, even though Brock knows he's going to win. This is a really solid video with clips of the Extreme Rules match and the Streak being broken. We even get stills from some UFC fights. Brock says if he had stayed in the WWE, Cena would be sitting at home eating Fruity Pebbles instead of getting paid to eat them on TV. Lesnar promises to leave Cena in a pool of his own blood.
Network plug.
Here's Damien Sandow as an Oklahoma Sooner football player. He rips on the Texas Longhorns before his opponent is announced as a former Longhorn.
Mark Henry vs. Damien Sandow
World's Strongest Slam, Henry walks around, pin in 40 seconds. Not quite the battle to save Christmas.
Adam Rose is in the back and looks at the Oculus Mirror. He says it shows your nightmare, so we see him in a suit as a businessman. Rose and the Rosebuds leave after this STUPID segment.
Beat the Clock: Dean Ambrose vs. Alberto Del Rio
Jerry: “I hope this match goes 10:39.” Cole: “Why?” Jerry: “Then it would be 9.99!” Del Rio takes over with some kicks including a dropkick to the back of the head for two. Some choking in the corner has Dean in trouble but he comes back with some right hands of his own. They head outside with Del Rio sending Ambrose hard into the barricade. Back in and Del Rio hammers away on the bad arm and sends it into the post.
An armbar goes nowhere and Del Rio jumps into a boot. Dean makes his comeback but gets caught by the low superkick for two. Alberto sends him out to the floor and we take a break. Back with Deal fighting out of another armbar but getting taken right back down. Del Rio accidentally kicks the post instead of Dean's shoulder and gets caught in a DDT.
Del Rio counters the Dirty Deeds and hits a VERY low reverse superplex for two. The Rebound Clothesline gets two on Alberto but he counters Dirty Deeds into a Codebreaker on the arm. The armbreaker over the ropes has the arm in even more trouble but Dean nails Dirty Deeds for the pin at 15:42.
Long recap of Stephanie and Brie last week.
Rusev vs. Sin Cara
This match took place during the break on the WWE App with Rusev winning a squash in about 45 seconds via the Accolade. Uh....sweet?
Post match we get pictures of Obama holding a dog and Putin holding what looks like a cheetah. Lana sings Happy Birthday to Obama in Russian until Colter and Swagger interrupt. Colter goes on a rant about how everyone is sick of Lana's Russian ramblings and shows some photos of American men and women Swagger is fighting for. He cranks it up by showing stills of American soldiers and the USA chant begins. Rusev and Lana pretend to back off but Rusev nails Swagger with the Russian flag. Colter is left alone but Lana calls Rusev off.
The big Network announcement: it's going international on August 12 and to England on October 1.
Cesaro vs. Dolph Ziggler
Miz is on commentary drinking tea because he has a hoarse voice. Cesaro throws Ziggler around with ease but has a suplex reversed into the Zig Zag for the pin at 2:58. Nothing match but Cesaro gets to job AGAIN.
Post match Miz gets in the ring but runs from a superkick.
After a clip of Paige knocking AJ off the stage last week, Paige says she admires AJ and that she can't wait for their match at Summerslam.
Stardust/Goldust vs. Ryback/Curtis Axel
Goldust hammers on Ryback to start but gets taken into the wrong corner for some quick double teaming. A suplex gets two on Goldust and it's off to Axel, who quickly allows Goldust to roll over for the tag to Stardust. Everything breaks down and Dark Matter (Downward Spiral) to Axel gets the pin at 2:50.
Kane comes in to see the Authority and takes off his mask, hands it to Stephanie, and leaves.
Chris Jericho vs. Luke Harper
If Jericho wins, Harper is barred from ringside at Summerslam. Jericho gets taken down into the corner but comes back with chops, only to get run over with a forearm. Off to the Gator Roll but Jericho fights up again with chops. An enziguri gets two on Luke but he comes back with a Michinoku Driver for the same.
There's a big sitout powerbomb for the same and Harper calmly smiles. Back up and Jericho grabs the Walls but Bray comes out for a distraction. Harper is down so Jericho has to hit the Codebreaker on Harper. The distraction....doesn't work as a Codebreaker puts Harper on the floor, only to have Bray come in for the DQ at 5:20.
Sister Abigail lays out Jericho post match.
AJ Lee returns tomorrow night on Main Event. In other words, she missed Raw and has been gone for three days?
Diego vs. Fandango
Because THIS needed a trilogy. This time, Fandango has Hornswoggle as his new dance partner. Diego easily takes Fandango down but gets distracted by Hornswoggle. It backfires on the dancer though and another Backstabber gets the pin on Fandango at 48 seconds.
Hornswoggle joins Diego, Torito, and the girls but Fandango gets annoyed. That goes nowhere and Fandango is dispatched again, because this story needed to be done three times.
Orton looks at a video of his attack on Reigns last week and says that he's going to do even worse at Summerslam.
Bo Dallas vs. R-Truth
Now how did I know it would be R-Truth again? Truth shoves him around to start but misses the ax kick. Dallas rolls him up with a handful of tights for the pin at 1:05.
JBL now has a $9.99 sign.
Bray comes up on screen and asks why the man does what he does. Why does the man say what he says and why don't the sheep run from the hungry wolf? At Summerslam, he enters battle without his brothers. He won't be alone though because her hand guides him and the world leaves him behind. How can Jericho save what is already dead? What is Bray? He's the nightmare at the end of Jericho's dreams and he stands beyond time. Time to sing.
The announcers plug Brock vs. Cena from Extreme Rules airing immediately after Raw on the Network.
More from the Lesnar and Cena interviews in another solid video. This is a nice way to cover Brock and Cena not being there tonight. This time Brock says he's back to be WWE Champion and is coming off the biggest win of his career. Why shouldn't he have been able to beat Undertaker? The Undertaker wasn't a god and Brock Lesnar is a beast. Now why can't he beat Cena? John talks about how he knows what kind of a beating he's in for but he knows what it takes to beat Brock. If Lesnar wants some, come get some. We get some of the same clips from the first video as well.
Beat The Clock Challenge: Rob Van Dam vs. Seth Rollins
I forgot this was happening. Seth has to beat 15:42. JBL actually picks Van Dam to win here because Seth is going to be thinking about the clock. Actually scratch this as the Authority has a replacement for Van Dam.
Beat The Clock Challenge: Heath Slater vs. Seth Rollins
Rollins allows Slater to leave but Heath fires off some right hands. Ambrose comes out for a distraction, allowing Slater to get a VERY close two off a running neckbreaker. Now Dean takes the briefcase and starts looking through it, even ripping up Seth's contract. This distraction lets Slater hit a side kick for an even closer two. Dean starts drinking a fan's soda and pours it into the briefcase. He follows it up with popcorn and JBL's hat as Rollins keeps shouting at him. Dean gets up on the table, and you know that's enough for Slater to get a rollup pin at 4:56.
One more Network ad, this time for the Cena vs. Lesnar match from 2012 airing after the show.
Time for the main event segment: Brie and Stephanie's contract signing. HHH comes out to back up his wife and Brie of course has Nikki. HHH says that he's the COO and would usually be in charge of this, but since he has a conflict of interest, it's Michael Cole in charge. The bosses kiss a bit so Brie says let's get to it. Stephanie finally brings up Daniel Bryan, who is still recovering.
Brie shows us Stephanie being arrested two weeks ago to drag this out even more. She makes some bizarre references to Stephanie being with some woman during her time in jail before saying she'll humiliate Stephanie in front of the universe at Summerslam. This is going to be for Daniel Bryan, Vickie Guerrero, the Rhodes Family, and every other person on the roster that Stephanie has tortured. A quick Punk chant starts up as Brie talks about karma coming around onto Stephanie.
Now it's Stephanie's turn as she calls Brie a wannabe reality star who stole the spotlight from her sister and abandoned her husband. Stephanie is already embarrassed to be in the same ring as Brie and isn't going to let her make history at Summerslam. She slaps Nikki and shoves the table into Brie's stomach, sending her into the corner. A Pedigree from Stephanie lays out Nikki but Brie slaps HHH. Stephanie nails Brie and lays her out with a Pedigree as well. The Authority kisses some more to end the show.
Results
Roman Reigns b. Kane – Kane couldn't answer the ten count
Mark Henry b. Damien Sandow – World's Strongest Slam
Dean Ambrose b. Alberto Del Rio – Dirty Deeds
Rusev b. Sin Cara – Accolade
Dolph Ziggler b. Cesaro – Zig Zag
Goldust/Stardust b. Curtis Axel/Ryback – Dark Matter to Axel
Diego b. Fernando – Backstabber
Bo Dallas b. R-Truth – Rollup with a handful of tights
Heath Slater b. Seth Rollins – Rollup
Tuesday
Raw got a 2.86, down from last week.
A photo has surfaced from tonight's Smackdown tapings of a production truck saying Smackdown airs on Thursdays this fall. This is not official and could change.
Wednesday
Nothing.
Thursday
Alberto Del Rio has been fired due to unprofessional conduct and an altercation with an employee.
NXT
Date: August 8, 2014
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Rich Brennan, Jason Albert, Alex Riley
Things have been oddly dull in NXT lately but we've got a #1 contenders tournament starting up tonight whichs hould liven things up a bit. If nothing else there's going to be a new set of challengers for the Ascension, which is exactly what the division needs. We might even get some Vaudevillains tonight. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
Tag Team Tournament First Round: Tye Dillinger/Jason Jordan vs. Colin Cassady/Enzo Amore
HUGE pop for Enzo and Cass. Dillinger grabs a wristlock on Cass to start and is quickly sent to the corner by the throat. Cass: “How YOU doin?” Jordan comes in with a belly to back suplex for two and the pretty boys take over on Big Cass. We hit a reverse chinlock from Jordan as the fans are wanting Enzo.
Cass gets caught in a top wristlock from Tye but Cass blocks a stomp. The hot tag brings in Amore who gets his head superkicked into the third row. Tye doesn't cover for some reason though and brings Jordan back in. Cass dives into the corner to block a charge aimed at at Enzo, followed by a big boot to Jordan's face, giving Enzo the pin at 5:23.
We see the tournament brackets.
Amore/Cassady
Mojo Rawley/Bull Dempsey
Vaudevillains
Sami Zayn/???
Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel
Sin Cara/Kalisto
Wesley Blake/Buddy Murphy
Sami Zayn is in the back and says his assigned tag partner isn't medically cleared (no name is given) when Gabriel and Kidd come in to remind him of the time Kidd walked out on Sami in a tag match against Ascension. Zayn offers to beat them both tonight when Adam Rose comes up and offers to be Sami's partner. The fact that Sami is wearing an Axl Rose shirt is purely a coincidence I'm sure. Sami sucks Rose's lollipop.
CJ Parker vs. Xavier Woods
Parker says that the signs he carries are a social movement. Woods is in his traditional clothes and hasn't put on the white suit yet. It's a brawl to start and a clothesline puts Parker on the floor. Back in and Parker avoids a charge, sending Woods shoulder first into the post. We come back from a quick break with Parker getting two off a senton backsplash.
A running double knee in the corner sets up a top rope ax handle for two on Woods. We hit the chinlock on Xavier but he blocks a second backsplash with some knees. Woods comes back with some strikes and a high cross body. A running low Downward Spiral gets two on Parker and the Honor Roll clothesline gets the same.
Woods goes to the top rope and walks down a bit before diving four fifths of the way across the ring for a splash. Parker was so far across the ring that he could have put his foot on the opposite ropes. For some reason that only gets two and Parker comes back with a kind of Death Valley Driver for the pin at 8:12.
Tyler Breeze is going to cash in his title shot against Adrian Neville. No date is specified but this sounded like an announcement.
Bayley vs. Eva Marie
Eva comes out on a podium like a sculpture. Makes sense for her. Cue the You Can't Wrestle chants as they circle each other to start. We get the far better “BAYLEY'S GONNA HUG YOU” chant a few seconds later as Bayley takes Eva down to the mat and rides her for a bit before they roll around for some cradles. Eva gets two off a snap suplex but Bayley takes her down and hammers away. A running elbow in the corner sets up the Belly To Bayley for the pin on Eva at 3:18.
Tag Team Tournament First Round: Sami Zayn/Adam Rose vs. Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel
Even the announcers dance during Rose's entrance in a funny bit. Kidd grabs a headlock on Sami to start but Zayn comes back with some very fast armdrags. Rose comes in for a staredown with Kidd and a little spank to Tyson. Kidd heads outside for a meeting with Gabriel, earning Justin a spank of his own. Things finally get serious as Rose gets beaten down in the corner.
Gabriel kicks him in the back for two but Rose comes back with a spinebuster for a near fall of his own. Kidd helps put Rose in the Tree of Woe for a stomping and we take a break. Back with Kidd holding a chinlock on Rose and tagging in Justin to stomp away. The double teaming continues, including a low dropkick from Gabriel for two.
A belly to back suplex gets the same but Kidd's springboard elbow drop hits knees. I still think that would do more damage to Rose than Tyson but whatever. The hot tag brings in Sami to clean house, including the big flip dive to take out both villains. Rose goes up and hits a flip dive of his own. Back in and the Helluva Kick nails Gabriel for the pin at 9:48.
Results
Colin Cassady/Enzo Amore b. Jason Jordan/Tye Dillinger – Amore pinned Jordan after a big boot from Cassady
CJ Parker b. Xavier Woods – Death Valley Driver
Bayley b. Eva Marie – Belly To Bayley
Adam Rose/Sami Zayn b. Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel – Helluva Kick to Gabriel
Impact Wrestling
Date: August 7, 2014
Location: Manhattan Center, New York City, New York
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Taz
Tonight is the night. After all the weeks of build, all the hype and all the stories, tonight is when it finally happens. I won't spoil it for you here because I'm not TNA, but tonight is when something very big takes place. Granted they showed it on Impact last week, but that's been shown to work in drawing an audience in the past. Let's get to it.
We get a parental advisory due to mature subject matter for tonight's show.
Team 3D and Tommy Dreamer talk about how they're going to war tonight and promise to put Dixie through a table tonight.
We get the IT HAPPENS trailer to open the show.
Bram vs. Abyss
Monster's Ball. The bell rings and we've already got an ECW chant. They quickly head to the floor and the fans want tables. The announcers are telling the fans to call their friends for the Dixie stuff. Weapons are brought in and the fans want blood. Abyss wedges a chair between the ropes but takes some trashcans to the head to put him down.
Bram brings in a barbed wire board but gets sent into the corner for his efforts. He brings in the wrench but Abyss grates his crotch. Abyss sends him face first into the chair and it's time for Janice and the tacks. Bram tries to fight back but gets chokeslammed onto the tacks, only to have Magnus offer a distraction. A spear puts Abyss through the barbed wire board and a Janice shot to the ribs gives Bram the pin at 8:12.
Joe and Low Ki trade words over who will be X-Division Champion.
Team Dixie says they're ready for the war tonight. Snitsky insists it isn't his fault.
Here's the Trio with a bunch of women. MVP rants about how he had issues when he was the boss and how everyone whined to him. As long as they control the World Title, they control this company. Lashley is going to be champion for years to come and he's run through every hero here. First up there was Eric Young, then Jeff Hardy and last week it was Austin Aries. There's no one left for him to beat.
This brings out Bobby Roode for a war of words between he and MVP, but Roode wants to talk to Lashley. Roode says that he's a former World Champion and says MVP is going to manipulate Lashley every chance he gets. Lashley holds up the belt and the Trio attacks, with MVP nailing him with the crutch. Eric Young and Austin Aries come out for the save.
Gunner and Samuel Shaw are walking in the back when Anderson comes up. He wants to talk to Gunner but wants Shaw gone. Shaw leaves and Gunner says Anderson should trust Samuel. Anderson isn't impressed.
Bully Ray won't say who their fourth man for the eight man tag is.
Mr. Anderson/Samuel Shaw/Gunner vs. BroMans/DJZ
Anderson and Jesse get things going with the bigger star nailing a slam and elbows for two. Gunner comes in and hammers away for some two counts as I continue to wonder what happened to his big push. Gunner tries to tag out to Shaw but Anderson tags himself in due to mistrust. Anderson beats up the now legal Robbie but still won't tag Shaw. Instead it's Gunner again with the heels taking over via some good old fashioned eye rakes.
DJZ nails a missile dropkick and the triple teaming begins. A flapjack puts DJZ down but Anderson steals another tag from Shaw. Jesse and Ion save Robbie from a Mic Check and everything breaks down. Shaw finally comes in and destroys everything in sight, only to have Anderson get in an argument with him, allowing Robbie to roll Anderson up for the pin at 5:02.
Dixie has King Mo for protection tonight.
Gunner and Anderson argue about Shaw. Samuel comes in and breaks up the argument because it was his fault. This seems to appease Anderson a bit.
Ethan Carter III/Rhino/Rycklon Stephens/Gene Snitsky vs. Team 3D/Tommy Dreamer/???
This is a hardcore war but entrances are staggered every 90 seconds and the win can't take place until the last man enters. It's Carter vs. Dreamer to get things going and both have weapons. They quickly head outside with Dreamer's knees being sent into the steps. Back in and Dreamer hits a quick suplex with a Singapore cane before driving in a bunch of right hands in the corner. Rhino comes in to make it 2-1 and nails Dreamer with the trashcan lid. A bad looking spinebuster sets up some cane shots but D-Von ties things up with a trashcan. D-Von takes over with a few shots of his own and we take a break.
Back with Snitsky giving the Carters an advantage (and looking to weigh about 400lbs) until Bully Ray runs out to even things up again and clean house. Ray looks up at Dixie and Mo as the ECW guys keep dominating. Stephens comes in to complete Team Dixie and clean house with a chair. The heels destroy everyone until the big mystery partner is Al Snow.
The fans want Head (and have a bunch of mannequin heads of course) as Al beats up everyone again. Ray nails a top rope cross body (didn't look bad either) to take out the mercenaries. Spud tries to make a save but gets What's Up from Head. Snow moonsaults onto every heel not named Rhino as this just keeps going. Not that it matters as 3D ends Rhino at 17:37.
Bully tells Dixie that the clock is ticking but Dixie says King Mo will knock him out by the end of the night.
The Beautiful People don't like Taryn. Love wants her title shot.
Ethan says his partner will protect Dixie tonight.
Bound For Glory is coming to Tokyo.
Here are the Beautiful People to complain about Gail and Taryn getting all the attention. Angelina says they're hotter and that she's a better wrestler, so why isn't she getting all the accolades? Instead here's Taryn to say that she's never been champion but has Gail's respect. Angelina says she's better than both Taryn, Gail, and every other girl on the roster.
Velvet looks annoyed but here's Gail to interrupt. She's been given the choice of her opponent, so it's going to be a fourway next week. Velvet is asked her opinion but Gail cuts her off and says the title match will determine the best next week. The Beautiful People cleans house but gets sent to the floor for their efforts.
James Storm tells Sanada to win the X-Division Title and bow to him.
Someone whose name starts with an H and ends with a K is coming.
We get a preview for next week: the Hardys vs. Team 3D and a fourway Knockouts match.
Bully promises to put Dixie through a table.
X-Division Title: Sanada vs. Low Ki vs. Samoa Joe
The title is vacant coming in. James Storm introduces Sanada in a nice touch, even though I still don't know what he gets out of this. Joe hammers on Sanada in the corner to start before hitting the chop to his back and a kick to his face. Sanada avoids a knee drop and hits a quick basement dropkick before Low Ki comes back in for a slugout. Joe sends Ki out to the floor but Sanada breaks up a dive. Ki and Sanada head out to the floor for a brawl with Joe nailing both of them with a suicide elbow.
Back in and Joe does his powerbomb into the STF on Sanada. Ki makes a save and hits a cartwheel kick to Sanada's face, finally giving us the big showdown. Joe gets the better of it but Ki counters the MuscleBuster into a dragon sleeper. Sanada breaks the hold but Ki counters the tiger suplex into a double stomp for two. Joe puts Ki in a cross armbreaker before slapping the Clutch on Sanada for the title at 6:51.
King Mo is warming up as Dixie cheers him on.
Long video on Dixie vs. Bully. This is a really weird way of doing a segment as they're acknowledging what's coming but still treating it like it's spontaneous.
Here's all of Dixie's team but she fires Stephens and Snitsky like the maniac she is. Cue Team 3D and Dreamer with a table but Dixie hides behind everyone she's paid off. Ray promises to put Dixie through a table and Dreamer says Dixie is everything that's wrong with this business. Mo nails Dreamer and the brawl is on with the ECW guys taking over. Suddenly Dixie is alone in the ring with 3D but runs when she's about to take 3D.
Spud swears it's never going to happen but the entire locker room comes out to throw Dixie to the wolves (Team 3D, not Richards/Edwards). D-Von loads her up (and grabs her in a rather personal spot) and Bully powerbombs Dixie off the middle rope through the table, in what I believe was Dixie's first bump ever. We even get Bully's old euphoric look and the announcers are WAY too happy to see this.
I'm not sure how I feel about this. I have no problem with a heel, male or female, taking a big bump to end a story. What I'm not wild on is how everything was announced in advance. This is going to cause some issues in the mainstream media given how violent it was, but that's the nature of pro wrestling. It felt very scripted though and that's not a good thing, but the ending was exactly what it should have been.
Results
Bram b. Abyss – Janice to the ribs
BroMans/DJZ b. Mr. Anderson/Gunner/Samuel Shaw – Rollup to Anderson
Team 3D/Tommy Dreamer/Al Snow b. Rycklon Stephens/Gene Snitsky/Ethan Carter III/Rhino – 3D to Rhino
Samoa Joe b. Low Ki and Sanada – Koquina Clutch to Sanada
Friday
Smackdown
Date: August 8, 2014
Location: Laredo Energy Arena, Laredo, Texas
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
We're continuing to Summerslam and the main story continues to be Stephanie vs. Brie. With Cena and Bray gone, there really isn't much of interest on the shows. Thankfully we do have something to look forward to tonight as Ambrose gets to pick his stipulation for the match against Rollins at Summerslam. Let's get to it.
Here's Ambrose to select his stipulation for the match at Summerslam. Ambrose talks about how the Authority thought they had a plan but they found out you can't plan for insanity. Dean pulls out a list of options for the match: Cole Miner's Glove, Alligators Around The Ring, JBL's Hat On A Pole, Fight in the Parking Lot, Boxing, Good Housekeeping, Loser Washes HHH's Car match (“But Seth already does that” but all of those are off the table.
This brings out Rollins who wants Dean to just get to the chase. Dean introduces Seth as Mr. Money in the Bank and suggests the briefcase get a good detailing. Seth says Dean thinks with his heart instead of his head, but it's only going to get Dean so far. In two weeks, everyone is going to get to see the end of Dean Ambrose, “on the WWE Network for the low low price of $9.99.”
Dean asks if they're going to pay to see Seth run again. Not this time actually, because it's going to be a lumberjack match. Seth says he's not going anywhere at Summerslam because he still has the briefcase, and that makes him the future of this company. As for Ambrose's future, he has a match of his own, against Randy Orton. We get a clip of Orton attacking Reigns and Dean seems pleased.
Ryback/Curtis Axel vs. Mark Henry/Big Show
Henry and Axel get things going with Curtis bailing out to the floor. Ryback comes in and tells Henry to hit him so they shove each other around a few times. Ryback shoves him down and goes after the leg as the heels start tagging to stay on the leg. For some reason Ryback tries a powerbomb but is backdropped with ease. Big Show comes in to clean house and it's a World's Strongest Slam to Ryback and a chokeslam to Axel for the pin at 3:20.
Ziggler is with the Divas and Rosebuds as they watch Rollins' briefcase get destroyed. Rollins comes up and they insult each other a bit before making a match between the two of them for later.
Network ad.
Damien Sandow vs. Sin Cara
This time Damien is a border patrol agent, which is probably a jab at the immigration issues down in Texas. Sandow easily takes him down and drops the Wind-Up Elbow for two but Sin Cara's handspring elbow gets the same. Damien comes back with an Edge-O-Matic for two but Cara takes him down with ease and hits the Swanton for the pin at 2:02.
Six minute video on Lesnar vs. Cena from Raw.
Seth Rollins vs. Dolph Ziggler
Rollins quickly takes him down and puts on a chinlock followed by Three Amigos for two. Back to the chinlock for a bit until Dolph fights out with a jawbreaker. The Fameasser is countered though as Ziggler is sent out to the floor. We take a break and come back with Seth kicking Ziggler in the face for two before heading outside for more right hands to the head. Ziggler fights out of yet another chinlock and gets two off a neckbreaker.
A small package gets the same and Dolph grabs the running DDT for a third near fall in a row. Rollins counters the Zig Zag but gets sent out to the apron. Dolph avoids a springboard dive and grabs the Fameasser for two. Seth throws him shoulder first into the post to put Ziggler on the floor again before sending him into the barricade. Back in and the Curb Stomp is good for the pin at 10:55 shown of 13:25.
Randy Orton says Ambrose will find out who the truly sadistic one is in WWE.
Paige vs. Natalya
Natalya quickly takes her down into a Sharpshooter but Paige crawls out to the floor. The Paige Turner on the floor has Natalya mostly out but she still grabs a rollup for two. The PTO makes Natalya quit at 2:09.
Rusev vs. Big E.
The Bulgarian hammers away with shots to the face and a kick to Big E.'s chest. Big E. tries his Rock Bottom out of the corner but gets elbowed in the face. The belly to belly puts Rusev down but he misses the Warrior Splash. A kick to the face sets up the Accolade to make Big E. tap at 1:51. Speaking of pushes disappearing, have Woods, Kingston and Big E. appeared together on a major show since uniting?
Lana does her usual while the hold is still on.
Jericho talks about how he's going to rid the WWE of the disease that is Bray Wyatt. The antidote is spelled Y2J and he's going to shove the buzzards down Bray's throat.
After another Network plug, we get a recap of Brie vs. Stephanie on Raw.
Dean Ambrose vs. Randy Orton
Randy goes right for the bad arm as you would expect but Dean hammers him into the corner, also as you would expect. Ambrose takes him down into a headlock and hammers away with right hands to the head. Randy is sent outside and nailed with a suicide dive as we take a break. Back with Randy holding an armbar before sending Ambrose chest first into the buckle. The bad arm is bent around the ropes so Dean fights back with right hands to the jaw.
Randy takes him right back down by the arm but gets caught in a quick DDT. Dirty Deeds is countered but Randy is sent out to the floor. Another suicide dive is countered by a forearm to the head and Ambrose is sent into the steps. The Elevated DDT is reversed with a backdrop over the top and now the suicide dive connects. Back in and the Rebound Clothesline drops Orton. Dirty Deeds connects but Rollins comes in for the DQ at 9:40 shown of 13:10.
The brawl is on until Orton takes Dean down with an RKO. Rollins pours a soda on Ambrose's face and shouts that this isn't a game. A Curb Stomp ends Ambrose to close the show.
Results
Big Show/Mark Henry b. Curtis Axel/Ryback – Chokeslam to Axel
Sin Cara b. Damien Sandow – Swanton Bomb
Seth Rollins b. Dolph Ziggler – Curb Stomp
Paige b. Natalya – PTO
Rusev b. Big E. – Accolade
Dean Ambrose b. Randy Orton via DQ when Seth Rollins interfered
Saturday
Allegedly Alberto Del Rio was fired for slapping a WWE reporter who used a racial slur. This is not confirmed.
Sunday
Nothing.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Roman Reigns b. Kane – Kane couldn't answer the ten count
Mark Henry b. Damien Sandow – World's Strongest Slam
Dean Ambrose b. Alberto Del Rio – Dirty Deeds
Rusev b. Sin Cara – Accolade
Dolph Ziggler b. Cesaro – Zig Zag
Goldust/Stardust b. Curtis Axel/Ryback – Dark Matter to Axel
Diego b. Fernando – Backstabber
Bo Dallas b. R-Truth – Rollup with a handful of tights
Heath Slater b. Seth Rollins – Rollup
NXT
Colin Cassady/Enzo Amore b. Jason Jordan/Tye Dillinger – Amore pinned Jordan after a big boot from Cassady
CJ Parker b. Xavier Woods – Death Valley Driver
Bayley b. Eva Marie – Belly To Bayley
Adam Rose/Sami Zayn b. Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel – Helluva Kick to Gabriel
Impact Wrestling
Bram b. Abyss – Janice to the ribs
BroMans/DJZ b. Mr. Anderson/Gunner/Samuel Shaw – Rollup to Anderson
Team 3D/Tommy Dreamer/Al Snow b. Rycklon Stephens/Gene Snitsky/Ethan Carter III/Rhino – 3D to Rhino
Samoa Joe b. Low Ki and Sanada – Koquina Clutch to Sanada
Smackdown
Big Show/Mark Henry b. Curtis Axel/Ryback – Chokeslam to Axel
Sin Cara b. Damien Sandow – Swanton Bomb
Seth Rollins b. Dolph Ziggler – Curb Stomp
Paige b. Natalya – PTO
Rusev b. Big E. – Accolade
Dean Ambrose b. Randy Orton via DQ when Seth Rollins interfered
Monday Night Raw
Date: August 4, 2014
Location: Frank Erwin Center, Austin, Texas
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, John Bradshaw Layfield
This is a very dull time for WWE as so much of the Summerslam build is already done and there are still four weeks to go before the show. They're already running out of things to put on the shows so you can expect a lot of filler instead of interesting ideas. Also you can see the Network plugs coming from here. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Orton attacking Reigns last week.
Here's the Authority in full force to open things up. HHH talks about how we can watch Summerslam in two weeks on the WWE Network for just $9.99. He lists off a few more matches and mentions the Network price three or four more times. As for tonight, there's going to be a Beat the Clock Challenge between Rollins (vs. Van Dam) and Ambrose (vs. Del Rio) with the winner picking the stipulation for the match at Summerslam (“Available on the WWE Network for just $9.99!”
.Stephanie talks about signing the contract with Brie tonight and how that's going to be on the Network for....well you know the idea by now. So does the crowd as they're finishing HHH's lines for him. Lawler is cracking jokes about it as well, even though HHH is clearly hammering it home to play up the heel heat.
Orton says that what he did last week was nothing compared to what he's going to do to him at Summerslam. This brings out Reigns who says that he wants to fight tonight, but HHH has another idea. They'll fight at Summerslam (“On the WWE Network for just $9.99!”
but tonight, it's Reigns vs. Kane in a last man standing match.Kane vs. Roman Reigns
Last man standing. Reigns hammers away to start as the announcers talk about the Network even more. They head outside with Reigns being hammered up against the barricade and then sent into the steps for a five count. Reigns is sent into the post a few more times as the announcers continue to hammer the $9.99 joke into the ground to the point where I'm laughing at it.
We take an early break and come back with Reigns reversing Kane into a chair wedged into the corner. Some charges into the corner have Kane in even more trouble and Roman hammers away with right hands. There's the apron boot but Kane blocks a spear. A table is brought in and Kane counters a Superman Punch into a quick chokeslam to put Reigns through the wood for nine.
Kane is frustrated and sets up a chair in the middle of the ring. The tombstone is countered and Reigns hits a DDT onto the chair. Reigns hits the Superman Punch but charges into another chokeslam. Reigns slips out again and nails a bad spear to keep Kane down for the ten count at 15:16.
We get a LONG (as in about five minutes) video on Brock vs. Cena, with sitdown promos from both guys, talking about how awesome they are and saying this is going to be the fight of their lives, even though Brock knows he's going to win. This is a really solid video with clips of the Extreme Rules match and the Streak being broken. We even get stills from some UFC fights. Brock says if he had stayed in the WWE, Cena would be sitting at home eating Fruity Pebbles instead of getting paid to eat them on TV. Lesnar promises to leave Cena in a pool of his own blood.
Network plug.
Here's Damien Sandow as an Oklahoma Sooner football player. He rips on the Texas Longhorns before his opponent is announced as a former Longhorn.
Mark Henry vs. Damien Sandow
World's Strongest Slam, Henry walks around, pin in 40 seconds. Not quite the battle to save Christmas.
Adam Rose is in the back and looks at the Oculus Mirror. He says it shows your nightmare, so we see him in a suit as a businessman. Rose and the Rosebuds leave after this STUPID segment.
Beat the Clock: Dean Ambrose vs. Alberto Del Rio
Jerry: “I hope this match goes 10:39.” Cole: “Why?” Jerry: “Then it would be 9.99!” Del Rio takes over with some kicks including a dropkick to the back of the head for two. Some choking in the corner has Dean in trouble but he comes back with some right hands of his own. They head outside with Del Rio sending Ambrose hard into the barricade. Back in and Del Rio hammers away on the bad arm and sends it into the post.
An armbar goes nowhere and Del Rio jumps into a boot. Dean makes his comeback but gets caught by the low superkick for two. Alberto sends him out to the floor and we take a break. Back with Deal fighting out of another armbar but getting taken right back down. Del Rio accidentally kicks the post instead of Dean's shoulder and gets caught in a DDT.
Del Rio counters the Dirty Deeds and hits a VERY low reverse superplex for two. The Rebound Clothesline gets two on Alberto but he counters Dirty Deeds into a Codebreaker on the arm. The armbreaker over the ropes has the arm in even more trouble but Dean nails Dirty Deeds for the pin at 15:42.
Long recap of Stephanie and Brie last week.
Rusev vs. Sin Cara
This match took place during the break on the WWE App with Rusev winning a squash in about 45 seconds via the Accolade. Uh....sweet?
Post match we get pictures of Obama holding a dog and Putin holding what looks like a cheetah. Lana sings Happy Birthday to Obama in Russian until Colter and Swagger interrupt. Colter goes on a rant about how everyone is sick of Lana's Russian ramblings and shows some photos of American men and women Swagger is fighting for. He cranks it up by showing stills of American soldiers and the USA chant begins. Rusev and Lana pretend to back off but Rusev nails Swagger with the Russian flag. Colter is left alone but Lana calls Rusev off.
The big Network announcement: it's going international on August 12 and to England on October 1.
Cesaro vs. Dolph Ziggler
Miz is on commentary drinking tea because he has a hoarse voice. Cesaro throws Ziggler around with ease but has a suplex reversed into the Zig Zag for the pin at 2:58. Nothing match but Cesaro gets to job AGAIN.
Post match Miz gets in the ring but runs from a superkick.
After a clip of Paige knocking AJ off the stage last week, Paige says she admires AJ and that she can't wait for their match at Summerslam.
Stardust/Goldust vs. Ryback/Curtis Axel
Goldust hammers on Ryback to start but gets taken into the wrong corner for some quick double teaming. A suplex gets two on Goldust and it's off to Axel, who quickly allows Goldust to roll over for the tag to Stardust. Everything breaks down and Dark Matter (Downward Spiral) to Axel gets the pin at 2:50.
Kane comes in to see the Authority and takes off his mask, hands it to Stephanie, and leaves.
Chris Jericho vs. Luke Harper
If Jericho wins, Harper is barred from ringside at Summerslam. Jericho gets taken down into the corner but comes back with chops, only to get run over with a forearm. Off to the Gator Roll but Jericho fights up again with chops. An enziguri gets two on Luke but he comes back with a Michinoku Driver for the same.
There's a big sitout powerbomb for the same and Harper calmly smiles. Back up and Jericho grabs the Walls but Bray comes out for a distraction. Harper is down so Jericho has to hit the Codebreaker on Harper. The distraction....doesn't work as a Codebreaker puts Harper on the floor, only to have Bray come in for the DQ at 5:20.
Sister Abigail lays out Jericho post match.
AJ Lee returns tomorrow night on Main Event. In other words, she missed Raw and has been gone for three days?
Diego vs. Fandango
Because THIS needed a trilogy. This time, Fandango has Hornswoggle as his new dance partner. Diego easily takes Fandango down but gets distracted by Hornswoggle. It backfires on the dancer though and another Backstabber gets the pin on Fandango at 48 seconds.
Hornswoggle joins Diego, Torito, and the girls but Fandango gets annoyed. That goes nowhere and Fandango is dispatched again, because this story needed to be done three times.
Orton looks at a video of his attack on Reigns last week and says that he's going to do even worse at Summerslam.
Bo Dallas vs. R-Truth
Now how did I know it would be R-Truth again? Truth shoves him around to start but misses the ax kick. Dallas rolls him up with a handful of tights for the pin at 1:05.
JBL now has a $9.99 sign.
Bray comes up on screen and asks why the man does what he does. Why does the man say what he says and why don't the sheep run from the hungry wolf? At Summerslam, he enters battle without his brothers. He won't be alone though because her hand guides him and the world leaves him behind. How can Jericho save what is already dead? What is Bray? He's the nightmare at the end of Jericho's dreams and he stands beyond time. Time to sing.
The announcers plug Brock vs. Cena from Extreme Rules airing immediately after Raw on the Network.
More from the Lesnar and Cena interviews in another solid video. This is a nice way to cover Brock and Cena not being there tonight. This time Brock says he's back to be WWE Champion and is coming off the biggest win of his career. Why shouldn't he have been able to beat Undertaker? The Undertaker wasn't a god and Brock Lesnar is a beast. Now why can't he beat Cena? John talks about how he knows what kind of a beating he's in for but he knows what it takes to beat Brock. If Lesnar wants some, come get some. We get some of the same clips from the first video as well.
Beat The Clock Challenge: Rob Van Dam vs. Seth Rollins
I forgot this was happening. Seth has to beat 15:42. JBL actually picks Van Dam to win here because Seth is going to be thinking about the clock. Actually scratch this as the Authority has a replacement for Van Dam.
Beat The Clock Challenge: Heath Slater vs. Seth Rollins
Rollins allows Slater to leave but Heath fires off some right hands. Ambrose comes out for a distraction, allowing Slater to get a VERY close two off a running neckbreaker. Now Dean takes the briefcase and starts looking through it, even ripping up Seth's contract. This distraction lets Slater hit a side kick for an even closer two. Dean starts drinking a fan's soda and pours it into the briefcase. He follows it up with popcorn and JBL's hat as Rollins keeps shouting at him. Dean gets up on the table, and you know that's enough for Slater to get a rollup pin at 4:56.
One more Network ad, this time for the Cena vs. Lesnar match from 2012 airing after the show.
Time for the main event segment: Brie and Stephanie's contract signing. HHH comes out to back up his wife and Brie of course has Nikki. HHH says that he's the COO and would usually be in charge of this, but since he has a conflict of interest, it's Michael Cole in charge. The bosses kiss a bit so Brie says let's get to it. Stephanie finally brings up Daniel Bryan, who is still recovering.
Brie shows us Stephanie being arrested two weeks ago to drag this out even more. She makes some bizarre references to Stephanie being with some woman during her time in jail before saying she'll humiliate Stephanie in front of the universe at Summerslam. This is going to be for Daniel Bryan, Vickie Guerrero, the Rhodes Family, and every other person on the roster that Stephanie has tortured. A quick Punk chant starts up as Brie talks about karma coming around onto Stephanie.
Now it's Stephanie's turn as she calls Brie a wannabe reality star who stole the spotlight from her sister and abandoned her husband. Stephanie is already embarrassed to be in the same ring as Brie and isn't going to let her make history at Summerslam. She slaps Nikki and shoves the table into Brie's stomach, sending her into the corner. A Pedigree from Stephanie lays out Nikki but Brie slaps HHH. Stephanie nails Brie and lays her out with a Pedigree as well. The Authority kisses some more to end the show.
Results
Roman Reigns b. Kane – Kane couldn't answer the ten count
Mark Henry b. Damien Sandow – World's Strongest Slam
Dean Ambrose b. Alberto Del Rio – Dirty Deeds
Rusev b. Sin Cara – Accolade
Dolph Ziggler b. Cesaro – Zig Zag
Goldust/Stardust b. Curtis Axel/Ryback – Dark Matter to Axel
Diego b. Fernando – Backstabber
Bo Dallas b. R-Truth – Rollup with a handful of tights
Heath Slater b. Seth Rollins – Rollup
Tuesday
Raw got a 2.86, down from last week.
A photo has surfaced from tonight's Smackdown tapings of a production truck saying Smackdown airs on Thursdays this fall. This is not official and could change.
Wednesday
Nothing.
Thursday
Alberto Del Rio has been fired due to unprofessional conduct and an altercation with an employee.
NXT
Date: August 8, 2014
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Rich Brennan, Jason Albert, Alex Riley
Things have been oddly dull in NXT lately but we've got a #1 contenders tournament starting up tonight whichs hould liven things up a bit. If nothing else there's going to be a new set of challengers for the Ascension, which is exactly what the division needs. We might even get some Vaudevillains tonight. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
Tag Team Tournament First Round: Tye Dillinger/Jason Jordan vs. Colin Cassady/Enzo Amore
HUGE pop for Enzo and Cass. Dillinger grabs a wristlock on Cass to start and is quickly sent to the corner by the throat. Cass: “How YOU doin?” Jordan comes in with a belly to back suplex for two and the pretty boys take over on Big Cass. We hit a reverse chinlock from Jordan as the fans are wanting Enzo.
Cass gets caught in a top wristlock from Tye but Cass blocks a stomp. The hot tag brings in Amore who gets his head superkicked into the third row. Tye doesn't cover for some reason though and brings Jordan back in. Cass dives into the corner to block a charge aimed at at Enzo, followed by a big boot to Jordan's face, giving Enzo the pin at 5:23.
We see the tournament brackets.
Amore/Cassady
Mojo Rawley/Bull Dempsey
Vaudevillains
Sami Zayn/???
Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel
Sin Cara/Kalisto
Wesley Blake/Buddy Murphy
Sami Zayn is in the back and says his assigned tag partner isn't medically cleared (no name is given) when Gabriel and Kidd come in to remind him of the time Kidd walked out on Sami in a tag match against Ascension. Zayn offers to beat them both tonight when Adam Rose comes up and offers to be Sami's partner. The fact that Sami is wearing an Axl Rose shirt is purely a coincidence I'm sure. Sami sucks Rose's lollipop.
CJ Parker vs. Xavier Woods
Parker says that the signs he carries are a social movement. Woods is in his traditional clothes and hasn't put on the white suit yet. It's a brawl to start and a clothesline puts Parker on the floor. Back in and Parker avoids a charge, sending Woods shoulder first into the post. We come back from a quick break with Parker getting two off a senton backsplash.
A running double knee in the corner sets up a top rope ax handle for two on Woods. We hit the chinlock on Xavier but he blocks a second backsplash with some knees. Woods comes back with some strikes and a high cross body. A running low Downward Spiral gets two on Parker and the Honor Roll clothesline gets the same.
Woods goes to the top rope and walks down a bit before diving four fifths of the way across the ring for a splash. Parker was so far across the ring that he could have put his foot on the opposite ropes. For some reason that only gets two and Parker comes back with a kind of Death Valley Driver for the pin at 8:12.
Tyler Breeze is going to cash in his title shot against Adrian Neville. No date is specified but this sounded like an announcement.
Bayley vs. Eva Marie
Eva comes out on a podium like a sculpture. Makes sense for her. Cue the You Can't Wrestle chants as they circle each other to start. We get the far better “BAYLEY'S GONNA HUG YOU” chant a few seconds later as Bayley takes Eva down to the mat and rides her for a bit before they roll around for some cradles. Eva gets two off a snap suplex but Bayley takes her down and hammers away. A running elbow in the corner sets up the Belly To Bayley for the pin on Eva at 3:18.
Tag Team Tournament First Round: Sami Zayn/Adam Rose vs. Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel
Even the announcers dance during Rose's entrance in a funny bit. Kidd grabs a headlock on Sami to start but Zayn comes back with some very fast armdrags. Rose comes in for a staredown with Kidd and a little spank to Tyson. Kidd heads outside for a meeting with Gabriel, earning Justin a spank of his own. Things finally get serious as Rose gets beaten down in the corner.
Gabriel kicks him in the back for two but Rose comes back with a spinebuster for a near fall of his own. Kidd helps put Rose in the Tree of Woe for a stomping and we take a break. Back with Kidd holding a chinlock on Rose and tagging in Justin to stomp away. The double teaming continues, including a low dropkick from Gabriel for two.
A belly to back suplex gets the same but Kidd's springboard elbow drop hits knees. I still think that would do more damage to Rose than Tyson but whatever. The hot tag brings in Sami to clean house, including the big flip dive to take out both villains. Rose goes up and hits a flip dive of his own. Back in and the Helluva Kick nails Gabriel for the pin at 9:48.
Results
Colin Cassady/Enzo Amore b. Jason Jordan/Tye Dillinger – Amore pinned Jordan after a big boot from Cassady
CJ Parker b. Xavier Woods – Death Valley Driver
Bayley b. Eva Marie – Belly To Bayley
Adam Rose/Sami Zayn b. Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel – Helluva Kick to Gabriel
Impact Wrestling
Date: August 7, 2014
Location: Manhattan Center, New York City, New York
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Taz
Tonight is the night. After all the weeks of build, all the hype and all the stories, tonight is when it finally happens. I won't spoil it for you here because I'm not TNA, but tonight is when something very big takes place. Granted they showed it on Impact last week, but that's been shown to work in drawing an audience in the past. Let's get to it.
We get a parental advisory due to mature subject matter for tonight's show.
Team 3D and Tommy Dreamer talk about how they're going to war tonight and promise to put Dixie through a table tonight.
We get the IT HAPPENS trailer to open the show.
Bram vs. Abyss
Monster's Ball. The bell rings and we've already got an ECW chant. They quickly head to the floor and the fans want tables. The announcers are telling the fans to call their friends for the Dixie stuff. Weapons are brought in and the fans want blood. Abyss wedges a chair between the ropes but takes some trashcans to the head to put him down.
Bram brings in a barbed wire board but gets sent into the corner for his efforts. He brings in the wrench but Abyss grates his crotch. Abyss sends him face first into the chair and it's time for Janice and the tacks. Bram tries to fight back but gets chokeslammed onto the tacks, only to have Magnus offer a distraction. A spear puts Abyss through the barbed wire board and a Janice shot to the ribs gives Bram the pin at 8:12.
Joe and Low Ki trade words over who will be X-Division Champion.
Team Dixie says they're ready for the war tonight. Snitsky insists it isn't his fault.
Here's the Trio with a bunch of women. MVP rants about how he had issues when he was the boss and how everyone whined to him. As long as they control the World Title, they control this company. Lashley is going to be champion for years to come and he's run through every hero here. First up there was Eric Young, then Jeff Hardy and last week it was Austin Aries. There's no one left for him to beat.
This brings out Bobby Roode for a war of words between he and MVP, but Roode wants to talk to Lashley. Roode says that he's a former World Champion and says MVP is going to manipulate Lashley every chance he gets. Lashley holds up the belt and the Trio attacks, with MVP nailing him with the crutch. Eric Young and Austin Aries come out for the save.
Gunner and Samuel Shaw are walking in the back when Anderson comes up. He wants to talk to Gunner but wants Shaw gone. Shaw leaves and Gunner says Anderson should trust Samuel. Anderson isn't impressed.
Bully Ray won't say who their fourth man for the eight man tag is.
Mr. Anderson/Samuel Shaw/Gunner vs. BroMans/DJZ
Anderson and Jesse get things going with the bigger star nailing a slam and elbows for two. Gunner comes in and hammers away for some two counts as I continue to wonder what happened to his big push. Gunner tries to tag out to Shaw but Anderson tags himself in due to mistrust. Anderson beats up the now legal Robbie but still won't tag Shaw. Instead it's Gunner again with the heels taking over via some good old fashioned eye rakes.
DJZ nails a missile dropkick and the triple teaming begins. A flapjack puts DJZ down but Anderson steals another tag from Shaw. Jesse and Ion save Robbie from a Mic Check and everything breaks down. Shaw finally comes in and destroys everything in sight, only to have Anderson get in an argument with him, allowing Robbie to roll Anderson up for the pin at 5:02.
Dixie has King Mo for protection tonight.
Gunner and Anderson argue about Shaw. Samuel comes in and breaks up the argument because it was his fault. This seems to appease Anderson a bit.
Ethan Carter III/Rhino/Rycklon Stephens/Gene Snitsky vs. Team 3D/Tommy Dreamer/???
This is a hardcore war but entrances are staggered every 90 seconds and the win can't take place until the last man enters. It's Carter vs. Dreamer to get things going and both have weapons. They quickly head outside with Dreamer's knees being sent into the steps. Back in and Dreamer hits a quick suplex with a Singapore cane before driving in a bunch of right hands in the corner. Rhino comes in to make it 2-1 and nails Dreamer with the trashcan lid. A bad looking spinebuster sets up some cane shots but D-Von ties things up with a trashcan. D-Von takes over with a few shots of his own and we take a break.
Back with Snitsky giving the Carters an advantage (and looking to weigh about 400lbs) until Bully Ray runs out to even things up again and clean house. Ray looks up at Dixie and Mo as the ECW guys keep dominating. Stephens comes in to complete Team Dixie and clean house with a chair. The heels destroy everyone until the big mystery partner is Al Snow.
The fans want Head (and have a bunch of mannequin heads of course) as Al beats up everyone again. Ray nails a top rope cross body (didn't look bad either) to take out the mercenaries. Spud tries to make a save but gets What's Up from Head. Snow moonsaults onto every heel not named Rhino as this just keeps going. Not that it matters as 3D ends Rhino at 17:37.
Bully tells Dixie that the clock is ticking but Dixie says King Mo will knock him out by the end of the night.
The Beautiful People don't like Taryn. Love wants her title shot.
Ethan says his partner will protect Dixie tonight.
Bound For Glory is coming to Tokyo.
Here are the Beautiful People to complain about Gail and Taryn getting all the attention. Angelina says they're hotter and that she's a better wrestler, so why isn't she getting all the accolades? Instead here's Taryn to say that she's never been champion but has Gail's respect. Angelina says she's better than both Taryn, Gail, and every other girl on the roster.
Velvet looks annoyed but here's Gail to interrupt. She's been given the choice of her opponent, so it's going to be a fourway next week. Velvet is asked her opinion but Gail cuts her off and says the title match will determine the best next week. The Beautiful People cleans house but gets sent to the floor for their efforts.
James Storm tells Sanada to win the X-Division Title and bow to him.
Someone whose name starts with an H and ends with a K is coming.
We get a preview for next week: the Hardys vs. Team 3D and a fourway Knockouts match.
Bully promises to put Dixie through a table.
X-Division Title: Sanada vs. Low Ki vs. Samoa Joe
The title is vacant coming in. James Storm introduces Sanada in a nice touch, even though I still don't know what he gets out of this. Joe hammers on Sanada in the corner to start before hitting the chop to his back and a kick to his face. Sanada avoids a knee drop and hits a quick basement dropkick before Low Ki comes back in for a slugout. Joe sends Ki out to the floor but Sanada breaks up a dive. Ki and Sanada head out to the floor for a brawl with Joe nailing both of them with a suicide elbow.
Back in and Joe does his powerbomb into the STF on Sanada. Ki makes a save and hits a cartwheel kick to Sanada's face, finally giving us the big showdown. Joe gets the better of it but Ki counters the MuscleBuster into a dragon sleeper. Sanada breaks the hold but Ki counters the tiger suplex into a double stomp for two. Joe puts Ki in a cross armbreaker before slapping the Clutch on Sanada for the title at 6:51.
King Mo is warming up as Dixie cheers him on.
Long video on Dixie vs. Bully. This is a really weird way of doing a segment as they're acknowledging what's coming but still treating it like it's spontaneous.
Here's all of Dixie's team but she fires Stephens and Snitsky like the maniac she is. Cue Team 3D and Dreamer with a table but Dixie hides behind everyone she's paid off. Ray promises to put Dixie through a table and Dreamer says Dixie is everything that's wrong with this business. Mo nails Dreamer and the brawl is on with the ECW guys taking over. Suddenly Dixie is alone in the ring with 3D but runs when she's about to take 3D.
Spud swears it's never going to happen but the entire locker room comes out to throw Dixie to the wolves (Team 3D, not Richards/Edwards). D-Von loads her up (and grabs her in a rather personal spot) and Bully powerbombs Dixie off the middle rope through the table, in what I believe was Dixie's first bump ever. We even get Bully's old euphoric look and the announcers are WAY too happy to see this.
I'm not sure how I feel about this. I have no problem with a heel, male or female, taking a big bump to end a story. What I'm not wild on is how everything was announced in advance. This is going to cause some issues in the mainstream media given how violent it was, but that's the nature of pro wrestling. It felt very scripted though and that's not a good thing, but the ending was exactly what it should have been.
Results
Bram b. Abyss – Janice to the ribs
BroMans/DJZ b. Mr. Anderson/Gunner/Samuel Shaw – Rollup to Anderson
Team 3D/Tommy Dreamer/Al Snow b. Rycklon Stephens/Gene Snitsky/Ethan Carter III/Rhino – 3D to Rhino
Samoa Joe b. Low Ki and Sanada – Koquina Clutch to Sanada
Friday
Smackdown
Date: August 8, 2014
Location: Laredo Energy Arena, Laredo, Texas
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
We're continuing to Summerslam and the main story continues to be Stephanie vs. Brie. With Cena and Bray gone, there really isn't much of interest on the shows. Thankfully we do have something to look forward to tonight as Ambrose gets to pick his stipulation for the match against Rollins at Summerslam. Let's get to it.
Here's Ambrose to select his stipulation for the match at Summerslam. Ambrose talks about how the Authority thought they had a plan but they found out you can't plan for insanity. Dean pulls out a list of options for the match: Cole Miner's Glove, Alligators Around The Ring, JBL's Hat On A Pole, Fight in the Parking Lot, Boxing, Good Housekeeping, Loser Washes HHH's Car match (“But Seth already does that”
but all of those are off the table.This brings out Rollins who wants Dean to just get to the chase. Dean introduces Seth as Mr. Money in the Bank and suggests the briefcase get a good detailing. Seth says Dean thinks with his heart instead of his head, but it's only going to get Dean so far. In two weeks, everyone is going to get to see the end of Dean Ambrose, “on the WWE Network for the low low price of $9.99.”
Dean asks if they're going to pay to see Seth run again. Not this time actually, because it's going to be a lumberjack match. Seth says he's not going anywhere at Summerslam because he still has the briefcase, and that makes him the future of this company. As for Ambrose's future, he has a match of his own, against Randy Orton. We get a clip of Orton attacking Reigns and Dean seems pleased.
Ryback/Curtis Axel vs. Mark Henry/Big Show
Henry and Axel get things going with Curtis bailing out to the floor. Ryback comes in and tells Henry to hit him so they shove each other around a few times. Ryback shoves him down and goes after the leg as the heels start tagging to stay on the leg. For some reason Ryback tries a powerbomb but is backdropped with ease. Big Show comes in to clean house and it's a World's Strongest Slam to Ryback and a chokeslam to Axel for the pin at 3:20.
Ziggler is with the Divas and Rosebuds as they watch Rollins' briefcase get destroyed. Rollins comes up and they insult each other a bit before making a match between the two of them for later.
Network ad.
Damien Sandow vs. Sin Cara
This time Damien is a border patrol agent, which is probably a jab at the immigration issues down in Texas. Sandow easily takes him down and drops the Wind-Up Elbow for two but Sin Cara's handspring elbow gets the same. Damien comes back with an Edge-O-Matic for two but Cara takes him down with ease and hits the Swanton for the pin at 2:02.
Six minute video on Lesnar vs. Cena from Raw.
Seth Rollins vs. Dolph Ziggler
Rollins quickly takes him down and puts on a chinlock followed by Three Amigos for two. Back to the chinlock for a bit until Dolph fights out with a jawbreaker. The Fameasser is countered though as Ziggler is sent out to the floor. We take a break and come back with Seth kicking Ziggler in the face for two before heading outside for more right hands to the head. Ziggler fights out of yet another chinlock and gets two off a neckbreaker.
A small package gets the same and Dolph grabs the running DDT for a third near fall in a row. Rollins counters the Zig Zag but gets sent out to the apron. Dolph avoids a springboard dive and grabs the Fameasser for two. Seth throws him shoulder first into the post to put Ziggler on the floor again before sending him into the barricade. Back in and the Curb Stomp is good for the pin at 10:55 shown of 13:25.
Randy Orton says Ambrose will find out who the truly sadistic one is in WWE.
Paige vs. Natalya
Natalya quickly takes her down into a Sharpshooter but Paige crawls out to the floor. The Paige Turner on the floor has Natalya mostly out but she still grabs a rollup for two. The PTO makes Natalya quit at 2:09.
Rusev vs. Big E.
The Bulgarian hammers away with shots to the face and a kick to Big E.'s chest. Big E. tries his Rock Bottom out of the corner but gets elbowed in the face. The belly to belly puts Rusev down but he misses the Warrior Splash. A kick to the face sets up the Accolade to make Big E. tap at 1:51. Speaking of pushes disappearing, have Woods, Kingston and Big E. appeared together on a major show since uniting?
Lana does her usual while the hold is still on.
Jericho talks about how he's going to rid the WWE of the disease that is Bray Wyatt. The antidote is spelled Y2J and he's going to shove the buzzards down Bray's throat.
After another Network plug, we get a recap of Brie vs. Stephanie on Raw.
Dean Ambrose vs. Randy Orton
Randy goes right for the bad arm as you would expect but Dean hammers him into the corner, also as you would expect. Ambrose takes him down into a headlock and hammers away with right hands to the head. Randy is sent outside and nailed with a suicide dive as we take a break. Back with Randy holding an armbar before sending Ambrose chest first into the buckle. The bad arm is bent around the ropes so Dean fights back with right hands to the jaw.
Randy takes him right back down by the arm but gets caught in a quick DDT. Dirty Deeds is countered but Randy is sent out to the floor. Another suicide dive is countered by a forearm to the head and Ambrose is sent into the steps. The Elevated DDT is reversed with a backdrop over the top and now the suicide dive connects. Back in and the Rebound Clothesline drops Orton. Dirty Deeds connects but Rollins comes in for the DQ at 9:40 shown of 13:10.
The brawl is on until Orton takes Dean down with an RKO. Rollins pours a soda on Ambrose's face and shouts that this isn't a game. A Curb Stomp ends Ambrose to close the show.
Results
Big Show/Mark Henry b. Curtis Axel/Ryback – Chokeslam to Axel
Sin Cara b. Damien Sandow – Swanton Bomb
Seth Rollins b. Dolph Ziggler – Curb Stomp
Paige b. Natalya – PTO
Rusev b. Big E. – Accolade
Dean Ambrose b. Randy Orton via DQ when Seth Rollins interfered
Saturday
Allegedly Alberto Del Rio was fired for slapping a WWE reporter who used a racial slur. This is not confirmed.
Sunday
Nothing.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Roman Reigns b. Kane – Kane couldn't answer the ten count
Mark Henry b. Damien Sandow – World's Strongest Slam
Dean Ambrose b. Alberto Del Rio – Dirty Deeds
Rusev b. Sin Cara – Accolade
Dolph Ziggler b. Cesaro – Zig Zag
Goldust/Stardust b. Curtis Axel/Ryback – Dark Matter to Axel
Diego b. Fernando – Backstabber
Bo Dallas b. R-Truth – Rollup with a handful of tights
Heath Slater b. Seth Rollins – Rollup
NXT
Colin Cassady/Enzo Amore b. Jason Jordan/Tye Dillinger – Amore pinned Jordan after a big boot from Cassady
CJ Parker b. Xavier Woods – Death Valley Driver
Bayley b. Eva Marie – Belly To Bayley
Adam Rose/Sami Zayn b. Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel – Helluva Kick to Gabriel
Impact Wrestling
Bram b. Abyss – Janice to the ribs
BroMans/DJZ b. Mr. Anderson/Gunner/Samuel Shaw – Rollup to Anderson
Team 3D/Tommy Dreamer/Al Snow b. Rycklon Stephens/Gene Snitsky/Ethan Carter III/Rhino – 3D to Rhino
Samoa Joe b. Low Ki and Sanada – Koquina Clutch to Sanada
Smackdown
Big Show/Mark Henry b. Curtis Axel/Ryback – Chokeslam to Axel
Sin Cara b. Damien Sandow – Swanton Bomb
Seth Rollins b. Dolph Ziggler – Curb Stomp
Paige b. Natalya – PTO
Rusev b. Big E. – Accolade
Dean Ambrose b. Randy Orton via DQ when Seth Rollins interfered