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Monday
Monday Night Raw
Date: July 30, 2012
Location: US Bank Arena, Cincinnati, Ohio
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler
This is the interesting show as we're still at three hours, but now we don't have the legends or the big stuff to fill in the card. We do however have the beginning of Punk's heel reign and likely the announcement of his opponent (named John Cena) for Summerslam. This should be an interesting show but it's hard to say where it'll go. I do expect a rise in TOUTING IT OUT BABY! Let's get to it.
We open with people still coming into the arena. Apparently there was a pyro issue before the show and a fire broke out. No one was injured but part of the Tron was on fire. No one was hurt which is the important thing.
We get a video from Raw 1000 which we've seen twice on WWE TV already. That's ok though as we haven't seen it on Raw yet and it's a cool look back.
Here's Punk to open the show and it sounds like a mixed reaction to me. Nope there are the boos. Punk talks about how everyone wants a Wrestlemania moment, but he had a Raw moment that was bigger than most people's Mania moments. He'll explain his actions in a bit but he wants to talk about how Raw 1000 went off the air. When the show was ending last week, Jerry Lawler said CM Punk has turned his back on the WWE Universe. That doesn't sit well with Punk so he goes and sits on the announce desk in front of Lawler.
Punk talks about how he's used to over the top commentary but he doesn't get this one. If anything, it was Lawler who turned on CM Punk. Rock isn't the WWE Universe but rather one person. Rock is a delusional movie star who showed the WWE Champion a lack of respect. Last week when Rock was doing his thing with Daniel Bryan, Rock completely ignored Punk which is disrespectful. Once Rock was talking to Punk, it was like Rock was lowering himself to do it. Then later in the night, Rock ran in and tried to make everything about him.
This isn't ballet but rather the WWE and Punk is its champion. We haven't heard from Rock in a week which is odd because during the Cena feud, you couldn't shut Rock up. Lawler likes to spin things but Raw ended the way every show should end: with the focus on the WWE Champion. Cue Big Show of all people and Punk says he's here to steal the spotlight. Show says Punk is right: the focus was on Punk to end the show last week but it should have been on Big Show. He cost Cena the world title, he made Cena be the first person to cash in and lose, he knocked out Cena and Punk STILL couldn't beat Cena.
Punk would have tapped if not for Big Show, which Punk denies. Show says he'll be the next WWE Champion which Punk scoffs at. Cena charges to the ring and goes right after Big Show while Punk looks on. Show runs to the floor and here's AJ (officially called Lee now) in a business suit. This works for me. Tonight it's Big Show vs. Cena for the title shot at Summerslam. You know, because Show has proven that he's equal to Cena so many times now.
Bryan almost goes into AJ's locker room but doesn't.
Santino Marella vs. Alberto Del Rio
Del Rio jumps him and takes over quickly, hitting a snap suplex and leg drop. Del Rio has gold/black boots now which work a bit better. Santino backdrops him to the floor and we take a break. Back with Del Rio working on the arm and hitting a double stomp to the chest for no cover. Santino fires off some offense but as he does the splits, Del Rio kicks him in the head to break the momentum. Cross Armbreaker gets the tap out at 7:36.
Del Rio says everyone is beneath him and if it's not a world title match, he won't compete.
Bryan is still trying to knock on AJ's door.
Post break here's Brodus and the dancing girls, but Vickie says she's going to show how them how to really dance. Thankfully Damien Sandow comes out to break things up. He calls himself a martyr because of what happened with DX last week and calls it a crime against humanity. Sandow jumps Brodus and takes out the knee which has been injured for how many months now? Sandow fires off the knees and Brodus is in trouble. Damien breaks the necklace Brodus wears and leaves him laying. It's about time these guys got a feud.
We get a clip from two weeks ago with Ziggler taking the Codebreaker from Jericho. Jericho jumped Ziggler on Friday, resulting in Sheamus kicking Ziggler's head off.
Bryan finally goes into AJ's room and she seems calm. AJ offers a handshake but Bryan yells at her. She tells him to shut up and says she's his boss. Last week she saw guys in white coats walking around backstage and Bryan wanted to marry her so she could have him committed. Bryan says they were his groomsmen but AJ doesn't buy it. Tonight, Bryan gets Sheamus and it's not even for the title.
The filler continues with a video on Lesnar vs. HHH from last week.
You can vote on the stips for Sheamus vs. Bryan: No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere or Street Fight. This filler is REALLY getting old.
Sheamus says he doesn't care what match the fans pick but he's glad the fans are picking. Sheamus thinks Josh is looking nervous but Josh says he's fine. That seems to go nowhere.
We recap the fire before the show.
Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus
By my math, the poll was open about 6 minutes. Bryan wants the people to stop chanting YES because that's his thing. Street Fight gets over 70% of the vote and the fans chant YES. This is officially a RAW ACTIVE match, because the fans got to pick it. Oh I'm not going to like these three hour shows. Bryan does the moonsault out of the corner but jumps into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker (not the Irish Curse Cole!). Sheamus gets tripped into the middle buckle and Bryan takes over.
Bryan works over the arm which is apparently still injured from the car attack by Del Rio which was almost a month ago. Sheamus comes back with some punches and we head to the floor. Bryan gets sent into the barricade a few times and they head up to the stage. Bryan kicks Sheamus off the stage and the champ (this is non title) falls FEET to the floor, possibly hurting his leg. A running knee off the stage hits Sheamus in the head and we take a break.
Back with Bryan working on the arm. Not the head or the leg, but the thing that was hurt four weeks ago. Back to the floor and Sheamus catches a diving Bryan, launching him into the barricade. Sheamus does the ten forearms with Bryan in the timekeeper's area. A suplex puts Bryan back at ringside and it's time for a chair and kendo stick. Bryan knocks both to the floor so Sheamus clotheslines him to the floor again.
As Sheamus goes for Bryan, Daniel grabs the kendo stick and beats the tar out of Sheamus with it. Bryan wedges the chair between the ropes but it allows Sheamus to get the stick and knock Bryan around with it. Bryan hits a dropkick to send Sheamus into the chair for two. We go to the floor for the fifth time and Sheamus hits a shoulder to send Bryan into the barricade. He loads up the steps but Bryan rams him into the post shoulder first. Back in and Bryan loads up the steps but Sheamus grabs him for White Noise. That gets broken up so Sheamus Brogue Kicks him for the pin at 14:10.
Cole lies and says that Punk did his speech earlier at 8pm exactly, despite the first five minutes of the show being about the fire and recapping last week. We see a clip of Punk's speech and that's about it.
Post break Bryan is yelling about needing a doctor and he won't leave the ring. Geez the filler is getting more and more obvious here. To fill time, we see ANOTHER clip of Punk's speech. After that, Bryan is still whining for a doctor. Kofi comes out for his match anyway along with R-Truth. They tell Bryan to get out so Bryan makes fun of Little Jimmy. He then kicks Jimmy to the floor so Truth and Kofi go to the floor to check on him. The orderlies from last week come out and here's AJ. She says Bryan needs help and that would include a psychiatric evaluation. Bryan and the orderlies go up the stage...and nothing of note happens.
Vince will name a new GM on Friday. I liked it without a GM on Friday.
Before the match, TOUT IT OUT BABY!
Kofi Kingston vs. Titus O'Neal
Titus starts with the power and catches a cross body. AW makes what sounds like a reference to Kobe Bryant's rape case from like 8 years ago. Kofi counters a slam into a DDT but I'm trying to get over that Bryant reference. Why in the world would he say that? Kofi clotheslines him down and ruth clocks Darren. AW throws a shoe at Kofi and shouts about Kofi's mama. That allows the Clash of the Titus to pin Kofi at 2:53.
Punk is talking to Cena in the back and says that he thinks Cena would have done the same thing when he tried to pin Cena. Actually he wouldn't as he had the chance the week before but whatever. Punk says he respects Cena but he doesn't care who wins tonight.
Back with an apology for what AW said. We also see what Cena and Punk did just a few seconds ago.
We recap Slater's decimation by the new batch of legends last week.
Here's Slater in the ring and he says he's glad the legends have finally gone to the retirement home. He's issuing a challenge to any current WWE Superstar to come face him.
Heath Slater vs. Randy Orton
I wrote Orton's name before his music hit. Orton looks slimmer. During Orton's entrance, we hear about ANOTHER technology thing you can do called Shazam, where you can get extra content or something. Slater pounds him into the corner but walks into a clothesline. Orton has a mohawk. WHY? RKO ends this at 1:15.
Time for Bryan's psych evaluation. He answers every question with YES and starts shouting it over and over.
Chris Jericho/Christian vs. The Miz/Dolph Ziggler
Christian and Ziggler start things off and Christian takes him to the mat quickly. Off to Miz who is taken down and punched in the head by the Canadian. The younger Canadian that is. Back to Dolph as we hear about a Tout War between Jericho and Ziggler from over the weekend. Jericho vs. Miz now with Chris getting two off an elbow drop. Back to Ziggler as things speed up a bit. Jericho hits a top rope ax handle and knocks both heels to the floor. Christian dives on both guys as we take a break.
Back with Miz holding Jericho in a chinlock. Apparently during the break a Vickie distraction changed the control. Jericho backdrops out of the hold and it's off to Christian. Ziggler comes in and avoids the Killswitch but gets caught in the sunset flip out of the corner for two. A BIG dropkick puts Christian down but it only gets two. Back to Miz for another chinlock but Christian sends Miz to the floor to escape. Miz breaks up the hot tag though and Christian is stomped on some more. Ziggler mostly misses a Fameasser and Lawler rips into him for it.
Christian trips Ziggler up and a double tag brings in Jericho and Miz. Jericho springboard dropkicks Dolph off the rope and hits the Lionsault on Miz for two. Christian spears Ziggler in half but gets sent shoulder first into the post. Jericho tries the Walls but Miz escapes and hits a big boot to put him down. The Finale is countered but Christian pokes Miz in the eye, allowing the Codebreaker to pin Miz at 13:23.
Post match Ziggler hits Jericho with the briefcase.
Time for another fire recap to fill in a few moments.
We go back to the psych evaluation for ink blot tests. The blots are thrown on the table to form a goat, which Bryan freaks out over.
TOUT IT OUT AGAIN BABY!
Tensai vs. Tyson Kidd
No entrance for Tensai anymore. Tensai runs him over and the fans chant Albert. Kidd has a small cut on his forehead. Kidd escapes a nerve hold and hits a spin kick followed by a rollup for two. A kick to the head sets up a Blockbuster for Kidd but it only gets two. And never mind as the chokebomb and backsplash get the pin at 2:10.
Tensai beats him up post match and hits the other the shoulder backbreaker. The decision is reversed. Sakamoto is beaten up too. Is this supposed to make me care about him any more?
Back to the psych evaluation and the result is Bryan is a jerk and obsessed with Charlie Sheen but he's sane. The shrink leaves and Kane comes in, says he's Bryan's anger management therapist, and beats Bryan up. We spent how many segments to have Kane attack Bryan?
We get the same recap of HHH vs. Lesnar from earlier.
Here's Punk to do commentary on the main event.
Big Show vs. John Cena
Winner gets Punk for the title at Summerslam. Cena pounds away on him to start but gets punched down almost immediately. Things slow way down and Show continues to prove why he gets the reputation of a guy who is slow and dull to watch. The SHH chop misses in the corner and Cena jumps on his back. Cena tries a cross body but gets caught. That goes nowhere so we'll go back to the choke on Show's back.
The choke eventually gets two but Cena gets launched to the floor as we take a break. Back with Show throwing Cena around even more and shouting at Punk. Punk seems to be totally neutral so far. Show hooks a bearhug as Punk says the always stupid line of everyone is the same size on the mat. No Punk, they're not. Cena fights out but Show falls on him in a slam attempt for two. Chokeslam is countered into a DDT and both guys are down.
A side slam puts Cena down but the Vader Bomb misses. Cena initiates his finishing sequence but he charges into a chokeslam for two. Cena rolls to the floor and Punk says you can't lose out there. Show picks him up to ram Cena into the post but Cena escapes. Show gets sent into the post but Cena dives at him, only to miss and crash into Punk. Cena gets in at 9 and Punk is holding his arm. Show misses the big punch and walks into the AA but Punk breaks it up for the DQ at 16:17. He hit Show in the back.
Punk kicks Show AFTER the bell. The only question is if the triple threat announcement is this week or next. Punk says both guys are losers. I guess it's a no contest. Punk leaves and the announcement of the triple threat is made to end the show.
Results
Alberto Del Rio b. Santino Marella – Cross Armbreaker
Sheamus b. Daniel Bryan – Brogue Kick
Titus O'Neal b. Kofi Kingston – Clash of the Titus
Randy Orton b. Heath Slater – RKO
Christian/Chris Jericho b. The Miz/Dolph Ziggler – Codebreaker to Miz
Tyson Kidd b. Tensai via DQ when Tensai attacked Kidd after the match ended
John Cena vs. Big Show went to a no contest
Tuesday
Impact last week got a 1.1. DirectTV viewers were able to see the show again.
Smackdown got a 1.9, down from last week. It was against the opening ceremony of the Olympics.
Raw got a 3.1 for the three hours and a 3.2 for the two hours.
AW has been punished for what he said last night on Raw but specifics weren't made.
The news continues today as Tensai apparently Touted a video where he makes what could be perceived as racially insensitive comments towards Asians.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: August 1, 2012
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: William Regal, Byron Saxton, Jim Ross
Back to Florida again and tonight is a big step forward in NXT as we're going to have a major announcement. I won't spoil it for you as you're going to read about it soon. Why I'd be worried about spoiling something a minute away is beyond me, but there isn't much else to talk about for this show and I need to fill in space. Let's get to it.
Dusty Rhodes opens the show and he's called the interim GM of NXT. I thought he was permanent. Dusty talks about what it means to be a champion and how NXT needs someone to be atop this place. There's going to be a Gold Rush Tournament to crown the first tournament and the round of eight begins soon. The eight men are (in no particular order mentioned):
Richie Steamboat
Bo Dallas
Leo Kruger
Seth Rollins
Mike McGillicutty
Drew McIntyre
Jinder Mahal
Justin Gabriel
No Tyson Kidd. That's interesting. Oh and the first round begins RIGHT NOW.
Gold Rush Tournament First Round: Richie Steamboat vs. Leo Kruger
Richie tries some very fast rollups for two each. Kruger chops him in the chest and the chase is on outside. Back in and Leo tries a sleeper but Richie escapes before it goes on. The camera is using some non-traditional angles here for some reason. Kruger gets knocked to the floor and tries to frustrate Richie. That makes sense as his dad always had a temper to him. Back in and Richie hits a chop in the corner and Kruger may have a bad knee.
Scratch that as it was a fake and Kruger nails him. Now that's how you go about being evil. A snap suplex gets no cover as Leo would rather pose. An elbow drop gets one and it's off to a cravate. Steamboat tries to fight back but walks into a big spinebuster for another two. The sleeper is countered again so Kruger settles for right hands to the head. Kruger charges into a boot and it's back to the chops.
A backdrop puts Kruger down and a missile dropkick gets two. Steamboat misses a clothesline and there's the sleeper from Kruger. Steamboat finally makes the rope but he's in trouble. Kruger sends him into the ropes but Steamboat comes back with the Sling Blade for the pin to advance at 7:51.
Here are the official brackets for the tournament:
Rollins
McIntyre
Gabriel
McGillicutty
Steamboat
Dallas
Mahal
Big E. Langston vs. Adam Mercer
I wonder if I can get a glass of juice to go with the squash we're about to have. Langston fires knees to the ribs and hits a set of backbreakers. Mercer gets in a bit of offense but Langston runs him over. There go the straps and Langston loads him up in a powerslam position. Instead of slamming him forward, Langston falls onto his back and slams Mercer into the mat for the pin at 2:00. Apparently it's called the Final Cut. The name is ok but I'm not wild on the move.
Audrey Marie vs. Raquel Diaz
Well Marie looks good in leather pants and a leather bikini top. She's got that going for her. Diaz has a mic on the way to the ring and talks about how great she looks and how well she can work a ramp. Marie grabs a headlock to start but Raquel hot shots her for two. Diaz hooks a chinlock but it doesn't last long. Instead she chokes away and rams Marie's face into the mat a few times. Raquel loads up a backslide but Marie counters our of the corner. The counter is caught in the Gory Bomb though, giving Diaz the pin at 2:33. I'm not a fan of Diaz's character, but I'm a big fan of the fact that she has a character.
Raquel puts an L on the forehead of Marie with lipstick. The L is for loser I guess.
Paige is glaring at Raquel in the back. She says we'll see about Raquel and her tour.
Hunico/Camacho vs. Mike Dalton/Jason Jordan
Hunico and Jordan get us going as Regal tells us Camacho and Hunico's backstory for the dozenth time. Jordan takes Hunico to the mat and controls with a front facelock before it's off to Dalton. After a Camacho distraction, a dropkick gets two for Hunico. Off to Camacho who stomps away on Dalton in the corner. A butterfly suplex gets one and Camacho pounds away some more. Back to Hunico who hits a double team powerbomb with Camacho for two. Hunico launches Dalton at Camacho but Dalton catches him in a hurricanrana out of nowhere for the upset pin at 3:41.
Gold Rush Tournament First Round: Drew McIntyre vs. Seth Rollins
McIntyre beat Rollins last week so there's a backstory here. Feeling out process to start and Rollins knocks Drew into the ropes. Drew takes over with a right hand but Seth knocks him to the floor. He loads up a dive so Drew rolls under the ring. That's one way to avoid it. Drew rams Seth's arm into the steps and we head back inside. McIntyre works over the arm and hits a DDT on it for two.
We take a break and come back with Drew ducking his head and getting kicked in the face. Rollins can't follow up though and Drew takes over again, stomping away in the corner. This is the opposite of last week's show where it was all Rollins for most of the match. The bad arm is rammed into the apron and we head back inside. McIntyre tries to throw him up into the air but Rollins DDTs him out of the air for two. Rollins tries to speed things up and hits an enziguri to stagger Drew.
Seth knocks him to the floor and hits a suicide dive to send McIntyre up the ramp. Back inside and Drew takes Rollins' head off with a clothesline for two. Rollins tries to go up but dives into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for two. Drew loads up a belly to back superplex but Rollins knocks him off. They do the same finishing sequence from last week with the missed splash, but this time Seth avoids the running boot and hits the Blackout for the pin at 9:44 shown of 13:14.
Results
Richie Steamboat b. Leo Kruger – Sling Blade
Big E. Langston b. Adam Mercer – Final Cut
Raquel Diaz b. Audrey Marie – Gory Bomb
Mike Dalton/Jason Jordan b. Hunico/Camacho – Hurricanrana to Camacho
Seth Rollins b. Drew McIntyre – Blackout
Monday Night Raw
Date: July 30, 2012
Location: US Bank Arena, Cincinnati, Ohio
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler
This is the interesting show as we're still at three hours, but now we don't have the legends or the big stuff to fill in the card. We do however have the beginning of Punk's heel reign and likely the announcement of his opponent (named John Cena) for Summerslam. This should be an interesting show but it's hard to say where it'll go. I do expect a rise in TOUTING IT OUT BABY! Let's get to it.
We open with people still coming into the arena. Apparently there was a pyro issue before the show and a fire broke out. No one was injured but part of the Tron was on fire. No one was hurt which is the important thing.
We get a video from Raw 1000 which we've seen twice on WWE TV already. That's ok though as we haven't seen it on Raw yet and it's a cool look back.
Here's Punk to open the show and it sounds like a mixed reaction to me. Nope there are the boos. Punk talks about how everyone wants a Wrestlemania moment, but he had a Raw moment that was bigger than most people's Mania moments. He'll explain his actions in a bit but he wants to talk about how Raw 1000 went off the air. When the show was ending last week, Jerry Lawler said CM Punk has turned his back on the WWE Universe. That doesn't sit well with Punk so he goes and sits on the announce desk in front of Lawler.
Punk talks about how he's used to over the top commentary but he doesn't get this one. If anything, it was Lawler who turned on CM Punk. Rock isn't the WWE Universe but rather one person. Rock is a delusional movie star who showed the WWE Champion a lack of respect. Last week when Rock was doing his thing with Daniel Bryan, Rock completely ignored Punk which is disrespectful. Once Rock was talking to Punk, it was like Rock was lowering himself to do it. Then later in the night, Rock ran in and tried to make everything about him.
This isn't ballet but rather the WWE and Punk is its champion. We haven't heard from Rock in a week which is odd because during the Cena feud, you couldn't shut Rock up. Lawler likes to spin things but Raw ended the way every show should end: with the focus on the WWE Champion. Cue Big Show of all people and Punk says he's here to steal the spotlight. Show says Punk is right: the focus was on Punk to end the show last week but it should have been on Big Show. He cost Cena the world title, he made Cena be the first person to cash in and lose, he knocked out Cena and Punk STILL couldn't beat Cena.
Punk would have tapped if not for Big Show, which Punk denies. Show says he'll be the next WWE Champion which Punk scoffs at. Cena charges to the ring and goes right after Big Show while Punk looks on. Show runs to the floor and here's AJ (officially called Lee now) in a business suit. This works for me. Tonight it's Big Show vs. Cena for the title shot at Summerslam. You know, because Show has proven that he's equal to Cena so many times now.
Bryan almost goes into AJ's locker room but doesn't.
Santino Marella vs. Alberto Del Rio
Del Rio jumps him and takes over quickly, hitting a snap suplex and leg drop. Del Rio has gold/black boots now which work a bit better. Santino backdrops him to the floor and we take a break. Back with Del Rio working on the arm and hitting a double stomp to the chest for no cover. Santino fires off some offense but as he does the splits, Del Rio kicks him in the head to break the momentum. Cross Armbreaker gets the tap out at 7:36.
Del Rio says everyone is beneath him and if it's not a world title match, he won't compete.
Bryan is still trying to knock on AJ's door.
Post break here's Brodus and the dancing girls, but Vickie says she's going to show how them how to really dance. Thankfully Damien Sandow comes out to break things up. He calls himself a martyr because of what happened with DX last week and calls it a crime against humanity. Sandow jumps Brodus and takes out the knee which has been injured for how many months now? Sandow fires off the knees and Brodus is in trouble. Damien breaks the necklace Brodus wears and leaves him laying. It's about time these guys got a feud.
We get a clip from two weeks ago with Ziggler taking the Codebreaker from Jericho. Jericho jumped Ziggler on Friday, resulting in Sheamus kicking Ziggler's head off.
Bryan finally goes into AJ's room and she seems calm. AJ offers a handshake but Bryan yells at her. She tells him to shut up and says she's his boss. Last week she saw guys in white coats walking around backstage and Bryan wanted to marry her so she could have him committed. Bryan says they were his groomsmen but AJ doesn't buy it. Tonight, Bryan gets Sheamus and it's not even for the title.
The filler continues with a video on Lesnar vs. HHH from last week.
You can vote on the stips for Sheamus vs. Bryan: No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere or Street Fight. This filler is REALLY getting old.
Sheamus says he doesn't care what match the fans pick but he's glad the fans are picking. Sheamus thinks Josh is looking nervous but Josh says he's fine. That seems to go nowhere.
We recap the fire before the show.
Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus
By my math, the poll was open about 6 minutes. Bryan wants the people to stop chanting YES because that's his thing. Street Fight gets over 70% of the vote and the fans chant YES. This is officially a RAW ACTIVE match, because the fans got to pick it. Oh I'm not going to like these three hour shows. Bryan does the moonsault out of the corner but jumps into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker (not the Irish Curse Cole!). Sheamus gets tripped into the middle buckle and Bryan takes over.
Bryan works over the arm which is apparently still injured from the car attack by Del Rio which was almost a month ago. Sheamus comes back with some punches and we head to the floor. Bryan gets sent into the barricade a few times and they head up to the stage. Bryan kicks Sheamus off the stage and the champ (this is non title) falls FEET to the floor, possibly hurting his leg. A running knee off the stage hits Sheamus in the head and we take a break.
Back with Bryan working on the arm. Not the head or the leg, but the thing that was hurt four weeks ago. Back to the floor and Sheamus catches a diving Bryan, launching him into the barricade. Sheamus does the ten forearms with Bryan in the timekeeper's area. A suplex puts Bryan back at ringside and it's time for a chair and kendo stick. Bryan knocks both to the floor so Sheamus clotheslines him to the floor again.
As Sheamus goes for Bryan, Daniel grabs the kendo stick and beats the tar out of Sheamus with it. Bryan wedges the chair between the ropes but it allows Sheamus to get the stick and knock Bryan around with it. Bryan hits a dropkick to send Sheamus into the chair for two. We go to the floor for the fifth time and Sheamus hits a shoulder to send Bryan into the barricade. He loads up the steps but Bryan rams him into the post shoulder first. Back in and Bryan loads up the steps but Sheamus grabs him for White Noise. That gets broken up so Sheamus Brogue Kicks him for the pin at 14:10.
Cole lies and says that Punk did his speech earlier at 8pm exactly, despite the first five minutes of the show being about the fire and recapping last week. We see a clip of Punk's speech and that's about it.
Post break Bryan is yelling about needing a doctor and he won't leave the ring. Geez the filler is getting more and more obvious here. To fill time, we see ANOTHER clip of Punk's speech. After that, Bryan is still whining for a doctor. Kofi comes out for his match anyway along with R-Truth. They tell Bryan to get out so Bryan makes fun of Little Jimmy. He then kicks Jimmy to the floor so Truth and Kofi go to the floor to check on him. The orderlies from last week come out and here's AJ. She says Bryan needs help and that would include a psychiatric evaluation. Bryan and the orderlies go up the stage...and nothing of note happens.
Vince will name a new GM on Friday. I liked it without a GM on Friday.
Before the match, TOUT IT OUT BABY!
Kofi Kingston vs. Titus O'Neal
Titus starts with the power and catches a cross body. AW makes what sounds like a reference to Kobe Bryant's rape case from like 8 years ago. Kofi counters a slam into a DDT but I'm trying to get over that Bryant reference. Why in the world would he say that? Kofi clotheslines him down and ruth clocks Darren. AW throws a shoe at Kofi and shouts about Kofi's mama. That allows the Clash of the Titus to pin Kofi at 2:53.
Punk is talking to Cena in the back and says that he thinks Cena would have done the same thing when he tried to pin Cena. Actually he wouldn't as he had the chance the week before but whatever. Punk says he respects Cena but he doesn't care who wins tonight.
Back with an apology for what AW said. We also see what Cena and Punk did just a few seconds ago.
We recap Slater's decimation by the new batch of legends last week.
Here's Slater in the ring and he says he's glad the legends have finally gone to the retirement home. He's issuing a challenge to any current WWE Superstar to come face him.
Heath Slater vs. Randy Orton
I wrote Orton's name before his music hit. Orton looks slimmer. During Orton's entrance, we hear about ANOTHER technology thing you can do called Shazam, where you can get extra content or something. Slater pounds him into the corner but walks into a clothesline. Orton has a mohawk. WHY? RKO ends this at 1:15.
Time for Bryan's psych evaluation. He answers every question with YES and starts shouting it over and over.
Chris Jericho/Christian vs. The Miz/Dolph Ziggler
Christian and Ziggler start things off and Christian takes him to the mat quickly. Off to Miz who is taken down and punched in the head by the Canadian. The younger Canadian that is. Back to Dolph as we hear about a Tout War between Jericho and Ziggler from over the weekend. Jericho vs. Miz now with Chris getting two off an elbow drop. Back to Ziggler as things speed up a bit. Jericho hits a top rope ax handle and knocks both heels to the floor. Christian dives on both guys as we take a break.
Back with Miz holding Jericho in a chinlock. Apparently during the break a Vickie distraction changed the control. Jericho backdrops out of the hold and it's off to Christian. Ziggler comes in and avoids the Killswitch but gets caught in the sunset flip out of the corner for two. A BIG dropkick puts Christian down but it only gets two. Back to Miz for another chinlock but Christian sends Miz to the floor to escape. Miz breaks up the hot tag though and Christian is stomped on some more. Ziggler mostly misses a Fameasser and Lawler rips into him for it.
Christian trips Ziggler up and a double tag brings in Jericho and Miz. Jericho springboard dropkicks Dolph off the rope and hits the Lionsault on Miz for two. Christian spears Ziggler in half but gets sent shoulder first into the post. Jericho tries the Walls but Miz escapes and hits a big boot to put him down. The Finale is countered but Christian pokes Miz in the eye, allowing the Codebreaker to pin Miz at 13:23.
Post match Ziggler hits Jericho with the briefcase.
Time for another fire recap to fill in a few moments.
We go back to the psych evaluation for ink blot tests. The blots are thrown on the table to form a goat, which Bryan freaks out over.
TOUT IT OUT AGAIN BABY!
Tensai vs. Tyson Kidd
No entrance for Tensai anymore. Tensai runs him over and the fans chant Albert. Kidd has a small cut on his forehead. Kidd escapes a nerve hold and hits a spin kick followed by a rollup for two. A kick to the head sets up a Blockbuster for Kidd but it only gets two. And never mind as the chokebomb and backsplash get the pin at 2:10.
Tensai beats him up post match and hits the other the shoulder backbreaker. The decision is reversed. Sakamoto is beaten up too. Is this supposed to make me care about him any more?
Back to the psych evaluation and the result is Bryan is a jerk and obsessed with Charlie Sheen but he's sane. The shrink leaves and Kane comes in, says he's Bryan's anger management therapist, and beats Bryan up. We spent how many segments to have Kane attack Bryan?
We get the same recap of HHH vs. Lesnar from earlier.
Here's Punk to do commentary on the main event.
Big Show vs. John Cena
Winner gets Punk for the title at Summerslam. Cena pounds away on him to start but gets punched down almost immediately. Things slow way down and Show continues to prove why he gets the reputation of a guy who is slow and dull to watch. The SHH chop misses in the corner and Cena jumps on his back. Cena tries a cross body but gets caught. That goes nowhere so we'll go back to the choke on Show's back.
The choke eventually gets two but Cena gets launched to the floor as we take a break. Back with Show throwing Cena around even more and shouting at Punk. Punk seems to be totally neutral so far. Show hooks a bearhug as Punk says the always stupid line of everyone is the same size on the mat. No Punk, they're not. Cena fights out but Show falls on him in a slam attempt for two. Chokeslam is countered into a DDT and both guys are down.
A side slam puts Cena down but the Vader Bomb misses. Cena initiates his finishing sequence but he charges into a chokeslam for two. Cena rolls to the floor and Punk says you can't lose out there. Show picks him up to ram Cena into the post but Cena escapes. Show gets sent into the post but Cena dives at him, only to miss and crash into Punk. Cena gets in at 9 and Punk is holding his arm. Show misses the big punch and walks into the AA but Punk breaks it up for the DQ at 16:17. He hit Show in the back.
Punk kicks Show AFTER the bell. The only question is if the triple threat announcement is this week or next. Punk says both guys are losers. I guess it's a no contest. Punk leaves and the announcement of the triple threat is made to end the show.
Results
Alberto Del Rio b. Santino Marella – Cross Armbreaker
Sheamus b. Daniel Bryan – Brogue Kick
Titus O'Neal b. Kofi Kingston – Clash of the Titus
Randy Orton b. Heath Slater – RKO
Christian/Chris Jericho b. The Miz/Dolph Ziggler – Codebreaker to Miz
Tyson Kidd b. Tensai via DQ when Tensai attacked Kidd after the match ended
John Cena vs. Big Show went to a no contest
Tuesday
Impact last week got a 1.1. DirectTV viewers were able to see the show again.
Smackdown got a 1.9, down from last week. It was against the opening ceremony of the Olympics.
Raw got a 3.1 for the three hours and a 3.2 for the two hours.
AW has been punished for what he said last night on Raw but specifics weren't made.
The news continues today as Tensai apparently Touted a video where he makes what could be perceived as racially insensitive comments towards Asians.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: August 1, 2012
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: William Regal, Byron Saxton, Jim Ross
Back to Florida again and tonight is a big step forward in NXT as we're going to have a major announcement. I won't spoil it for you as you're going to read about it soon. Why I'd be worried about spoiling something a minute away is beyond me, but there isn't much else to talk about for this show and I need to fill in space. Let's get to it.
Dusty Rhodes opens the show and he's called the interim GM of NXT. I thought he was permanent. Dusty talks about what it means to be a champion and how NXT needs someone to be atop this place. There's going to be a Gold Rush Tournament to crown the first tournament and the round of eight begins soon. The eight men are (in no particular order mentioned):
Richie Steamboat
Bo Dallas
Leo Kruger
Seth Rollins
Mike McGillicutty
Drew McIntyre
Jinder Mahal
Justin Gabriel
No Tyson Kidd. That's interesting. Oh and the first round begins RIGHT NOW.
Gold Rush Tournament First Round: Richie Steamboat vs. Leo Kruger
Richie tries some very fast rollups for two each. Kruger chops him in the chest and the chase is on outside. Back in and Leo tries a sleeper but Richie escapes before it goes on. The camera is using some non-traditional angles here for some reason. Kruger gets knocked to the floor and tries to frustrate Richie. That makes sense as his dad always had a temper to him. Back in and Richie hits a chop in the corner and Kruger may have a bad knee.
Scratch that as it was a fake and Kruger nails him. Now that's how you go about being evil. A snap suplex gets no cover as Leo would rather pose. An elbow drop gets one and it's off to a cravate. Steamboat tries to fight back but walks into a big spinebuster for another two. The sleeper is countered again so Kruger settles for right hands to the head. Kruger charges into a boot and it's back to the chops.
A backdrop puts Kruger down and a missile dropkick gets two. Steamboat misses a clothesline and there's the sleeper from Kruger. Steamboat finally makes the rope but he's in trouble. Kruger sends him into the ropes but Steamboat comes back with the Sling Blade for the pin to advance at 7:51.
Here are the official brackets for the tournament:
Rollins
McIntyre
Gabriel
McGillicutty
Steamboat
Dallas
Mahal
Big E. Langston vs. Adam Mercer
I wonder if I can get a glass of juice to go with the squash we're about to have. Langston fires knees to the ribs and hits a set of backbreakers. Mercer gets in a bit of offense but Langston runs him over. There go the straps and Langston loads him up in a powerslam position. Instead of slamming him forward, Langston falls onto his back and slams Mercer into the mat for the pin at 2:00. Apparently it's called the Final Cut. The name is ok but I'm not wild on the move.
Audrey Marie vs. Raquel Diaz
Well Marie looks good in leather pants and a leather bikini top. She's got that going for her. Diaz has a mic on the way to the ring and talks about how great she looks and how well she can work a ramp. Marie grabs a headlock to start but Raquel hot shots her for two. Diaz hooks a chinlock but it doesn't last long. Instead she chokes away and rams Marie's face into the mat a few times. Raquel loads up a backslide but Marie counters our of the corner. The counter is caught in the Gory Bomb though, giving Diaz the pin at 2:33. I'm not a fan of Diaz's character, but I'm a big fan of the fact that she has a character.
Raquel puts an L on the forehead of Marie with lipstick. The L is for loser I guess.
Paige is glaring at Raquel in the back. She says we'll see about Raquel and her tour.
Hunico/Camacho vs. Mike Dalton/Jason Jordan
Hunico and Jordan get us going as Regal tells us Camacho and Hunico's backstory for the dozenth time. Jordan takes Hunico to the mat and controls with a front facelock before it's off to Dalton. After a Camacho distraction, a dropkick gets two for Hunico. Off to Camacho who stomps away on Dalton in the corner. A butterfly suplex gets one and Camacho pounds away some more. Back to Hunico who hits a double team powerbomb with Camacho for two. Hunico launches Dalton at Camacho but Dalton catches him in a hurricanrana out of nowhere for the upset pin at 3:41.
Gold Rush Tournament First Round: Drew McIntyre vs. Seth Rollins
McIntyre beat Rollins last week so there's a backstory here. Feeling out process to start and Rollins knocks Drew into the ropes. Drew takes over with a right hand but Seth knocks him to the floor. He loads up a dive so Drew rolls under the ring. That's one way to avoid it. Drew rams Seth's arm into the steps and we head back inside. McIntyre works over the arm and hits a DDT on it for two.
We take a break and come back with Drew ducking his head and getting kicked in the face. Rollins can't follow up though and Drew takes over again, stomping away in the corner. This is the opposite of last week's show where it was all Rollins for most of the match. The bad arm is rammed into the apron and we head back inside. McIntyre tries to throw him up into the air but Rollins DDTs him out of the air for two. Rollins tries to speed things up and hits an enziguri to stagger Drew.
Seth knocks him to the floor and hits a suicide dive to send McIntyre up the ramp. Back inside and Drew takes Rollins' head off with a clothesline for two. Rollins tries to go up but dives into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for two. Drew loads up a belly to back superplex but Rollins knocks him off. They do the same finishing sequence from last week with the missed splash, but this time Seth avoids the running boot and hits the Blackout for the pin at 9:44 shown of 13:14.
Results
Richie Steamboat b. Leo Kruger – Sling Blade
Big E. Langston b. Adam Mercer – Final Cut
Raquel Diaz b. Audrey Marie – Gory Bomb
Mike Dalton/Jason Jordan b. Hunico/Camacho – Hurricanrana to Camacho
Seth Rollins b. Drew McIntyre – Blackout