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Monday
Smackdown got a 2.18.
Monday Night Raw
Date: February 3, 2014
Location: CenturyLink Center, Omaha, Nebraska
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Jerry Lawler
The big story from last week is CM Punk walking out on the company due to reasons that aren't entirely clear. There's always the possibility that it's a work, but as of right now there's a very good chance Punk isn't at Wrestlemania. Other than that we're three weeks away from Elimination Chamber and the card is already getting filled in. Let's get to it.
Here's Orton to open the show and he immediately has to talk over the CM Punk chant. He says the Authority is trying to teach him something, even though he won the title with hard work. Orton asks the fans how many times he has to beat all five of his opponents inside the chamber. Randy says he'll keep the title there and at Wrestlemania against Batista. Back in Evolution they were equals but now Orton is simply the better man.
This brings out the Authority to talk down to Orton about how he needs to calm down. HHH goes into the same speech he's had every week for months now: he's not sure if Orton is worthy of being the face of the WWE and they might be losing faith in him. Stephanie says Orton is going to be facing all five of his opponents in the coming weeks and if he loses tonight, we might have a new face of the WWE: Daniel Bryan. HHH stats a YES chant, basically erasing the entire end of 2013 from existence.
Shield vs. Big E. Langston/Rey Mysterio/Kofi Kingston
Langston takes Ambrose into the corner to start before it's off to Kofi who cranks on the arm for a bit. The announcers bring up the fact that Ambrose never defense the US Title as it's off to Rollins who gets taken down by a monkey flip and a running clothesline in the corner for two. Ambrose comes back in and takes Kofi down before handing it back to Rollins for a front facelock. Seth cranks on Kofi's head but misses a knee drop, allowing for the hot tag to Mysterio.
A seated senton from the top and a kick to the head are good for two but Rollins makes a blind tag to Reigns. Rey tries a hurricanrana on Rollins but gets caught by a jumping clothesline from Reigns which allows Seth to powerbomb him down for two as we take a break. Back with Reigns holding a chinlock on Mysterio before it's back to Ambrose for some jumping stomps. Dean puts on a chinlock of his own before Rey fights up and slams him down, allowing for the real hot tag to Langston.
Big E. runs over Reigns and hits the belly to belly and Warrior Splash for two until the other Shield members save. Everything breaks down until we're back to Reign vs. Langston with Big E. hitting the Superman Punch. Reigns loads up the spear but Ambrose tags himself in and hits the bulldog driver for the pin on Big E. at 11:34.
Post match the Wyatts pop up on the screen with Bray talking about knowing Shield's blueprint. They spend their days crawling to that beautiful moment where they can sacrifice themselves in the name of their king. That moment is closer than they think because Bray is building his empire close to the see so he can watch his enemies drown with a smile on his face. Harper says that he (presumably meaning Bray) has always been their king. Rowan leans forward with the sheep mask and says run.
Bad News Barrett thinks it's funny that 112 million people who watched the Super Bowl and ate so much junk food that they won't be alive for next year's game. Jerry Lawler of all people gets on the announce table and says hopefully Barrett won't be here next week.
How to download the WWE App. Even JBL and Lawler make fun of him for this. Cole turns it into a plug for the WWE Network, spelling out the savings on buying all the PPVs. We also get a clip of the Countdown show.
Christian vs. Jack Swagger
Rematch from Smackdown. Jack takes him right to the mat and puts on Luke Harper's Gator Roll before driving him into the corner. Christian sends him to the floor but Jack trips him up to send Christian face first into the apron. A whip into the steps gets two for Jack and a beal gets the same. Swagger rams him back first into the buckle and puts Christian down with a powerslam for another two.
The fans get behind the Canadian and he gets a boot up to stop a charging Swagger. A middle rope missile dropkick puts Swagger down again but Jack knees Christian in the ribs to slow him down. The gutwrench powerbomb is countered into a reverse DDT for two and Christian starts clapping. He snaps Jack's back across the ropes but has to fight out of the Patriot Lock. The Killswitch is countered as is the middle rope sunset flip. The Vader Bomb hits feet though and now the sunset flip out of the corner is good for the pin on Swagger at 5:55.
The cage is lowered.
Betty White is guest starring next week.
Tag Titles: New Age Outlaws vs. Cody Rhodes/Goldust
The Outlaws are defending and you can only win by pinfall or submission, not escaping. We get the big match intros after a break and we're ready to go. Goldust grabs a headlock on Road Dogg to start before taking Dogg down in something like an armdrag. He gets on all fours to chase Roadie to the corner but Goldust lets him go. Road Dogg asks Billy what they're doing in here before tagging Gunn in to face Goldust.
Cody comes in with a sunset flip out of the corner for two and a small package gets the same. Back to Road Dogg who takes Cody into the corner as a CM Punk chant starts and quickly dies. Billy comes in again and pulls Cody's bad elbow around the top rope before putting on an armbar. The announcers talk about the tag division until it's back to Goldust for an armbar on Road Dogg. Not exactly inspiring stuff so far.
Goldust pounds on Dogg in the corner with right hands but misses a cross body and crashes into the cage to change momentum as we take a break. Back with Goldust still in trouble via a Road Dogg chinlock until it's back to Gunn who walks into a clothesline out of the corner. Goldust finally makes the hot tag to Cody as everything breaks down. The Disaster Kick gets two on Billy and Cody is frustrated. He looks up at the top of the cage, tells Billy to suck it and starts to climb. Cody goes to the top of the cage, totally misses the moonsault press on Road Dogg and gets caught by the Fameasser to give Billy the pin at 16:10.
Zack Ryder vs. Titus O'Neil
Titus has new heel music which starts out sounding like the reveal of a villain in an over the top action movie before transitioning into something more like the Prime Time Players' song. Titus gets in a hard shot to the face to start and sends Ryder out to the floor. Miz comes to commentary to complain about a guy barking like a dog and a guy with a fake internet championship being on Raw when he isn't.
Miz says there's something wrong with that and immediately walks off. That sounded like a heel turn. Titus puts on a bearhug before taking Ryder down with a clothesline. Ryder makes a brief comeback with the Broski Boot but walks into a BIG Clash of the Titus for the pin at 2:46.
Profile on Ernie Ladd for Black History Month.
The following is a dance off. It's Fandango vs. Santino Marella but Santino thinks it should be Summer vs. a member of the audience. Naturally he picks Emma and it's the same bit they did in NXT: Summer actually dances and Emma does her goofy stuff that the fans like and cheer for. Notice the difference here: Emma is a fun character doing goofy stuff whereas Vickie Guerrero can't dance and we're laughing at her instead of with her. Emma wins and JBL says he's going to be sick.
Ad for Legends House on the WWE Network.
Sheamus vs. Curtis Axel
Sheamus easily takes Axel down to start before pounding him around the ring. Axel gets to the apron and tries a neckbreaker because he's not that bright. Sheamus easily counters into the ten forearms before a big clothesline sends Curtis outside. Back in and Axel avoids a charge to send the recently repaired shoulder into the post. Curtis drops an elbow on the shoulder before cranking on an armbar. Sheamus fights up after a good while in the hold and hits the rolling fireman's carry. The Brogue Kick is enough for the pin at 7:03.
Here's Batista to speak but Del Rio interrupts. He says Batista has been in Hollywood while Del Rio was winning titles and it takes cahones to be a champion. Thankfully they get right to the brawl with Del Rio punching Batista in the face, only to have to bail to avoid a Batista Bomb attempt.
Dolph Ziggler/R-Truth/Xavier Woods vs. Wyatt Family
Rowan runs over Woods to start and all three of the Wyatts get their turn on him. Bray hits his especially violent stomps as the fans want Ziggler. That's exactly what they get as everything breaks down. Wyatt hits something resembling a chokeslam on Truth as things settle back down. Bray leans upside down to look at Ziggler before Sister Abigail lays him out for the pin at 5:08. Total squash.
Shield comes on screen post match and says they're coming for the Wyatts. Bray says he welcomes this war.
Alexander Rusev and Lana are coming.
Naomi vs. Aksana
Alicia Fox is in Aksana's corner but AJ and Tamina come out to watch as well. It's a dance off to start with AJ calling Naomi a baked potato. So she's good with sour cream? Naomi hits a Bubba Bomb and rolls Aksana round on the mat for two. Aksana comes back with a wheelbarrow slam as AJ says Tamina failed her in the tag matches where Naomi pinned her.
Aksana puts on a chinlock as we randomly go to a wide shot of the arena. Back with Aksana holding Naomi in a figure four necklock. Naomi fights up with some dropkicks and a headscissors with some gyrations. A knee to the face puts Naomi down as the match grinds to a halt. Naomi quickly takes her down again and hits the split legged moonsault for the pin at 4:51.
Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan
Non-title. Feeling out process to start with Bryan taking over by throwing Orton down. He sends Randy into the post and wraps the knee around the steel before hitting a running dropkick to drive it into the post. Back in and Bryan throws on a leg lock before turning it over for a two count. Off to a modified Indian deathlock but Randy bites Bryan's hand to escape.
Daniel will have none of this being in trouble nonsense and gets two off a backslide before taking Orton down with a dragon screw leg whip. He cannonballs down on Orton's leg to send the champion outside but Bryan follows him out with more kicks to the leg and ribs. All Bryan so far and he throws Orton over the announce table for good measure. Back inside and Bryan gets two off a top rope hurricanrana. There's the double knee stomp out of a surfboard and Orton is reeling.
Orton gets caught in a half crab and Bryan drags him back to the middle of the ring. Orton gets all serious and crawls to the ropes before heading outside. Randy finally gets in some offense with a belly to back suplex onto the barricade and Daniel is in some trouble. Back in and Randy mouths YES before going off with right hands in the corner. Daniel comes back with kicks to the ribs and knee before moonsaulting over Randy in the corner, only to have the clothesline countered with the powerslam. I love how Orton learns from his past matches and counters signature spots. He's done that throughout the years and it's smart.
Back from a break with Bryan hitting more YES Kicks but having his last one countered into a capture suplex. Orton takes him to the floor and sends Bryan's shoulder into various metal objects for two back inside. Randy cranks on a Fujiwara armbar before just stomping at the arm instead. The bad arm is draped across the top rope but Daniel fights out of a superplex with rights and lefts to the ribs.
Bryan puts Orton down with a missile dropkick but injures his arm again. They slug it out with Bryan taking over with kicks until Randy grabs the arm and wrenches it to the mat to get the advantage back. There's the YES Lock out of nowhere but Orton is quickly in the ropes. Bryan goes back to the alternating kicks in the corner but hurts his arm again on a running dropkick. The injury slows him down enough that Orton is able to hit a running dropkick of his own to put Bryan back down. Sell the freaking knee Randy.
The Elevated DDT would look to set up the RKO but Bryan kicks him square in the head to block. Bryan goes up, points with one arm, and hits the flying headbutt for a VERY close two. There are the YES Kicks to the chest and the big one to the head has Orton down. Here's Kane who is dropkicked off the apron almost immediately. Orton is low bridged to the floor as well and the FLYING GOAT puts both of them down. Kane is sent into the steps and the RKO is countered into the running knee for the clean pin at 26:58.
Kane and Orton double team Bryan with no one making the save to end the show.
Results
Shield b. Rey Mysterio/Big E. Langston/Kofi Kingston Bulldog driver to Langston
Christian b. Jack Swagger Sunset flip
New Age Outlaws b. Cody Rhodes/Goldust Fameasser to Rhodes
Titus O'Neil b. Zack Ryder Clash of the Titus
Sheamus b. Curtis Axel Brogue Kick
Wyatt Family b. Xavier Woods/R-Truth/Dolph Ziggler Sister Abigail to Ziggler
Naomi b. Aksana Split legged moonsault
Daniel Bryan b. Randy Orton Running knee
Tuesday
Raw got a 3.15.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: February 5, 2014
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Byron Saxton, Tensai, Tom Phillips
We're getting close to the end of this taping cycle but things aren't looking all that sluggish for a change. The big stories continue to be Neville vs. Dallas for the title and Sami Zayn wanting another 2/3 falls match against Cesaro. I'm hoping that's it for Zayn in NXT as there's just nothing left for him to do, other than winning a title that he doesn't need anymore. Let's get to it.
Welcome Home.
Sin Cara vs. Alexander Rusev
This is fallout from Cara saving Xavier Woods from Rusev a few weeks back. Rusev throws him around to start but Cara gets in a kick to the chest and tries a moonsault press. The camera does its best job to hide how short Cara leaves it before Rusev dropkicks a diving Sin Cara out of the air for one. Cara is easily powered down and Rusev stomps on him even more. A quick springboard cross body and a Tajiri elbow get two on Rusev but he counters a victory roll into the Accolade for the win at 4:43.
Alicia Fox vs. Emma
Renee Young joins commentary. Even Tensai gets up to do the Emma dance and Renee does it as well but not on camera. Fox grabs an arm to start and takes Emma to the ropes but Emma dances a bit. A dropkick puts Emma down again and an elbow to the back breaks up a Dilemma attempt. The great looking bridging northern lights suplex gets two on Emma but she avoids a charge in the corner. The seated cross body in the corner crushes Fox and Emma catapults into the Emma Lock for the win at 3:19.
Post match Emma says she wants her match with Paige for the Women's Championship but the BFFs hit the ring to beat her down. Natayla and Bayley make the save.
Sylvester LeFort vs. Mason Ryan
If Sylvester wins, Mason joins his organization. LeFort is actually in great shape and fires off some right hands but walks into a hot shot. Ryan hits a quick big boot and cobra clutch slam for the pin at 50 seconds.
Aiden English gets a spotlight in the back and talks about threatening Enzo last week. He celebrates this action because it was retaliation to Enzo for running over his foot. That being said, he's looking forward to Tyson Kidd tonight and hopes to make O Canada cry.
LeFort swears revenge on Ryan.
Tyson Kidd vs. Aiden English
English takes Tyson's knee out and drops a series of elbows for a fast two. A belly to back suplex gets the same and we hit the chinlock. Tyson fights up and hurricanranas English into the buckle to take over. A running dropkick to the side of Aiden's head gets two but he comes back with a knee lift and a suplex for two. Here's Big Cass at ringside to steal Aiden's scarf and beret, allowing Kidd to hit a Blockbuster (No Kidding) for the pin at 2:43. Fun match.
Corey Graves vs. Adrian Neville
Adrian grabs a headlock to start before flipping over Corey and hiptossing him down. Graves bails to the floor and baits Adrian in to stomp the Brit. The pace slows down with Adrian in trouble in the corner but looking more annoyed than in pain. Adrian avoids an elbow drop and puts on a headlock before dropkicking Corey out to the floor.
Corey takes another breather so Neville cartwheels into a plancha to take him down. Yet again Graves beats Adrian to the punch as he gets back in and we take a break. Back with Corey working on Neville's leg in the corner and dropping a leg on the leg for good measure. He cannonballs down onto the leg a few times before pulling back on it to make Adrian scream. When Adrian doesn't submit, Graves simplifies things a bit by just hitting him in the face.
Back to the leg lock for a bit before Graves changes targets with a fireman's carry backbreaker for a series of two counts. They head outside again with Graves' piledriver being countered via a backdrop. Back in and some forearms have Corey in trouble before a middle rope dropkick gets two. Graves kicks the knee out again but Adrian rolls to the apron and kicks Corey in the head, setting up the Red Arrow for the pin at 11:08 shown of 14:38.
Post match a very serious Bo Dallas slowly walks to the ring and takes off his jacket. Before anything can happen though, here's HHH because NXT doesn't know how to operate without him. Somehow it takes him two minutes to make the title match a ladder match.
Results
Alexander Rusev b. Sin Cara Accolade
Emma b. Alicia Fox Emma Lock
Mason Ryan b. Sylvester LeFort Cobra clutch slam
Tyson Kidd b. Aiden English No Kidding
Adrian Neville b. Corey Graves Red Arrow
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: February 6, 2014
Location: Hydro Arena, Glasgow, Scotland
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz
We're still in Scotland as we're setting the stage for Lockdown. The big story of course is the reveal of MVP as the new investor, starting the big feud for the year. MVP is a decent enough choice but they just need to do something else around here. The power struggle stuff is so played out in TNA but at least there's a new face involved in things. Let's get to it.
We open with a fight in progress.
Eric Young vs. Abyss
This is Monster's Ball, meaning anything goes. They're fighting in the back with Young actually in control and bringing Abyss through the entrance. Abyss comes back with a big right hand and some forearms to the back and the opening bell rings. Young crawls over to a trashcan full of weapons and blasts Abyss in the back with a pipe to get the advantage, only to have Abyss backdrop him on the floor. It's table time but Young hits a quick dropkick to get a breather.
Young goes for the mast but Abyss slams him into the apron to get a breather. They head inside for the first time with Eric coming off the top, only to jump right into Abyss' hands. A hard clothesline drops Young again and Abyss goes outside to get a chair. The chair is placed on Eric's ribs but he manages to turn it on its side to crotch a charging Abyss. Eric is sent into the corner and out to the apron where he comes back with a missile dropkick for two.
Just as Eric gets some momentum he gets sent face first into the chair in the corner and a chokeslam gets two. Abyss goes outside and gets his bag of tacks before loading up a superplex, only to have Young counter with a sunset powerbomb into the tacks for two. Eric goes up top but Abyss punches him off the top rope and out through the table in a huge crash. Back in and Young somehow gets his foot on the ropes to break the pin so Abyss pulls out the big weapon: Janice, the baseball bat full of nails. Young rips the mask off to save himself and reveal Joseph Park, earning himself the Black Hole Slam for the pin at 9:41.
Park picks up a broken piece of a mirror and sees himself, turning him back into Joseph.
Roode brings Dixie a contract for a title match against Magnus at Lockdown but Dixie is disgusted. She says things have changed around here and she can't just give out title shots. Roode says this isn't his problem so Dixie makes him face Joe tonight for the title shot at Lockdown. Bobby is still annoyed but Dixie implies a lot of help.
Here's MVP for his first speech as the new investor. He's been around the world for the last few years just living life. In his younger days he got in trouble for not realizing the consequences of his actions. It's become clear to him that there are people here in TNA making the same mistakes and he's tired of seeing that every week. Over his career he's made a nice income and then used that money to make more money.
He's found some people that think like he does and it's time for a change. TNA has so much potential but the bad leadership is killing it. That will not happen under his watch but here's Spud for an interruption. Spud thinks MVP should come meet Dixie in person because Dixie loves making new stars. Spud says that if MVP were to come to Dixie, he would be greeted with open arms. MVP threatens Spud with violence and then announces Magnus vs. Kurt Angle in a non-title match.
Bully Ray says he'll bury Anderson next week but he'll put the next person he sees in a coffin as a preview.
Chris Sabin is in a purple room and says he doesn't accept that Velvet Sky has broken his heart. She's a woman worth fighting for and he's invited her here to this special room for later tonight.
Curry Man vs. Bully Ray
Ray comes out with the coffin and says that Curry Man is in the wrong place at the wrong time. He kicks Curry Man's head off and slowly takes off the jacket. This isn't even a match with no bell or referee. Curry Man is laid out with a piledriver and a shout of ANDERSON before Ray throws him in the coffin.
Magnus complains to Dixie but she reminds him that it's a non-title match before checking her makeup. Spud insists she looks beautiful as Ethan comes in. Dixie cuts him off before Ethan can say anything and Ethan isn't pleased, saying Dixie doesn't have time for her own blood. She'll talk to him in a week.
Here's Austin Aries with something to say. As X-Division Champion, he reminds us that it's not the title that makes the man but the man that makes the title. He's held every title in this company and is the man who invented Option C. His intention is to hold the X Title until he can cash it in again but here are the Bro Mans for an interruption. They're just a distraction for Zema Ion to blast Aries in the back with his Feast or Fired briefcase. Zema wants a referee out here right now and the match is on.
X-Division Title: Austin Aries vs. Zema Ion
Ion gets two early near falls before a baseball slide to the back puts Aries down again. Austin comes back with a chop but is sent into the barricade to put him down again. A slingshot DDT gets two on Aries but Ion misses a corkscrew moonsault, allowing Aries to hit a discus forearm and a release belly to back suplex. There's the running corner dropkick and a brainbuster retains Aries' title at 2:11.
Dixie gets Spud ready to meet MVP.
We recap Samuel Shaw revealing his shrine to Christy Hemme last week. This week, Christy asks him what's going on before cutting off their personal relationship.
Roode is tired of appeasing Dixie Carter. Magnus comes up and says Dixie's orders are Roode's job, not favors. Roode needs to stop worrying about favors and start worrying about Joe. The loss last week is brought up and Magnus says he'll tap out anytime in a non-title match. Roode is annoyed and wishes Magnus luck against Angle.
MVP comes in to see Dixie, who brags about building this company from the ground up. She talks down to him a bit and tries to speak the wrestling language to him, dropping terms like giving a rub and curtain jerking. MVP thinks we should start in the ring in front of the fans and they bicker a bit before MVP leaves. Spud thinks he's a bloody nice bloke.
Kurt Angle vs. Magnus
Non-title. Magnus tries to wrestle with Angle to start and it goes as well as you would expect it to. Kurt throws him down before hitting some Rolling Germans and posing a bit. The Angle Slam is blocked with a thumb to the eye but he takes Magnus down again for the ankle lock, drawing in EC3 for the DQ at 2:30.
Ethan goes after Angle's bad knee and blasts it with a chair. He puts Kurt in a leg lock, likely writing off Kurt for knee surgery.
Joe tells Dixie that she started a war with the wrong man. He'll fight a war of attrition or a blitzkrieg and win every time.
Eric Young had to expose Joseph Park for who he was because you have to treat crazy with crazy. He doesn't know what's coming next.
We recap Velvet Sky breaking up with Chris Sabin over the last few weeks.
We're in that purple room whith Chris Sabin. This is where he and Velvet had their first kiss and tonight it's going to be special again. Marriage is implied before a confused Velvet comes in. Back from a break and Sabin apologizes to Velvet, calling this a big mistake. He pulls out the ring box and Velvet is very nervous. There's nothing in the box though because Sabin is asking her to get out of his life. He's tired of hearing about Velvet all the time, even when he was World Heavyweight Champion. Therefore next week, it's Sabin vs. Velvet in a match.
We recap the MVP vs. Dixie stuff tonight.
Clip of Joe making Magnus tap last week to become #1 contender.
Samoa Joe vs. Bobby Roode
Physical start with Joe running over Roode and dropping a knee, only to have Bobby dropkick him off the apron. Back in and a neckbreaker gets two on Joe and we hit the chinlock as the match slows down. Joe fights up but misses his backsplash, only to catch Roode in a powerslam to get a breather. Roode fights off the MuscleBuster and blocks the Koquina Clutch before getting caught by both moves for the pin by Joe at 6:54.
Here are Spud and Dixie to introduce MVP for the summit. Dixie brings up Magnus to start and talks about how far he's gone in such a short time. Carter complains about the fans not shutting up and tells them to give her the support she needs. This brings MVP to talking about changes that he wants to make. He's tired of Dixie making TNA a place for all her friends to run roughshod over and refuses to be a butler at a Paula Dean party. Dixie's party is over and MVP smiles at her to end the show.
Results
Abyss b. Eric Young Black Hole Slam
Austin Aries b. Zema Ion Brainbuster
Kurt Angle b. Magnus via DQ when Ethan Carter III interfered
Samoa Joe b. Bobby Roode Koquina Clutch
Friday
Impact got a 1.24.
Smackdown
Date: February 7, 2014
Location: Wells Fargo Arena, Des Moines, Iowa
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
So the main story this week is Randy Orton running the Elimination Chamber gauntlet as he has to jump through another Authority hoop to be the face of the WWE, whatever that means anymore. His opponent tonight is Christian which should be fun given their past encounters. Let's get to it.
Here's Daniel Bryan to get things going. On Monday, the Authority said that he would be the face of the WWE if he could beat Randy Orton, but that's not what Bryan wants to be. He wants to just be himself, but it doesn't matter because the Authority showed their true colors by sending down Kane to chokeslam him after the match. We get a clip of the end of the match with Bryan fighting off Kane and hitting the running knee on Orton for the pin, only to be beaten down after the match.
Bryan says that he's put up with Kane doing his corporate thing since he joined the Authority but he can't do that anymore. He wants Kane to come out here right now and explain himself, so here's the Devil's Favorite Libertarian In A Suit From Mens' Warehouse. Side note: Kane's current look reminds me of Bull Shannon from Night Court. Kane stops on the stage but Bryan says he can't hear him so Kane should come to the ring.
Kane stays where he is and gives a scripted apology but Bryan cuts him off again. He reminds Kane of the HELL NO days and I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS and hugging it out. That Kane was his friend and Bryan wants him back. Get rid of the suit and tie, go put on your mask and become the monster again. Kane says they do have history, but that's all it is. He's turned in the undisclosed location for a corner office and is glad the HELL NO days are over.
They used to be friends and the old saying in wrestling is you can make friends or you can make money, and Kane is doing well for himself right now. Bryan says he's doing well too, but that's because he has an arena full of friends right here. If Kane and Bryan aren't friends, why doesn't Kane come down here right now so they can settle this like people who aren't friends? Kane declines but gives Bryan a match with Antonio Cesaro.
The announcers explain the Elimination Chamber.
Shield vs. Dolph Ziggler/Kofi Kingston
It's Reigns/Ambrose here with the home state boy Rollins on commentary. Ambrose grabs a headlock on Kofi to start as the fans chant for Rollins. Kofi trips him up and hits a quick splash for two before it's off to Ziggler for no reaction at all. Dolph ducks a clothesline and punches Ambrose down before dropping the ten elbows. He speeds the spot up by not getting to his feet after each elbow and dropping them from only a foot or so, which is a smart change.
Reigns comes in and runs Ziggler down to take over before it's quickly back to Ambrose. Kofi gets the tag as well to speed things up again but Dean trips him up, setting up a running dropkick from Reigns where he starts on the floor and lands on the apron. That's the best I've ever seen that move look and it takes us to a break.
Back with Dean getting two on Kofi off a butterfly suplex and cranking on a reverse chinlock. Dean tries it again from the middle rope but Kofi knocks him down and hits a high cross body to get a breather. A spinning kick to Ambrose's head is enough to make the tag to Dolph but Reigns is in as well.
Dolph starts cleaning house with dropkicks and neckbreakers but walks into something resembling Cena's spinning slam. Roman loads up the spear but Dean gets caught trying to tag himself in. The distraction lets Ziggler get two off a jumping DDT as Ambrose takes out Kofi on the floor. Ziggler can't hook the Zig Zag and it's the Superman Punch and spear to knock Ziggler into next week. Reigns tags in Ambrose and lets him get the pin at 9:58.
Post match the Wyatts show up on screen with Bray talking about how the Shield is bickering like children. They believe Bray is a joke and a facade. The hat comes off and Bray gets serious. If you could see the evil behind his eyes, you would know what kind of a monster he really is. Harper says those that will not follow them will be the first to burn. Follow the buzzards.
Sheamus vs. Ryback
We open with a discussion on Sheamus possibly wearing steel toed boots. Sheamus runs Ryback over with a shoulder block but a Curtis Axel distraction lets Ryback get in some cheap shots. The rolling fireman's carry puts Ryback down and Curtis gets a Brogue Kick. Sheamus gets back on the apron and tries the ten forearms but Ryback pulls him inside to break it up. I don't remember anyone ever countering that move.
Ryback hits a splash for two and we hit the chinlock for a bit. Sheamus fights up and gets caught in the over the shoulder Stunner followed by Ryback going up top (?!?) but missing a splash. Sheamus comes back with right hands and gets all fired up with a powerslam. The Brogue Kick is countered into a powerbomb for two and Sheamus is in trouble. That trouble is short lived though as he counters the Meat Hook with the Brogue Kick for the pin at 5:43.
This week's sitdown interview with HHH talks about Orton running the gauntlet to make him better. Also on Monday: Orton vs. Cena.
Legends House promo.
Alberto Del Rio is in the back and we take a look at the brawl with Batista from Monday. Del Rio wants a piece of the Animal.
Daniel Bryan vs. Antonio Cesaro
Daniel grabs a front facelock to start but Antonio drives him into the corner for some chops. Bryan comes back with knees and kicks to the chest but walks into a European uppercut for two. Bryan bridges up to block a pin and Cesaro can't break it even by jumping on top of Bryan's body. Cesaro spends too much time shouting WE THE PEOPLE and gets caught in a short arm scissors but Cesaro easily lifts him into the air and drops Bryan down for the break.
Antonio pounds away in the corner and hooks a chinlock but Bryan comes back with the running clothesline. A top rope hurricanrana gets two on Antonio and there are some YES Kicks but Cesaro counters the last one into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for two as we take a break. Back with Bryan in a chinlock before a bit boot sends him flying across the ring.
Cesaro misses a charge and falls to the floor but Bryan's knee off the apron hits Swagger instead of Antonio. Back in and Daniel's missile dropkick is countered by an uppercut but he grabs the rope to avoid the Swing. Cesaro loads up the Neutralizer but Bryan counters into a YES Lock attempt. That's countered as well but Bryan comes out of the corner with a headscissors to drive Cesaro into the mat for the YES Lock (think the original Sin Cara's La Mistica) and the submission at 10:39.
Kane comes out post match and the distraction lets Cesaro hit a Neutralizer on Bryan. A chokeslam leaves Bryan laying as well.
Randy Orton says one loss to Bryan doesn't make up for the losses Bryan has suffered to him. He'll win in the Chamber and confirm that he's the best in the world.
Ernie Ladd Black History Month video.
Alexander Rusev and Lana are coming.
Nikki Bella vs. AJ Lee
Nikki picks AJ up in a choke to start before hitting a nice slam. AJ throws on a sleeper to put Nikki down before kicking her down into the mat. Nikki comes back with a facebuster and a bad looking backdrop before the seconds get in a fight on the apron. Tamina is knocked to the floor and Nikki throws AJ into Brie by mistake, setting up the Black Widow to give AJ the submission win at 2:40.
We look back at Titus O'Neil turning on Darren Young last week to split up the Prime Time Players.
Titus interviews Renee Young (yes that's right) but Titus won't let her talk, saying he could have won a lot more titles on his own while the Players were a team. Young has nice hair but Titus looks better, smells better and has a great smile. He sends Renee running along when Darren Young jumps him from behind and beats O'Neil up, shouting that he isn't dead weight.
Goldust vs. Bray Wyatt
An inset interview from the Rhodes Brothers says they're desperate and will be taking more risks to get back where they belong. Goldust tries the deep breath and gets kicked in the face. Bray leans upside down in the corner and Goldust doesn't know what to think. All Bray to start as he runs Goldust over and hits some uppercuts from the floor.
We hit a nerve hold on Goldie but he fights up and nails a back elbow off the middle rope to get a breather. A middle rope hurricanrana sends Bray to the mat again and Goldust follows up with a spinebuster. Wyatt bails to the floor and Goldust hits a running flip dive to take him down. The Family goes after Cody as Bray gets angry. He takes Goldust's head off with a clothesline and Sister Abigail is good for the pin at 3:55.
Shield pops up on screen post match and says yeah, they'll full of pride because they've earned the right to be. Rollins says they're not afraid and he'll be scraping their beards off his boot. Reigns says they could have been WWE Champion and it's time for justice. Believe in the Shield. Bray shouts that he'll believe in the Shield when their eyes are battered shut.
Randy Orton vs. Christian
Non-title. Christian hits a quick shoulder block to start but Orton comes back with knees and fists to the head. Orton runs into a back elbow and gets backdropped to the floor, followed by a top rope cross body as we take a break. Back with Christian trying to crotch Orton against the post but Randy pulls his legs forward to send the Canadian into the steel instead.
Christian is dropped back first onto the barricade for two back inside. A few stomps have Christian in trouble and Orton whips him across the corner a few times. We get a pose with a shot of the Wrestlemania sign but Christian comes back with a right hand of his own. Orton dropkicks him down again and hooks a chinlock as the fans think Randy sucks. Christian belly to back suplexes him down and they slug it out with Christian getting the better of it.
The Canadian rains down right hands in the corner but Randy comes back with a running clothesline. Christian clotheslines him right back and hits a top rope cross body for two. A top rope back elbow to the jaw looks to set up the Killswitch but Orton snaps off the powerslam for another two count. Christian is sent shoulder first into the post but he's still able to counter the Elevated DDT. He can't hit the frog splash though and the second attempt at the DDT connects. The RKO and Killswitch are countered but Christian's sunset flip out of the corner is caught in the RKO for the pin at 11:53.
Results
Shield b. Kofi Kingston/Dolph Ziggler Ambrose pinned Ziggler after a spear from Reigns
AJ Lee b. Nikki Bella Black Widow
Daniel Bryan b. Antonio Cesaro YES Lock
Sheamus b. Ryback Brogue Kick
Bray Wyatt b. Goldust Sister Abigail
Randy Orton b. Christian RKO
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Nothing.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Shield b. Rey Mysterio/Big E. Langston/Kofi Kingston Bulldog driver to Langston
Christian b. Jack Swagger Sunset flip
New Age Outlaws b. Cody Rhodes/Goldust Fameasser to Rhodes
Titus O'Neil b. Zack Ryder Clash of the Titus
Sheamus b. Curtis Axel Brogue Kick
Wyatt Family b. Xavier Woods/R-Truth/Dolph Ziggler Sister Abigail to Ziggler
Naomi b. Aksana Split legged moonsault
Daniel Bryan b. Randy Orton Running knee
NXT
Alexander Rusev b. Sin Cara Accolade
Emma b. Alicia Fox Emma Lock
Mason Ryan b. Sylvester LeFort Cobra clutch slam
Tyson Kidd b. Aiden English No Kidding
Adrian Neville b. Corey Graves Red Arrow
Impact Wrestling
Abyss b. Eric Young Black Hole Slam
Austin Aries b. Zema Ion Brainbuster
Kurt Angle b. Magnus via DQ when Ethan Carter III interfered
Samoa Joe b. Bobby Roode Koquina Clutch
Smackdown
Shield b. Kofi Kingston/Dolph Ziggler Ambrose pinned Ziggler after a spear from Reigns
AJ Lee b. Nikki Bella Black Widow
Daniel Bryan b. Antonio Cesaro YES Lock
Sheamus b. Ryback Brogue Kick
Bray Wyatt b. Goldust Sister Abigail
Randy Orton b. Christian RKO
Smackdown got a 2.18.
Monday Night Raw
Date: February 3, 2014
Location: CenturyLink Center, Omaha, Nebraska
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Jerry Lawler
The big story from last week is CM Punk walking out on the company due to reasons that aren't entirely clear. There's always the possibility that it's a work, but as of right now there's a very good chance Punk isn't at Wrestlemania. Other than that we're three weeks away from Elimination Chamber and the card is already getting filled in. Let's get to it.
Here's Orton to open the show and he immediately has to talk over the CM Punk chant. He says the Authority is trying to teach him something, even though he won the title with hard work. Orton asks the fans how many times he has to beat all five of his opponents inside the chamber. Randy says he'll keep the title there and at Wrestlemania against Batista. Back in Evolution they were equals but now Orton is simply the better man.
This brings out the Authority to talk down to Orton about how he needs to calm down. HHH goes into the same speech he's had every week for months now: he's not sure if Orton is worthy of being the face of the WWE and they might be losing faith in him. Stephanie says Orton is going to be facing all five of his opponents in the coming weeks and if he loses tonight, we might have a new face of the WWE: Daniel Bryan. HHH stats a YES chant, basically erasing the entire end of 2013 from existence.
Shield vs. Big E. Langston/Rey Mysterio/Kofi Kingston
Langston takes Ambrose into the corner to start before it's off to Kofi who cranks on the arm for a bit. The announcers bring up the fact that Ambrose never defense the US Title as it's off to Rollins who gets taken down by a monkey flip and a running clothesline in the corner for two. Ambrose comes back in and takes Kofi down before handing it back to Rollins for a front facelock. Seth cranks on Kofi's head but misses a knee drop, allowing for the hot tag to Mysterio.
A seated senton from the top and a kick to the head are good for two but Rollins makes a blind tag to Reigns. Rey tries a hurricanrana on Rollins but gets caught by a jumping clothesline from Reigns which allows Seth to powerbomb him down for two as we take a break. Back with Reigns holding a chinlock on Mysterio before it's back to Ambrose for some jumping stomps. Dean puts on a chinlock of his own before Rey fights up and slams him down, allowing for the real hot tag to Langston.
Big E. runs over Reigns and hits the belly to belly and Warrior Splash for two until the other Shield members save. Everything breaks down until we're back to Reign vs. Langston with Big E. hitting the Superman Punch. Reigns loads up the spear but Ambrose tags himself in and hits the bulldog driver for the pin on Big E. at 11:34.
Post match the Wyatts pop up on the screen with Bray talking about knowing Shield's blueprint. They spend their days crawling to that beautiful moment where they can sacrifice themselves in the name of their king. That moment is closer than they think because Bray is building his empire close to the see so he can watch his enemies drown with a smile on his face. Harper says that he (presumably meaning Bray) has always been their king. Rowan leans forward with the sheep mask and says run.
Bad News Barrett thinks it's funny that 112 million people who watched the Super Bowl and ate so much junk food that they won't be alive for next year's game. Jerry Lawler of all people gets on the announce table and says hopefully Barrett won't be here next week.
How to download the WWE App. Even JBL and Lawler make fun of him for this. Cole turns it into a plug for the WWE Network, spelling out the savings on buying all the PPVs. We also get a clip of the Countdown show.
Christian vs. Jack Swagger
Rematch from Smackdown. Jack takes him right to the mat and puts on Luke Harper's Gator Roll before driving him into the corner. Christian sends him to the floor but Jack trips him up to send Christian face first into the apron. A whip into the steps gets two for Jack and a beal gets the same. Swagger rams him back first into the buckle and puts Christian down with a powerslam for another two.
The fans get behind the Canadian and he gets a boot up to stop a charging Swagger. A middle rope missile dropkick puts Swagger down again but Jack knees Christian in the ribs to slow him down. The gutwrench powerbomb is countered into a reverse DDT for two and Christian starts clapping. He snaps Jack's back across the ropes but has to fight out of the Patriot Lock. The Killswitch is countered as is the middle rope sunset flip. The Vader Bomb hits feet though and now the sunset flip out of the corner is good for the pin on Swagger at 5:55.
The cage is lowered.
Betty White is guest starring next week.
Tag Titles: New Age Outlaws vs. Cody Rhodes/Goldust
The Outlaws are defending and you can only win by pinfall or submission, not escaping. We get the big match intros after a break and we're ready to go. Goldust grabs a headlock on Road Dogg to start before taking Dogg down in something like an armdrag. He gets on all fours to chase Roadie to the corner but Goldust lets him go. Road Dogg asks Billy what they're doing in here before tagging Gunn in to face Goldust.
Cody comes in with a sunset flip out of the corner for two and a small package gets the same. Back to Road Dogg who takes Cody into the corner as a CM Punk chant starts and quickly dies. Billy comes in again and pulls Cody's bad elbow around the top rope before putting on an armbar. The announcers talk about the tag division until it's back to Goldust for an armbar on Road Dogg. Not exactly inspiring stuff so far.
Goldust pounds on Dogg in the corner with right hands but misses a cross body and crashes into the cage to change momentum as we take a break. Back with Goldust still in trouble via a Road Dogg chinlock until it's back to Gunn who walks into a clothesline out of the corner. Goldust finally makes the hot tag to Cody as everything breaks down. The Disaster Kick gets two on Billy and Cody is frustrated. He looks up at the top of the cage, tells Billy to suck it and starts to climb. Cody goes to the top of the cage, totally misses the moonsault press on Road Dogg and gets caught by the Fameasser to give Billy the pin at 16:10.
Zack Ryder vs. Titus O'Neil
Titus has new heel music which starts out sounding like the reveal of a villain in an over the top action movie before transitioning into something more like the Prime Time Players' song. Titus gets in a hard shot to the face to start and sends Ryder out to the floor. Miz comes to commentary to complain about a guy barking like a dog and a guy with a fake internet championship being on Raw when he isn't.
Miz says there's something wrong with that and immediately walks off. That sounded like a heel turn. Titus puts on a bearhug before taking Ryder down with a clothesline. Ryder makes a brief comeback with the Broski Boot but walks into a BIG Clash of the Titus for the pin at 2:46.
Profile on Ernie Ladd for Black History Month.
The following is a dance off. It's Fandango vs. Santino Marella but Santino thinks it should be Summer vs. a member of the audience. Naturally he picks Emma and it's the same bit they did in NXT: Summer actually dances and Emma does her goofy stuff that the fans like and cheer for. Notice the difference here: Emma is a fun character doing goofy stuff whereas Vickie Guerrero can't dance and we're laughing at her instead of with her. Emma wins and JBL says he's going to be sick.
Ad for Legends House on the WWE Network.
Sheamus vs. Curtis Axel
Sheamus easily takes Axel down to start before pounding him around the ring. Axel gets to the apron and tries a neckbreaker because he's not that bright. Sheamus easily counters into the ten forearms before a big clothesline sends Curtis outside. Back in and Axel avoids a charge to send the recently repaired shoulder into the post. Curtis drops an elbow on the shoulder before cranking on an armbar. Sheamus fights up after a good while in the hold and hits the rolling fireman's carry. The Brogue Kick is enough for the pin at 7:03.
Here's Batista to speak but Del Rio interrupts. He says Batista has been in Hollywood while Del Rio was winning titles and it takes cahones to be a champion. Thankfully they get right to the brawl with Del Rio punching Batista in the face, only to have to bail to avoid a Batista Bomb attempt.
Dolph Ziggler/R-Truth/Xavier Woods vs. Wyatt Family
Rowan runs over Woods to start and all three of the Wyatts get their turn on him. Bray hits his especially violent stomps as the fans want Ziggler. That's exactly what they get as everything breaks down. Wyatt hits something resembling a chokeslam on Truth as things settle back down. Bray leans upside down to look at Ziggler before Sister Abigail lays him out for the pin at 5:08. Total squash.
Shield comes on screen post match and says they're coming for the Wyatts. Bray says he welcomes this war.
Alexander Rusev and Lana are coming.
Naomi vs. Aksana
Alicia Fox is in Aksana's corner but AJ and Tamina come out to watch as well. It's a dance off to start with AJ calling Naomi a baked potato. So she's good with sour cream? Naomi hits a Bubba Bomb and rolls Aksana round on the mat for two. Aksana comes back with a wheelbarrow slam as AJ says Tamina failed her in the tag matches where Naomi pinned her.
Aksana puts on a chinlock as we randomly go to a wide shot of the arena. Back with Aksana holding Naomi in a figure four necklock. Naomi fights up with some dropkicks and a headscissors with some gyrations. A knee to the face puts Naomi down as the match grinds to a halt. Naomi quickly takes her down again and hits the split legged moonsault for the pin at 4:51.
Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan
Non-title. Feeling out process to start with Bryan taking over by throwing Orton down. He sends Randy into the post and wraps the knee around the steel before hitting a running dropkick to drive it into the post. Back in and Bryan throws on a leg lock before turning it over for a two count. Off to a modified Indian deathlock but Randy bites Bryan's hand to escape.
Daniel will have none of this being in trouble nonsense and gets two off a backslide before taking Orton down with a dragon screw leg whip. He cannonballs down on Orton's leg to send the champion outside but Bryan follows him out with more kicks to the leg and ribs. All Bryan so far and he throws Orton over the announce table for good measure. Back inside and Bryan gets two off a top rope hurricanrana. There's the double knee stomp out of a surfboard and Orton is reeling.
Orton gets caught in a half crab and Bryan drags him back to the middle of the ring. Orton gets all serious and crawls to the ropes before heading outside. Randy finally gets in some offense with a belly to back suplex onto the barricade and Daniel is in some trouble. Back in and Randy mouths YES before going off with right hands in the corner. Daniel comes back with kicks to the ribs and knee before moonsaulting over Randy in the corner, only to have the clothesline countered with the powerslam. I love how Orton learns from his past matches and counters signature spots. He's done that throughout the years and it's smart.
Back from a break with Bryan hitting more YES Kicks but having his last one countered into a capture suplex. Orton takes him to the floor and sends Bryan's shoulder into various metal objects for two back inside. Randy cranks on a Fujiwara armbar before just stomping at the arm instead. The bad arm is draped across the top rope but Daniel fights out of a superplex with rights and lefts to the ribs.
Bryan puts Orton down with a missile dropkick but injures his arm again. They slug it out with Bryan taking over with kicks until Randy grabs the arm and wrenches it to the mat to get the advantage back. There's the YES Lock out of nowhere but Orton is quickly in the ropes. Bryan goes back to the alternating kicks in the corner but hurts his arm again on a running dropkick. The injury slows him down enough that Orton is able to hit a running dropkick of his own to put Bryan back down. Sell the freaking knee Randy.
The Elevated DDT would look to set up the RKO but Bryan kicks him square in the head to block. Bryan goes up, points with one arm, and hits the flying headbutt for a VERY close two. There are the YES Kicks to the chest and the big one to the head has Orton down. Here's Kane who is dropkicked off the apron almost immediately. Orton is low bridged to the floor as well and the FLYING GOAT puts both of them down. Kane is sent into the steps and the RKO is countered into the running knee for the clean pin at 26:58.
Kane and Orton double team Bryan with no one making the save to end the show.
Results
Shield b. Rey Mysterio/Big E. Langston/Kofi Kingston Bulldog driver to Langston
Christian b. Jack Swagger Sunset flip
New Age Outlaws b. Cody Rhodes/Goldust Fameasser to Rhodes
Titus O'Neil b. Zack Ryder Clash of the Titus
Sheamus b. Curtis Axel Brogue Kick
Wyatt Family b. Xavier Woods/R-Truth/Dolph Ziggler Sister Abigail to Ziggler
Naomi b. Aksana Split legged moonsault
Daniel Bryan b. Randy Orton Running knee
Tuesday
Raw got a 3.15.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: February 5, 2014
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Byron Saxton, Tensai, Tom Phillips
We're getting close to the end of this taping cycle but things aren't looking all that sluggish for a change. The big stories continue to be Neville vs. Dallas for the title and Sami Zayn wanting another 2/3 falls match against Cesaro. I'm hoping that's it for Zayn in NXT as there's just nothing left for him to do, other than winning a title that he doesn't need anymore. Let's get to it.
Welcome Home.
Sin Cara vs. Alexander Rusev
This is fallout from Cara saving Xavier Woods from Rusev a few weeks back. Rusev throws him around to start but Cara gets in a kick to the chest and tries a moonsault press. The camera does its best job to hide how short Cara leaves it before Rusev dropkicks a diving Sin Cara out of the air for one. Cara is easily powered down and Rusev stomps on him even more. A quick springboard cross body and a Tajiri elbow get two on Rusev but he counters a victory roll into the Accolade for the win at 4:43.
Alicia Fox vs. Emma
Renee Young joins commentary. Even Tensai gets up to do the Emma dance and Renee does it as well but not on camera. Fox grabs an arm to start and takes Emma to the ropes but Emma dances a bit. A dropkick puts Emma down again and an elbow to the back breaks up a Dilemma attempt. The great looking bridging northern lights suplex gets two on Emma but she avoids a charge in the corner. The seated cross body in the corner crushes Fox and Emma catapults into the Emma Lock for the win at 3:19.
Post match Emma says she wants her match with Paige for the Women's Championship but the BFFs hit the ring to beat her down. Natayla and Bayley make the save.
Sylvester LeFort vs. Mason Ryan
If Sylvester wins, Mason joins his organization. LeFort is actually in great shape and fires off some right hands but walks into a hot shot. Ryan hits a quick big boot and cobra clutch slam for the pin at 50 seconds.
Aiden English gets a spotlight in the back and talks about threatening Enzo last week. He celebrates this action because it was retaliation to Enzo for running over his foot. That being said, he's looking forward to Tyson Kidd tonight and hopes to make O Canada cry.
LeFort swears revenge on Ryan.
Tyson Kidd vs. Aiden English
English takes Tyson's knee out and drops a series of elbows for a fast two. A belly to back suplex gets the same and we hit the chinlock. Tyson fights up and hurricanranas English into the buckle to take over. A running dropkick to the side of Aiden's head gets two but he comes back with a knee lift and a suplex for two. Here's Big Cass at ringside to steal Aiden's scarf and beret, allowing Kidd to hit a Blockbuster (No Kidding) for the pin at 2:43. Fun match.
Corey Graves vs. Adrian Neville
Adrian grabs a headlock to start before flipping over Corey and hiptossing him down. Graves bails to the floor and baits Adrian in to stomp the Brit. The pace slows down with Adrian in trouble in the corner but looking more annoyed than in pain. Adrian avoids an elbow drop and puts on a headlock before dropkicking Corey out to the floor.
Corey takes another breather so Neville cartwheels into a plancha to take him down. Yet again Graves beats Adrian to the punch as he gets back in and we take a break. Back with Corey working on Neville's leg in the corner and dropping a leg on the leg for good measure. He cannonballs down onto the leg a few times before pulling back on it to make Adrian scream. When Adrian doesn't submit, Graves simplifies things a bit by just hitting him in the face.
Back to the leg lock for a bit before Graves changes targets with a fireman's carry backbreaker for a series of two counts. They head outside again with Graves' piledriver being countered via a backdrop. Back in and some forearms have Corey in trouble before a middle rope dropkick gets two. Graves kicks the knee out again but Adrian rolls to the apron and kicks Corey in the head, setting up the Red Arrow for the pin at 11:08 shown of 14:38.
Post match a very serious Bo Dallas slowly walks to the ring and takes off his jacket. Before anything can happen though, here's HHH because NXT doesn't know how to operate without him. Somehow it takes him two minutes to make the title match a ladder match.
Results
Alexander Rusev b. Sin Cara Accolade
Emma b. Alicia Fox Emma Lock
Mason Ryan b. Sylvester LeFort Cobra clutch slam
Tyson Kidd b. Aiden English No Kidding
Adrian Neville b. Corey Graves Red Arrow
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: February 6, 2014
Location: Hydro Arena, Glasgow, Scotland
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz
We're still in Scotland as we're setting the stage for Lockdown. The big story of course is the reveal of MVP as the new investor, starting the big feud for the year. MVP is a decent enough choice but they just need to do something else around here. The power struggle stuff is so played out in TNA but at least there's a new face involved in things. Let's get to it.
We open with a fight in progress.
Eric Young vs. Abyss
This is Monster's Ball, meaning anything goes. They're fighting in the back with Young actually in control and bringing Abyss through the entrance. Abyss comes back with a big right hand and some forearms to the back and the opening bell rings. Young crawls over to a trashcan full of weapons and blasts Abyss in the back with a pipe to get the advantage, only to have Abyss backdrop him on the floor. It's table time but Young hits a quick dropkick to get a breather.
Young goes for the mast but Abyss slams him into the apron to get a breather. They head inside for the first time with Eric coming off the top, only to jump right into Abyss' hands. A hard clothesline drops Young again and Abyss goes outside to get a chair. The chair is placed on Eric's ribs but he manages to turn it on its side to crotch a charging Abyss. Eric is sent into the corner and out to the apron where he comes back with a missile dropkick for two.
Just as Eric gets some momentum he gets sent face first into the chair in the corner and a chokeslam gets two. Abyss goes outside and gets his bag of tacks before loading up a superplex, only to have Young counter with a sunset powerbomb into the tacks for two. Eric goes up top but Abyss punches him off the top rope and out through the table in a huge crash. Back in and Young somehow gets his foot on the ropes to break the pin so Abyss pulls out the big weapon: Janice, the baseball bat full of nails. Young rips the mask off to save himself and reveal Joseph Park, earning himself the Black Hole Slam for the pin at 9:41.
Park picks up a broken piece of a mirror and sees himself, turning him back into Joseph.
Roode brings Dixie a contract for a title match against Magnus at Lockdown but Dixie is disgusted. She says things have changed around here and she can't just give out title shots. Roode says this isn't his problem so Dixie makes him face Joe tonight for the title shot at Lockdown. Bobby is still annoyed but Dixie implies a lot of help.
Here's MVP for his first speech as the new investor. He's been around the world for the last few years just living life. In his younger days he got in trouble for not realizing the consequences of his actions. It's become clear to him that there are people here in TNA making the same mistakes and he's tired of seeing that every week. Over his career he's made a nice income and then used that money to make more money.
He's found some people that think like he does and it's time for a change. TNA has so much potential but the bad leadership is killing it. That will not happen under his watch but here's Spud for an interruption. Spud thinks MVP should come meet Dixie in person because Dixie loves making new stars. Spud says that if MVP were to come to Dixie, he would be greeted with open arms. MVP threatens Spud with violence and then announces Magnus vs. Kurt Angle in a non-title match.
Bully Ray says he'll bury Anderson next week but he'll put the next person he sees in a coffin as a preview.
Chris Sabin is in a purple room and says he doesn't accept that Velvet Sky has broken his heart. She's a woman worth fighting for and he's invited her here to this special room for later tonight.
Curry Man vs. Bully Ray
Ray comes out with the coffin and says that Curry Man is in the wrong place at the wrong time. He kicks Curry Man's head off and slowly takes off the jacket. This isn't even a match with no bell or referee. Curry Man is laid out with a piledriver and a shout of ANDERSON before Ray throws him in the coffin.
Magnus complains to Dixie but she reminds him that it's a non-title match before checking her makeup. Spud insists she looks beautiful as Ethan comes in. Dixie cuts him off before Ethan can say anything and Ethan isn't pleased, saying Dixie doesn't have time for her own blood. She'll talk to him in a week.
Here's Austin Aries with something to say. As X-Division Champion, he reminds us that it's not the title that makes the man but the man that makes the title. He's held every title in this company and is the man who invented Option C. His intention is to hold the X Title until he can cash it in again but here are the Bro Mans for an interruption. They're just a distraction for Zema Ion to blast Aries in the back with his Feast or Fired briefcase. Zema wants a referee out here right now and the match is on.
X-Division Title: Austin Aries vs. Zema Ion
Ion gets two early near falls before a baseball slide to the back puts Aries down again. Austin comes back with a chop but is sent into the barricade to put him down again. A slingshot DDT gets two on Aries but Ion misses a corkscrew moonsault, allowing Aries to hit a discus forearm and a release belly to back suplex. There's the running corner dropkick and a brainbuster retains Aries' title at 2:11.
Dixie gets Spud ready to meet MVP.
We recap Samuel Shaw revealing his shrine to Christy Hemme last week. This week, Christy asks him what's going on before cutting off their personal relationship.
Roode is tired of appeasing Dixie Carter. Magnus comes up and says Dixie's orders are Roode's job, not favors. Roode needs to stop worrying about favors and start worrying about Joe. The loss last week is brought up and Magnus says he'll tap out anytime in a non-title match. Roode is annoyed and wishes Magnus luck against Angle.
MVP comes in to see Dixie, who brags about building this company from the ground up. She talks down to him a bit and tries to speak the wrestling language to him, dropping terms like giving a rub and curtain jerking. MVP thinks we should start in the ring in front of the fans and they bicker a bit before MVP leaves. Spud thinks he's a bloody nice bloke.
Kurt Angle vs. Magnus
Non-title. Magnus tries to wrestle with Angle to start and it goes as well as you would expect it to. Kurt throws him down before hitting some Rolling Germans and posing a bit. The Angle Slam is blocked with a thumb to the eye but he takes Magnus down again for the ankle lock, drawing in EC3 for the DQ at 2:30.
Ethan goes after Angle's bad knee and blasts it with a chair. He puts Kurt in a leg lock, likely writing off Kurt for knee surgery.
Joe tells Dixie that she started a war with the wrong man. He'll fight a war of attrition or a blitzkrieg and win every time.
Eric Young had to expose Joseph Park for who he was because you have to treat crazy with crazy. He doesn't know what's coming next.
We recap Velvet Sky breaking up with Chris Sabin over the last few weeks.
We're in that purple room whith Chris Sabin. This is where he and Velvet had their first kiss and tonight it's going to be special again. Marriage is implied before a confused Velvet comes in. Back from a break and Sabin apologizes to Velvet, calling this a big mistake. He pulls out the ring box and Velvet is very nervous. There's nothing in the box though because Sabin is asking her to get out of his life. He's tired of hearing about Velvet all the time, even when he was World Heavyweight Champion. Therefore next week, it's Sabin vs. Velvet in a match.
We recap the MVP vs. Dixie stuff tonight.
Clip of Joe making Magnus tap last week to become #1 contender.
Samoa Joe vs. Bobby Roode
Physical start with Joe running over Roode and dropping a knee, only to have Bobby dropkick him off the apron. Back in and a neckbreaker gets two on Joe and we hit the chinlock as the match slows down. Joe fights up but misses his backsplash, only to catch Roode in a powerslam to get a breather. Roode fights off the MuscleBuster and blocks the Koquina Clutch before getting caught by both moves for the pin by Joe at 6:54.
Here are Spud and Dixie to introduce MVP for the summit. Dixie brings up Magnus to start and talks about how far he's gone in such a short time. Carter complains about the fans not shutting up and tells them to give her the support she needs. This brings MVP to talking about changes that he wants to make. He's tired of Dixie making TNA a place for all her friends to run roughshod over and refuses to be a butler at a Paula Dean party. Dixie's party is over and MVP smiles at her to end the show.
Results
Abyss b. Eric Young Black Hole Slam
Austin Aries b. Zema Ion Brainbuster
Kurt Angle b. Magnus via DQ when Ethan Carter III interfered
Samoa Joe b. Bobby Roode Koquina Clutch
Friday
Impact got a 1.24.
Smackdown
Date: February 7, 2014
Location: Wells Fargo Arena, Des Moines, Iowa
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
So the main story this week is Randy Orton running the Elimination Chamber gauntlet as he has to jump through another Authority hoop to be the face of the WWE, whatever that means anymore. His opponent tonight is Christian which should be fun given their past encounters. Let's get to it.
Here's Daniel Bryan to get things going. On Monday, the Authority said that he would be the face of the WWE if he could beat Randy Orton, but that's not what Bryan wants to be. He wants to just be himself, but it doesn't matter because the Authority showed their true colors by sending down Kane to chokeslam him after the match. We get a clip of the end of the match with Bryan fighting off Kane and hitting the running knee on Orton for the pin, only to be beaten down after the match.
Bryan says that he's put up with Kane doing his corporate thing since he joined the Authority but he can't do that anymore. He wants Kane to come out here right now and explain himself, so here's the Devil's Favorite Libertarian In A Suit From Mens' Warehouse. Side note: Kane's current look reminds me of Bull Shannon from Night Court. Kane stops on the stage but Bryan says he can't hear him so Kane should come to the ring.
Kane stays where he is and gives a scripted apology but Bryan cuts him off again. He reminds Kane of the HELL NO days and I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS and hugging it out. That Kane was his friend and Bryan wants him back. Get rid of the suit and tie, go put on your mask and become the monster again. Kane says they do have history, but that's all it is. He's turned in the undisclosed location for a corner office and is glad the HELL NO days are over.
They used to be friends and the old saying in wrestling is you can make friends or you can make money, and Kane is doing well for himself right now. Bryan says he's doing well too, but that's because he has an arena full of friends right here. If Kane and Bryan aren't friends, why doesn't Kane come down here right now so they can settle this like people who aren't friends? Kane declines but gives Bryan a match with Antonio Cesaro.
The announcers explain the Elimination Chamber.
Shield vs. Dolph Ziggler/Kofi Kingston
It's Reigns/Ambrose here with the home state boy Rollins on commentary. Ambrose grabs a headlock on Kofi to start as the fans chant for Rollins. Kofi trips him up and hits a quick splash for two before it's off to Ziggler for no reaction at all. Dolph ducks a clothesline and punches Ambrose down before dropping the ten elbows. He speeds the spot up by not getting to his feet after each elbow and dropping them from only a foot or so, which is a smart change.
Reigns comes in and runs Ziggler down to take over before it's quickly back to Ambrose. Kofi gets the tag as well to speed things up again but Dean trips him up, setting up a running dropkick from Reigns where he starts on the floor and lands on the apron. That's the best I've ever seen that move look and it takes us to a break.
Back with Dean getting two on Kofi off a butterfly suplex and cranking on a reverse chinlock. Dean tries it again from the middle rope but Kofi knocks him down and hits a high cross body to get a breather. A spinning kick to Ambrose's head is enough to make the tag to Dolph but Reigns is in as well.
Dolph starts cleaning house with dropkicks and neckbreakers but walks into something resembling Cena's spinning slam. Roman loads up the spear but Dean gets caught trying to tag himself in. The distraction lets Ziggler get two off a jumping DDT as Ambrose takes out Kofi on the floor. Ziggler can't hook the Zig Zag and it's the Superman Punch and spear to knock Ziggler into next week. Reigns tags in Ambrose and lets him get the pin at 9:58.
Post match the Wyatts show up on screen with Bray talking about how the Shield is bickering like children. They believe Bray is a joke and a facade. The hat comes off and Bray gets serious. If you could see the evil behind his eyes, you would know what kind of a monster he really is. Harper says those that will not follow them will be the first to burn. Follow the buzzards.
Sheamus vs. Ryback
We open with a discussion on Sheamus possibly wearing steel toed boots. Sheamus runs Ryback over with a shoulder block but a Curtis Axel distraction lets Ryback get in some cheap shots. The rolling fireman's carry puts Ryback down and Curtis gets a Brogue Kick. Sheamus gets back on the apron and tries the ten forearms but Ryback pulls him inside to break it up. I don't remember anyone ever countering that move.
Ryback hits a splash for two and we hit the chinlock for a bit. Sheamus fights up and gets caught in the over the shoulder Stunner followed by Ryback going up top (?!?) but missing a splash. Sheamus comes back with right hands and gets all fired up with a powerslam. The Brogue Kick is countered into a powerbomb for two and Sheamus is in trouble. That trouble is short lived though as he counters the Meat Hook with the Brogue Kick for the pin at 5:43.
This week's sitdown interview with HHH talks about Orton running the gauntlet to make him better. Also on Monday: Orton vs. Cena.
Legends House promo.
Alberto Del Rio is in the back and we take a look at the brawl with Batista from Monday. Del Rio wants a piece of the Animal.
Daniel Bryan vs. Antonio Cesaro
Daniel grabs a front facelock to start but Antonio drives him into the corner for some chops. Bryan comes back with knees and kicks to the chest but walks into a European uppercut for two. Bryan bridges up to block a pin and Cesaro can't break it even by jumping on top of Bryan's body. Cesaro spends too much time shouting WE THE PEOPLE and gets caught in a short arm scissors but Cesaro easily lifts him into the air and drops Bryan down for the break.
Antonio pounds away in the corner and hooks a chinlock but Bryan comes back with the running clothesline. A top rope hurricanrana gets two on Antonio and there are some YES Kicks but Cesaro counters the last one into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for two as we take a break. Back with Bryan in a chinlock before a bit boot sends him flying across the ring.
Cesaro misses a charge and falls to the floor but Bryan's knee off the apron hits Swagger instead of Antonio. Back in and Daniel's missile dropkick is countered by an uppercut but he grabs the rope to avoid the Swing. Cesaro loads up the Neutralizer but Bryan counters into a YES Lock attempt. That's countered as well but Bryan comes out of the corner with a headscissors to drive Cesaro into the mat for the YES Lock (think the original Sin Cara's La Mistica) and the submission at 10:39.
Kane comes out post match and the distraction lets Cesaro hit a Neutralizer on Bryan. A chokeslam leaves Bryan laying as well.
Randy Orton says one loss to Bryan doesn't make up for the losses Bryan has suffered to him. He'll win in the Chamber and confirm that he's the best in the world.
Ernie Ladd Black History Month video.
Alexander Rusev and Lana are coming.
Nikki Bella vs. AJ Lee
Nikki picks AJ up in a choke to start before hitting a nice slam. AJ throws on a sleeper to put Nikki down before kicking her down into the mat. Nikki comes back with a facebuster and a bad looking backdrop before the seconds get in a fight on the apron. Tamina is knocked to the floor and Nikki throws AJ into Brie by mistake, setting up the Black Widow to give AJ the submission win at 2:40.
We look back at Titus O'Neil turning on Darren Young last week to split up the Prime Time Players.
Titus interviews Renee Young (yes that's right) but Titus won't let her talk, saying he could have won a lot more titles on his own while the Players were a team. Young has nice hair but Titus looks better, smells better and has a great smile. He sends Renee running along when Darren Young jumps him from behind and beats O'Neil up, shouting that he isn't dead weight.
Goldust vs. Bray Wyatt
An inset interview from the Rhodes Brothers says they're desperate and will be taking more risks to get back where they belong. Goldust tries the deep breath and gets kicked in the face. Bray leans upside down in the corner and Goldust doesn't know what to think. All Bray to start as he runs Goldust over and hits some uppercuts from the floor.
We hit a nerve hold on Goldie but he fights up and nails a back elbow off the middle rope to get a breather. A middle rope hurricanrana sends Bray to the mat again and Goldust follows up with a spinebuster. Wyatt bails to the floor and Goldust hits a running flip dive to take him down. The Family goes after Cody as Bray gets angry. He takes Goldust's head off with a clothesline and Sister Abigail is good for the pin at 3:55.
Shield pops up on screen post match and says yeah, they'll full of pride because they've earned the right to be. Rollins says they're not afraid and he'll be scraping their beards off his boot. Reigns says they could have been WWE Champion and it's time for justice. Believe in the Shield. Bray shouts that he'll believe in the Shield when their eyes are battered shut.
Randy Orton vs. Christian
Non-title. Christian hits a quick shoulder block to start but Orton comes back with knees and fists to the head. Orton runs into a back elbow and gets backdropped to the floor, followed by a top rope cross body as we take a break. Back with Christian trying to crotch Orton against the post but Randy pulls his legs forward to send the Canadian into the steel instead.
Christian is dropped back first onto the barricade for two back inside. A few stomps have Christian in trouble and Orton whips him across the corner a few times. We get a pose with a shot of the Wrestlemania sign but Christian comes back with a right hand of his own. Orton dropkicks him down again and hooks a chinlock as the fans think Randy sucks. Christian belly to back suplexes him down and they slug it out with Christian getting the better of it.
The Canadian rains down right hands in the corner but Randy comes back with a running clothesline. Christian clotheslines him right back and hits a top rope cross body for two. A top rope back elbow to the jaw looks to set up the Killswitch but Orton snaps off the powerslam for another two count. Christian is sent shoulder first into the post but he's still able to counter the Elevated DDT. He can't hit the frog splash though and the second attempt at the DDT connects. The RKO and Killswitch are countered but Christian's sunset flip out of the corner is caught in the RKO for the pin at 11:53.
Results
Shield b. Kofi Kingston/Dolph Ziggler Ambrose pinned Ziggler after a spear from Reigns
AJ Lee b. Nikki Bella Black Widow
Daniel Bryan b. Antonio Cesaro YES Lock
Sheamus b. Ryback Brogue Kick
Bray Wyatt b. Goldust Sister Abigail
Randy Orton b. Christian RKO
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Nothing.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Shield b. Rey Mysterio/Big E. Langston/Kofi Kingston Bulldog driver to Langston
Christian b. Jack Swagger Sunset flip
New Age Outlaws b. Cody Rhodes/Goldust Fameasser to Rhodes
Titus O'Neil b. Zack Ryder Clash of the Titus
Sheamus b. Curtis Axel Brogue Kick
Wyatt Family b. Xavier Woods/R-Truth/Dolph Ziggler Sister Abigail to Ziggler
Naomi b. Aksana Split legged moonsault
Daniel Bryan b. Randy Orton Running knee
NXT
Alexander Rusev b. Sin Cara Accolade
Emma b. Alicia Fox Emma Lock
Mason Ryan b. Sylvester LeFort Cobra clutch slam
Tyson Kidd b. Aiden English No Kidding
Adrian Neville b. Corey Graves Red Arrow
Impact Wrestling
Abyss b. Eric Young Black Hole Slam
Austin Aries b. Zema Ion Brainbuster
Kurt Angle b. Magnus via DQ when Ethan Carter III interfered
Samoa Joe b. Bobby Roode Koquina Clutch
Smackdown
Shield b. Kofi Kingston/Dolph Ziggler Ambrose pinned Ziggler after a spear from Reigns
AJ Lee b. Nikki Bella Black Widow
Daniel Bryan b. Antonio Cesaro YES Lock
Sheamus b. Ryback Brogue Kick
Bray Wyatt b. Goldust Sister Abigail
Randy Orton b. Christian RKO