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Thursday
NXT
Date: December 4, 2014
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Jason Albert, Alex Riley, Rich Brennan
It's the last show before R-Evolution and I'd assume tonight is just going to be about firming up matches for next week. I'm really hoping we don't get a rushed heel turn from Neville as the match would be far more entertaining with both guys staying on the paths that got them here. Other than that we might have some fallout from Bayley calling out Lynch and Banks last week. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
Charlotte vs. Mia Yim
Non-title. Charlotte starts with a WOO before sending Mia into the corner for a slap to the back. Natural Selection is good for the pin at 51 seconds.
Post match Sasha Banks, in a Charlotte shirt, comes out and says just give her the title now. Charlotte tells her to bring it and starts a ratchet chant. Sasha says she has more flair than Charlotte and her daddy. She's going to beat Charlotte so badly that she'll be a bigger loser than her old man. This brings out Bayley in a big leg brace and on crutches to tell Sasha to shut her ratchet face. Banks kicks her in the knee and runs off when Charlotte comes up the ramp. Sasha tries to get a cheap shot but Charlotte drags her to the ring and says get a ref out here. Becky Lynch sneaks in from behind though and Banks lays out the champ.
Time for another silent movie from the Vaudevillains! This time the police commissioner calls them to say the Lucha Dragons are dropping water balloons off the roof of city hall. After a training montage (complete with Gotch fighting a video of a tiger), the Vaudevillains attach an anvil to the Dragons, sending them down.....into a mushroom cloud? Gotch is glad that they took the belts away because they would have just weighed the Dragons down even more. Keep in mind though that no Lucha Dragons were harmed in the filming of this motion picture, but that won't be the case next week. These things are brilliant.
Vaudevillians vs. Buddy Murphy/Wesley Blake
English jumps over Blake to start but dives into a powerslam for two. A snapmare sends Wesley into the ropes though in a nice idea. It's off to Murphy as the fans sound like they're sighing for some reason. Off to Gotch for some Hindu Squats while holding Buddy in an Indian Deathlock. English comes back in for some elbows to the leg before it's back to Gotch to stay on the leg. Murphy finally rolls away and makes the tag as everything breaks down. Blake is sent to the floor for a big crash and the Whirling Dervish ends Murphy at 4:15.
Regal is in the back with Tyler Breeze, who hasn't seen Marcus Louis since he wandered off last week. Tyson Kidd comes in and says he wants a rematch with Balor, but Regal makes it a tag with Itami/Balor vs. Kidd/Breeze. This took less than a minute and covered two stories. Why does it take Raw twenty minutes to cover one?
Bull Dempsey vs. Elias Samson
The fans count until the flying headbutt ends Samson at 22 seconds.
Baron Corbin vs. ???
End of Days, 11 seconds. Of course Bull was watching from the stage.
Kevin Owens video, talking about how he's fought and teamed with Seth Rollins, Daniel Bryan, Adrian Neville, and Sami Zayn (called Owens' best friend), but WWE called all of them first. Now it's his turn.
Tyler Breeze/Tyson Kidd vs. Hideo Itami/Finn Balor
Kidd holds the ropes open for Natalya and offers to do the same for Breeze in a funny bit. Itami and Kidd get things going but it's quickly off to Breeze, whose arm is quickly yanked. Balor comes in with a slingshot stomp for no count but Kidd makes a blind tag and decks Finn to take over as we go to a break. Back with Breeze coming in to stomp Finn in the corner before it's quickly back to Kidd for even faster stomping.
A neckbreaker gets two for Tyson and we hit a bow and arrow. Balor fights up but misses a dropkick to put him right back down. Breeze grabs a neckbreaker of his own for two before Kidd comes back in for a hard kick to the leg. A slingshot legdrop to the back of the head gets two for Kidd but he eats a Pele (now called a soccer kick), allowing Finn to tag Hideo. Itami fires off a series of kicks to destroy Breeze before hitting a delayed running dropkick in the corner to a sitting Tyler. Everything breaks down and Balor hits Shadows Over Hell, setting up Itami's kick to the back of the head for the pin at 11:30.
Post match Finn tells Ascension to bring everything they have because he's going to show them something they've never seen before.
Here's Adrian Neville for the final speech before the title match. A lot of people have said he should be conflicted by this match, but his goal is the same as always: to win at all cost. Some people say that he should be ashamed of what he did to retain the title at Fatal Four Way and every other title match. If he had it his way, it would have gone completely differently, but that's the fundamental difference between himself and Sami: Zayn doesn't have the killer instinct and that's why he'll never be NXT Champion.
This brings out Sami who says he's been listening to everything Neville has been saying and it's ticking him off. Who is Neville to act like Sami's babysitter and tell him how he should live? Whatever Sami decides to do after the match is up to him and his actions, not Neville's. Adrian backs off a bit and says he respects Sami more than anyone else and next week it's going to be an honor to face Sami in the match of their careers.
Adrian offers a handshake but Sami says no. This is where he goes wrong every single time but he won't do it here. This isn't about respect and he slaps Adrian in the face. Neville doesn't get to end him because it's going to be Sami ending Adrian's story and taking that title. This wasn't a heel turn for either guy but rather Sami just being more intense this time around.
Results
Charlotte b. Mia Yim Natural Selection
Vaudevillians b. Wesley Blake/Buddy Murphy Whirling Dervish to Murphy
Bull Dempsey b. Elias Samson Flying headbutt
Baron Corbin b. ??? End of Days
Finn Balor/Hideo Itami b. Tyler Breeze/Tyson Kidd Kick to Breeze's head
Friday
Smackdown
Date: December 5, 2014
Location: Chesapeake Energy Arena, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Commentators: Tom Phillips, John Bradshaw Layfield, Michael Cole
We're getting close to TLC and we have most of the card set already. Naturally most of it is just pairings from the Survivor Series main event split off into singles matches with gimmicks attached. The violence and carnage at the pay per view is usually enough to carry it over the weak stories so hopefully it works again this year. Let's get to it.
Recap of the main story from Raw with Cena vs. Rollins in a tables match being set for TLC and all the brawling between the Survivor Series teams.
Intercontinental Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. Luke Harper
Harper is defending of course. The champ sends him into the corner to start but Dolph hammers away with shots to the jaw. That's fine with Luke as he picks Dolph up and drives him into the corner again. Ziggler tries the same sunset flip that pinned Luke on Monday but only gets two and a boot on his throat for his efforts. A quick neckbreaker gets two for Ziggler but Harper blocks the running DDT and just drills him with an elbow to the face.
Harper doesn't want his leg to feel left out so he nails a big boot to send Ziggler to the floor and us to a break. Back with Ziggler fighting out of a chinlock and sending Luke shoulder first into the post. Harper counters another neckbreaker but misses the big boot and eats the running DDT for two more.
Now it's Dolph missing a kick of his own and walking into a superkick from the champ. The Fameasser gets two more as the trading continues. Ziggler gets two each off a high cross body, sunset flip out of a powerbomb and superkick as frustration is setting in. Harper has had enough though and kicks Dolph low for the DQ at 10:10.
Post match Harper pulls in a ladder and loads up a powerbomb, but you can't powerbomb Kidman. In this case you can't powerbomb Ziggler either as he faceplants Luke into the ladder. Harper rolls outside so Dolph pelts the ladder at his head in a big crash. Santino comes out and makes the obvious ladder match at TLC because the power makes him feel like Oprah.
Here's what's left of the Authority, complete with Big Show, with something to say. Rollins says he hates Christmas but can't wait for the annual demolition derby known as TLC. In nine days, he gets to face your hero John Cena in a tables match with Cena's future title shot on the line.
Rollins is excited by taking away the only thing Cena cares about, because he doesn't have to make Cena tap out or pin him, even though he could (Sheamus used nearly the exact same line in 2009). All he has to do is drive Cena through a table, but more than just a table is going to be broken. Rollins is going to have tables everywhere and Cena is going to get beaten up, plus a lot of splinters. Uh....right Seth.
Anyway, Big Show says he's been here for a long time and had all kinds of matches. However, this is going to be his first steel stairs match. He heads outside and bangs the steps into the post a few times and promises to do much worse to Rowan. Kane wants to talk about his chairs match with Ryback, where Ryback will be fed chair after chair after chair. Cue Santino to make our tag match main event: Rollins/Big Show vs. Ryback/Rowan.
We recap the Miz/Naomi/Jimmy Uso stuff from Monday. Miz apologized to Jimmy on Main Event and asked if Jimmy was mad that Miz could do more for Naomi's career than Jimmy ever could.
Cesaro/Tyson Kidd vs. New Day
Woods/Kingston here. Woods tags out less than five seconds in so Kofi can sunset flip Cesaro for two. Cesaro drives Kofi into the corner so Kidd can hammer him down. Kingston easily fights out of a chinlock and cleans house, including the Boom Drop on Tyson. Trouble in Paradise misses but the SOS gets two. Everything breaks down and a Demolition Decapitator with a Woods top rope stomp instead of an Ax elbow is good for the pin on Kidd at 2:45.
New Day celebrates when the Dusts pop up on screen. Stardust wants to know why the three of them are thinking this will be any different when they've tried the same things over and over again. They're heading for a black hole (seriously) where light can never escape. The positive message means nothing to Goldust and there will be no new day. Woods says darkness will not prevail because there is no force in the cosmos that can hold them back. Kofi says the New Day is about unity and they'll take the Dusts on any time. Big E. goes into full on preacher mode and promises to make them feel the power of the New Day.
Naomi is very happy with a bouquet of flowers. She thanks Jimmy for them but he didn't send her any flowers. Apparently she never thought to read the card because they're an apology from Miz. Jimmy smashes the vase.
We get a clip from Main Event with Swagger making it his mission to take the US Title from Rusev.
Dean Ambrose vs. Rusev
Non-title. Before the match, Dean says he really enjoyed destroying the rocking chair on Monday. Maybe Bray's grandmother used to read Baby Bray stories from that chair. Or maybe he just saw it at Cracker Barrel and liked it. Not that it matters because at TLC, Dean is going to break Wyatt into more pieces than he broke that chair. Lana and Rusev come out with the blonde saying the match won't be happening, thanks to Jack Swagger.
We see a clip from Raw of Swagger going after Rusev, which Lana calls persecution. Rusev promises to snap every bone in Jack's body, just like he did to Zeb Colter. Dean tells Lana to stop with the flirtatious eyes because he's going to fight the Russian. He goes after Rusev but gets jumped from behind by Wyatt. Dean fights back as Bray goes to get a chair but Wyatt sends him into the steps. He gets the chair and puts it against Dean's throat before driving the chair into the steps. Medics check on Dean as Bray has a disturbing smile on his face. Ambrose does a stretcher job.
Jey Uso vs. Miz
Before the match, Miz wants to know what's up with Jimmy. Is he really that insecure and jealous? Miz is just trying to pass along the kind of help that made people like Kate Upton and Selena Gomez. The agent has been watching her on Total Divas and thinks she's a star in the making because she's hot with a voluptuous body.
The Usos come out with no special entrance and we're ready to go. Jimmy tries to come in soon after the bell but gets ejected for his efforts. We get our first contact over a minute in with Miz driving a knee into Jey's ribs. It's already off to a chinlock but Jey quickly fights up and nails a Samoan drop. Mizdow comes in for a distraction though and the Skull Crushing Finale is enough to pin Jey at 2:25.
Brie Bella vs. Naomi
AJ Lee and Nikki are both at ringside with the former on commentary. We look at AJ fighting both Bellas on Monday. AJ: It's great therapy to punch a Bella in the face. Brie nails a dropkick for an early two as Nikki sits on the steps and taunts AJ with the belt. A clothesline gets two for Brie and we hit the chinlock. AJ says she was Divas Champion for so many days that it was a common law marriage. Naomi tries what looked to be Rey Mysterio's sitout bulldog but Brie falls backwards instead. AJ prevents Nikki from interfering and Naomi rolls Brie up for the pin at 2:34.
Santino is in the back, talking about how hard it is to be in charge. If anyone understands what that means, it's....the Bunny. Apparently Santino's grandmother calls him at 3am to ask him how to fix the clock on the microwave.
Rollins and Show are ready for their match thanks to a Kane pep talk. Show says they're not friends but he needs to get through this match to get to TLC.
Ryback/Erick Rowan vs. Seth Rollins/Big Show
Rowan and Rollins get things going with Seth being launched across the ring. Rollins bails to the corner but actually doesn't tag. Rowan does though as it's Ryback's turn to hammer away in the corner. He misses a charge though and Seth drives in some elbows to the head, only to be driven across the ring with ease. Seth runs him over again though and we take a break. Back with Big Show headbutting Ryback and elbowing him in the back of the head. Ryback fights out of a chokeslam attempt and makes the hot tag to Rowan.
Things speed up with Rowan nailing a bunch of clotheslines to put Show down, only to have the Stooges offer a distraction so Big Show can take over. We settle down to Rollins driving knees into Erick's head before it's back to Show for a snapmare of all things. A DDT gets two on Erick but Show misses the elbow. The real hot tag brings in Ryback to clean house, but Rollins counters a swinging Rock Bottom into a crucifix for two in a nice counter.
The springboard knee to the head misses though and Ryback powerslams him down for two. The Stooges' distraction breaks up the Shell Shock and the knee to Ryback's head gets two. Seth misses a Curb Stomp and eats a spinebuster, only to have Kane get on the apron. Rollins enziguris Ryback down as Kane gets ejected. The referee won't allow a tag to Big Show that he didn't see, leaving a protesting Rollins to eat the Meat Hook and Shell Shock for the pin at 14:43.
Results
Dolph Ziggler b. Luke Harper via DQ when Harper kicked Ziggler low
New Day b. Cesaro/Tyson Kidd Top rope double stomp/backbreaker combination to Kidd
Miz b. Jey Uso Skull Crushing Finale
Naomi b. Brie Bella Rollup
Ryback/Erick Rowan b. Big Show/Seth Rollins Shell Shock to Rollins
Saturday
CM Punk has signed with UFC and will debut next year.
Sunday
Nothing.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Usos won tag team turmoil last eliminating Adam Rose/the Bunny Superfly Splash to Rose
Erick Rowan b. Big Show via DQ when Show used the steps
Fandango b. Jack Swagger via forfeit
Damien Mizdow b. Fernando Figure Four
Bray Wyatt b. R-Truth Sister Abigail
AJ Lee/Naomi b. Bella Twins Black Widow to Nikki
Dolph Ziggler/John Cena/Ryback b. Kane/Luke Harper/Seth Rollins Sunset flip to Harper
NXT
Charlotte b. Mia Yim Natural Selection
Vaudevillians b. Wesley Blake/Buddy Murphy Whirling Dervish to Murphy
Bull Dempsey b. Elias Samson Flying headbutt
Baron Corbin b. ??? End of Days
Finn Balor/Hideo Itami b. Tyler Breeze/Tyson Kidd Kick to Breeze's head
Smackdown
Dolph Ziggler b. Luke Harper via DQ when Harper kicked Ziggler low
New Day b. Cesaro/Tyson Kidd Top rope double stomp/backbreaker combination to Kidd
Miz b. Jey Uso Skull Crushing Finale
Naomi b. Brie Bella Rollup
Ryback/Erick Rowan b. Big Show/Seth Rollins Shell Shock to Rollins
NXT
Date: December 4, 2014
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Jason Albert, Alex Riley, Rich Brennan
It's the last show before R-Evolution and I'd assume tonight is just going to be about firming up matches for next week. I'm really hoping we don't get a rushed heel turn from Neville as the match would be far more entertaining with both guys staying on the paths that got them here. Other than that we might have some fallout from Bayley calling out Lynch and Banks last week. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
Charlotte vs. Mia Yim
Non-title. Charlotte starts with a WOO before sending Mia into the corner for a slap to the back. Natural Selection is good for the pin at 51 seconds.
Post match Sasha Banks, in a Charlotte shirt, comes out and says just give her the title now. Charlotte tells her to bring it and starts a ratchet chant. Sasha says she has more flair than Charlotte and her daddy. She's going to beat Charlotte so badly that she'll be a bigger loser than her old man. This brings out Bayley in a big leg brace and on crutches to tell Sasha to shut her ratchet face. Banks kicks her in the knee and runs off when Charlotte comes up the ramp. Sasha tries to get a cheap shot but Charlotte drags her to the ring and says get a ref out here. Becky Lynch sneaks in from behind though and Banks lays out the champ.
Time for another silent movie from the Vaudevillains! This time the police commissioner calls them to say the Lucha Dragons are dropping water balloons off the roof of city hall. After a training montage (complete with Gotch fighting a video of a tiger), the Vaudevillains attach an anvil to the Dragons, sending them down.....into a mushroom cloud? Gotch is glad that they took the belts away because they would have just weighed the Dragons down even more. Keep in mind though that no Lucha Dragons were harmed in the filming of this motion picture, but that won't be the case next week. These things are brilliant.
Vaudevillians vs. Buddy Murphy/Wesley Blake
English jumps over Blake to start but dives into a powerslam for two. A snapmare sends Wesley into the ropes though in a nice idea. It's off to Murphy as the fans sound like they're sighing for some reason. Off to Gotch for some Hindu Squats while holding Buddy in an Indian Deathlock. English comes back in for some elbows to the leg before it's back to Gotch to stay on the leg. Murphy finally rolls away and makes the tag as everything breaks down. Blake is sent to the floor for a big crash and the Whirling Dervish ends Murphy at 4:15.
Regal is in the back with Tyler Breeze, who hasn't seen Marcus Louis since he wandered off last week. Tyson Kidd comes in and says he wants a rematch with Balor, but Regal makes it a tag with Itami/Balor vs. Kidd/Breeze. This took less than a minute and covered two stories. Why does it take Raw twenty minutes to cover one?
Bull Dempsey vs. Elias Samson
The fans count until the flying headbutt ends Samson at 22 seconds.
Baron Corbin vs. ???
End of Days, 11 seconds. Of course Bull was watching from the stage.
Kevin Owens video, talking about how he's fought and teamed with Seth Rollins, Daniel Bryan, Adrian Neville, and Sami Zayn (called Owens' best friend), but WWE called all of them first. Now it's his turn.
Tyler Breeze/Tyson Kidd vs. Hideo Itami/Finn Balor
Kidd holds the ropes open for Natalya and offers to do the same for Breeze in a funny bit. Itami and Kidd get things going but it's quickly off to Breeze, whose arm is quickly yanked. Balor comes in with a slingshot stomp for no count but Kidd makes a blind tag and decks Finn to take over as we go to a break. Back with Breeze coming in to stomp Finn in the corner before it's quickly back to Kidd for even faster stomping.
A neckbreaker gets two for Tyson and we hit a bow and arrow. Balor fights up but misses a dropkick to put him right back down. Breeze grabs a neckbreaker of his own for two before Kidd comes back in for a hard kick to the leg. A slingshot legdrop to the back of the head gets two for Kidd but he eats a Pele (now called a soccer kick), allowing Finn to tag Hideo. Itami fires off a series of kicks to destroy Breeze before hitting a delayed running dropkick in the corner to a sitting Tyler. Everything breaks down and Balor hits Shadows Over Hell, setting up Itami's kick to the back of the head for the pin at 11:30.
Post match Finn tells Ascension to bring everything they have because he's going to show them something they've never seen before.
Here's Adrian Neville for the final speech before the title match. A lot of people have said he should be conflicted by this match, but his goal is the same as always: to win at all cost. Some people say that he should be ashamed of what he did to retain the title at Fatal Four Way and every other title match. If he had it his way, it would have gone completely differently, but that's the fundamental difference between himself and Sami: Zayn doesn't have the killer instinct and that's why he'll never be NXT Champion.
This brings out Sami who says he's been listening to everything Neville has been saying and it's ticking him off. Who is Neville to act like Sami's babysitter and tell him how he should live? Whatever Sami decides to do after the match is up to him and his actions, not Neville's. Adrian backs off a bit and says he respects Sami more than anyone else and next week it's going to be an honor to face Sami in the match of their careers.
Adrian offers a handshake but Sami says no. This is where he goes wrong every single time but he won't do it here. This isn't about respect and he slaps Adrian in the face. Neville doesn't get to end him because it's going to be Sami ending Adrian's story and taking that title. This wasn't a heel turn for either guy but rather Sami just being more intense this time around.
Results
Charlotte b. Mia Yim Natural Selection
Vaudevillians b. Wesley Blake/Buddy Murphy Whirling Dervish to Murphy
Bull Dempsey b. Elias Samson Flying headbutt
Baron Corbin b. ??? End of Days
Finn Balor/Hideo Itami b. Tyler Breeze/Tyson Kidd Kick to Breeze's head
Friday
Smackdown
Date: December 5, 2014
Location: Chesapeake Energy Arena, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Commentators: Tom Phillips, John Bradshaw Layfield, Michael Cole
We're getting close to TLC and we have most of the card set already. Naturally most of it is just pairings from the Survivor Series main event split off into singles matches with gimmicks attached. The violence and carnage at the pay per view is usually enough to carry it over the weak stories so hopefully it works again this year. Let's get to it.
Recap of the main story from Raw with Cena vs. Rollins in a tables match being set for TLC and all the brawling between the Survivor Series teams.
Intercontinental Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. Luke Harper
Harper is defending of course. The champ sends him into the corner to start but Dolph hammers away with shots to the jaw. That's fine with Luke as he picks Dolph up and drives him into the corner again. Ziggler tries the same sunset flip that pinned Luke on Monday but only gets two and a boot on his throat for his efforts. A quick neckbreaker gets two for Ziggler but Harper blocks the running DDT and just drills him with an elbow to the face.
Harper doesn't want his leg to feel left out so he nails a big boot to send Ziggler to the floor and us to a break. Back with Ziggler fighting out of a chinlock and sending Luke shoulder first into the post. Harper counters another neckbreaker but misses the big boot and eats the running DDT for two more.
Now it's Dolph missing a kick of his own and walking into a superkick from the champ. The Fameasser gets two more as the trading continues. Ziggler gets two each off a high cross body, sunset flip out of a powerbomb and superkick as frustration is setting in. Harper has had enough though and kicks Dolph low for the DQ at 10:10.
Post match Harper pulls in a ladder and loads up a powerbomb, but you can't powerbomb Kidman. In this case you can't powerbomb Ziggler either as he faceplants Luke into the ladder. Harper rolls outside so Dolph pelts the ladder at his head in a big crash. Santino comes out and makes the obvious ladder match at TLC because the power makes him feel like Oprah.
Here's what's left of the Authority, complete with Big Show, with something to say. Rollins says he hates Christmas but can't wait for the annual demolition derby known as TLC. In nine days, he gets to face your hero John Cena in a tables match with Cena's future title shot on the line.
Rollins is excited by taking away the only thing Cena cares about, because he doesn't have to make Cena tap out or pin him, even though he could (Sheamus used nearly the exact same line in 2009). All he has to do is drive Cena through a table, but more than just a table is going to be broken. Rollins is going to have tables everywhere and Cena is going to get beaten up, plus a lot of splinters. Uh....right Seth.
Anyway, Big Show says he's been here for a long time and had all kinds of matches. However, this is going to be his first steel stairs match. He heads outside and bangs the steps into the post a few times and promises to do much worse to Rowan. Kane wants to talk about his chairs match with Ryback, where Ryback will be fed chair after chair after chair. Cue Santino to make our tag match main event: Rollins/Big Show vs. Ryback/Rowan.
We recap the Miz/Naomi/Jimmy Uso stuff from Monday. Miz apologized to Jimmy on Main Event and asked if Jimmy was mad that Miz could do more for Naomi's career than Jimmy ever could.
Cesaro/Tyson Kidd vs. New Day
Woods/Kingston here. Woods tags out less than five seconds in so Kofi can sunset flip Cesaro for two. Cesaro drives Kofi into the corner so Kidd can hammer him down. Kingston easily fights out of a chinlock and cleans house, including the Boom Drop on Tyson. Trouble in Paradise misses but the SOS gets two. Everything breaks down and a Demolition Decapitator with a Woods top rope stomp instead of an Ax elbow is good for the pin on Kidd at 2:45.
New Day celebrates when the Dusts pop up on screen. Stardust wants to know why the three of them are thinking this will be any different when they've tried the same things over and over again. They're heading for a black hole (seriously) where light can never escape. The positive message means nothing to Goldust and there will be no new day. Woods says darkness will not prevail because there is no force in the cosmos that can hold them back. Kofi says the New Day is about unity and they'll take the Dusts on any time. Big E. goes into full on preacher mode and promises to make them feel the power of the New Day.
Naomi is very happy with a bouquet of flowers. She thanks Jimmy for them but he didn't send her any flowers. Apparently she never thought to read the card because they're an apology from Miz. Jimmy smashes the vase.
We get a clip from Main Event with Swagger making it his mission to take the US Title from Rusev.
Dean Ambrose vs. Rusev
Non-title. Before the match, Dean says he really enjoyed destroying the rocking chair on Monday. Maybe Bray's grandmother used to read Baby Bray stories from that chair. Or maybe he just saw it at Cracker Barrel and liked it. Not that it matters because at TLC, Dean is going to break Wyatt into more pieces than he broke that chair. Lana and Rusev come out with the blonde saying the match won't be happening, thanks to Jack Swagger.
We see a clip from Raw of Swagger going after Rusev, which Lana calls persecution. Rusev promises to snap every bone in Jack's body, just like he did to Zeb Colter. Dean tells Lana to stop with the flirtatious eyes because he's going to fight the Russian. He goes after Rusev but gets jumped from behind by Wyatt. Dean fights back as Bray goes to get a chair but Wyatt sends him into the steps. He gets the chair and puts it against Dean's throat before driving the chair into the steps. Medics check on Dean as Bray has a disturbing smile on his face. Ambrose does a stretcher job.
Jey Uso vs. Miz
Before the match, Miz wants to know what's up with Jimmy. Is he really that insecure and jealous? Miz is just trying to pass along the kind of help that made people like Kate Upton and Selena Gomez. The agent has been watching her on Total Divas and thinks she's a star in the making because she's hot with a voluptuous body.
The Usos come out with no special entrance and we're ready to go. Jimmy tries to come in soon after the bell but gets ejected for his efforts. We get our first contact over a minute in with Miz driving a knee into Jey's ribs. It's already off to a chinlock but Jey quickly fights up and nails a Samoan drop. Mizdow comes in for a distraction though and the Skull Crushing Finale is enough to pin Jey at 2:25.
Brie Bella vs. Naomi
AJ Lee and Nikki are both at ringside with the former on commentary. We look at AJ fighting both Bellas on Monday. AJ: It's great therapy to punch a Bella in the face. Brie nails a dropkick for an early two as Nikki sits on the steps and taunts AJ with the belt. A clothesline gets two for Brie and we hit the chinlock. AJ says she was Divas Champion for so many days that it was a common law marriage. Naomi tries what looked to be Rey Mysterio's sitout bulldog but Brie falls backwards instead. AJ prevents Nikki from interfering and Naomi rolls Brie up for the pin at 2:34.
Santino is in the back, talking about how hard it is to be in charge. If anyone understands what that means, it's....the Bunny. Apparently Santino's grandmother calls him at 3am to ask him how to fix the clock on the microwave.
Rollins and Show are ready for their match thanks to a Kane pep talk. Show says they're not friends but he needs to get through this match to get to TLC.
Ryback/Erick Rowan vs. Seth Rollins/Big Show
Rowan and Rollins get things going with Seth being launched across the ring. Rollins bails to the corner but actually doesn't tag. Rowan does though as it's Ryback's turn to hammer away in the corner. He misses a charge though and Seth drives in some elbows to the head, only to be driven across the ring with ease. Seth runs him over again though and we take a break. Back with Big Show headbutting Ryback and elbowing him in the back of the head. Ryback fights out of a chokeslam attempt and makes the hot tag to Rowan.
Things speed up with Rowan nailing a bunch of clotheslines to put Show down, only to have the Stooges offer a distraction so Big Show can take over. We settle down to Rollins driving knees into Erick's head before it's back to Show for a snapmare of all things. A DDT gets two on Erick but Show misses the elbow. The real hot tag brings in Ryback to clean house, but Rollins counters a swinging Rock Bottom into a crucifix for two in a nice counter.
The springboard knee to the head misses though and Ryback powerslams him down for two. The Stooges' distraction breaks up the Shell Shock and the knee to Ryback's head gets two. Seth misses a Curb Stomp and eats a spinebuster, only to have Kane get on the apron. Rollins enziguris Ryback down as Kane gets ejected. The referee won't allow a tag to Big Show that he didn't see, leaving a protesting Rollins to eat the Meat Hook and Shell Shock for the pin at 14:43.
Results
Dolph Ziggler b. Luke Harper via DQ when Harper kicked Ziggler low
New Day b. Cesaro/Tyson Kidd Top rope double stomp/backbreaker combination to Kidd
Miz b. Jey Uso Skull Crushing Finale
Naomi b. Brie Bella Rollup
Ryback/Erick Rowan b. Big Show/Seth Rollins Shell Shock to Rollins
Saturday
CM Punk has signed with UFC and will debut next year.
Sunday
Nothing.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Usos won tag team turmoil last eliminating Adam Rose/the Bunny Superfly Splash to Rose
Erick Rowan b. Big Show via DQ when Show used the steps
Fandango b. Jack Swagger via forfeit
Damien Mizdow b. Fernando Figure Four
Bray Wyatt b. R-Truth Sister Abigail
AJ Lee/Naomi b. Bella Twins Black Widow to Nikki
Dolph Ziggler/John Cena/Ryback b. Kane/Luke Harper/Seth Rollins Sunset flip to Harper
NXT
Charlotte b. Mia Yim Natural Selection
Vaudevillians b. Wesley Blake/Buddy Murphy Whirling Dervish to Murphy
Bull Dempsey b. Elias Samson Flying headbutt
Baron Corbin b. ??? End of Days
Finn Balor/Hideo Itami b. Tyler Breeze/Tyson Kidd Kick to Breeze's head
Smackdown
Dolph Ziggler b. Luke Harper via DQ when Harper kicked Ziggler low
New Day b. Cesaro/Tyson Kidd Top rope double stomp/backbreaker combination to Kidd
Miz b. Jey Uso Skull Crushing Finale
Naomi b. Brie Bella Rollup
Ryback/Erick Rowan b. Big Show/Seth Rollins Shell Shock to Rollins