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Monday
Monday Night Raw
Date: June 4, 2012
Location: BI-LO Center, Greenville, South Carolina
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler
Cena is back tonight. That right there almost automatically makes the show better than it was last week. We have tonight and another week before No Way Out so it should be interesting to see what kind of build we get for those matches. Orton is gone so Miz has nothing to do which likely won't be mentioned. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Big Show's dominance over the last week.
Here's Cole to interview Cena. Cole says that Cena was knocked out twice in 24 hours and it's his own fault, because he tried to be a comedian instead of supporting Big Show. Cena says that Ace was a bully and he had everything ready to get rid of him and the new GM would have rehired Show. Cole says that Cena caused all this and says that Show is unbeatable. Cena says Show wanted more money and turned his back on everyone.
Now Cole thinks Cena is jealous of Big Show because Show didn't lose at Wrestlemania, nor did he get beaten up by Lesnar for 20 minutes. Cole thinks Cena is overrated now and that Show puts us out of our misery that we've developed after watching Cena's matches for the last few years. Oh and Cena can't hit him. Cue Ace now who says that Cena gets to pick his own opponent tonight. Cena tries to pick Ace about 5 times but Ace says that he's retired and Big Show is NOT here tonight. Cena picks someone that is uninteresting, overrated, and that JR says is being shoved down our throats every week. You know it's Cole.
Post break Cole begs Ace for mercy but apparently the people want to see Cole get beaten up. Oh and don't call him Johnny.
We get a clip montage to summarize the Sheamus Must Apologize story.
Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler
Cole is back on commentary. Ziggler starts fast and tries to take Sheamus down by the knees. Sheamus tries three Regal Rolls but only the third one connects, getting two. Dolph low bridges him but Sheamus pulls him to the outside. Sheamus blocks a ram into the post but Ziggler jumps over the steps that he gets whipped into. After a Vickie distraction, Dolph dropkicks him back to the floor and we take a break.
Back with Ziggler kneeing Sheamus down and working on the shoulder that hit the post during the break. Ziggler works it over a bit more and takes Sheamus down for two. Ziggler goes up and after fighting off Sheamus, hits a top rope Fameasser for two. Sheamus shrugs off the sleeper, hits White Noise and ends Ziggler with the Brogue Kick at 9:09.
As Sheamus is on the stage Del Rio jumps him and with Ricardo's help, puts him in the cross armbreaker.
Ace asks some schmuck for his coffee when Otunga comes up and says that Vince is returning next week to evaluate him. Ace seems surprised by this, despite saying earlier that everyone was going to be evaluated.
Sin Cara vs. Hunico
Cara speeds things up to start and spins Hunico around and out to the floor. Slingshow sunset flip is escaped and Hunico kicks him in the head for one. Butterfly backbreaker gets the same. Off to the chinlock for a second and Cara escapes the spinning rack slam into an armdrag. Cara kicks him out of the corner and hits a top rope rana to take over. Handspring elbow puts Hunico down and after taking out Camacho, the spinning mat slam gets the pin at 2:30.
Cena's favorite Raw moment is being drafted to Raw 7 years ago tomorrow.
Stan Stansky/Arthur Rosenburg vs. Ryback
It's the same thing you've seen time after time. This match features more throwing people around and a clothesline to both of them at once. The double MuscleBuster/Samoan Drop gets the pin at 1:55.
CM Punk vs. Kane
There must be a winner. Cole is on the phone begging to be let out of the match. Before Kane comes out, Bryan comes out and gets on the announce table for some questions and answers. Has AJ gone completely delusional since they broke up? Will Kane destroy Punk tonight? Will Bryan win the title in three weeks? Yes Yes Yes. Kane powers him around but Punk uses the kicks to knock Kane to the floor for the suicide dive.
Punk hits the top rope double ax to the floor and we head back inside. Kane comes back with a knee to the ribs for two to take over. He pounds on Punk with sledgehammer shots and a legdrop for two. Punk breaks out of a bodyscissors and fires away with strikes but Kane throws him into the corner and out to the floor as we take a break.
Back with Kane holding a chinlock and uppercutting Punk down. Side slam gets two. Kane goes for the top rope clothesline but Punk knees him down. Another knee sets up the bulldog for two. Springboard clothesline gets the same. GTS is broken up and Kane boots him down for two. Punk avoids the chokeslam and hits a neckbreaker to slow Kane down. Punk goes up but Kane uppercuts him.
The superplex is broken up and Kane is knocked back to the mat. Macho Elbow gets two and they go to the floor. Kane rams him into the table and with the referee distracted, Bryan fires off two kicks to the ribs. Chokeslam is countered by the High Kick and here comes AJ. She tells the referee what Bryan did so Bryan yells at her. Punk uses the distraction to dive onto Bryan, but he walks into the chokeslam for the pin at 13:49.
Post match Kane stares at AJ (as well as kicking Bryan down) and AJ smiles back at him before he leaves. Ok then.
AJ tells Josh she likes when men look at her. She pulls him by his tie and demands he look at her. AJ says he might be her type.
Cole begs Ace for mercy again.
Video on Big Show and all of the comedy stuff he's done over the years and how he's being serious now.
Kofi Kingston/R-Truth vs. Curt Hawkins/Tyler Reks
This is joined in progress with Hawkins vs. Kofi. The champs are all taped up because of last week. A jumping back elbow gets two for Kofi and it's off to a hammerlock. Off to Truth who drops a leg on Hawkins' arm before it's off to Reks. Reks gets in a little offense but misses a shoulder. Off to Kofi for the Boom Drop on Hawkins but Trouble in Paradise only gets two because of Reks. Truth takes him out and the spin kick gets the pin on Hawkins at 4:02.
HHH's favorite Raw moment is him returning in 2002.
John Cena vs. Michael Cole
It's 10:45 so this could mean a few things. Ace comes out and says that if Cena can beat this man, his match with Cole will be No DQ.
John Cena vs. Tensai
Yeah he's not a Lord anymore. He's also moving faster now which is good too. Cole of course cheers everything that Tensai does as the fans are mostly behind Cena. Cena comes back with a clothesline to send Tensai to the floor and Cole panics. Sakamoto gets in some kicks and Cena is down as we take a break. Back with Cena breaking out of a neck lock and hitting a middle rope bulldog for two.
Tensai takes him back down and it's nerve hold time again. Cena gets knocked to the floor and Cole says he should just quit now. Cole slaps Cena and gets shoved down by Lawler as a result. Cena gets thrown into the steps and Cole rips into him for awhile. Back in and the butterfly suplex gets two. Backsplash misses and it's shoulder block time. Protobomb sets up the Shiffle and Cole is very nervous. AA gets the clean pin at 9:04.
John Cena vs. Michael Cole
It's No DQ. Cole tries to run into the crowd twice but gets pulled back both times. Cena throws him into the ring and Cole says we don't have to do it this way. He sucks up to Cena and then takes off his coat and tie, saying how he's going to beat up Cena tonight. He pokes Cena in the chest and tells Cena to not forget his name. Cena rips the shirt open and chops him in the chest. There go Cole's pants and Cena kicks him low.
He slaps Cole's chest and back again before putting him in a chinlock. Cena demands an apology to Lawler about the Mania match which Cole gives immediately. Now Cole has to apologize to JR who Cole calls his idol. Cole has to admit his love for JR's Barbecue Sauce. It's slobberknocker good! Lawler just happens to have a few bottles of it with him and it gets poured over Cole.
Since it was hot, here's a fire extinguisher to cool Cole off. There's steam coming off Cole's head. The AA gets loaded up but here's Tensai with the Baldo Bomb. That gets two for Cole and he has a bit of a tantrum. Cole slaps Cena in the back of the head and yells a lot before charging with the fire extinguisher. AA counters that and gets the pin at roughly 11 minutes. I'm not rating this for obvious reasons but it did its job well enough.
Results
Sheamus b. Dolph Ziggler Brogue Kick
Sin Cara b. Hunico Spinning Mat Slam
Ryback b. Arthur Rosenburg/Stan Stansky Double MuscleBuster
Kane b. CM Punk Chokeslam
Kofi Kingston/R-Truth b. Curt Hawkins/Tyler Reks Trouble in Paradise to Hawkins
John Cena b. Tensai Attitude Adjustment
John Cena b. Michael Cole Attitude Adjustment
Tuesday
Raw got a 2.9, up from last week but still bad.
Wednesday
Kelly Kelly has requested some time off and there's a chance she won't come back.
NXT
Date: June 6, 2012
Location: Colonial Center, Columbia, South Carolina
Commentators: Matt Striker, Josh Matthews
Back to the land of no storylines allowed. I would usually say that this should be interesting, but for the most part I'm pretty sure it won't be. At the end of the day, we have about 45 minutes of wrestling here which isn't bad between guys that aren't good enough to get into the top two shows. Let's get to it.
Dang it no Regal this week.
Tyler Reks vs. Jey Uso
Feeling out process to start with Reks running over Uso a few times. Jey comes back with a running chinlock (looked pretty cool actually) to take over. Uso charges into a boot in the corner and a belly to back suplex for two. Reks pounds him down with power strikes but misses a charge, sending his shoulder into the post.
Jey goes after the arm and hits a spinning forearm. He starts doing the chants to the crowd the pops are great. Samoan drop gets two. Reks takes him down again and goes up, but Jey slams him down for two. Now Jey goes up but gets crotched for his efforts. Reks puts him up in a Razor's Edge position then spins Jey down into a kind of a DDT move for the pin at 5:00.
Percy Watson vs. JTG
JTG speeds things up to start which actually works. This is supposed to be the new and improved version of him and I guess that's true as the tights are less annoying than what he used to wear. Watson smiles a lot in the ring. JTG controls for the opening until Watson avoids a charge. Watson's headscissors out of the corner is countered and he falls out to the floor.
Back in and JTG pounds away before hooking a seated abdominal stretch. A kind of slam gets two. JTG is getting frustrated. If I had hair like that I likely would be too. He goes to the middle rope but dives into a facebuster to put both guys down. Watson speeds things up and hits his usual jumping attacks. The crowd doesn't seem to care as much this time. Heisman gets two. We get a freaking JTG chant as Persecution gets the pin at 6:01.
Tamina Snuka vs. Natalya
Natalya now wears a kind of cape. She quickly powers Tamina down to the mat and they trade headlocks. Back up and Natalya runs her over as Striker calls her Nattie. Whatever her name is she gets dropkicked down for two. The crowd is almost silent for this. Tamina misses a charge and Natalya sits on her with arms folded for two.
Suplex gets two as well. Natalya tries another one but gets small packaged for two. Off to an abdominal stretch but Natalya picks up Tamina's leg on top of the regular hold. Tamina escapes and comes back with chops but Natalya rolls away before Tamina can try for the splash. Sharpshooter is broken up as Tamina kicks her to the floor. Natalya charges back in to a Samoan Drop and the Superfly Splash gets the pin at 6:21.
Raw ReBound is about Cole's destruction.
Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel vs. Heath Slater/Johnny Curtis
Kidd and Slater get us going. Slater grabs a headlock but Kidd makes a blind tag. Kidd and Gabriel kind of mess up a double hip toss and it's off to Curtis instead. Justin sweeps the legs out and brings in Kidd for a slingshot reverse victory roll for two. Tyson tries the Dungeon Lock but has to settle for a wristlock instead. Slater comes in but Kidd dropkicks them both down at once.
Sharpshooter to Slater doesn't work so it's back to Gabriel. A BIG suicide dive takes Slater out and Kidd/Gabriel pose in the ring as we take a break. Back with Kidd in control of Slater. He goes up but gets distracted by Curtis, allowing Heath to powerslam him off the top for two and control. Off to the chinlock for a bit and then into the heel corner.
Kidd fights both guys off at once but walks into a spinebuster before he can make the tag off to Gabriel. Curtis comes in and hits a suplex for two. After a quick wear down hold, Curtis and Slater try a double team but Kidd counters and drops them both. Slater blocks the tag again with a running neckbreaker for two. His middle rope knee drop misses though and it's hot tag to Gabriel. Justin speeds things up as you would expect and hits a jumping tornado DDT for two on Curtis. A combination Hart Attack/Blockbuster gets the pin on Curtis at 10:05.
Results
Tyler Reks b. Jey Uso Spinning DDT
Percy Watson b. JTG Persecution
Tamina Snuka b. Natalya Superfly Splash
Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel b. Heath Slater/Johnny Curtis Middle Rope Neckbreaker to Curtis
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: June 7, 2012
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz
It's another live show and we're leading up to Slammiversary X this Sunday. The main event is Sting vs. Roode which doesn't really blow the roof off the place but it'll do I guess. Tonight we're supposed to hear from Dixie about the AJ issue, which has been one of the big issues over the past few weeks. Other than that I can't think of anything else for this week. Let's get to it.
We open with a clip from after the show last week of Dixie freaking out and screaming a lot. She goes into the production truck and wants to know where the footage came from but can't get an answer.
Dixie is in the ring and is on the verge of tears. She feels sorry for Kaz and Daniels and gets booed out of the building. The two of them are filled with doubts and anger and various other bad things. Dixie says she's going to tell the truth tonight, but here are Kaz and Daniels. Daniels says he knows what's going on and Dixie had to have what she wanted. He wants to know who called who first and where the first meeting was. She tries to hit Daniels so he shoves her down, until AJ comes out and chases both guys off.
Serg, Dixie's husband, gets in the ring and helps her up then lays out AJ with a punch. Serg leaves and AJ whispers something to Dixie and they both leave.
Crimson vs. Austin Aries
Joe continues his complaining to Aries in the back before the match. Aries attacks the legs to start, hitting the low dropkick in the corner. A slingshot corkscrew plancha hits Crimson but a Lionsault misses. Red Sky is countered into a rana to send Crimson into the corner. Brainbuster is escaped and we head to the floor where Aries hits the suicide dive. Joe makes the not shocking interference and drives Aries' head into the apron, giving Crimson the pin at 3:28.
Crimson brags about being undefeated longer than Goldberg was and says he'll keep that going at Slammiversary with an open challenge.
Hogan says nothing of note about Brooke.
Brooke introduces herself to the Knockouts and there's a fourway for the title match on Sunday. Also Velvet is going to be in a music video with Montgomery Gentry.
Here's Hulk in the arena for a chat. He talks about how this Sunday is the anniversary and it's a big party. We're going to keep the party going through next week's show in the form of a world title match. Roode comes out and complains. Hogan keeps trying to talk but Roode keeps saying he's not done yet. Roode calls Hogan jealous and grabs him by the shirt, saying get out of his ring. Cue Sting who gets beaten down, but as Roode looks at Hogan he turns around to face Sting.
Joseph Park isn't sure how things got where they are now.
Mickie James vs. Tara vs. Velvet Sky vs. Brooke Tessmacher
Mickie and Velvet clear the ring to start and Mickie gets a rollup for two. Gail comes out to watch and we take a break about a minute in. Gail sits in on commentary as we're back. Brooke grabs a rollup for two on Mickie and takes her down for two. Velvet makes the save as Gail brags about her accomplishments. Tara comes in to roll up Sky for two.
Boston Crab goes on Brooke by Tara, but Mickie grabs a dragon sleeper on Tara but Brooke grabs a headlock on Mickie for a quadruple submission. Think about that and you'll get why it's stupid. The ring gets cleared again but Tara misses a moonsault on Mickie. Tessmacher wants Tara to hit her but the older one is reluctant. Tara takes over but as she shakes her hits Velvet takes her down. Mickie hits the top rope Thesz Press and kicks Velvet's head off. She takes too long yelling though and Tessmacher hits her flip mat slam for the pin at 10:36.
Bully Ray is ready for the contract signing later.
We see the opening segment again.
Hulk yells at AJ on the phone.
Time for the contract signing. Ray says his usual stuff and here's Park. Ray rips up the contract and says that was for a standard wrestling match. He pulls out a new one that has a whole harmless clause in it, meaning no matter what he does to Park, there's no legal recourse. Ray signs but Park starts sweating. Park won't sign because he's not crazy, so Ray spits on him.
That makes him snap and he talks about how Abyss has given his life for the last ten years to make this happen, so he'll sign. Abyss pops up on screen and yells at Chris to step away from the fire before he gets burned. Chris says he was doing it to help but Abyss says he doesn't need help. As for Ray, he left Abyss for dead, but Abyss isn't dead. They're both going to find out how alive he is at Slammiversary. Ray jumps Chris as he's looking at the monitor.
Garrett wants to have D-Von's back in the TV Title match tonight.
Joey Ryan rants about Gut Check from last week. Al Snow comes up and tells him to drop it.
TV Title: Robbie E vs. D-Von
This is the FIFTH TV Title between these two. Garrett is seconding D-Von here. Madison comes out to watch this, so her guy is one of the four. Robbie jumps him to start and takes over with basic offense. D-Von spears him down and hits a clothesline and elbow to the face. A flying shoulder takes Robbie down. Rock Bottom is followed by a headbutt, but Robbie T interferes. The seconds get into it but the distraction allows Robbie T to switch a small package. He gets caught and Garrett switches it so D-Von retains at 2:50.
Post match the Rob's get beaten to the floor.
Here's Hulk to talk about Bobby Roode but Anderson interrupts him. After taking forever, he asks if he's getting the title match next week. Hogan says to chill and Anderson says he wants the title match. Hogan says he wants to finish the announcement, but he calls out RVD. I think Hogan is losing his voice. Now he asks Jeff Hardy to come to the ring. Anderson says he deserves the title match and Hogan goes on a rant about how these three have been trying to get title shots. The required three way match is made for Sunday.
We run down the Slammiversary card, which only has five announced matches plus an open challenge.
Kazarian/Christopher Daniels/Bobby Roode vs. Kurt Angle/AJ Styles/Sting
And there's no AJ. He and Dixie left earlier and he's not back yet. The tag champs jump Sting and Angle to start but are immediately put in submission holds, drawing in Roode who doesn't seem that interested in helping. Kaz and Daniels make the ropes and it's time for a huddle on the floor. We take a break and come back with Daniels taking Sting down and posing.
Off to a chinlock and Sting is in trouble. Slingshot elbow from Daniels and a slingshot legdrop from Kaz combine for two. A spinwheel kick from Kaz gets the same and Sting can barely stand. Off to Roode who drops a knee and chokes with the boot. Roode misses a charge but Sting misses a splash and both guys are down.
Daniels comes in illegally to break up what would have been a hot tag and it's a triple beatdown. There's the Crossface and here's AJ for the save. He cleans house and Angle is back in as well. Kurt suplexes Kaz to the floor and AJ beats on Daniels. Pele takes Daniels to the floor and AJ hits a BIG dive to take everyone out. Roode tries a belt shot but gets caught in the Scorpion for the tap at 10:13.
Sting holds up the title to end the show.
Results
Crimson b. Austin Aries Pin after Samoa Joe interference
Brooke Tessmacher b. Tara, Mickie James and Velvet Sky Flip Mat Slam to James
D-Von b. Robbie E Small Package
Sting/AJ Styles/Kurt Angle b. Bobby Roode/Christopher Daniels/Kazarian Scorpion Deathlock to Roode
Monday Night Raw
Date: June 4, 2012
Location: BI-LO Center, Greenville, South Carolina
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler
Cena is back tonight. That right there almost automatically makes the show better than it was last week. We have tonight and another week before No Way Out so it should be interesting to see what kind of build we get for those matches. Orton is gone so Miz has nothing to do which likely won't be mentioned. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Big Show's dominance over the last week.
Here's Cole to interview Cena. Cole says that Cena was knocked out twice in 24 hours and it's his own fault, because he tried to be a comedian instead of supporting Big Show. Cena says that Ace was a bully and he had everything ready to get rid of him and the new GM would have rehired Show. Cole says that Cena caused all this and says that Show is unbeatable. Cena says Show wanted more money and turned his back on everyone.
Now Cole thinks Cena is jealous of Big Show because Show didn't lose at Wrestlemania, nor did he get beaten up by Lesnar for 20 minutes. Cole thinks Cena is overrated now and that Show puts us out of our misery that we've developed after watching Cena's matches for the last few years. Oh and Cena can't hit him. Cue Ace now who says that Cena gets to pick his own opponent tonight. Cena tries to pick Ace about 5 times but Ace says that he's retired and Big Show is NOT here tonight. Cena picks someone that is uninteresting, overrated, and that JR says is being shoved down our throats every week. You know it's Cole.
Post break Cole begs Ace for mercy but apparently the people want to see Cole get beaten up. Oh and don't call him Johnny.
We get a clip montage to summarize the Sheamus Must Apologize story.
Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler
Cole is back on commentary. Ziggler starts fast and tries to take Sheamus down by the knees. Sheamus tries three Regal Rolls but only the third one connects, getting two. Dolph low bridges him but Sheamus pulls him to the outside. Sheamus blocks a ram into the post but Ziggler jumps over the steps that he gets whipped into. After a Vickie distraction, Dolph dropkicks him back to the floor and we take a break.
Back with Ziggler kneeing Sheamus down and working on the shoulder that hit the post during the break. Ziggler works it over a bit more and takes Sheamus down for two. Ziggler goes up and after fighting off Sheamus, hits a top rope Fameasser for two. Sheamus shrugs off the sleeper, hits White Noise and ends Ziggler with the Brogue Kick at 9:09.
As Sheamus is on the stage Del Rio jumps him and with Ricardo's help, puts him in the cross armbreaker.
Ace asks some schmuck for his coffee when Otunga comes up and says that Vince is returning next week to evaluate him. Ace seems surprised by this, despite saying earlier that everyone was going to be evaluated.
Sin Cara vs. Hunico
Cara speeds things up to start and spins Hunico around and out to the floor. Slingshow sunset flip is escaped and Hunico kicks him in the head for one. Butterfly backbreaker gets the same. Off to the chinlock for a second and Cara escapes the spinning rack slam into an armdrag. Cara kicks him out of the corner and hits a top rope rana to take over. Handspring elbow puts Hunico down and after taking out Camacho, the spinning mat slam gets the pin at 2:30.
Cena's favorite Raw moment is being drafted to Raw 7 years ago tomorrow.
Stan Stansky/Arthur Rosenburg vs. Ryback
It's the same thing you've seen time after time. This match features more throwing people around and a clothesline to both of them at once. The double MuscleBuster/Samoan Drop gets the pin at 1:55.
CM Punk vs. Kane
There must be a winner. Cole is on the phone begging to be let out of the match. Before Kane comes out, Bryan comes out and gets on the announce table for some questions and answers. Has AJ gone completely delusional since they broke up? Will Kane destroy Punk tonight? Will Bryan win the title in three weeks? Yes Yes Yes. Kane powers him around but Punk uses the kicks to knock Kane to the floor for the suicide dive.
Punk hits the top rope double ax to the floor and we head back inside. Kane comes back with a knee to the ribs for two to take over. He pounds on Punk with sledgehammer shots and a legdrop for two. Punk breaks out of a bodyscissors and fires away with strikes but Kane throws him into the corner and out to the floor as we take a break.
Back with Kane holding a chinlock and uppercutting Punk down. Side slam gets two. Kane goes for the top rope clothesline but Punk knees him down. Another knee sets up the bulldog for two. Springboard clothesline gets the same. GTS is broken up and Kane boots him down for two. Punk avoids the chokeslam and hits a neckbreaker to slow Kane down. Punk goes up but Kane uppercuts him.
The superplex is broken up and Kane is knocked back to the mat. Macho Elbow gets two and they go to the floor. Kane rams him into the table and with the referee distracted, Bryan fires off two kicks to the ribs. Chokeslam is countered by the High Kick and here comes AJ. She tells the referee what Bryan did so Bryan yells at her. Punk uses the distraction to dive onto Bryan, but he walks into the chokeslam for the pin at 13:49.
Post match Kane stares at AJ (as well as kicking Bryan down) and AJ smiles back at him before he leaves. Ok then.
AJ tells Josh she likes when men look at her. She pulls him by his tie and demands he look at her. AJ says he might be her type.
Cole begs Ace for mercy again.
Video on Big Show and all of the comedy stuff he's done over the years and how he's being serious now.
Kofi Kingston/R-Truth vs. Curt Hawkins/Tyler Reks
This is joined in progress with Hawkins vs. Kofi. The champs are all taped up because of last week. A jumping back elbow gets two for Kofi and it's off to a hammerlock. Off to Truth who drops a leg on Hawkins' arm before it's off to Reks. Reks gets in a little offense but misses a shoulder. Off to Kofi for the Boom Drop on Hawkins but Trouble in Paradise only gets two because of Reks. Truth takes him out and the spin kick gets the pin on Hawkins at 4:02.
HHH's favorite Raw moment is him returning in 2002.
John Cena vs. Michael Cole
It's 10:45 so this could mean a few things. Ace comes out and says that if Cena can beat this man, his match with Cole will be No DQ.
John Cena vs. Tensai
Yeah he's not a Lord anymore. He's also moving faster now which is good too. Cole of course cheers everything that Tensai does as the fans are mostly behind Cena. Cena comes back with a clothesline to send Tensai to the floor and Cole panics. Sakamoto gets in some kicks and Cena is down as we take a break. Back with Cena breaking out of a neck lock and hitting a middle rope bulldog for two.
Tensai takes him back down and it's nerve hold time again. Cena gets knocked to the floor and Cole says he should just quit now. Cole slaps Cena and gets shoved down by Lawler as a result. Cena gets thrown into the steps and Cole rips into him for awhile. Back in and the butterfly suplex gets two. Backsplash misses and it's shoulder block time. Protobomb sets up the Shiffle and Cole is very nervous. AA gets the clean pin at 9:04.
John Cena vs. Michael Cole
It's No DQ. Cole tries to run into the crowd twice but gets pulled back both times. Cena throws him into the ring and Cole says we don't have to do it this way. He sucks up to Cena and then takes off his coat and tie, saying how he's going to beat up Cena tonight. He pokes Cena in the chest and tells Cena to not forget his name. Cena rips the shirt open and chops him in the chest. There go Cole's pants and Cena kicks him low.
He slaps Cole's chest and back again before putting him in a chinlock. Cena demands an apology to Lawler about the Mania match which Cole gives immediately. Now Cole has to apologize to JR who Cole calls his idol. Cole has to admit his love for JR's Barbecue Sauce. It's slobberknocker good! Lawler just happens to have a few bottles of it with him and it gets poured over Cole.
Since it was hot, here's a fire extinguisher to cool Cole off. There's steam coming off Cole's head. The AA gets loaded up but here's Tensai with the Baldo Bomb. That gets two for Cole and he has a bit of a tantrum. Cole slaps Cena in the back of the head and yells a lot before charging with the fire extinguisher. AA counters that and gets the pin at roughly 11 minutes. I'm not rating this for obvious reasons but it did its job well enough.
Results
Sheamus b. Dolph Ziggler Brogue Kick
Sin Cara b. Hunico Spinning Mat Slam
Ryback b. Arthur Rosenburg/Stan Stansky Double MuscleBuster
Kane b. CM Punk Chokeslam
Kofi Kingston/R-Truth b. Curt Hawkins/Tyler Reks Trouble in Paradise to Hawkins
John Cena b. Tensai Attitude Adjustment
John Cena b. Michael Cole Attitude Adjustment
Tuesday
Raw got a 2.9, up from last week but still bad.
Wednesday
Kelly Kelly has requested some time off and there's a chance she won't come back.
NXT
Date: June 6, 2012
Location: Colonial Center, Columbia, South Carolina
Commentators: Matt Striker, Josh Matthews
Back to the land of no storylines allowed. I would usually say that this should be interesting, but for the most part I'm pretty sure it won't be. At the end of the day, we have about 45 minutes of wrestling here which isn't bad between guys that aren't good enough to get into the top two shows. Let's get to it.
Dang it no Regal this week.
Tyler Reks vs. Jey Uso
Feeling out process to start with Reks running over Uso a few times. Jey comes back with a running chinlock (looked pretty cool actually) to take over. Uso charges into a boot in the corner and a belly to back suplex for two. Reks pounds him down with power strikes but misses a charge, sending his shoulder into the post.
Jey goes after the arm and hits a spinning forearm. He starts doing the chants to the crowd the pops are great. Samoan drop gets two. Reks takes him down again and goes up, but Jey slams him down for two. Now Jey goes up but gets crotched for his efforts. Reks puts him up in a Razor's Edge position then spins Jey down into a kind of a DDT move for the pin at 5:00.
Percy Watson vs. JTG
JTG speeds things up to start which actually works. This is supposed to be the new and improved version of him and I guess that's true as the tights are less annoying than what he used to wear. Watson smiles a lot in the ring. JTG controls for the opening until Watson avoids a charge. Watson's headscissors out of the corner is countered and he falls out to the floor.
Back in and JTG pounds away before hooking a seated abdominal stretch. A kind of slam gets two. JTG is getting frustrated. If I had hair like that I likely would be too. He goes to the middle rope but dives into a facebuster to put both guys down. Watson speeds things up and hits his usual jumping attacks. The crowd doesn't seem to care as much this time. Heisman gets two. We get a freaking JTG chant as Persecution gets the pin at 6:01.
Tamina Snuka vs. Natalya
Natalya now wears a kind of cape. She quickly powers Tamina down to the mat and they trade headlocks. Back up and Natalya runs her over as Striker calls her Nattie. Whatever her name is she gets dropkicked down for two. The crowd is almost silent for this. Tamina misses a charge and Natalya sits on her with arms folded for two.
Suplex gets two as well. Natalya tries another one but gets small packaged for two. Off to an abdominal stretch but Natalya picks up Tamina's leg on top of the regular hold. Tamina escapes and comes back with chops but Natalya rolls away before Tamina can try for the splash. Sharpshooter is broken up as Tamina kicks her to the floor. Natalya charges back in to a Samoan Drop and the Superfly Splash gets the pin at 6:21.
Raw ReBound is about Cole's destruction.
Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel vs. Heath Slater/Johnny Curtis
Kidd and Slater get us going. Slater grabs a headlock but Kidd makes a blind tag. Kidd and Gabriel kind of mess up a double hip toss and it's off to Curtis instead. Justin sweeps the legs out and brings in Kidd for a slingshot reverse victory roll for two. Tyson tries the Dungeon Lock but has to settle for a wristlock instead. Slater comes in but Kidd dropkicks them both down at once.
Sharpshooter to Slater doesn't work so it's back to Gabriel. A BIG suicide dive takes Slater out and Kidd/Gabriel pose in the ring as we take a break. Back with Kidd in control of Slater. He goes up but gets distracted by Curtis, allowing Heath to powerslam him off the top for two and control. Off to the chinlock for a bit and then into the heel corner.
Kidd fights both guys off at once but walks into a spinebuster before he can make the tag off to Gabriel. Curtis comes in and hits a suplex for two. After a quick wear down hold, Curtis and Slater try a double team but Kidd counters and drops them both. Slater blocks the tag again with a running neckbreaker for two. His middle rope knee drop misses though and it's hot tag to Gabriel. Justin speeds things up as you would expect and hits a jumping tornado DDT for two on Curtis. A combination Hart Attack/Blockbuster gets the pin on Curtis at 10:05.
Results
Tyler Reks b. Jey Uso Spinning DDT
Percy Watson b. JTG Persecution
Tamina Snuka b. Natalya Superfly Splash
Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel b. Heath Slater/Johnny Curtis Middle Rope Neckbreaker to Curtis
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: June 7, 2012
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz
It's another live show and we're leading up to Slammiversary X this Sunday. The main event is Sting vs. Roode which doesn't really blow the roof off the place but it'll do I guess. Tonight we're supposed to hear from Dixie about the AJ issue, which has been one of the big issues over the past few weeks. Other than that I can't think of anything else for this week. Let's get to it.
We open with a clip from after the show last week of Dixie freaking out and screaming a lot. She goes into the production truck and wants to know where the footage came from but can't get an answer.
Dixie is in the ring and is on the verge of tears. She feels sorry for Kaz and Daniels and gets booed out of the building. The two of them are filled with doubts and anger and various other bad things. Dixie says she's going to tell the truth tonight, but here are Kaz and Daniels. Daniels says he knows what's going on and Dixie had to have what she wanted. He wants to know who called who first and where the first meeting was. She tries to hit Daniels so he shoves her down, until AJ comes out and chases both guys off.
Serg, Dixie's husband, gets in the ring and helps her up then lays out AJ with a punch. Serg leaves and AJ whispers something to Dixie and they both leave.
Crimson vs. Austin Aries
Joe continues his complaining to Aries in the back before the match. Aries attacks the legs to start, hitting the low dropkick in the corner. A slingshot corkscrew plancha hits Crimson but a Lionsault misses. Red Sky is countered into a rana to send Crimson into the corner. Brainbuster is escaped and we head to the floor where Aries hits the suicide dive. Joe makes the not shocking interference and drives Aries' head into the apron, giving Crimson the pin at 3:28.
Crimson brags about being undefeated longer than Goldberg was and says he'll keep that going at Slammiversary with an open challenge.
Hogan says nothing of note about Brooke.
Brooke introduces herself to the Knockouts and there's a fourway for the title match on Sunday. Also Velvet is going to be in a music video with Montgomery Gentry.
Here's Hulk in the arena for a chat. He talks about how this Sunday is the anniversary and it's a big party. We're going to keep the party going through next week's show in the form of a world title match. Roode comes out and complains. Hogan keeps trying to talk but Roode keeps saying he's not done yet. Roode calls Hogan jealous and grabs him by the shirt, saying get out of his ring. Cue Sting who gets beaten down, but as Roode looks at Hogan he turns around to face Sting.
Joseph Park isn't sure how things got where they are now.
Mickie James vs. Tara vs. Velvet Sky vs. Brooke Tessmacher
Mickie and Velvet clear the ring to start and Mickie gets a rollup for two. Gail comes out to watch and we take a break about a minute in. Gail sits in on commentary as we're back. Brooke grabs a rollup for two on Mickie and takes her down for two. Velvet makes the save as Gail brags about her accomplishments. Tara comes in to roll up Sky for two.
Boston Crab goes on Brooke by Tara, but Mickie grabs a dragon sleeper on Tara but Brooke grabs a headlock on Mickie for a quadruple submission. Think about that and you'll get why it's stupid. The ring gets cleared again but Tara misses a moonsault on Mickie. Tessmacher wants Tara to hit her but the older one is reluctant. Tara takes over but as she shakes her hits Velvet takes her down. Mickie hits the top rope Thesz Press and kicks Velvet's head off. She takes too long yelling though and Tessmacher hits her flip mat slam for the pin at 10:36.
Bully Ray is ready for the contract signing later.
We see the opening segment again.
Hulk yells at AJ on the phone.
Time for the contract signing. Ray says his usual stuff and here's Park. Ray rips up the contract and says that was for a standard wrestling match. He pulls out a new one that has a whole harmless clause in it, meaning no matter what he does to Park, there's no legal recourse. Ray signs but Park starts sweating. Park won't sign because he's not crazy, so Ray spits on him.
That makes him snap and he talks about how Abyss has given his life for the last ten years to make this happen, so he'll sign. Abyss pops up on screen and yells at Chris to step away from the fire before he gets burned. Chris says he was doing it to help but Abyss says he doesn't need help. As for Ray, he left Abyss for dead, but Abyss isn't dead. They're both going to find out how alive he is at Slammiversary. Ray jumps Chris as he's looking at the monitor.
Garrett wants to have D-Von's back in the TV Title match tonight.
Joey Ryan rants about Gut Check from last week. Al Snow comes up and tells him to drop it.
TV Title: Robbie E vs. D-Von
This is the FIFTH TV Title between these two. Garrett is seconding D-Von here. Madison comes out to watch this, so her guy is one of the four. Robbie jumps him to start and takes over with basic offense. D-Von spears him down and hits a clothesline and elbow to the face. A flying shoulder takes Robbie down. Rock Bottom is followed by a headbutt, but Robbie T interferes. The seconds get into it but the distraction allows Robbie T to switch a small package. He gets caught and Garrett switches it so D-Von retains at 2:50.
Post match the Rob's get beaten to the floor.
Here's Hulk to talk about Bobby Roode but Anderson interrupts him. After taking forever, he asks if he's getting the title match next week. Hogan says to chill and Anderson says he wants the title match. Hogan says he wants to finish the announcement, but he calls out RVD. I think Hogan is losing his voice. Now he asks Jeff Hardy to come to the ring. Anderson says he deserves the title match and Hogan goes on a rant about how these three have been trying to get title shots. The required three way match is made for Sunday.
We run down the Slammiversary card, which only has five announced matches plus an open challenge.
Kazarian/Christopher Daniels/Bobby Roode vs. Kurt Angle/AJ Styles/Sting
And there's no AJ. He and Dixie left earlier and he's not back yet. The tag champs jump Sting and Angle to start but are immediately put in submission holds, drawing in Roode who doesn't seem that interested in helping. Kaz and Daniels make the ropes and it's time for a huddle on the floor. We take a break and come back with Daniels taking Sting down and posing.
Off to a chinlock and Sting is in trouble. Slingshot elbow from Daniels and a slingshot legdrop from Kaz combine for two. A spinwheel kick from Kaz gets the same and Sting can barely stand. Off to Roode who drops a knee and chokes with the boot. Roode misses a charge but Sting misses a splash and both guys are down.
Daniels comes in illegally to break up what would have been a hot tag and it's a triple beatdown. There's the Crossface and here's AJ for the save. He cleans house and Angle is back in as well. Kurt suplexes Kaz to the floor and AJ beats on Daniels. Pele takes Daniels to the floor and AJ hits a BIG dive to take everyone out. Roode tries a belt shot but gets caught in the Scorpion for the tap at 10:13.
Sting holds up the title to end the show.
Results
Crimson b. Austin Aries Pin after Samoa Joe interference
Brooke Tessmacher b. Tara, Mickie James and Velvet Sky Flip Mat Slam to James
D-Von b. Robbie E Small Package
Sting/AJ Styles/Kurt Angle b. Bobby Roode/Christopher Daniels/Kazarian Scorpion Deathlock to Roode