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Friday
Smackdown
Date: August 15, 2014
Location: Key Arena, Seattle, Washington
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
It's the very final show before Summerslam and man alive does it feel like it's taken awhile to get here. The main story coming off of Monday is Cena standing toe to toe with Lesnar and being ready to fight on Sunday. Unfortunately tonight is likely going to be about an hour and forty five minutes of filler and a few minutes of good build. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
MizTV gets things going with the host in a red suit. He talks about how awesome it's going to be when the Hollywood icon gets to defend his title in Hollywood. Nice touch. His guest tonight is Roman Reigns to a solid ovation. Miz mentions his mom being a big Reigns fan and asks if Roman is nervous about his match on Sunday. If Reigns loses, he's going to be a guy remembered in a vest that was once on MizTV.
Miz keeps cutting him off and bragging about his movie career, so Reigns punches him out without standing up. The replays make it look even better as Reigns made perfect contact. Reigns stares Miz out of the ring and says he respects the titles Orton has won, but he's coming at Summerslam.
Dean Ambrose vs. Cesaro
Cesaro is going to be a lumberjack on Sunday. A quick knee to the ribs puts Cesaro down and Dean hammers away in the corner. Cesaro comes back with a right hand of his own and a big clothesline. Dean's cross body is caught but he slips over Cesaro's back and clotheslines him out to the floor. Dean follows him out with a plancha and hammers away again. They head back inside for more punching as it's pretty clear we're not getting their A stuff tonight. Cesaro whips him shoulder first into the post and suplexes him on the floor as we take a break.
Back with Ambrose fighting out of a chinlock and sending him to the floor, setting up a suicide dive to take Cesaro down. A tornado DDT gets two for Dean but his arm gives out when he tries for a butterfly suplex. Another clothesline and Swiss Death get two each for Cesaro. Ambrose starts to get on his nerves so Cesaro busts out a Burning Hammer of all things for two. Naturally the announcers ignore it and keep chattering about the lumberjack match. Cole tries to get Lunatic Fringe over as the name for Dean's comebacks as he hits the rebound clothesline and Dirty Deeds out of nowhere for the pin at 7:45 shown of 10:15.
Post match Rollins comes out and explains the idea of a lumberjack match before declaring himself better than Ambrose. They were never friends, they were never brothers, and Seth never cared about Ambrose one bit.
Miz is holding an ice pack to his face when he runs into Kane. Miz complains a lot so Kane makes Miz vs. Reigns tonight.
Titus O'Neil vs. Dolph Ziggler
Before the match we get a clip of Titus and Heath Slater ruining Hogan's cake after Raw went off the air this week. Dolph swivels his hips to start and sends Titus charging over the ropes. Slater yells at O'Neil to get back in, earning Titus a dropkick to the face. Titus hammers away in the corner but charges into two boots to the face. A Stinger Splash has Titus in trouble, only to have him kick Dolph's head off for two. The advantage is short lived though as Ziggler escapes a fallaway slam and hits a Zig Zag for the pin at 3:09.
Video on Jericho vs. Wyatt.
Mark Henry vs. Luke Harper
This actually has potential. Big Show is out with Henry. They circle each other to start until Luke tries his luck against Mark's power. It goes as badly as you would expect with Henry shoving him out to the floor and staring down at Harper. Back in and a big boot drops Mark for two before we hit the chinlock. Henry powers up again and loads up the World's Strongest Slam, drawing in Rowan for the DQ at 3:07.
Big Show clears the ring.
Mark Henry/Big Show vs. Wyatt Family
This is joined in progress after a break as Kane made the match on the fly. Points to WWE for doing that during a break and not wasting two minutes of TV time. Big Show chops Harper in the corner and Luke bails to the floor to avoid a chokeslam. Show goes after him and Rowan gets in a cheap shot to take over. Erick comes in legally and drops an elbow for two before choking away on the ropes.
Harper's superkick gets two and a big reaction from the crowd. Big Show fights out of another chinlock and plants Harper with a side slam. The hot tag brings in Henry who cleans house and loads up Rowan in the World's Strongest Slam. Big Show nails Erick with the KO Punch before Henry plants him with the slam for the pin at 5:00.
LONG recap of Stephanie vs. Brie. They say Stephanie hasn't had a match in ten years, even though she competed (very technically) against Vickie in the mud pit match a few months back.
AJ Lee vs. Eva Marie
Non-title again. AJ charges and sends Eva out to the floor but she's able to snap AJ's throat across the ropes. Back in and AJ snaps, even ripping Eva's extensions out. Paige comes out but takes a beating as well, but it causes AJ to get counted out at 2:07.
Paige kicks AJ in the head and nails a Paige Turner.
Jack Swagger vs. Bo Dallas
Dallas takes him into the corner to start and hammers away. That's the extent of his offense as Swagger shrugs off a spear and grabs the Patriot Lock for the submission at 53 seconds. So much for Dallas meaning anything.
Rusev and Lana come out post match (with Cole calling the Gold Star the Bronze Medal) and do their usual. Nothing to see here.
Post break we get a video of Bo saying he was crawling for the ropes and not tapping out.
Video on Lesnar vs. Cena.
Roman Reigns vs. The Miz
Non-title. Miz runs from Roman to start, earning a calm smile from the big man. Miz's hammerlock doesn't work and a left hand has about the same effect. Now it's time for a chase scene and Reigns is ready for the sneak attack as they get back in. He pulls Miz to the floor and sends him into the barricade as the beating begins. Back inside and Miz goes for the leg to take over. He wraps it around the post and hammers away on Reigns' back.
Cole and JBL debate if Miz is really an A-lister as Miz slaps on the Figure Four. It doesn't stay on long though as Miz opts to punch him in the head, only to get kicked into the corner. There's the Samoan drop followed by the apron boot, but Miz rolls away to avoid the Superman Punch. Ziggler comes out to block Miz's way, allowing Reigns to NAIL the Superman Punch on the floor. Back in and the spear gives Reigns the pin at 7:00.
Results
Dean Ambrose b. Cesaro Dirty Deeds
Dolph Ziggler b. Titus O'Neil Zig Zag
Mark Henry b. Luke Harper via DQ when Erick Rowan interfered
Mark Henry/Big Show b. Wyatt Family World's Strongest Slam to Rowan
Eva Marie b. AJ Lee via countout
Jack Swagger b. Bo Dallas Patriot Lock
Roman Reigns b. The Miz Spear
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Summerslam 2014
Date: August 17, 2014
Location: Staples Center, Los Angeles, California
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Jerry Lawler
It's the second biggest show of the year and much like last year, the main event seems to pretty much set in stone. Brock Lesnar is challenging John Cena for the World Title and I can't see any real reason for Cena to keep the title. There's always the chance of Rollins cashing in but it doesn't seem like something that happens. Let's get to it.
Pre-Show: Rob Van Dam vs. Cesaro
Rob takes him into the corner to start but gets thrown into the corner himself with pure power. Cesaro charges into a boot though and they head outside with Van Dam hitting a quick Rolling Thunder. Back in and Cesaro just throws Van Dam down as we take a break. We come back with Van Dam caught in a chinlock. A knee drop to Rob's back gets two but Rob comes back with some clotheslines.
Rob gets two off the split legged moonsault before kicking Cesaro to the floor for an apron moonsault. Back in and the Five Star is broken up by a running uppercut but Rob breaks up a superplex. Another uppercut breaks up another Five Star attempt but once again Rob shoves him off. They do the sequence a third time until Rob finally gets off a cross body, only to jump into another uppercut. The Neutralizer is countered into a backdrop but Cesaro lands on his feet and levels Van Dam with a big boot for two. Not that it matters though as Rob kicks him in the face, setting up the Five Star for the pin at 7:56.
The show opens with Hulk Hogan coming out to hype up the WWE Network once again, talking about all the shows you can get for just $9.99. Nothing wrong with Hogan opening a show.
The opening video is played like a movie trailer (from Authority Pictures and Follow the Buzzard Films), playing up everyone's nickname in a nice idea.
Intercontinental Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz
Miz is defending and talks about all the movies coming out on his way to the ring. He isn't a talking turtle or robot, but even Drax the Destroyer would be intimidated by him. Tonight he's going to turn Dolph Ziggler from a star to the WWE's version of the Lakers. Feeling out process to start with Ziggler easily taking over on the champion, only to miss a charge in the corner.
A kick to the head gets two for the champion and we hit the chinlock. The fans tell Miz that he can't wrestle so he nails a big boot to quiet them down a bit. There's the running clothesline in the corner but Dolph blocks a top rope ax handle. A facebuster gets two for Ziggler but Miz avoids the Fameasser and tries to send Dolph outside. Ziggler skins the cat and fakes Miz out on a superkick into a small package for two. The Figure Four is easily countered and a superkick nails Miz in the face for another near fall.
Miz heads outside but gets sent into the barricade, only to slap on the Figure Four back inside. The hold stays on for a good while but Dolph finally makes it to the ropes. Ziggler gets back up and hits the Fameasser out of nowhere but it hurts the knee again, allowing Miz to hit a quick Skull Crushing Finale for two. Miz is stunned, allowing Dolph to hit a Zig Zag out of nowhere for the pin and the title at 8:00.
We recap Brie vs. Stephanie/Megan on Raw.
Brie talks about being incarcerated on Monday and thinking about all the times Stephanie has insulted Bryan over the years or tortured Nikki week after week. She says Megan is lying and Brie isn't going to let this chance slip through her fingers. Tonight she's going to let the beast out.
Divas Title: AJ Lee vs. Paige
Paige is challenging and these two have traded the title since the night after Wrestlemania. Paige recently turned heel and injured AJ so tonight is her chance for revenge. AJ won't shake Paige's hand to start but bites the fingers instead. She pulls at Paige's hair, sending the British chick out to the floor. Back in and a ticked off Paige chokes on the ropes but AJ kicks her in the face.
Both girls head outside with Paige dropping her face first onto the barricade. Paige takes her back inside and drops I believe a piece of her own hair on AJ's face. We hit the chinlock on the champion before AJ sends her out to the floor. A BIG top rope clothesline drops Paige again before a bad looking Shining Wizard gets two back inside. Paige kicks her in the face but AJ counters the Paige Turner into the Black Widow. Again Paige counters into Rampaige (fisherman's DDT) for the clean pin and the title at 5:00.
Sting WWE2K15 video.
Rusev vs. Jack Swagger
This is a Flag Match, meaning a regular match with the winner's flag being displayed after the match. Lana talks about how unrealistic Hollywood is, because there will be no happy ending. Swagger comes out with a military escort and a presentation of the American flag. Rusev jumps Swagger before the bell so Swagger puts on the Patriot Lock. They're finally separated but Lana says Rusev is too injured to wrestle. The referee says ring the bell and Swagger goes after him in the corner.
Rusev is sent outside but Swagger takes him back inside and hammers away. The Russian keeps running so Swagger runs him over with a clothesline on the floor. All Swagger so far. Back inside and the Vader Bomb is countered with a kick to Jack's bad ribs. Rusev fires off some shoulders in the corner and puts on a bearhug. Jack can't belly to belly suplex him and Rusev cannonballs down onto his back again.
Swagger fights back with a running clothesline and a big boot followed by the Vader Bomb for two. The superkick is countered into the Patriot Lock but Rusev quickly rolls out. A hard kick to the ribs has Rusev in trouble and a kick to the face sets up the Accolade. Rusev can't stand on the bad ankle though so it's a one legged Accolade instead. Jack rolls over into the Patriot Lock but Rusev rolls over and kicks at the ribs. A spinwheel kick to the shoulder drops Jack again and there's a Warrior Splash, setting up the Accolade and Swagger is out at 8:53.
Rusev nails Colter like a true villain would post match. The Russian national anthem is played and the flag is raised.
We recap Rollins vs. Ambrose. They were members of the Shield but Rollins turned on Ambrose and joined HHH. They were scheduled to fight last month, only to have a fight breaking out in the back beforehand. Therefore, Ambrose wanted a lumberjack match.
Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose
It's a brawl to start with Dean getting the better of it. He stomps Rollins down in the corner and sends Seth outside. The lumberjacks do their job but Dean punches a few of them when he's thrown outside. Back in and Ambrose is sent face first into the middle buckle and now the lumberjacks give him a beating. Rollins drops a knee for two but runs into a boot in the corner. Seth is able to tie him into the Tree of Woe before sending him to the apron.
Dean suplexes Rollins onto the lumberjacks, including sending Seth face first onto the announcers' table. The lumberjacks have to break up the brawl on the floor until Dean backdrops Seth over the barricade and into the crowd. Dean dives onto a bunch of lumberjacks and then runs the announcers' table to get at Seth, even taking out some more lumberjacks at the same time.
They brawl into the crowd as Kane comes out to yell at the lumberjacks for not doing their job. Dean tries to suplex Rollins over a barricade but they're finally dragged back to the ring by the lumberjacks. Rollins beats up Sin Cara for no apparent reason and tries to leave, but an army is waiting for him at the entrance. They literally carry him back to the ring with Dean diving off the top to take everyone out in a big pile.
Dirty Deeds is countered into an enziguri, but it knocks Dean into the ropes for the Rebound Clothesline. Dean Curb Stomps Rollins (you read that right) but Kane comes in to break up the pin. Goldust of all people gets in Kane's face and it breaks down into a huge brawl. The referee hasn't called for the bell so the match is still going. Everyone is cleared out and Rollins hits Dean with the briefcase for the pin at 10:54.
We recap Wyatt vs. Jericho. Chris returned a few months back but was targeted by the Wyatts for reasons not entirely clear. Jericho won last month at Battleground but the feud isn't over, setting up this rematch tonight.
Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt
The Family is barred from ringside. Jericho takes over with elbows and chops to start, followed by a springboard forearm to put Bray on the floor. Back in and a cross body gets two for the Canadian but Bray sends him out to the floor. Bray drives in knees to the ribs before taking Jericho inside again for some solid shots to the head. Jericho is sent shoulder first into the posts and throat first into the ropes for good measure.
We hit the chinlock for a bit before Jericho scores with an enziguri. Bray runs him over with ease though and hits the backsplash for two. A dropkick takes Bray down again but he comes back with heavy right hands. Jericho, sporting a nasty bruise on his thigh, takes Bray down into the Walls but Bray is right next to the ropes. Wyatt rolls to the apron and is able to DDT Jericho onto the apron for two.
Now it's Bray going up top but Jericho counters with a hurricanrana for two. Jericho dropskicks him down again but Bray spiders up. He shouts that he's already dead but there's the Codebreaker for two. Bray avoids a baseball slide and sends Jericho into the barricade with Sister Abigail. Back in and Sister Abigail is good for the pin at 12:18.
Bray says Jericho learned what it means to follow the buzzards. Singing ensues.
We recap Brie Bella vs. Stephanie McMahon. This is a complicated story but it boils down to Stephanie being mad at Brie for embarrassing her when she was trying to get Daniel Bryan to forfeit the title. Brie quit instead and ruined Stephanie's plans. Then Brie got her job back by threatening to sue Stephanie for slapping her and set up this match. Stephanie brought up something about Bryan cheating on Brie and the whole thing is WAY more complicated than it needs to be.
Brie Bella vs. Stephanie McMahon
Stephanie is almost in a black superhero outfit. They slowly shove each other to start until Stephanie stomps away in the corner. Brie comes back with a YES Lock attempt to send Stephanie running outside, but she blocks Brie's suicide dive with a forearm. Back in and a Hennig necksnap gets two on Brie as the announcers talk about how awesome Stephanie is. She stomps on Brie's head and cranks on the arms as Brie looks mildly annoyed.
Brie finally kicks her in the face so Stephanie turns on the EVIL FACE, only to get caught by a Thesz Press. Some kicks in the ribs have Stephanie in trouble and a hair drag does the same. A middle rope missile dropkick gets two on McMahon and there are some HORRIBLE looking right hands.
Cue HHH for a distraction but Brie counters Stephanie's Pedigree attempt into the YES Lock, but HHH pulls the referee to the floor. Brie kicks HHH down and starts a YES chant as Nikki is at ringside as well. Nikki comes in and stops Stephanie from leaving before turning on Brie as almost everyone expected her to. Nikki helps Stephanie up and a Pedigree gives her the pin at 11:05.
JBL sums up the entire story: Nikki was fed up with having to deal with the problems Brie caused her. Unfortunately that doesn't make a lot of sense as the people she joined were the ones beating her up the whole time, but that's WWE for you.
Package on some guy that won a contest and got to go to the Performance Center and create a character: Mama's Boy.
Randy Orton vs. Roman Reigns
Orton is mad at Roman for costing him the chance to be #1 contender. Roman pops him in the jaw to start and follows up with a headbutt. Orton is sent to the floor and into the barricade but he reverses Reigns hard into the steps. Back in and Orton slams him head first onto the mat before stomping on Reigns' hand. A big superplex gets two for Randy and we hit the chinlock.
Roman fights up into a chinlock of his own but Orton falls back to break it up. Reigns grabs it again and squeezes very hard, only to get caught in a side slam for two. Back up and Reigns nails a Samoan drop before winning a slugout. Some running clotheslines have Orton in trouble and there's the apron kick. Reigns is reversed into the post and barricade for two though and the fight goes back outside.
Randy throws him over the announcers' table but gets caught by a Stunner over the ropes. Orton fights out of a superplex attempt but Roman muscles him up into a top rope Samoan drop for two. There's the Superman Punch but the spear is countered into a very fast powerslam for a near fall. The RKO is countered but Reigns dives into a second attempt, only to kick out at a VERY close two. I bought that as a finish for a second there. Orton misses the Punt and walks into the spear for the pin at 16:41.
Summerslam is in New Jersey next year.
We recap Lesnar vs. Cena. There isn't much to say about this one. Cena beat Lesnar at Extreme Rules 2012 but Brock came back by conquering the Streak. Tonight is Lesnar's chance at the title.
WWE World Heavyweight Title: John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar
Cena is defending and charges right at Lesnar, only to get taken to the mat and pounded. Lesnar fights up and hits an F5 for two in less than thirty seconds. Brock: THAT WAS YOUR CHANCE JOHN! A wicked release German suplex sends Cena flying as this is starting like the first Cena vs. Lesnar match. Another one sends Cena across the ring and John is coughing. Brock hammers on him even more and just stares at Cena.
John drives him into the corner and hammers away but a single knee to the ribs puts him back down. Lesnar cranks on a chinlock and slams him head first into the mat as this is totally one sided. He stands on Cena's hand before throwing him around with more German suplexes. The referee is looking at Cena like he wants to stop it but Cena waves him off. Lesnar hits his fifth or so German as Cena is looking like a ragdoll. The referee keeps checking so Brock suplexes Cena again.
Brock loads up another but Cena fights out with elbows and some clotheslines, only to charge into the F5. Cena escapes and hits a quick AA for two. Brock is down though and Cena has a chance to get a breather. Cena can't follow up so Lesnar does the Undertaker sit up and smiles at Cena. He even dances a bit and tells Cena to bring it on. Cena gets up and charges at him but gets pounded on the mat UFC style. The referee tells Brock to get off and Cena can barely move. Now it's rolling Germans and Cena isn't moving.
Lesnar lets him get back to his senses before rolling even more Germans. This is probably about fifteen total now. Charles Robinson won't call it off as some idiot fans say this is boring. Brock yells at the referee but Cena trips the leg and puts on the STF. There's no strength though and Brock just unloads on him. Another F5 gives Brock the Title at 16:07.
Results
Dolph Ziggler b. The Miz Zig Zag
Paige b. AJ Lee Rampaige
Rusev b. Jack Swagger Accolade
Seth Rollins b. Dean Ambrose Briefcase to the face
Bray Wyatt b. Chris Jericho Sister Abigail
Stephanie McMahon b. Brie Bella Pedigree
Roman Reigns b. Randy Orton Spear
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Roman Reigns b. Ryback/Curtis Axel via DQ when Reigns was sent into the post
Seth Rollins b. Rob Van Dam Curb Stomp
Jack Swagger b. Cesaro Patriot Lock
Eva Marie b. AJ Lee Rollup
Heath Slater b. Dolph Ziggler via countout
Randy Orton b. Sheamus RKO
NXT
Vaudevillains b. Mojo Rawley/Bull Dempsey Middle rope Swanton Bomb to Rawley
Bayley b. Sasha Banks Rollup
Sin Cara/Kalisto b. Wesley Blake/Buddy Murphy Standing sitout sliced bread #2 to Murphy
Adrian Neville b. Tyler Breeze via DQ when Tyson Kidd interfered
Impact Wrestling
Low Ki b. Homicide, Manik, Tigre Uno, DJZ and Crazzy Steve Ki Crusher to Homicide
Mr. Anderson b. Gunner via DQ when Samuel Shaw interfered
Gail Kim b. Angelina Love, Velvet Sky and Taryn Terrell Eat Defeat to Sky
Lashley/MVP/Kenny King b. Austin Aries/Eric Young/Bobby Roode Spear to Aries
Team 3D b. Hardys 3D to Matt
Smackdown
Dean Ambrose b. Cesaro Dirty Deeds
Dolph Ziggler b. Titus O'Neil Zig Zag
Mark Henry b. Luke Harper via DQ when Erick Rowan interfered
Mark Henry/Big Show b. Wyatt Family World's Strongest Slam to Rowan
Eva Marie b. AJ Lee via countout
Jack Swagger b. Bo Dallas Patriot Lock
Roman Reigns b. The Miz Spear
Summerslam 2014
Dolph Ziggler b. The Miz Zig Zag
Paige b. AJ Lee Rampaige
Rusev b. Jack Swagger Accolade
Seth Rollins b. Dean Ambrose Briefcase to the face
Bray Wyatt b. Chris Jericho Sister Abigail
Stephanie McMahon b. Brie Bella Pedigree
Roman Reigns b. Randy Orton Spear
Smackdown
Date: August 15, 2014
Location: Key Arena, Seattle, Washington
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
It's the very final show before Summerslam and man alive does it feel like it's taken awhile to get here. The main story coming off of Monday is Cena standing toe to toe with Lesnar and being ready to fight on Sunday. Unfortunately tonight is likely going to be about an hour and forty five minutes of filler and a few minutes of good build. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
MizTV gets things going with the host in a red suit. He talks about how awesome it's going to be when the Hollywood icon gets to defend his title in Hollywood. Nice touch. His guest tonight is Roman Reigns to a solid ovation. Miz mentions his mom being a big Reigns fan and asks if Roman is nervous about his match on Sunday. If Reigns loses, he's going to be a guy remembered in a vest that was once on MizTV.
Miz keeps cutting him off and bragging about his movie career, so Reigns punches him out without standing up. The replays make it look even better as Reigns made perfect contact. Reigns stares Miz out of the ring and says he respects the titles Orton has won, but he's coming at Summerslam.
Dean Ambrose vs. Cesaro
Cesaro is going to be a lumberjack on Sunday. A quick knee to the ribs puts Cesaro down and Dean hammers away in the corner. Cesaro comes back with a right hand of his own and a big clothesline. Dean's cross body is caught but he slips over Cesaro's back and clotheslines him out to the floor. Dean follows him out with a plancha and hammers away again. They head back inside for more punching as it's pretty clear we're not getting their A stuff tonight. Cesaro whips him shoulder first into the post and suplexes him on the floor as we take a break.
Back with Ambrose fighting out of a chinlock and sending him to the floor, setting up a suicide dive to take Cesaro down. A tornado DDT gets two for Dean but his arm gives out when he tries for a butterfly suplex. Another clothesline and Swiss Death get two each for Cesaro. Ambrose starts to get on his nerves so Cesaro busts out a Burning Hammer of all things for two. Naturally the announcers ignore it and keep chattering about the lumberjack match. Cole tries to get Lunatic Fringe over as the name for Dean's comebacks as he hits the rebound clothesline and Dirty Deeds out of nowhere for the pin at 7:45 shown of 10:15.
Post match Rollins comes out and explains the idea of a lumberjack match before declaring himself better than Ambrose. They were never friends, they were never brothers, and Seth never cared about Ambrose one bit.
Miz is holding an ice pack to his face when he runs into Kane. Miz complains a lot so Kane makes Miz vs. Reigns tonight.
Titus O'Neil vs. Dolph Ziggler
Before the match we get a clip of Titus and Heath Slater ruining Hogan's cake after Raw went off the air this week. Dolph swivels his hips to start and sends Titus charging over the ropes. Slater yells at O'Neil to get back in, earning Titus a dropkick to the face. Titus hammers away in the corner but charges into two boots to the face. A Stinger Splash has Titus in trouble, only to have him kick Dolph's head off for two. The advantage is short lived though as Ziggler escapes a fallaway slam and hits a Zig Zag for the pin at 3:09.
Video on Jericho vs. Wyatt.
Mark Henry vs. Luke Harper
This actually has potential. Big Show is out with Henry. They circle each other to start until Luke tries his luck against Mark's power. It goes as badly as you would expect with Henry shoving him out to the floor and staring down at Harper. Back in and a big boot drops Mark for two before we hit the chinlock. Henry powers up again and loads up the World's Strongest Slam, drawing in Rowan for the DQ at 3:07.
Big Show clears the ring.
Mark Henry/Big Show vs. Wyatt Family
This is joined in progress after a break as Kane made the match on the fly. Points to WWE for doing that during a break and not wasting two minutes of TV time. Big Show chops Harper in the corner and Luke bails to the floor to avoid a chokeslam. Show goes after him and Rowan gets in a cheap shot to take over. Erick comes in legally and drops an elbow for two before choking away on the ropes.
Harper's superkick gets two and a big reaction from the crowd. Big Show fights out of another chinlock and plants Harper with a side slam. The hot tag brings in Henry who cleans house and loads up Rowan in the World's Strongest Slam. Big Show nails Erick with the KO Punch before Henry plants him with the slam for the pin at 5:00.
LONG recap of Stephanie vs. Brie. They say Stephanie hasn't had a match in ten years, even though she competed (very technically) against Vickie in the mud pit match a few months back.
AJ Lee vs. Eva Marie
Non-title again. AJ charges and sends Eva out to the floor but she's able to snap AJ's throat across the ropes. Back in and AJ snaps, even ripping Eva's extensions out. Paige comes out but takes a beating as well, but it causes AJ to get counted out at 2:07.
Paige kicks AJ in the head and nails a Paige Turner.
Jack Swagger vs. Bo Dallas
Dallas takes him into the corner to start and hammers away. That's the extent of his offense as Swagger shrugs off a spear and grabs the Patriot Lock for the submission at 53 seconds. So much for Dallas meaning anything.
Rusev and Lana come out post match (with Cole calling the Gold Star the Bronze Medal) and do their usual. Nothing to see here.
Post break we get a video of Bo saying he was crawling for the ropes and not tapping out.
Video on Lesnar vs. Cena.
Roman Reigns vs. The Miz
Non-title. Miz runs from Roman to start, earning a calm smile from the big man. Miz's hammerlock doesn't work and a left hand has about the same effect. Now it's time for a chase scene and Reigns is ready for the sneak attack as they get back in. He pulls Miz to the floor and sends him into the barricade as the beating begins. Back inside and Miz goes for the leg to take over. He wraps it around the post and hammers away on Reigns' back.
Cole and JBL debate if Miz is really an A-lister as Miz slaps on the Figure Four. It doesn't stay on long though as Miz opts to punch him in the head, only to get kicked into the corner. There's the Samoan drop followed by the apron boot, but Miz rolls away to avoid the Superman Punch. Ziggler comes out to block Miz's way, allowing Reigns to NAIL the Superman Punch on the floor. Back in and the spear gives Reigns the pin at 7:00.
Results
Dean Ambrose b. Cesaro Dirty Deeds
Dolph Ziggler b. Titus O'Neil Zig Zag
Mark Henry b. Luke Harper via DQ when Erick Rowan interfered
Mark Henry/Big Show b. Wyatt Family World's Strongest Slam to Rowan
Eva Marie b. AJ Lee via countout
Jack Swagger b. Bo Dallas Patriot Lock
Roman Reigns b. The Miz Spear
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Summerslam 2014
Date: August 17, 2014
Location: Staples Center, Los Angeles, California
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Jerry Lawler
It's the second biggest show of the year and much like last year, the main event seems to pretty much set in stone. Brock Lesnar is challenging John Cena for the World Title and I can't see any real reason for Cena to keep the title. There's always the chance of Rollins cashing in but it doesn't seem like something that happens. Let's get to it.
Pre-Show: Rob Van Dam vs. Cesaro
Rob takes him into the corner to start but gets thrown into the corner himself with pure power. Cesaro charges into a boot though and they head outside with Van Dam hitting a quick Rolling Thunder. Back in and Cesaro just throws Van Dam down as we take a break. We come back with Van Dam caught in a chinlock. A knee drop to Rob's back gets two but Rob comes back with some clotheslines.
Rob gets two off the split legged moonsault before kicking Cesaro to the floor for an apron moonsault. Back in and the Five Star is broken up by a running uppercut but Rob breaks up a superplex. Another uppercut breaks up another Five Star attempt but once again Rob shoves him off. They do the sequence a third time until Rob finally gets off a cross body, only to jump into another uppercut. The Neutralizer is countered into a backdrop but Cesaro lands on his feet and levels Van Dam with a big boot for two. Not that it matters though as Rob kicks him in the face, setting up the Five Star for the pin at 7:56.
The show opens with Hulk Hogan coming out to hype up the WWE Network once again, talking about all the shows you can get for just $9.99. Nothing wrong with Hogan opening a show.
The opening video is played like a movie trailer (from Authority Pictures and Follow the Buzzard Films), playing up everyone's nickname in a nice idea.
Intercontinental Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz
Miz is defending and talks about all the movies coming out on his way to the ring. He isn't a talking turtle or robot, but even Drax the Destroyer would be intimidated by him. Tonight he's going to turn Dolph Ziggler from a star to the WWE's version of the Lakers. Feeling out process to start with Ziggler easily taking over on the champion, only to miss a charge in the corner.
A kick to the head gets two for the champion and we hit the chinlock. The fans tell Miz that he can't wrestle so he nails a big boot to quiet them down a bit. There's the running clothesline in the corner but Dolph blocks a top rope ax handle. A facebuster gets two for Ziggler but Miz avoids the Fameasser and tries to send Dolph outside. Ziggler skins the cat and fakes Miz out on a superkick into a small package for two. The Figure Four is easily countered and a superkick nails Miz in the face for another near fall.
Miz heads outside but gets sent into the barricade, only to slap on the Figure Four back inside. The hold stays on for a good while but Dolph finally makes it to the ropes. Ziggler gets back up and hits the Fameasser out of nowhere but it hurts the knee again, allowing Miz to hit a quick Skull Crushing Finale for two. Miz is stunned, allowing Dolph to hit a Zig Zag out of nowhere for the pin and the title at 8:00.
We recap Brie vs. Stephanie/Megan on Raw.
Brie talks about being incarcerated on Monday and thinking about all the times Stephanie has insulted Bryan over the years or tortured Nikki week after week. She says Megan is lying and Brie isn't going to let this chance slip through her fingers. Tonight she's going to let the beast out.
Divas Title: AJ Lee vs. Paige
Paige is challenging and these two have traded the title since the night after Wrestlemania. Paige recently turned heel and injured AJ so tonight is her chance for revenge. AJ won't shake Paige's hand to start but bites the fingers instead. She pulls at Paige's hair, sending the British chick out to the floor. Back in and a ticked off Paige chokes on the ropes but AJ kicks her in the face.
Both girls head outside with Paige dropping her face first onto the barricade. Paige takes her back inside and drops I believe a piece of her own hair on AJ's face. We hit the chinlock on the champion before AJ sends her out to the floor. A BIG top rope clothesline drops Paige again before a bad looking Shining Wizard gets two back inside. Paige kicks her in the face but AJ counters the Paige Turner into the Black Widow. Again Paige counters into Rampaige (fisherman's DDT) for the clean pin and the title at 5:00.
Sting WWE2K15 video.
Rusev vs. Jack Swagger
This is a Flag Match, meaning a regular match with the winner's flag being displayed after the match. Lana talks about how unrealistic Hollywood is, because there will be no happy ending. Swagger comes out with a military escort and a presentation of the American flag. Rusev jumps Swagger before the bell so Swagger puts on the Patriot Lock. They're finally separated but Lana says Rusev is too injured to wrestle. The referee says ring the bell and Swagger goes after him in the corner.
Rusev is sent outside but Swagger takes him back inside and hammers away. The Russian keeps running so Swagger runs him over with a clothesline on the floor. All Swagger so far. Back inside and the Vader Bomb is countered with a kick to Jack's bad ribs. Rusev fires off some shoulders in the corner and puts on a bearhug. Jack can't belly to belly suplex him and Rusev cannonballs down onto his back again.
Swagger fights back with a running clothesline and a big boot followed by the Vader Bomb for two. The superkick is countered into the Patriot Lock but Rusev quickly rolls out. A hard kick to the ribs has Rusev in trouble and a kick to the face sets up the Accolade. Rusev can't stand on the bad ankle though so it's a one legged Accolade instead. Jack rolls over into the Patriot Lock but Rusev rolls over and kicks at the ribs. A spinwheel kick to the shoulder drops Jack again and there's a Warrior Splash, setting up the Accolade and Swagger is out at 8:53.
Rusev nails Colter like a true villain would post match. The Russian national anthem is played and the flag is raised.
We recap Rollins vs. Ambrose. They were members of the Shield but Rollins turned on Ambrose and joined HHH. They were scheduled to fight last month, only to have a fight breaking out in the back beforehand. Therefore, Ambrose wanted a lumberjack match.
Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose
It's a brawl to start with Dean getting the better of it. He stomps Rollins down in the corner and sends Seth outside. The lumberjacks do their job but Dean punches a few of them when he's thrown outside. Back in and Ambrose is sent face first into the middle buckle and now the lumberjacks give him a beating. Rollins drops a knee for two but runs into a boot in the corner. Seth is able to tie him into the Tree of Woe before sending him to the apron.
Dean suplexes Rollins onto the lumberjacks, including sending Seth face first onto the announcers' table. The lumberjacks have to break up the brawl on the floor until Dean backdrops Seth over the barricade and into the crowd. Dean dives onto a bunch of lumberjacks and then runs the announcers' table to get at Seth, even taking out some more lumberjacks at the same time.
They brawl into the crowd as Kane comes out to yell at the lumberjacks for not doing their job. Dean tries to suplex Rollins over a barricade but they're finally dragged back to the ring by the lumberjacks. Rollins beats up Sin Cara for no apparent reason and tries to leave, but an army is waiting for him at the entrance. They literally carry him back to the ring with Dean diving off the top to take everyone out in a big pile.
Dirty Deeds is countered into an enziguri, but it knocks Dean into the ropes for the Rebound Clothesline. Dean Curb Stomps Rollins (you read that right) but Kane comes in to break up the pin. Goldust of all people gets in Kane's face and it breaks down into a huge brawl. The referee hasn't called for the bell so the match is still going. Everyone is cleared out and Rollins hits Dean with the briefcase for the pin at 10:54.
We recap Wyatt vs. Jericho. Chris returned a few months back but was targeted by the Wyatts for reasons not entirely clear. Jericho won last month at Battleground but the feud isn't over, setting up this rematch tonight.
Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt
The Family is barred from ringside. Jericho takes over with elbows and chops to start, followed by a springboard forearm to put Bray on the floor. Back in and a cross body gets two for the Canadian but Bray sends him out to the floor. Bray drives in knees to the ribs before taking Jericho inside again for some solid shots to the head. Jericho is sent shoulder first into the posts and throat first into the ropes for good measure.
We hit the chinlock for a bit before Jericho scores with an enziguri. Bray runs him over with ease though and hits the backsplash for two. A dropkick takes Bray down again but he comes back with heavy right hands. Jericho, sporting a nasty bruise on his thigh, takes Bray down into the Walls but Bray is right next to the ropes. Wyatt rolls to the apron and is able to DDT Jericho onto the apron for two.
Now it's Bray going up top but Jericho counters with a hurricanrana for two. Jericho dropskicks him down again but Bray spiders up. He shouts that he's already dead but there's the Codebreaker for two. Bray avoids a baseball slide and sends Jericho into the barricade with Sister Abigail. Back in and Sister Abigail is good for the pin at 12:18.
Bray says Jericho learned what it means to follow the buzzards. Singing ensues.
We recap Brie Bella vs. Stephanie McMahon. This is a complicated story but it boils down to Stephanie being mad at Brie for embarrassing her when she was trying to get Daniel Bryan to forfeit the title. Brie quit instead and ruined Stephanie's plans. Then Brie got her job back by threatening to sue Stephanie for slapping her and set up this match. Stephanie brought up something about Bryan cheating on Brie and the whole thing is WAY more complicated than it needs to be.
Brie Bella vs. Stephanie McMahon
Stephanie is almost in a black superhero outfit. They slowly shove each other to start until Stephanie stomps away in the corner. Brie comes back with a YES Lock attempt to send Stephanie running outside, but she blocks Brie's suicide dive with a forearm. Back in and a Hennig necksnap gets two on Brie as the announcers talk about how awesome Stephanie is. She stomps on Brie's head and cranks on the arms as Brie looks mildly annoyed.
Brie finally kicks her in the face so Stephanie turns on the EVIL FACE, only to get caught by a Thesz Press. Some kicks in the ribs have Stephanie in trouble and a hair drag does the same. A middle rope missile dropkick gets two on McMahon and there are some HORRIBLE looking right hands.
Cue HHH for a distraction but Brie counters Stephanie's Pedigree attempt into the YES Lock, but HHH pulls the referee to the floor. Brie kicks HHH down and starts a YES chant as Nikki is at ringside as well. Nikki comes in and stops Stephanie from leaving before turning on Brie as almost everyone expected her to. Nikki helps Stephanie up and a Pedigree gives her the pin at 11:05.
JBL sums up the entire story: Nikki was fed up with having to deal with the problems Brie caused her. Unfortunately that doesn't make a lot of sense as the people she joined were the ones beating her up the whole time, but that's WWE for you.
Package on some guy that won a contest and got to go to the Performance Center and create a character: Mama's Boy.
Randy Orton vs. Roman Reigns
Orton is mad at Roman for costing him the chance to be #1 contender. Roman pops him in the jaw to start and follows up with a headbutt. Orton is sent to the floor and into the barricade but he reverses Reigns hard into the steps. Back in and Orton slams him head first onto the mat before stomping on Reigns' hand. A big superplex gets two for Randy and we hit the chinlock.
Roman fights up into a chinlock of his own but Orton falls back to break it up. Reigns grabs it again and squeezes very hard, only to get caught in a side slam for two. Back up and Reigns nails a Samoan drop before winning a slugout. Some running clotheslines have Orton in trouble and there's the apron kick. Reigns is reversed into the post and barricade for two though and the fight goes back outside.
Randy throws him over the announcers' table but gets caught by a Stunner over the ropes. Orton fights out of a superplex attempt but Roman muscles him up into a top rope Samoan drop for two. There's the Superman Punch but the spear is countered into a very fast powerslam for a near fall. The RKO is countered but Reigns dives into a second attempt, only to kick out at a VERY close two. I bought that as a finish for a second there. Orton misses the Punt and walks into the spear for the pin at 16:41.
Summerslam is in New Jersey next year.
We recap Lesnar vs. Cena. There isn't much to say about this one. Cena beat Lesnar at Extreme Rules 2012 but Brock came back by conquering the Streak. Tonight is Lesnar's chance at the title.
WWE World Heavyweight Title: John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar
Cena is defending and charges right at Lesnar, only to get taken to the mat and pounded. Lesnar fights up and hits an F5 for two in less than thirty seconds. Brock: THAT WAS YOUR CHANCE JOHN! A wicked release German suplex sends Cena flying as this is starting like the first Cena vs. Lesnar match. Another one sends Cena across the ring and John is coughing. Brock hammers on him even more and just stares at Cena.
John drives him into the corner and hammers away but a single knee to the ribs puts him back down. Lesnar cranks on a chinlock and slams him head first into the mat as this is totally one sided. He stands on Cena's hand before throwing him around with more German suplexes. The referee is looking at Cena like he wants to stop it but Cena waves him off. Lesnar hits his fifth or so German as Cena is looking like a ragdoll. The referee keeps checking so Brock suplexes Cena again.
Brock loads up another but Cena fights out with elbows and some clotheslines, only to charge into the F5. Cena escapes and hits a quick AA for two. Brock is down though and Cena has a chance to get a breather. Cena can't follow up so Lesnar does the Undertaker sit up and smiles at Cena. He even dances a bit and tells Cena to bring it on. Cena gets up and charges at him but gets pounded on the mat UFC style. The referee tells Brock to get off and Cena can barely move. Now it's rolling Germans and Cena isn't moving.
Lesnar lets him get back to his senses before rolling even more Germans. This is probably about fifteen total now. Charles Robinson won't call it off as some idiot fans say this is boring. Brock yells at the referee but Cena trips the leg and puts on the STF. There's no strength though and Brock just unloads on him. Another F5 gives Brock the Title at 16:07.
Results
Dolph Ziggler b. The Miz Zig Zag
Paige b. AJ Lee Rampaige
Rusev b. Jack Swagger Accolade
Seth Rollins b. Dean Ambrose Briefcase to the face
Bray Wyatt b. Chris Jericho Sister Abigail
Stephanie McMahon b. Brie Bella Pedigree
Roman Reigns b. Randy Orton Spear
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Roman Reigns b. Ryback/Curtis Axel via DQ when Reigns was sent into the post
Seth Rollins b. Rob Van Dam Curb Stomp
Jack Swagger b. Cesaro Patriot Lock
Eva Marie b. AJ Lee Rollup
Heath Slater b. Dolph Ziggler via countout
Randy Orton b. Sheamus RKO
NXT
Vaudevillains b. Mojo Rawley/Bull Dempsey Middle rope Swanton Bomb to Rawley
Bayley b. Sasha Banks Rollup
Sin Cara/Kalisto b. Wesley Blake/Buddy Murphy Standing sitout sliced bread #2 to Murphy
Adrian Neville b. Tyler Breeze via DQ when Tyson Kidd interfered
Impact Wrestling
Low Ki b. Homicide, Manik, Tigre Uno, DJZ and Crazzy Steve Ki Crusher to Homicide
Mr. Anderson b. Gunner via DQ when Samuel Shaw interfered
Gail Kim b. Angelina Love, Velvet Sky and Taryn Terrell Eat Defeat to Sky
Lashley/MVP/Kenny King b. Austin Aries/Eric Young/Bobby Roode Spear to Aries
Team 3D b. Hardys 3D to Matt
Smackdown
Dean Ambrose b. Cesaro Dirty Deeds
Dolph Ziggler b. Titus O'Neil Zig Zag
Mark Henry b. Luke Harper via DQ when Erick Rowan interfered
Mark Henry/Big Show b. Wyatt Family World's Strongest Slam to Rowan
Eva Marie b. AJ Lee via countout
Jack Swagger b. Bo Dallas Patriot Lock
Roman Reigns b. The Miz Spear
Summerslam 2014
Dolph Ziggler b. The Miz Zig Zag
Paige b. AJ Lee Rampaige
Rusev b. Jack Swagger Accolade
Seth Rollins b. Dean Ambrose Briefcase to the face
Bray Wyatt b. Chris Jericho Sister Abigail
Stephanie McMahon b. Brie Bella Pedigree
Roman Reigns b. Randy Orton Spear