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Monday
Wrestlemania 30 is officially coming to New Orleans.
Monday Night Raw
Date: February 18, 2013
Location: Cajundome, Lafayette, Louisiana
Commentators: Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole
Elimination Chamber was last night and the most important thing is we have our title matches at Mania (presumably) set. Rock is defending against Cena while Del Rio is going to defend against Swagger, assuming nothing is added to either match. Other than that Cena/Ryback/Sheamus were upset by the Shield in their six man tag. Tonight we continue the build to Wrestlemania. Let's get to it.
We open with clips from last night, highlighting all of the major matches.
Here's Cena to open the show. He talks about how ten months ago, the location for Wrestlemania 29 was announced, but only last night did the sign start to mean something. Cena mentions the two world title matches that are set, but here's CM Punk with a rebuttal. He admits that Rock beat him last night....if you ignore Rock hitting a referee and Punk having him pinned for about 18 seconds. Cena says that for once this isn't about CM Punk and he has to sit this one out.
Punk talks about how he was champion for 434 days so he should get another chance. Cena earned his shot in one single match and eliminated about four people to go to Wrestlemania. Also, Rock has already beaten Cena, so why would we want to see it again? Punk asks Cena to walk away and get out of his life but Cena of course says no.
John says Punk should be smart enough to know that Punk isn't stupid enough to think Cena would hand away a golden ticket. Cena says Punk isn't going to be handed a golden ticket, but Punk can earn it. If CM can beat him right here and right now, Punk can have the title show. Punk of course takes him up on it....just not here. Instead he wants it next week and Cena says cool.
We hear about Shield winning their six man tag last night.
Sheamus is talking about the loss last night but Ryback keeps walking in front of him. Getting annoyed, Sheamus yells at Ryback and suggests that he's a mindless neanderthal like everyone says. A fight is about to break out but Jericho breaks it up. Chris says this is like the NWO or the Nexus and says they have to band together. Jericho proposes another six man tag and the monsters are in.
Sin Cara vs. Mark Henry
During Henry's entrance we get some clips of Henry's Hall of Pain. Henry pushes Cara down and stands on his back before hitting a running splash in the corner. Cara hits a quick kick to the head but a second is blocked and countered into a powerslam. The World's Strongest Slam ends this at 1:33.
Post match Henry is beating up Cara even more but Khali comes out for the save. Despite Henry regularly destroying Khali in the past, Henry walks away without a fight. He also dances to Khali's music a bit in a funny visual.
We get a clip of the end of the US Title match last night. Miz gets another rematch tonight in a No DQ match.
The Miz vs. Antonio Cesaro
This is No DQ and I believe non-title. Miz attacks quickly to start, but we head to the floor where Cesaro rams the injured shoulder into the post. The champion brings in a chair and a kendo stick to pound away on the badly injured Miz. After a fast rollup gets two for Miz, a kendo stick shot gets the same for Antonio. Cesaro uses the chair on the arm before putting on a fast arm hold. The bad shoulder is sent into a chair wedged in the corner but Cesaro misses a charge into said chair, hitting it knee first. That and the Figure Four are enough to give Miz the win at 3:40.
We get a video from Zeb Coulter and Jack Swagger about how illegal immigrants here for a handout are ruining America. If the government won't do anything, Coulter and Swagger will do it for them.
Daniel Bryan yells at Kane for attacking him last night and tonight it's Bryan vs. Swagger. Kane is going to get a singles match of his own and neither wants the other to come out for their match. Kane says he doesn't deal well with snakes, which gets the attention of Orton, who just happened to be standing behind them. Randy says Kane is more like Barney the Dinosaur now. Orton vs. Kane is teased for later.
Vickie is on the phone when Paul Heyman comes up. She makes fun of him for the stipulations meaning nothing last night and promises a huge announcement for later tonight. Heyman doesn't like surprises, which is why she's going to surprise him.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Dolph Ziggler
Ziggler starts fast but is sent to the apron where an enziguri puts him on the floor. We take a break with Del Rio standing tall in the ring. Back with Ziggler choking Del Rio on the ropes followed by a dropkick for two. Langston gets in a cheap shot which gives Dolph another near fall. The Fameasser gives Dolph another two count but he goes to the top and gets crotched down.
Alberto follows up with a reverse superplex to put both guys down. Del Rio wins a slugout and hits his low superkick for two. The cross armbreaker is countered into a neckbreaker by Dolph but Del Rio sends him into the corner and hits a Backstabber for two. The cross armbreaker gets the tap out 9:24.
Post match Langston lays out Del Rio with the Big Ending and Ziggler tries to cash in. Ricardo steals the case though and runs off with it, only to drop it while Big E. chases him. AJ hands it back to Dolph but Alberto hits an enziguri to lay Ziggler out. No cash-in.
Wade Barrett shows us a trailer of a movie he's in called Dead Man Down. After the trailer, Sheamus pops up on screen to make fun of how small Barrett's part is in the movie.
Lawler and Cole do a commercial for the new WWE toys.
Brodus Clay/Tensai vs. Epico/Primo/Rosa Mendes
The girls get us going here with Naomi taking over quickly. Primo and Tensai come in but Brodus scares Primo to the floor. Brodus comes in legally and the double splash is enough to pin Primo in 1:30.
Clip from the press conference announcing Wrestlemania coming to New Orleans.
Here are Swagger and Coulter for the State of the WWE. Swagger says he did what he did last night for America before turning the mic over to Coulter. Zeb talks about how it's Presidents' Day and they have the freedom of speech. If the people don't like what's being said, that's too bad. Very true point. Coulter blames the problems of the union on illegal immigrants and says that Swagger can do something about it.
The title match at Wrestlemania isn't just a title match. It's a battle for America between a real American and a man who came to this country to reap the rewards of the motherland. Swagger is going to reclaim America from someone trying to steal it. Swagger shouts WE THE PEOPLE a lot until Daniel Bryan's music cuts him off.
Daniel Bryan vs. Jack Swagger
We return from a commercial to see the match already in progress. Bryan fires off kicks to the leg to slow Swagger up a bit before hooking a kind of sunset flip for two. Swagger blocks a surfboard but Bryan goes to the arm to slow him down again. Jack sends him out tot he floor but gets dropkicked down by Bryan. Swagger comes right back by ramming Bryan's taped ribs into the barricade.
Back inside and Swagger hits a running charge to crush Bryan in the corner again. A knee to the ribs puts bryan down again and the Vader Bomb out of the corner gets two. Bryan fights back and sends Jack to the floor where he hits a suicide dive to put both guys down. Back in again and a missile dropkick gets two for Bryan.
Daniel fires off a bunch of kicks but Swagger counters into a spinebuster. The cover is countered into the NO Lock but Swagger gets a rope. Bryan misses a running clothesline in the corner and hurts his ribs again, allowing for Swagger to start in on the ankle. A chop block takes the leg out and the Patriot Lock (not Act) gets the tap out at 8:07 shown.
Here are Heyman and Vickie in the ring for Vickie's announcement. Vickie announces her new assistant: Brad Maddox. Brad comes out to talk about how he got this job from Vince himself because he exposed the relationship between Heyman and the Shield. Heyman goes to leave but Vince pops up on screen to say not so fast.
Actually that's not the surprise for Heyman. Vince asks about the stipulations in the title match last night and we get a clip of Heyman saying he would do anything to get those rules in place. Vince says anything means anything, so he could fire Paul right now. McMahon doesn't do it yet because next week, Heyman and Vince are going to have a fight.
We see Cena and Punk's challenge from earlier tonight.
Chris Jericho/Sheamus/Ryback vs. Shield
Ryback starts by launching Rollins into the corner and firing away shoulders. Jericho tries to calm him down before beating on Ambrose for a bit. A suplex puts Dean down and it's off to Sheamus vs. Reigns. Sheamus pounds him down and sends him into the corner for a running knee lift. White Noise hits but Rollins pulls Reigns out of the ring before the Brogue Kick. Sheamus kicks Ambrose to the floor instead as we take a break.
Back with Reigns holding Sheamus in a chinlock. That doesn't last long as it's off to Rollins for some stomping in the corner. Reigns comes back in for more of the same but Sheamus fights back with a clothesline. A double tag brings in Ryback to face Rollins and it's power moves all around. There's the Meat Hook but Reigns spears Ryback down to break up Shell Shock again, but it only gets two. The fans cheer for Jericho as Ambrose keeps beating on Ryback. Rollins comes back in and stomps away a bit more for two.
Dean comes back in with a neckbreaker for two and it's back to Reigns. Roman misses a splash in the corner and gets caught on the top rope, allowing Ryback to make the hot tag to Jericho. He gets to fight Ambrose but has to dropkick Rollins down as well. The bulldog takes Ambrose down and there's the Lionsault for two. The Walls are countered into a small package for two as Reigns sends Ryback into the post. Jericho hooks the Walls on Ambrose and Sheamus takes out Reigns but it distracts the referee. Rollins kicks Jericho from the top rope for the pin at 13:31.
Kofi Kingston vs. Damien Sandow
Before the match Sandow says today is President's Day, which Sandow holds close to his heart. Apparently members of his family have served as advisers to Presidents, including his great grandfather who came up with the idea of the New Deal. Sandow jumps Kofi before the match and it's a big fight. Kingston's shoulder is sent into the post and keeps up the beating until R-Truth returns and beats up Sandow.
Josh talks to the same two actors from G.I. Joe 2 that he spoke to last night. This leads to a clip from the movie.
Randy Orton vs. Kane
Kane runs him over with a shoulder to start and we stop and stare for a bit. Orton goes after the arm but gets punched out to the floor as we take a break. Back with Kane holding Orton in a chinlock and getting two off a big boot. A DDT gets the same and Kane is getting frustrated. Back to the chinlock but Orton fights up and hits some punches in the corner followed by a dropkick.
Kane fights back with a low dropkick of his own and we hit the chinlock for the third time. Both guys hit a variety of a slam (Power for Randy, side for Kane) but Kane misses the top rope clothesline. Kane takes Randy down again and loads up the chokeslam but here's Bryan for a distraction. Orton and the RKO finish this at 9:33.
Rock is played to the ring for his Championship Celebration by a university marching band. That's pretty cool indeed. Rock talks about how much of a coward Punk showed himself to be by spitting in Rock's face last night, but Rock pinned him anyway. Rock says that he's going to Wrestlemania, but he's not going with this title. There's a table set up next to him with something under a blanket. Rock talks about the current belt being introduced eight years ago and some people thought it looked cool. Then again some people think Bigfoot is real so take that for what it's worth. Also, the belt should never spin.
Rock hands a stagehand the belt and says take it to the Hall of Fame. He talks about the greats that have held the world title over the years (biggest pop might have been for Bret actually) before unveiling the new belt. It looks like the US Title shape but has a big WWE logo in the middle and Brahma Bulls on the sides. I've seen worse.
Moving on though, Rock says he has to face someone at Wrestlemania. The fans seem more interested in Rock vs. Cena II, so here's Cena to the stage. Punk pops up from behind and hits Cena in the back with the old belt, laying him out. Rock is ready to fight but Punk walks away to end the show.
Results
Mark Henry b. Sin Cara World's Strongest Slam
The Miz b. Antonio Cesaro Figure Four
Alberto Del Rio b. Dolph Ziggler Cross Armbreaker
Jack Swagger b. Daniel Bryan Patriot Lock
Shield b. Chris Jericho/Ryback/Sheamus Ambrose pinned Jericho after a top rope kick from Rollins
Randy Orton b. Kane RKO
Tuesday
Smackdown got a 1.96, down from last week.
Wednesday
Raw got a 3.3, up from last week.
NXT
Date: February 20, 2013
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Tom Phillips, William Regal
We're back in Florida and we finally have some tag team champions in the form of Neville and Grey. The main story for tonight is the title match between Conor O'Brian and Big E. Langston which has been built up for weeks. Also I believe we find out who Sasha Banks' secret admirer is, which would have been better suited for last week around Valentine's Day but it's not too far off. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the title win last week.
Opening sequence.
Yoshi Tatsu vs. Bray Wyatt
This is a good idea as the Wyatt Family lost last week, so having Wyatt himself get in the ring, I believe for the second time on NXT, is a way to redeem the Family. Wyatt no sells everything and throws Tatsu down with a wicked release Rock Bottom. A BIG running splash crushes Tatsu in the corner and a fast spinning Downward Spiral gets the pin at 1:37. Total squash.
Wyatt tells his family to get in the ring. He shows them a clip of the ending of the title match last week and blames Harper for the loss. He tells Rowan to hit Harper for it so Rowan smacks him in the face. Wyatt tells Harper to hit Rowan for having to carry Rowan. He says fight it out then tells them to stop because he's proud of them. These three are still very creepy and it's rather awesome.
Here's Sasha Banks in the back and she's excited about meeting the admirer. Another note is delivered and some brunette chick jumps Sasha. She (no name given but it might be Audrey Marie) beats Sasha down and says get out of NXT.
I'm Coming Home Wrestlemania video.
El Local vs. Xavier Woods
Local is Ricardo Rodriguez under a mask. They've taken away the Angel Grove part of Woods' character, making him far less interesting already. Phillips says that Woods looks like Steve Urkel if he spent five days at the gym. Phillips wasn't a fan of that show was he? The fans chant Power Rangers at Woods as he hits a leg sweep for two. Local hits a kick to the back of the head for two and stomps away in the corner.
A running low enziguri gets two more as Phillips declares Local to be portly. Local hooks a chinlock to no avail but he sends Woods into the corner for two. Back to el chinlock followed by another hard kick to the back of Woods' head for two. There's chinlock #3 as the fans are still staying with Xavier. Woods fights up and hits a flying headscissors to take over. A missile dropkick gets two so Woods takes him to the corner and a tornado DDT gets the pin at 4:40.
The doctor says Paige's shoulder is messed up but she's improving.
Apparently O'Brian vs. Langston is NOT for the title. We've spent this much time hearing O'Brian talking about the title and building up the match and it's NOT for the belt? Why in the world not?
Audrey Marie vs. Sasha Banks
Banks turns it into a brawl to start but Audrey pulls her by the hair to take over. Off to a half nelson on Banks which transfers into a chinlock and then a bow and arrow. Sasha comes back with a headscissors and a dropkick to the......uh.......Regal: Sternum. Phillips: Yeah sternum. Marie shrugs it off and hits a wheelbarrow facebuster (apparently called the Photo Finish) for the pin at 2:05. Short and ok.
Summer Rae isn't concerned about Paige. She is however concerned with the nail she broke during the fight. Rae declares herself the first lady of NXT. It's amazing how much more interesting the Divas are here when they're treated even somewhat seriously.
New Orleans is hosting Wrestlemania XXX. I can't wait.
Here's the injured Tyson Kidd to update us on his condition. Kidd says he doesn't know when he'll be back but guarantees that he will be someday. Phillips asks Kidd about Punk calling Kidd an unappreciated workhorse. Kidd says he's flattered and says that being a workhorse is a way of life, not something you learn. This brings out Leo Kruger who says Kidd looks like a wounded animal: weak and vulnerable. Leo kicks the crutch away but Justin Gabriel runs in for the save before anything bad can happen.
Conor O'Brian vs. Big E. Langston
Non-title for no apparent reason. The fans fire up Langston to start and they lock up. That goes to a standoff so they head to opposite corners and charge into another lockup. Langston charges into an elbow to stagger him and Conor pounds away in the corner. Langston punches back and clotheslines O'Brian to the floor as we take a break. Back with the champion going shoulder first into a post and O'Brian yelling a lot.
Off to an arm trap chinlock by O'Brian but a FIVE chant brings Langston back to life. Conor takes him back down with a full nelson slam for two and it's the return of the chinlock. Langston fights up again and hits some knee lifts to the ribs before a slugout ensues. They brawl in the corner until the referee tries to break it up. That doesn't work either so he throws it out at 6:34 shown of 10:04.
Post match Corey Graves jumps Langston from behind to end the show.
Results
Bray Wyatt b. Yoshi Tatsu Spinning Downward Spiral
Xavier Woods b. El Local Tornado DDT
Audrey Marie b. Sasha Banks Photo Finish
Big E. Langston vs. Conor O'Brian went to a double DQ when they wouldn't stop brawling
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: February 21, 2013
Location: Wembly Arena, London, England
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Todd Keneley, Tazz
It's the last of the England shows and the main story tonight is that we get to know the winner of the tournament last week. The winner gets to face Hardy at Lockdown in three weeks so it's about time they announced something. Other than that we've got two title matches which makes for a pretty packed show. Let's get to it.
We open with the usual intro from last week, recapping both the tournament and Hogan being saved by Ray and Sting.
Hulk Hogan opens us up and talks about how Aces and 8's interfered before he could announce the #1 contender last week. That interruption gave him an extra week to think about who should get the shot. This person showed that he was the only person who really wanted it. That person is.....Bully Ray. As in someone not even in the competition at all.
Here's Ray but he isn't sure what to think. He has a partially torn quad (whether that's legitimate or not, the similarities to HHH/Stephanie/Vince continue) but Hogan cuts him off. Hogan says Ray is tough and Ray says it was the greatest day of his life when he married into this family. Bully wants a six man tag tonight with Aces and 8's facing himself, Sting, and Hulk. Ray calls him dad and the match is made.
Bad Influences come in to visit Roode and Aries. They wish them luck in an eight man tag tonight.
Bad Influence/Bobby Roode/Austin Aries vs. Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez/James Storm/Joseph Park
Storm vs. Daniels to start and the Cowboy quickly clotheslines him to the floor. Kaz throws Storm to the floor and everything breaks down quickly. It's a big brawl and the good guys clear the ring. Park looks so proud but Chavo tells him to watch the elbows as we take a break. Back with Chavo working over Kaz with a front facelock before it's back to Joseph Park. We're told that the title match at Lockdown will be in a cage. As in just like every match at Lockdown ever?
Park gets caught in the wrong corner and the tag champions start beating him up. Or is it down? Either way they can't suplex him which leads to a brief argument. Back to Daniels who rams Park's head into the buckles and pounds away at the temple a few times. Everyone wants the tag but the heels get in an argument, nearly allowing Park to make the tag. Park comes back with a double clothesline to put Bad Influence down.
Roode and Aries walk out on their partners and it's hot tag to Storm. He cleans house on everyone in sight and it's off to Hernandez. SuperMex hits a few shoulders to knock everyone around and Chavo adds a frog splash to Daniels. The Last Call puts Daniels down and here's Park with an a middle rope splash for the pin by Chavo on Kaz at 12:20.
We recap Bully getting the title shot from earlier tonight.
We look at Rockstar Spud winning British Bootcamp and having a confrontation with Robbie E a few weeks back.
Robbie E. vs. Rockstar Spud
Spud almost immediately runs into a boot from Robbie to put himself down. Robbie hits a top rope elbow for no cover but misses a charge into the corner. A spinning DDT puts Robbie down and Spud goes up top. Spud misses a guillotine legdrop but the Rob's get in an argument, allowing Spud to roll up Robbie for the pin at 2:46.
Post match Robbie E. yells at Big Rob and slaps him in the face. Big Rob stares him down and Robbie runs.
Jesse gives Tara a pep talk. The Knockouts Title match is next.
Knockouts Title: Velvet Sky vs. Gail Kim vs. Miss Tessmacher vs. Tara
Tara is defending and this is under elimination rules. Brooke Hogan gets to be ringside because what would a segment be without her? The bell will be after this break. Jesse is ejected by Brooke and we're ready to go. We get a bunch of quick rollup attempts but no pins early on. Tessmacher tries a victory roll on Tara but gets caught in an electric chair to send her out to the floor. Things settle down a bit and Tara hits the tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Sky, only to have the pin broken up by Gail. Why would she do that?
Now Tara and Gail go at it but Gail is sent to the floor for a bulldog from Tessmacher. Velvet and Tessmacher ping pong the champion back and forth with punches but Tara fights back. A moonsault hits Tessmacher but Velvet grabs Tara and hits In Yo Face, only to be broken up by Gail. Kim steals the pin on Tara to eliminate her, guaranteeing us a new champion.
Tessmacher hits a kind of spinning neckbreaker on Gail but goes up and gets crotched. Gail loads up a superplex put Velvet adds a powerbomb to make it a Tower of Doom. Velvet covers both opponents for two so she tries In Yo Face on Gail. Tessmacher tries to roll up Sky but Velvet rolls through it and covers Tessmacher for the elimination. We're down to Velvet vs. Gail.
Sky pounds away to start but misses a dropkick to stop her momentum cold. Kim tries a cover but gets caught grabbing the ropes like a good villain should. Some shoulders in the corner miss and Velvet grabs a pretty sloppy sunset flip for two. In Yo Face hits this time and Velvet wins the title at 8:35.
Hogan and Sting get ready in the back. Sting leaves and runs into Bully who wants to make sure Hogan is cool. Ray thinks it's cool to be tagging with the two of them.
We'll get an update on AJ Styles next week.
We recap Samoa Joe, Kurt Angle, Wes Brisco and Garrett Bischoff. Angle vouched for Garrett and Wes but they joined Aces and 8's to stab him in the back.
Samoa Joe vs. Garrett Bischoff
Garrett bails to the floor to start but gets in some shots to the knee once he's back inside. Bischoff chokes away and stomps away a bit more as that's about the extent of his offense so far. A shoulder tackle takes Joe down and it's off to a chinlock. Joe comes back with an atomic drop and big boot, followed by a senton backsplash. The Facewash has Garrett in trouble in the corner and Joe loads up the MuscleBuster, only to have Brisco run in for the DQ at 5:06.
Kurt Angle makes the save and says it's him vs. Brisco in a cage at Lockdown.
X-Division Title: Kenny King vs. Rob Van Dam
Van Dam is defending and gets dropkicked off the apron during his entrance. King rams him spine first into the post and slams Van Dam down to take over. A springboard legdrop misses the champ though but he kicks Van Dam right back down for two. King hits a spinwheel kick for the same result and a chinlock keeps Van Dam down for a bit.
Back to the chinlock but Rob fights up and hits some kicks to take over again. King counters a monkey flip by landing on his feet but can't quite hit the Royal Flush, allowing RVD to kick out at two. King misses a pair of knees in the corner and takes Rolling Thunder as a result. The Five Star retains the title at 6:21.
Hulk tells Brooke that he has to do this.
Jeff Hardy will be back next week.
Hulk Hogan/Sting/Bully Ray vs. Aces and 8's
It's D-Von, Anderson and Doc here. Everyone comes out for the match but there's no Hulk. We keep waiting for it and there's still no Hogan. The music plays again but Aces and 8's jump Sting and Ray to start things off. Sting and Ray fight back and Doc gets caught with a Stinger Splash as we take a break.
Back with Doc coming in to continue a beating on Bully. Off to D-Von for a falling headbutt and an unseen tag off to Anderson. After some basic pounding here's D-Von again for a chinlock. Ray suplexes out of it though but Anderson breaks up the tag to Sting. Off to Doc again and he has to immediately stop a Ray comeback with more right hands.
Ray spears D-Von down and there's the real tag to Sting. The Scorpion Death Drop gets two on Doc but Anderson makes the save. Anderson gets loaded up in What's Up as the other bikers come out with both Hogans being held hostage. Hulk yells that his knee is hurt as it's 3-1 against Sting. Doc hits a big boot and Aces and 8's actually win a match at 11:26.
Sting gets beaten down to end the show.
Results
Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez/James Storm/Joseph Park b. Bad Influence/Bobby Roode/Austin Aries Chavo pinned Kazarian after a splash from Park
Rockstar Spud b. Robbie E. - Rollup
Velvet Sky b. Tara, Gail Kim and Miss Tessmacher In Yo Face to Gail
Samoa Joe b. Garrett Bischoff via DQ when Wes Brisco interfered
Rob Van Dam b. Kenny King Five Star Frog Splash
Aces and 8's b. Sting/Hulk Hogan/Bully Ray Big boot to Sting
Friday
Impact got a 1.0, about the same as last week.
Smackdown
Date: February 22, 2013
Location: Mississippi Coast Coliseum, Biloxi, Mississippi
Commentators: Josh Matthews, John Bradshaw Layfield
Elimination Chamber is over and we've got our world title match from Smackdown set. Jack Swagger will be facing Alberto Del Rio, assuming he doesn't do something stupid like get arrested for driving under the influence and have marijuana found on him between now and then. Other than that.....actually there isn't much else confirmed right now. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Alberto keeping the title over Del Rio and Swagger winning the Chamber. We also get a clip from Raw with Rock unveiling the new title belt and Punk laying out Cena with the old one.
Ricardo opens the show by bringing out Del Rio. Alberto says the two of them are going to Wrestlemania to face the winner of the Elimination Chamber Jack Swagger. Apparently Swagger has a new friend and the two of them think that they're everything that is right about America. Alberto has seen all of Swagger's videos and his state of the union on Raw.
Swagger claims that immigrants like Alberto are taking opportunities and jobs but Del Rio says the country was built by immigrants. This gets a lukewarm response in Mississippi. Del Rio says that the world title is a result of his hard work and the American Dream. Swagger is a real jackass, not a real American. If Swagger wants to talk about handouts, come out here and Alberto will put his hand out all over Swagger's face.
Instead he gets Orton of all people. Before Randy can say anything, the fans start a big Randy Orton chant. He says he was this close to winning in the Chamber and earning a shot at Alberto at Wrestlemania. However that was taken from him by Jack Swagger in a quick rollup. Now Orton can't complain about that because he would do the same thing in Swagger's spot, but that doesn't mean he doesn't want to hurt Jack. Orton asks Alberto to step aside and let him fight Swagger tonight. This brings out Booker and makes Del Rio vs. Barrett and Orton vs. Swagger. Well at least it's not a tag match.
Sheamus vs. Damien Sandow
This can be added to the list of matches that we've seen WAY too many times in the last four months. Sheamus pounds away to start but the guy in pink and purple (he's a genius but can't color coordinate?) punches back. We head to the floor and the pale one whips him into the barricade to take over again. Back in and Sheamus grabs Damien to load up the ten forearms to the chest. Sandow bails to the floor and we take a break.
Back with Damien holding a chinlock followed by the Wind-Up Elbow for two. Sandow fires off some forearms to the face before hooking another chinlock. Sheamus fights up but gets put in 619 position for a running hip attack from Sandow. That gets two and we hit chinlock #3. Sheamus fights up again but gets rammed chest first into the barricade to slow him back down. The Terminus is countered but Sheamus can't hit White Noise. The Brogue Kick misses too and Damien goes for the leg. That goes nowhere either though as Sheamus hits White Noise. The Brogue Kick finishes clean at 8:43 shown of 12:13.
Video on Wrestlemania coming to New Orleans.
Video on the Shield and their dominance over the past few months.
Layla/Kaitlyn vs. Tamina Snuka/Aksana
Earlier today, Kaitlyn ran into Cody and said she likes his mustache. Layla and Aksana start with a dance off and Layla hits her in the face with her barely there shorts. Off to Kaitlyn for a chinlock but a Tamina distraction lets Aksana knock her to the floor. Back in and a side slam gets two for Aksana so she crawls over to Kaitlyn on all fours.
Off to a headscissors choke which Aksana turns over and uses to ram Kaitlyn's head into the mat. Kaitlyn easily fights out and makes the tag off to Layla who hits a dropkick to the ribs of Tamina. Snuka catches a cross body and puts Layla on her shoulders but the British chick tags in Kaitlyn. A quick spear from the champion (Kaitlyn) is enough to end Tamina at 3:30.
Layla looks at the belt post match so there's the next feud.
We get the ENTIRE Rock/Cena/Punk segment from Raw.
Swagger and Colter are on the way to the ring when Barrett stops them. He says he agrees with what they say but Colter doesn't care what Barrett thinks because Barrett is from England. That means Barrett is taking a job from an American so he's part of the problem. Well that's different.
Randy Orton vs. Jack Swagger
They lock up with Swagger being shoved into the corner and stomped down. A belly to back suplex gets two for Orton and a clothesline keeps Swagger down. Off to a chinlock by Orton but Swagger comes back with a belly to back suplex of his own for two. A shoulder block keeps Orton down but Randy pops up and hits the standing dropkick followed by the circle stomp to Swagger's limbs. A knee drop ends the circling and gets a two count.
Swagger comes back again and wraps Orton's leg around the post. Back in and he loads up the ankle lock, only for Orton to roll out of the hold. They head back to the floor where Randy hits the Thesz Press and pounds on Jack's head. Orton is all fired up now and hits a bit clothesline to put Swagger down again as we take a break.
Back with them in the ring and Orton pounding away on Jack's head again. Swagger gets thrown to the apron for the Elevated DDT but Jack counters with a backdrop to send Orton to the outside again. Orton's shoulder is sent into the post as Swagger finally gets an advantage. The shoulder goes into the steps as well which gets two back inside. A kind of powerslam puts Randy down and a kick to the head gets two. Off to a double arm trap by Swagger but Orton quickly elbows out.
Jack gets backdropped out to the floor as the mirroring of moves continues. Randy sends him ribs first into the barricade and they head back inside. Swagger hits a quick chop block and the Vader Bomb out of the corner for two. Josh talks about Smurfs for no apparent reason as Orton counters a suplex into one of his own. Swagger misses a charge into the post and Orton starts up his finishing sequence.
Jack blocks the backbreaker though and loads up the Vader Bomb. Orton pops up and kicks Jack in the ribs so that the second attempt at the backbreaker works. There's the Elevated DDT but Colter pulls Swagger to the floor before the RKO can hit. Jack pokes Randy in the eye and grabs a quick rollup (just like Sunday) for the pin at 13:26 shown of 16:56.
The replay shows Swagger had a foot on the bottom rope too.
If you haven't gotten enough recaps tonight, here's the segment from Raw with Vince saying that he's fighting Heyman on Monday and that Brad Maddox is the new assistant to Vickie.
The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes
On the way to the ring, Cody talks about having a mustache. Scratch that actually as it's a lovestache. Cody takes him to the mat to start and sends Miz's bad shoulder into the buckle to take over. Off to a quick shoulder lock but Miz fights up. Cody calmly hits him in the shoulder again though and takes control right back.
Miz comes back with some shots to the ribs but Cody hits a knee to the head for two. Back to the arm hold by Rhodes for a bit until Miz fights up and hits a big boot to the face. Miz misses a charge into the corner and hits his shoulder again so Cody loads up the Alabama Slam. Miz slides out though and trips Cody down. The Figure Four (a decent one too) gets the submission for Miz at 3:54.
Wade Barrett vs. Alberto Del Rio
Non-title. I saw this match at a house show about a week and a half ago and liked what I saw so hopefully this holds up. Before the match here's Swagger to scout Del Rio. Barrett goes for a wristlock to start but Alberto kicks him in the leg to break it up. Wade stops to yell at Ricardo, allowing Del Rio to fire off some kicks to the ribs. Barrett is sent to the floor where he goes after Ricardo, allowing Del Rio to take him out with a baseball slide.
We take a break and come back with Barrett pounding away before he shoves Alberto off the ropes and out to the floor. After sending Del Rio into the steps we head back inside for a chinlock. Back up and Barrett hits the pumphandle slam for two followed by the big boot to Del Rio while he's in the ropes. A few elbow drops get a two count on Alberto and it's back to the chinlock. Alberto fights up again though and hits a quick middle rope dropkick to put Barrett down.
The tilt-a-whirl backbreaker hits Barrett and Del Rio is all fired up. He hits the low superkick for two as we keep cutting back to Swagger and Colter. Alberto gets a running start but charges into the Winds of Change for two. Wasteland is countered and Del Rio sends him into the corner for a Backstabber, getting two. Swagger starts coming down the aisle and Barrett uses the distraction to get a fast rollup with a handful of trunks for two. I thought that was it. A big boot puts Alberto down but the Bull Hammer misses. The cross armbreaker goes on and Barrett taps out at 8:46 shown of 12:16.
Swagger and Del Rio stare at each other to end the show.
Results
Sheamus b. Damien Sandow Brogue Kick
Layla/Kaitlyn b. Tamina Snuka/Aksana
Jack Swagger b. Randy Orton Rollup
The Miz b. Cody Rhodes Figure Four
Alberto Del Rio b. Wade Barrett Cross Armbreaker
Saturday
Undertaker made a surprise appearance at a house show in Texas. No word on if this was a one time appearance or the start of a return.
Sunday
Nothing.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Mark Henry b. Sin Cara World's Strongest Slam
The Miz b. Antonio Cesaro Figure Four
Alberto Del Rio b. Dolph Ziggler Cross Armbreaker
Jack Swagger b. Daniel Bryan Patriot Lock
Shield b. Chris Jericho/Ryback/Sheamus Ambrose pinned Jericho after a top rope kick from Rollins
Randy Orton b. Kane RKO
NXT
Bray Wyatt b. Yoshi Tatsu Spinning Downward Spiral
Xavier Woods b. El Local Tornado DDT
Audrey Marie b. Sasha Banks Photo Finish
Big E. Langston vs. Conor O'Brian went to a double DQ when they wouldn't stop brawling
Impact Wrestling
Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez/James Storm/Joseph Park b. Bad Influence/Bobby Roode/Austin Aries Chavo pinned Kazarian after a splash from Park
Rockstar Spud b. Robbie E. - Rollup
Velvet Sky b. Tara, Gail Kim and Miss Tessmacher In Yo Face to Gail
Samoa Joe b. Garrett Bischoff via DQ when Wes Brisco interfered
Rob Van Dam b. Kenny King Five Star Frog Splash
Aces and 8's b. Sting/Hulk Hogan/Bully Ray Big boot to Sting
Smackdown
Sheamus b. Damien Sandow Brogue Kick
Layla/Kaitlyn b. Tamina Snuka/Aksana
Jack Swagger b. Randy Orton Rollup
The Miz b. Cody Rhodes Figure Four
Alberto Del Rio b. Wade Barrett Cross Armbreaker
Wrestlemania 30 is officially coming to New Orleans.
Monday Night Raw
Date: February 18, 2013
Location: Cajundome, Lafayette, Louisiana
Commentators: Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole
Elimination Chamber was last night and the most important thing is we have our title matches at Mania (presumably) set. Rock is defending against Cena while Del Rio is going to defend against Swagger, assuming nothing is added to either match. Other than that Cena/Ryback/Sheamus were upset by the Shield in their six man tag. Tonight we continue the build to Wrestlemania. Let's get to it.
We open with clips from last night, highlighting all of the major matches.
Here's Cena to open the show. He talks about how ten months ago, the location for Wrestlemania 29 was announced, but only last night did the sign start to mean something. Cena mentions the two world title matches that are set, but here's CM Punk with a rebuttal. He admits that Rock beat him last night....if you ignore Rock hitting a referee and Punk having him pinned for about 18 seconds. Cena says that for once this isn't about CM Punk and he has to sit this one out.
Punk talks about how he was champion for 434 days so he should get another chance. Cena earned his shot in one single match and eliminated about four people to go to Wrestlemania. Also, Rock has already beaten Cena, so why would we want to see it again? Punk asks Cena to walk away and get out of his life but Cena of course says no.
John says Punk should be smart enough to know that Punk isn't stupid enough to think Cena would hand away a golden ticket. Cena says Punk isn't going to be handed a golden ticket, but Punk can earn it. If CM can beat him right here and right now, Punk can have the title show. Punk of course takes him up on it....just not here. Instead he wants it next week and Cena says cool.
We hear about Shield winning their six man tag last night.
Sheamus is talking about the loss last night but Ryback keeps walking in front of him. Getting annoyed, Sheamus yells at Ryback and suggests that he's a mindless neanderthal like everyone says. A fight is about to break out but Jericho breaks it up. Chris says this is like the NWO or the Nexus and says they have to band together. Jericho proposes another six man tag and the monsters are in.
Sin Cara vs. Mark Henry
During Henry's entrance we get some clips of Henry's Hall of Pain. Henry pushes Cara down and stands on his back before hitting a running splash in the corner. Cara hits a quick kick to the head but a second is blocked and countered into a powerslam. The World's Strongest Slam ends this at 1:33.
Post match Henry is beating up Cara even more but Khali comes out for the save. Despite Henry regularly destroying Khali in the past, Henry walks away without a fight. He also dances to Khali's music a bit in a funny visual.
We get a clip of the end of the US Title match last night. Miz gets another rematch tonight in a No DQ match.
The Miz vs. Antonio Cesaro
This is No DQ and I believe non-title. Miz attacks quickly to start, but we head to the floor where Cesaro rams the injured shoulder into the post. The champion brings in a chair and a kendo stick to pound away on the badly injured Miz. After a fast rollup gets two for Miz, a kendo stick shot gets the same for Antonio. Cesaro uses the chair on the arm before putting on a fast arm hold. The bad shoulder is sent into a chair wedged in the corner but Cesaro misses a charge into said chair, hitting it knee first. That and the Figure Four are enough to give Miz the win at 3:40.
We get a video from Zeb Coulter and Jack Swagger about how illegal immigrants here for a handout are ruining America. If the government won't do anything, Coulter and Swagger will do it for them.
Daniel Bryan yells at Kane for attacking him last night and tonight it's Bryan vs. Swagger. Kane is going to get a singles match of his own and neither wants the other to come out for their match. Kane says he doesn't deal well with snakes, which gets the attention of Orton, who just happened to be standing behind them. Randy says Kane is more like Barney the Dinosaur now. Orton vs. Kane is teased for later.
Vickie is on the phone when Paul Heyman comes up. She makes fun of him for the stipulations meaning nothing last night and promises a huge announcement for later tonight. Heyman doesn't like surprises, which is why she's going to surprise him.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Dolph Ziggler
Ziggler starts fast but is sent to the apron where an enziguri puts him on the floor. We take a break with Del Rio standing tall in the ring. Back with Ziggler choking Del Rio on the ropes followed by a dropkick for two. Langston gets in a cheap shot which gives Dolph another near fall. The Fameasser gives Dolph another two count but he goes to the top and gets crotched down.
Alberto follows up with a reverse superplex to put both guys down. Del Rio wins a slugout and hits his low superkick for two. The cross armbreaker is countered into a neckbreaker by Dolph but Del Rio sends him into the corner and hits a Backstabber for two. The cross armbreaker gets the tap out 9:24.
Post match Langston lays out Del Rio with the Big Ending and Ziggler tries to cash in. Ricardo steals the case though and runs off with it, only to drop it while Big E. chases him. AJ hands it back to Dolph but Alberto hits an enziguri to lay Ziggler out. No cash-in.
Wade Barrett shows us a trailer of a movie he's in called Dead Man Down. After the trailer, Sheamus pops up on screen to make fun of how small Barrett's part is in the movie.
Lawler and Cole do a commercial for the new WWE toys.
Brodus Clay/Tensai vs. Epico/Primo/Rosa Mendes
The girls get us going here with Naomi taking over quickly. Primo and Tensai come in but Brodus scares Primo to the floor. Brodus comes in legally and the double splash is enough to pin Primo in 1:30.
Clip from the press conference announcing Wrestlemania coming to New Orleans.
Here are Swagger and Coulter for the State of the WWE. Swagger says he did what he did last night for America before turning the mic over to Coulter. Zeb talks about how it's Presidents' Day and they have the freedom of speech. If the people don't like what's being said, that's too bad. Very true point. Coulter blames the problems of the union on illegal immigrants and says that Swagger can do something about it.
The title match at Wrestlemania isn't just a title match. It's a battle for America between a real American and a man who came to this country to reap the rewards of the motherland. Swagger is going to reclaim America from someone trying to steal it. Swagger shouts WE THE PEOPLE a lot until Daniel Bryan's music cuts him off.
Daniel Bryan vs. Jack Swagger
We return from a commercial to see the match already in progress. Bryan fires off kicks to the leg to slow Swagger up a bit before hooking a kind of sunset flip for two. Swagger blocks a surfboard but Bryan goes to the arm to slow him down again. Jack sends him out tot he floor but gets dropkicked down by Bryan. Swagger comes right back by ramming Bryan's taped ribs into the barricade.
Back inside and Swagger hits a running charge to crush Bryan in the corner again. A knee to the ribs puts bryan down again and the Vader Bomb out of the corner gets two. Bryan fights back and sends Jack to the floor where he hits a suicide dive to put both guys down. Back in again and a missile dropkick gets two for Bryan.
Daniel fires off a bunch of kicks but Swagger counters into a spinebuster. The cover is countered into the NO Lock but Swagger gets a rope. Bryan misses a running clothesline in the corner and hurts his ribs again, allowing for Swagger to start in on the ankle. A chop block takes the leg out and the Patriot Lock (not Act) gets the tap out at 8:07 shown.
Here are Heyman and Vickie in the ring for Vickie's announcement. Vickie announces her new assistant: Brad Maddox. Brad comes out to talk about how he got this job from Vince himself because he exposed the relationship between Heyman and the Shield. Heyman goes to leave but Vince pops up on screen to say not so fast.
Actually that's not the surprise for Heyman. Vince asks about the stipulations in the title match last night and we get a clip of Heyman saying he would do anything to get those rules in place. Vince says anything means anything, so he could fire Paul right now. McMahon doesn't do it yet because next week, Heyman and Vince are going to have a fight.
We see Cena and Punk's challenge from earlier tonight.
Chris Jericho/Sheamus/Ryback vs. Shield
Ryback starts by launching Rollins into the corner and firing away shoulders. Jericho tries to calm him down before beating on Ambrose for a bit. A suplex puts Dean down and it's off to Sheamus vs. Reigns. Sheamus pounds him down and sends him into the corner for a running knee lift. White Noise hits but Rollins pulls Reigns out of the ring before the Brogue Kick. Sheamus kicks Ambrose to the floor instead as we take a break.
Back with Reigns holding Sheamus in a chinlock. That doesn't last long as it's off to Rollins for some stomping in the corner. Reigns comes back in for more of the same but Sheamus fights back with a clothesline. A double tag brings in Ryback to face Rollins and it's power moves all around. There's the Meat Hook but Reigns spears Ryback down to break up Shell Shock again, but it only gets two. The fans cheer for Jericho as Ambrose keeps beating on Ryback. Rollins comes back in and stomps away a bit more for two.
Dean comes back in with a neckbreaker for two and it's back to Reigns. Roman misses a splash in the corner and gets caught on the top rope, allowing Ryback to make the hot tag to Jericho. He gets to fight Ambrose but has to dropkick Rollins down as well. The bulldog takes Ambrose down and there's the Lionsault for two. The Walls are countered into a small package for two as Reigns sends Ryback into the post. Jericho hooks the Walls on Ambrose and Sheamus takes out Reigns but it distracts the referee. Rollins kicks Jericho from the top rope for the pin at 13:31.
Kofi Kingston vs. Damien Sandow
Before the match Sandow says today is President's Day, which Sandow holds close to his heart. Apparently members of his family have served as advisers to Presidents, including his great grandfather who came up with the idea of the New Deal. Sandow jumps Kofi before the match and it's a big fight. Kingston's shoulder is sent into the post and keeps up the beating until R-Truth returns and beats up Sandow.
Josh talks to the same two actors from G.I. Joe 2 that he spoke to last night. This leads to a clip from the movie.
Randy Orton vs. Kane
Kane runs him over with a shoulder to start and we stop and stare for a bit. Orton goes after the arm but gets punched out to the floor as we take a break. Back with Kane holding Orton in a chinlock and getting two off a big boot. A DDT gets the same and Kane is getting frustrated. Back to the chinlock but Orton fights up and hits some punches in the corner followed by a dropkick.
Kane fights back with a low dropkick of his own and we hit the chinlock for the third time. Both guys hit a variety of a slam (Power for Randy, side for Kane) but Kane misses the top rope clothesline. Kane takes Randy down again and loads up the chokeslam but here's Bryan for a distraction. Orton and the RKO finish this at 9:33.
Rock is played to the ring for his Championship Celebration by a university marching band. That's pretty cool indeed. Rock talks about how much of a coward Punk showed himself to be by spitting in Rock's face last night, but Rock pinned him anyway. Rock says that he's going to Wrestlemania, but he's not going with this title. There's a table set up next to him with something under a blanket. Rock talks about the current belt being introduced eight years ago and some people thought it looked cool. Then again some people think Bigfoot is real so take that for what it's worth. Also, the belt should never spin.
Rock hands a stagehand the belt and says take it to the Hall of Fame. He talks about the greats that have held the world title over the years (biggest pop might have been for Bret actually) before unveiling the new belt. It looks like the US Title shape but has a big WWE logo in the middle and Brahma Bulls on the sides. I've seen worse.
Moving on though, Rock says he has to face someone at Wrestlemania. The fans seem more interested in Rock vs. Cena II, so here's Cena to the stage. Punk pops up from behind and hits Cena in the back with the old belt, laying him out. Rock is ready to fight but Punk walks away to end the show.
Results
Mark Henry b. Sin Cara World's Strongest Slam
The Miz b. Antonio Cesaro Figure Four
Alberto Del Rio b. Dolph Ziggler Cross Armbreaker
Jack Swagger b. Daniel Bryan Patriot Lock
Shield b. Chris Jericho/Ryback/Sheamus Ambrose pinned Jericho after a top rope kick from Rollins
Randy Orton b. Kane RKO
Tuesday
Smackdown got a 1.96, down from last week.
Wednesday
Raw got a 3.3, up from last week.
NXT
Date: February 20, 2013
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Tom Phillips, William Regal
We're back in Florida and we finally have some tag team champions in the form of Neville and Grey. The main story for tonight is the title match between Conor O'Brian and Big E. Langston which has been built up for weeks. Also I believe we find out who Sasha Banks' secret admirer is, which would have been better suited for last week around Valentine's Day but it's not too far off. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the title win last week.
Opening sequence.
Yoshi Tatsu vs. Bray Wyatt
This is a good idea as the Wyatt Family lost last week, so having Wyatt himself get in the ring, I believe for the second time on NXT, is a way to redeem the Family. Wyatt no sells everything and throws Tatsu down with a wicked release Rock Bottom. A BIG running splash crushes Tatsu in the corner and a fast spinning Downward Spiral gets the pin at 1:37. Total squash.
Wyatt tells his family to get in the ring. He shows them a clip of the ending of the title match last week and blames Harper for the loss. He tells Rowan to hit Harper for it so Rowan smacks him in the face. Wyatt tells Harper to hit Rowan for having to carry Rowan. He says fight it out then tells them to stop because he's proud of them. These three are still very creepy and it's rather awesome.
Here's Sasha Banks in the back and she's excited about meeting the admirer. Another note is delivered and some brunette chick jumps Sasha. She (no name given but it might be Audrey Marie) beats Sasha down and says get out of NXT.
I'm Coming Home Wrestlemania video.
El Local vs. Xavier Woods
Local is Ricardo Rodriguez under a mask. They've taken away the Angel Grove part of Woods' character, making him far less interesting already. Phillips says that Woods looks like Steve Urkel if he spent five days at the gym. Phillips wasn't a fan of that show was he? The fans chant Power Rangers at Woods as he hits a leg sweep for two. Local hits a kick to the back of the head for two and stomps away in the corner.
A running low enziguri gets two more as Phillips declares Local to be portly. Local hooks a chinlock to no avail but he sends Woods into the corner for two. Back to el chinlock followed by another hard kick to the back of Woods' head for two. There's chinlock #3 as the fans are still staying with Xavier. Woods fights up and hits a flying headscissors to take over. A missile dropkick gets two so Woods takes him to the corner and a tornado DDT gets the pin at 4:40.
The doctor says Paige's shoulder is messed up but she's improving.
Apparently O'Brian vs. Langston is NOT for the title. We've spent this much time hearing O'Brian talking about the title and building up the match and it's NOT for the belt? Why in the world not?
Audrey Marie vs. Sasha Banks
Banks turns it into a brawl to start but Audrey pulls her by the hair to take over. Off to a half nelson on Banks which transfers into a chinlock and then a bow and arrow. Sasha comes back with a headscissors and a dropkick to the......uh.......Regal: Sternum. Phillips: Yeah sternum. Marie shrugs it off and hits a wheelbarrow facebuster (apparently called the Photo Finish) for the pin at 2:05. Short and ok.
Summer Rae isn't concerned about Paige. She is however concerned with the nail she broke during the fight. Rae declares herself the first lady of NXT. It's amazing how much more interesting the Divas are here when they're treated even somewhat seriously.
New Orleans is hosting Wrestlemania XXX. I can't wait.
Here's the injured Tyson Kidd to update us on his condition. Kidd says he doesn't know when he'll be back but guarantees that he will be someday. Phillips asks Kidd about Punk calling Kidd an unappreciated workhorse. Kidd says he's flattered and says that being a workhorse is a way of life, not something you learn. This brings out Leo Kruger who says Kidd looks like a wounded animal: weak and vulnerable. Leo kicks the crutch away but Justin Gabriel runs in for the save before anything bad can happen.
Conor O'Brian vs. Big E. Langston
Non-title for no apparent reason. The fans fire up Langston to start and they lock up. That goes to a standoff so they head to opposite corners and charge into another lockup. Langston charges into an elbow to stagger him and Conor pounds away in the corner. Langston punches back and clotheslines O'Brian to the floor as we take a break. Back with the champion going shoulder first into a post and O'Brian yelling a lot.
Off to an arm trap chinlock by O'Brian but a FIVE chant brings Langston back to life. Conor takes him back down with a full nelson slam for two and it's the return of the chinlock. Langston fights up again and hits some knee lifts to the ribs before a slugout ensues. They brawl in the corner until the referee tries to break it up. That doesn't work either so he throws it out at 6:34 shown of 10:04.
Post match Corey Graves jumps Langston from behind to end the show.
Results
Bray Wyatt b. Yoshi Tatsu Spinning Downward Spiral
Xavier Woods b. El Local Tornado DDT
Audrey Marie b. Sasha Banks Photo Finish
Big E. Langston vs. Conor O'Brian went to a double DQ when they wouldn't stop brawling
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: February 21, 2013
Location: Wembly Arena, London, England
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Todd Keneley, Tazz
It's the last of the England shows and the main story tonight is that we get to know the winner of the tournament last week. The winner gets to face Hardy at Lockdown in three weeks so it's about time they announced something. Other than that we've got two title matches which makes for a pretty packed show. Let's get to it.
We open with the usual intro from last week, recapping both the tournament and Hogan being saved by Ray and Sting.
Hulk Hogan opens us up and talks about how Aces and 8's interfered before he could announce the #1 contender last week. That interruption gave him an extra week to think about who should get the shot. This person showed that he was the only person who really wanted it. That person is.....Bully Ray. As in someone not even in the competition at all.
Here's Ray but he isn't sure what to think. He has a partially torn quad (whether that's legitimate or not, the similarities to HHH/Stephanie/Vince continue) but Hogan cuts him off. Hogan says Ray is tough and Ray says it was the greatest day of his life when he married into this family. Bully wants a six man tag tonight with Aces and 8's facing himself, Sting, and Hulk. Ray calls him dad and the match is made.
Bad Influences come in to visit Roode and Aries. They wish them luck in an eight man tag tonight.
Bad Influence/Bobby Roode/Austin Aries vs. Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez/James Storm/Joseph Park
Storm vs. Daniels to start and the Cowboy quickly clotheslines him to the floor. Kaz throws Storm to the floor and everything breaks down quickly. It's a big brawl and the good guys clear the ring. Park looks so proud but Chavo tells him to watch the elbows as we take a break. Back with Chavo working over Kaz with a front facelock before it's back to Joseph Park. We're told that the title match at Lockdown will be in a cage. As in just like every match at Lockdown ever?
Park gets caught in the wrong corner and the tag champions start beating him up. Or is it down? Either way they can't suplex him which leads to a brief argument. Back to Daniels who rams Park's head into the buckles and pounds away at the temple a few times. Everyone wants the tag but the heels get in an argument, nearly allowing Park to make the tag. Park comes back with a double clothesline to put Bad Influence down.
Roode and Aries walk out on their partners and it's hot tag to Storm. He cleans house on everyone in sight and it's off to Hernandez. SuperMex hits a few shoulders to knock everyone around and Chavo adds a frog splash to Daniels. The Last Call puts Daniels down and here's Park with an a middle rope splash for the pin by Chavo on Kaz at 12:20.
We recap Bully getting the title shot from earlier tonight.
We look at Rockstar Spud winning British Bootcamp and having a confrontation with Robbie E a few weeks back.
Robbie E. vs. Rockstar Spud
Spud almost immediately runs into a boot from Robbie to put himself down. Robbie hits a top rope elbow for no cover but misses a charge into the corner. A spinning DDT puts Robbie down and Spud goes up top. Spud misses a guillotine legdrop but the Rob's get in an argument, allowing Spud to roll up Robbie for the pin at 2:46.
Post match Robbie E. yells at Big Rob and slaps him in the face. Big Rob stares him down and Robbie runs.
Jesse gives Tara a pep talk. The Knockouts Title match is next.
Knockouts Title: Velvet Sky vs. Gail Kim vs. Miss Tessmacher vs. Tara
Tara is defending and this is under elimination rules. Brooke Hogan gets to be ringside because what would a segment be without her? The bell will be after this break. Jesse is ejected by Brooke and we're ready to go. We get a bunch of quick rollup attempts but no pins early on. Tessmacher tries a victory roll on Tara but gets caught in an electric chair to send her out to the floor. Things settle down a bit and Tara hits the tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Sky, only to have the pin broken up by Gail. Why would she do that?
Now Tara and Gail go at it but Gail is sent to the floor for a bulldog from Tessmacher. Velvet and Tessmacher ping pong the champion back and forth with punches but Tara fights back. A moonsault hits Tessmacher but Velvet grabs Tara and hits In Yo Face, only to be broken up by Gail. Kim steals the pin on Tara to eliminate her, guaranteeing us a new champion.
Tessmacher hits a kind of spinning neckbreaker on Gail but goes up and gets crotched. Gail loads up a superplex put Velvet adds a powerbomb to make it a Tower of Doom. Velvet covers both opponents for two so she tries In Yo Face on Gail. Tessmacher tries to roll up Sky but Velvet rolls through it and covers Tessmacher for the elimination. We're down to Velvet vs. Gail.
Sky pounds away to start but misses a dropkick to stop her momentum cold. Kim tries a cover but gets caught grabbing the ropes like a good villain should. Some shoulders in the corner miss and Velvet grabs a pretty sloppy sunset flip for two. In Yo Face hits this time and Velvet wins the title at 8:35.
Hogan and Sting get ready in the back. Sting leaves and runs into Bully who wants to make sure Hogan is cool. Ray thinks it's cool to be tagging with the two of them.
We'll get an update on AJ Styles next week.
We recap Samoa Joe, Kurt Angle, Wes Brisco and Garrett Bischoff. Angle vouched for Garrett and Wes but they joined Aces and 8's to stab him in the back.
Samoa Joe vs. Garrett Bischoff
Garrett bails to the floor to start but gets in some shots to the knee once he's back inside. Bischoff chokes away and stomps away a bit more as that's about the extent of his offense so far. A shoulder tackle takes Joe down and it's off to a chinlock. Joe comes back with an atomic drop and big boot, followed by a senton backsplash. The Facewash has Garrett in trouble in the corner and Joe loads up the MuscleBuster, only to have Brisco run in for the DQ at 5:06.
Kurt Angle makes the save and says it's him vs. Brisco in a cage at Lockdown.
X-Division Title: Kenny King vs. Rob Van Dam
Van Dam is defending and gets dropkicked off the apron during his entrance. King rams him spine first into the post and slams Van Dam down to take over. A springboard legdrop misses the champ though but he kicks Van Dam right back down for two. King hits a spinwheel kick for the same result and a chinlock keeps Van Dam down for a bit.
Back to the chinlock but Rob fights up and hits some kicks to take over again. King counters a monkey flip by landing on his feet but can't quite hit the Royal Flush, allowing RVD to kick out at two. King misses a pair of knees in the corner and takes Rolling Thunder as a result. The Five Star retains the title at 6:21.
Hulk tells Brooke that he has to do this.
Jeff Hardy will be back next week.
Hulk Hogan/Sting/Bully Ray vs. Aces and 8's
It's D-Von, Anderson and Doc here. Everyone comes out for the match but there's no Hulk. We keep waiting for it and there's still no Hogan. The music plays again but Aces and 8's jump Sting and Ray to start things off. Sting and Ray fight back and Doc gets caught with a Stinger Splash as we take a break.
Back with Doc coming in to continue a beating on Bully. Off to D-Von for a falling headbutt and an unseen tag off to Anderson. After some basic pounding here's D-Von again for a chinlock. Ray suplexes out of it though but Anderson breaks up the tag to Sting. Off to Doc again and he has to immediately stop a Ray comeback with more right hands.
Ray spears D-Von down and there's the real tag to Sting. The Scorpion Death Drop gets two on Doc but Anderson makes the save. Anderson gets loaded up in What's Up as the other bikers come out with both Hogans being held hostage. Hulk yells that his knee is hurt as it's 3-1 against Sting. Doc hits a big boot and Aces and 8's actually win a match at 11:26.
Sting gets beaten down to end the show.
Results
Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez/James Storm/Joseph Park b. Bad Influence/Bobby Roode/Austin Aries Chavo pinned Kazarian after a splash from Park
Rockstar Spud b. Robbie E. - Rollup
Velvet Sky b. Tara, Gail Kim and Miss Tessmacher In Yo Face to Gail
Samoa Joe b. Garrett Bischoff via DQ when Wes Brisco interfered
Rob Van Dam b. Kenny King Five Star Frog Splash
Aces and 8's b. Sting/Hulk Hogan/Bully Ray Big boot to Sting
Friday
Impact got a 1.0, about the same as last week.
Smackdown
Date: February 22, 2013
Location: Mississippi Coast Coliseum, Biloxi, Mississippi
Commentators: Josh Matthews, John Bradshaw Layfield
Elimination Chamber is over and we've got our world title match from Smackdown set. Jack Swagger will be facing Alberto Del Rio, assuming he doesn't do something stupid like get arrested for driving under the influence and have marijuana found on him between now and then. Other than that.....actually there isn't much else confirmed right now. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Alberto keeping the title over Del Rio and Swagger winning the Chamber. We also get a clip from Raw with Rock unveiling the new title belt and Punk laying out Cena with the old one.
Ricardo opens the show by bringing out Del Rio. Alberto says the two of them are going to Wrestlemania to face the winner of the Elimination Chamber Jack Swagger. Apparently Swagger has a new friend and the two of them think that they're everything that is right about America. Alberto has seen all of Swagger's videos and his state of the union on Raw.
Swagger claims that immigrants like Alberto are taking opportunities and jobs but Del Rio says the country was built by immigrants. This gets a lukewarm response in Mississippi. Del Rio says that the world title is a result of his hard work and the American Dream. Swagger is a real jackass, not a real American. If Swagger wants to talk about handouts, come out here and Alberto will put his hand out all over Swagger's face.
Instead he gets Orton of all people. Before Randy can say anything, the fans start a big Randy Orton chant. He says he was this close to winning in the Chamber and earning a shot at Alberto at Wrestlemania. However that was taken from him by Jack Swagger in a quick rollup. Now Orton can't complain about that because he would do the same thing in Swagger's spot, but that doesn't mean he doesn't want to hurt Jack. Orton asks Alberto to step aside and let him fight Swagger tonight. This brings out Booker and makes Del Rio vs. Barrett and Orton vs. Swagger. Well at least it's not a tag match.
Sheamus vs. Damien Sandow
This can be added to the list of matches that we've seen WAY too many times in the last four months. Sheamus pounds away to start but the guy in pink and purple (he's a genius but can't color coordinate?) punches back. We head to the floor and the pale one whips him into the barricade to take over again. Back in and Sheamus grabs Damien to load up the ten forearms to the chest. Sandow bails to the floor and we take a break.
Back with Damien holding a chinlock followed by the Wind-Up Elbow for two. Sandow fires off some forearms to the face before hooking another chinlock. Sheamus fights up but gets put in 619 position for a running hip attack from Sandow. That gets two and we hit chinlock #3. Sheamus fights up again but gets rammed chest first into the barricade to slow him back down. The Terminus is countered but Sheamus can't hit White Noise. The Brogue Kick misses too and Damien goes for the leg. That goes nowhere either though as Sheamus hits White Noise. The Brogue Kick finishes clean at 8:43 shown of 12:13.
Video on Wrestlemania coming to New Orleans.
Video on the Shield and their dominance over the past few months.
Layla/Kaitlyn vs. Tamina Snuka/Aksana
Earlier today, Kaitlyn ran into Cody and said she likes his mustache. Layla and Aksana start with a dance off and Layla hits her in the face with her barely there shorts. Off to Kaitlyn for a chinlock but a Tamina distraction lets Aksana knock her to the floor. Back in and a side slam gets two for Aksana so she crawls over to Kaitlyn on all fours.
Off to a headscissors choke which Aksana turns over and uses to ram Kaitlyn's head into the mat. Kaitlyn easily fights out and makes the tag off to Layla who hits a dropkick to the ribs of Tamina. Snuka catches a cross body and puts Layla on her shoulders but the British chick tags in Kaitlyn. A quick spear from the champion (Kaitlyn) is enough to end Tamina at 3:30.
Layla looks at the belt post match so there's the next feud.
We get the ENTIRE Rock/Cena/Punk segment from Raw.
Swagger and Colter are on the way to the ring when Barrett stops them. He says he agrees with what they say but Colter doesn't care what Barrett thinks because Barrett is from England. That means Barrett is taking a job from an American so he's part of the problem. Well that's different.
Randy Orton vs. Jack Swagger
They lock up with Swagger being shoved into the corner and stomped down. A belly to back suplex gets two for Orton and a clothesline keeps Swagger down. Off to a chinlock by Orton but Swagger comes back with a belly to back suplex of his own for two. A shoulder block keeps Orton down but Randy pops up and hits the standing dropkick followed by the circle stomp to Swagger's limbs. A knee drop ends the circling and gets a two count.
Swagger comes back again and wraps Orton's leg around the post. Back in and he loads up the ankle lock, only for Orton to roll out of the hold. They head back to the floor where Randy hits the Thesz Press and pounds on Jack's head. Orton is all fired up now and hits a bit clothesline to put Swagger down again as we take a break.
Back with them in the ring and Orton pounding away on Jack's head again. Swagger gets thrown to the apron for the Elevated DDT but Jack counters with a backdrop to send Orton to the outside again. Orton's shoulder is sent into the post as Swagger finally gets an advantage. The shoulder goes into the steps as well which gets two back inside. A kind of powerslam puts Randy down and a kick to the head gets two. Off to a double arm trap by Swagger but Orton quickly elbows out.
Jack gets backdropped out to the floor as the mirroring of moves continues. Randy sends him ribs first into the barricade and they head back inside. Swagger hits a quick chop block and the Vader Bomb out of the corner for two. Josh talks about Smurfs for no apparent reason as Orton counters a suplex into one of his own. Swagger misses a charge into the post and Orton starts up his finishing sequence.
Jack blocks the backbreaker though and loads up the Vader Bomb. Orton pops up and kicks Jack in the ribs so that the second attempt at the backbreaker works. There's the Elevated DDT but Colter pulls Swagger to the floor before the RKO can hit. Jack pokes Randy in the eye and grabs a quick rollup (just like Sunday) for the pin at 13:26 shown of 16:56.
The replay shows Swagger had a foot on the bottom rope too.
If you haven't gotten enough recaps tonight, here's the segment from Raw with Vince saying that he's fighting Heyman on Monday and that Brad Maddox is the new assistant to Vickie.
The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes
On the way to the ring, Cody talks about having a mustache. Scratch that actually as it's a lovestache. Cody takes him to the mat to start and sends Miz's bad shoulder into the buckle to take over. Off to a quick shoulder lock but Miz fights up. Cody calmly hits him in the shoulder again though and takes control right back.
Miz comes back with some shots to the ribs but Cody hits a knee to the head for two. Back to the arm hold by Rhodes for a bit until Miz fights up and hits a big boot to the face. Miz misses a charge into the corner and hits his shoulder again so Cody loads up the Alabama Slam. Miz slides out though and trips Cody down. The Figure Four (a decent one too) gets the submission for Miz at 3:54.
Wade Barrett vs. Alberto Del Rio
Non-title. I saw this match at a house show about a week and a half ago and liked what I saw so hopefully this holds up. Before the match here's Swagger to scout Del Rio. Barrett goes for a wristlock to start but Alberto kicks him in the leg to break it up. Wade stops to yell at Ricardo, allowing Del Rio to fire off some kicks to the ribs. Barrett is sent to the floor where he goes after Ricardo, allowing Del Rio to take him out with a baseball slide.
We take a break and come back with Barrett pounding away before he shoves Alberto off the ropes and out to the floor. After sending Del Rio into the steps we head back inside for a chinlock. Back up and Barrett hits the pumphandle slam for two followed by the big boot to Del Rio while he's in the ropes. A few elbow drops get a two count on Alberto and it's back to the chinlock. Alberto fights up again though and hits a quick middle rope dropkick to put Barrett down.
The tilt-a-whirl backbreaker hits Barrett and Del Rio is all fired up. He hits the low superkick for two as we keep cutting back to Swagger and Colter. Alberto gets a running start but charges into the Winds of Change for two. Wasteland is countered and Del Rio sends him into the corner for a Backstabber, getting two. Swagger starts coming down the aisle and Barrett uses the distraction to get a fast rollup with a handful of trunks for two. I thought that was it. A big boot puts Alberto down but the Bull Hammer misses. The cross armbreaker goes on and Barrett taps out at 8:46 shown of 12:16.
Swagger and Del Rio stare at each other to end the show.
Results
Sheamus b. Damien Sandow Brogue Kick
Layla/Kaitlyn b. Tamina Snuka/Aksana
Jack Swagger b. Randy Orton Rollup
The Miz b. Cody Rhodes Figure Four
Alberto Del Rio b. Wade Barrett Cross Armbreaker
Saturday
Undertaker made a surprise appearance at a house show in Texas. No word on if this was a one time appearance or the start of a return.
Sunday
Nothing.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Mark Henry b. Sin Cara World's Strongest Slam
The Miz b. Antonio Cesaro Figure Four
Alberto Del Rio b. Dolph Ziggler Cross Armbreaker
Jack Swagger b. Daniel Bryan Patriot Lock
Shield b. Chris Jericho/Ryback/Sheamus Ambrose pinned Jericho after a top rope kick from Rollins
Randy Orton b. Kane RKO
NXT
Bray Wyatt b. Yoshi Tatsu Spinning Downward Spiral
Xavier Woods b. El Local Tornado DDT
Audrey Marie b. Sasha Banks Photo Finish
Big E. Langston vs. Conor O'Brian went to a double DQ when they wouldn't stop brawling
Impact Wrestling
Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez/James Storm/Joseph Park b. Bad Influence/Bobby Roode/Austin Aries Chavo pinned Kazarian after a splash from Park
Rockstar Spud b. Robbie E. - Rollup
Velvet Sky b. Tara, Gail Kim and Miss Tessmacher In Yo Face to Gail
Samoa Joe b. Garrett Bischoff via DQ when Wes Brisco interfered
Rob Van Dam b. Kenny King Five Star Frog Splash
Aces and 8's b. Sting/Hulk Hogan/Bully Ray Big boot to Sting
Smackdown
Sheamus b. Damien Sandow Brogue Kick
Layla/Kaitlyn b. Tamina Snuka/Aksana
Jack Swagger b. Randy Orton Rollup
The Miz b. Cody Rhodes Figure Four
Alberto Del Rio b. Wade Barrett Cross Armbreaker